03x13 - Muppet Goose

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happy babies

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I

love great jokes

I've got my computer

YouTube

is everything all right in here

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Christmas

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it's no use I can't sleep yeah

I can't sleep either

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I know what you mean well I heard that

counting sheep makes you get sleepy hey

a great idea I'll try it

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7501 11 502 11 503 commit

this isn't working by the time I'm done

counting I'll be a sheep Rancher hey

fuzzy if you really want to get to sleep

don't count sheep

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brother here

hit one

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weirdo has determined that counting

elephants can be hazardous to your

health this is silly there's only one

scientific way to fall asleep first

you've got to recline horizontally

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yeah then what then you reduce your

breathing rate to eight breaths per

minute

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uh then you're supposed to go to sleep

oh you mood brain yeah

oh brother next idea we know we know

scary

help me fuzzy

thank you

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there's only one problem animal none of

us knows how to read

you don't know how to read either animal

read read read read read read read yeah

what's going on I thought you kids were

asleep it's way past your bedtime you

know we know near me but we can't sleep

you can't

we've tried everything many weird

hey good idea animal yeah

yeah Nanny yeah yeah Nanny well okay

I'll read you just

I'll go to sleep

now let's see this is a good book it's

called Mother Goose

I don't wanna hear Mother Goose nanny I

want to hear a story from

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gee I don't know if everyone would like

Captain incredible Gonzo but I'm sure

you'll all like these nursery rhymes

here's one of my favorites There Was an

Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe she had so

many children she didn't know what to do

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is really stinky

hey Gonzo living in a shoe is kind of

weird what's so

what's on it huh

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hmm I guess you're right Gonzo it really

isn't that weird oh dear there's so many

of you children I don't know what to do

that simple I know what to do what this

is

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Gee that always works for me when I

don't know what to do hey why do I take

a ride to town and get some ice cream

that's a wonderful idea Gonzo

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my favorite

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wow

look

tennis shoes

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this place is weird Gonzo yeah isn't it

oh Denzel with all these big shoes

around don't you get the feeling that

something's missing

don't say it say who wears all these big

shoes anyway

around here there's gotta be lots of big

feet

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what there they are I was wondering what

happened to my shoes

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way to go animal I think you just

discovered what puts Gonzo to sleep huh

I don't want to hear another nursery

rhyme Nami couldn't Judy told us about

mountain climbing those kinds of stories

will keep you up all night Skeeter

here's one that should put you to sleep

oh okay Jack and Jill went up the hill

to fetch a pail of water

scooter and Skeeter went up the hill to

fetch a pail of water

hurry up scooter we've got to get up the

hill and get a pail of water

you call this a hill we're complaining

it's just a little bit further

this is ridiculous

why couldn't we have just filled up the

pail at the bottom because the nursery

rhyme says we go up the hill to fetch

the pelicana okay fill out the bucket

okay if you

use the skinner

huh what's that for just put it on

scooter

wait a minute I just remember the last

part of this nursery rhyme Oh you mean

the part that goes scooter fell down and

broke his crown yeah

yeah

you're supposed to fall down and break

your crown are you nuts it must be a

mile straight down just a simple nursery

rhyme all you have to do is fetch

another water then fall down and break

your crown but oh no you can't even do

that right sorry

that's okay scooter

you'll get it right next time you just

have to remember

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well that didn't take too long

good night kids

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you can't

not tell you read me the one about the

little piggies

please Nanny

oh all right pinky

this little piggy went to Market

and this little piggy went home

and this little piggy went shopping in

Beverly Hills this little Piggy's no

dope may I help you oh Madam I'm looking

for something in

um Green Oh no Madam blue is your color

to match your eyes well uh might I

suggest a genuine full length weirdo

what

no thanks

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one day a high fashion the next day

you're on the sale rack

what can I get you Madame little pig

This Little Piggy will have roast beef

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oh yummy huh we are all out of roast

beef so I thought you might like a

little weirdo

ES

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all the way home

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sleep tight kids

um near me oh what Kermit I'm not sleepy

yet would you tell me an adventure story

please

I told you an adventure story every

night this week Kermit I'm all out let's

see how about one more short nursery

rhyme

well okay

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

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gosh I don't feel much like Indiana frog

hey somebody lend me a hand where are

you oh what are you doing up on this

wall Kermit Dumpty you might crack my

favorite ice cream egg-shaped body well

it wasn't my idea piggy Dumpty I wanted

Nanny to tell me an adventure story and

instead she hurry Skinner Dumpty we've

gotta get off this wall what mommy's

gonna read the next line of the nursery

rhyme any second so what's the matter

with that are you kidding don't you know

what comes after Kermit Dumpty sat on a

wall well I know it's Kermit Dumpty had

a great place

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you know what will happen to my poor

