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02x20 - Blinky Bill and the Crocodil

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

02x20 - Blinky Bill and the Crocodil

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[Music]

[Applause]

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this is the story of Blinky Bill and

flap and nutsy too and womo Ruff and

masier and spludge the kangaroo now they

all live in green patch town as happy as

can be with friends and neighbors all

around the same as you and me but it's

not always fun in games for Blinky and

his crew disaster shouldn't happen but

alas they sometimes do there's Mysteries

and secrets out there amongst the trees

and nobody needs enemies when you've got

friends like these hey hey Blinky Bill

you're never catch him standing still

life is pretty boring till you met

Blinky Bill hey hey Blinky Bill cheeky

mate from Green patch Hill if you don't

know him you soon will good old Blinky

bill so come and see what happens next

to Blinky and his friends but 10 to one

you'll never guess the way the story

ends our little Mischief maker the one

who never fails enjoy his great

adventures in these new exciting Tales

hey hey Blinky Bill you'll never catch

him standing still like this pretty

boring till you met Blinky Bill hey hey

Blinky B cheeky mate from Green patch

Hill if you don't know him you soon will

good old Blinky bill

[Music]

hey hey Blinky Bill you'll never catch

him standing still life is pretty boring

till you met Blinky Bill hey hey Blinky

Bill cheeky mate from Green patch Hill

if you don't know him you soon will good

[Music]

Blinky good on you

[Music]

[Applause]

Blinky hey come on in oh my clothes will

get wet they'll dry real quick in this

heat yes it is very hot you realize this

is crocodile country crocodile

I don't see any crocodiles because there

aren't any huh crocodiles just let the

suitcases waiting to happen come on

wimps last one is a

[Music]

dummy watch out here we

come what I need to swim I'm wet enough

already you said it oh come and join us

Shifty

[Music]

help help try standing

up this is the life I'm going to wear my

clothes and the bath from now on it'll

save me the bother of

undressing your mom won't like that well

she should be pleased she W have so much

washing well we've got to find our way

home first I don't worry about that now

meanwhile

let's enjoy

[Music]

ourselves what's young did you see a

crocodile no but I think there's some

piranhas down

there piranhas They are panas in

[Music]

Australia they just look like friendly

fish to me oh forget the fish let's have

a rice around that corner ready

go wait for

me I won you cheated you started before

you said go I didn't well you must have

everyone knows platter pusses swim

better than koalas anyway I've had

enough swimming I'm going to St B on

that rock it'll be too hot for me cred

platypus that'll be a crocky snack I

don't think you should make jokes like

that please and quiet away from juven

all

[Music]

The Iron Crop Contest

antic

the last one is a cream pie what we got

here a shrimp and all right maybe a

water Beetle jar is a juicy little

grub please don't eat me hey you

crocodiles save me Blinky leave that

platus alone or you'll be luxury luggage

I wish she' head a g knock it off Sisty

we're not going to eat you pal we're not

allowed to have snacks we're in training

for the iron Croc contest the iron Croc

contest it's a competition to find the

toughest Croc it takes place every 3

years and the winner gets to be top Croc

he gets to boss everyone I'm going to be

top Croc oh

says I do oh yeah yeah think you're good

do you I know I'm good let's see how you

handle

this

ow no you would have

play hold in

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one I guess we were wet already let's go

I don't care if I never see another

crocodile taking them on just might to

be

fun you can't do

[Music]

this the fire's

out I'm ready for sleep I hope those

crocodiles are safely tucked up in

bed these mes

AR and what a mosquitoes eat when

there's no place

they like Kang you for Afters

ouch do you think we're safe Blinky

crocodiles wouldn't want to sleep in

these old rocks why must I always get a

stone in my back I got to sleep yeah

quick win and

dummy I think about all the fuff I made

going to my nice soft comfortable bed

back

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home Ah that's better now no nasty old

Croc can creep up behind

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me what are you all freat in for H bunch

of Sleeping

Beauties where is everybody oh I knew it

they've gone off and left me I H here

they

Blinky Bill Arrives

[Music]

are if that's one of your jokes flap I

don't think it's funny do helping of

corn fles please Mom I stop pretending

to be asleep I he stop it I'm sorry a a

a crocodile

little animal I'm

surrounded that makes a complete s Maria

is right we didn't run from the other

crocodiles we didn't cuddle them all

night either come on Croc Show Yourself

promise you won't hit me H I wouldn't

lay a finger on a worm like you that's

all right then you never know quite

where you are with strangers but now

that I've seen you I I think you all

look very nice I'm Cil ow Mia Mouse I'm

Blinky Bill and this is my g*ng please

to meet you I'm sure ask him if he's got

friends or relatives with him um are you

here on your own completely utterly

alone don't stop that again we be so

lend him your hanky blink

okay oh thank

you why don't you tell us what's wrong

you wouldn't be interested in me oh of

course we are well if you're really sure

it all starts with my dad have you heard

The Iron Claw Contest

about the iron crck contest yes well my

dad's won it more times than anyone else

he's been boss Croc for ages he's the

biggest toughest Croc of them all so

when he got a family he wanted them to

be just like him there was

Rod

Wayne

Duart and

me but somehow I was different my

brothers always teased

me oh but mother said I was the most

beautiful baby she'd ever seen dad said

it was her fault that I wasn't like the

others

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it's just that I wasn't interested in

the sort of game Ro and way and do

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Dads Retirement

played as we got bigger dad said he was

going to retire from the iron Croc

contest and one of us would have to be

top Croc he had us training but he kept

saying that I didn't have the right

motivation

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I kept on training but one day I thought