Kermit Dumpty poor Kermit Dumpty hey

what is the next line of the rhyme

anyway

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animal now look what you've done you

woke me up

to sleep sorry

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couldn't get us back to sleep ever again

oh boy

thanks Nanny I guess you'll just have to

reach us some more huh Nanny oh

something tells me I should never have

started this what did you say Nanny oh

nothing fuzzy let's see how about this

one what a little girl's made of

little piggies are made of sugar and

spice spice and everything nice

oh that's sweet Gonzo and I know what

little weirdos are made of you do tell

me

little weirdos are made of blue and blue

and grasshopper stew ew yucky what's the

sounded pretty close to me tell us a

rhyme about the rock and roll dog patrol

Nanny gee I really don't know one about

the rock and roll dog patrol row but I

will read you one more nursery rhyme

okay okay Nanny little boy blue Come

Blow Your Horn hey that sounds like

Gonzo

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hey up bud I hear you're looking for a

trumpet player maybe what's your name

little boy blue I've come to blow my

horn well hey that's cool

uh could you guys use a guitar player

sure what's your name dude my name's

little frog green right play real mean

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all right

hey I'm little bear brown I like to

fiddle around

you're on anime

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oh

yeah

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could change their name to Jennifer and

Jake

this is

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nursery rhymes

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tree line

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oh animals

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animals yeah

oh please just go to sleep now piggy

scary stories

that's enough

okay Nana

night night good night

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two

I'll never get back to sleep ah I don't

believe this don't you kids ever fall

asleep at the same time

no no way never Nanny okay oh

one last nursery rhyme then you must go

to sleep okay

no deal no nursery rhyme okay one more

then we'll go to sleep we promise

that's better

here's a good one it's called Little

Miss Muffet

Bittle Miss Muffet that's

that's more piggy can we get on with

this oh

nanny that's okay

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet a

tuffet what's a tuffet piggy well how am

I supposed

to happen

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a puffer

oh I think it's kind of a turtle sort of

I'm supposed to sit on a turtle

oh well

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are you two ready yes I'll start again

okay Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet

eating a curds and whey

eat what curves they're kind of like

like nerves now not curds and whey birds

and hay you're supposed to eat birds and

hay

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eat that fuzzy you're crazy

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oh this this nursery rhyme is really

ridiculous oh

there's nothing wrong with a rhyme piggy

it's just that you oh you don't know the

meaning of the words that's all once you

know the meaning of the words you'll be

able to understand what the rhyme is

about let's see Tuffet oh Tuff it

here it is a tuffet is just a bunch of

grass really what about nerds and Clay

Nanny that's curds and way fuzzy ow I

knew that courage are the thick part of

milk that separates from the watery part

when you make cheese oh gross

the watery part is the way oh now I get

it

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little miss Muffin sat on your topic

eating her courage and whey

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nice stuff that you got here

and Along came a weirdo who sat down too

near so miss Mama she bit him good today

oh

and a good day to you too yeah my sweet

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nobody

shut up it you could nerd

oh

what oh no now you woke us all up again

Gonzo oh looks like Nanny will have to

read us another Nursery

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she's asleep

she how will we get to sleep if Nanny

can't read to us

you know stories you can't read Gonzo oh

yeah

good one Peter Piper picked

perfect

Partners

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well that's what I call a nail tongue

twister

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foreign

the fun with the Muppet Babies again

next Saturday morning at six and stay

tuned for Theodore Tugboat and The

Marvelous mountain lion next on the

Disney Channel

thank you

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everybody just got to sleep he'll wake

them all up again if you see it

why you know

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oh boy

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