what I'd really like to do is to find a

nice present for my dad I thought a

lovely bunch of flowers would cheer him

up because none of us would ever be as

great a top crck as

him I knew he was trying really hard to

help us to be big tough Crocs like him

so when I gave him the flowers I gave

him a great big kiss to show just how

much I loved

him but I forgot that he didn't like

being kissed he said I was a disgrace

and no son of top CL oh he said I was

old enough to look after myself until I

proved I was a true

Iron Croc Contest

crocodile so you see I'm all on my own

and I miss my

mommy so

much I know how you feel I miss my

mommy me

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too I wish I was a Croc I a lot of

them I'm just real glad that's not my

hanky

can't we help s Blinky well um yeah it's

not much fun having no home to go to oh

we all know how that feels

yeah okay okay I might just have an idea

hey hey sirel the winner of the iron

Croc contest becomes top Croc right well

yes and he gets to boss all the others

around yes then you've got to win the

iron Croc contest yeah me his dad

couldn't argue then oh boy think of

being buff Croc zap pow I wish I was a

Croc hey that's a great idea Blinky well

no it Jolly well isn't why not all the

other crocodiles are such Dreadful

cheats and Bullies no no I I I couldn't

I won't I'll just have to go away and

hide from everyone a don't be silly s

will help you but you're also little I'm

not that little hey just what's wrong

with being little Mr

Smarty nothing nothing I apologize right

then now tell us all about the contest

and we'll see what we can

Cheating Crocs

do oh it's no use I can't me look we can

all touch toes

dummy

hi I've lost mine

oh I don't see how touching my toes will

help me deal with those cheating

crocodiles we'll worry about the cheats

you just get in training so touch your

toes dumy now

oh hey that's more like it now next

routine everyone run on the

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spot

hey what do we have to do it too s needs

encouragement what can I just stand

still and cheer won't H you to lose some

fat follow me

everyone why is it that Blinky side

always need so much

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energy

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go it was never fun like this when we

trained with

Dad

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out where's sah here I

[Music]

am wow that was great hey what's

The Iron Croc Contest

[Music]

next

[Music]

Blinky

don't it's all P of training top Crocs

AR

[Music]

ticklish shall we try

again

well I reckon you're ready for the iron

Croc contest now sirel yep you'll beat

them all guy for gold you really think

so you can win it won't your dad have a

surprise yeah and your brothers yes

everyone will be there won't they

I no I can't do it I can't I

can't what's wrong now

everyone knows what I'm

like all they'll do is

laugh how what F they they'll say that

it's only

sty

s if they don't know it but don't be

silly Blinky of course they'll know it's

me not if you're

disguised

disguised who

me do you think your M or more

not if she knows what it's for can't we

tell her no it's it's got to be a

complete

surprise okay sirl you're the

The Masked Maiden

tallest we'll call him um the masked

trer nobody will ever recognize him I

say do you really think so well as long

as you don't talk oh of course I won't

I'm not silly you know I wonder what I

look like oh my word I look completely

different don't I and you know what I

feel completely different the masked

Raider I think you said Blinky

well let's go get

him step right up step right up see the

world now you wait here by the start S

we'll mingle with the crowd mingly S I

feel like a lost Jelly Bean at a

birthday

party Hey look it's the fishy slack that

we met at the water hole what are you

doing here shrimp waiting for tea

time my fow you ever grown

suitcase it's a good thing that softy

s's not here he's scaring a

mice grab them spludge we don't want

trouble are you really my friend don't B

on a dummy those crocodiles are going to

be real hungry after the contest yeah

and I don't want to be emergency ration

don't worry sah will look after us when

he's top Croc and if he doesn't get to

be top Croc attention everyone the top

The Crocodil Contest

Croc contest is about to begin and this

year competing for the title of top Rock

we have a mystery entrance the master

Raider give him a hand boy for a

[Music]

boot haven't I seen that mask somewhere

before maybe I should remind our mystery

entrant there's no winging allowed about

cheating in the iron Croc

contest there's only one rule the first

Croc is up trck oh do you think Sarah

will be all right of course trust me

where get out with a

[Applause]

whip what comes first um the greasy pole

and the mud

[Music]

pit

that's my

boys oh no I thought they'd got rid of

[Music]

him why are you hanging there trying to

tickle my toes Dart

S I expect he for got to crops and

ticklish

[Music]

more hurry Blinky they're coming okay D

it that'll delay him a while come on

we'll take a

shortcut

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[Applause]

[Music]

out

silly now let's get back to the Finish

[Music]

g*ng not rad round that flag then up the

beach and he's done it leave stop

[Applause]

Croc look they're chasing they AR going

around the flag go to it boys keep top

rock in the

[Music]

family oh can't he go any

faster tail riding remember tail

riding you still got a

[Music]

chance the last

Raider he's not going to do it come on

hey good old

s he's

done brother s's W not s a

rock my boy top

Croc my little s top Croc oh we're all

going to have such fun oh dear old

dad hey aren't you going to have a

lovely time holding hands and picking

flowers

oh boy three years of having to do what

SEL says yeah and he might win it again

extraordinary Yahoo did you do Blinky

Bill and all his crew nuty flap and Ma

and SP the kangaroo the kangaroo the

kangaroo Excursion time mag said we'll

have a lovely day we're going on a bushw

walk young Blinky hooray you be said SP

to take a comp into M and I'll bring the

evental like chocolate cake said flap

Yahoo did doinky Bill and all his crew

nuty flap and and spge the kangaroo the

K the kangaroo they wandered down an old

Bush track a twisting and a turning then

crawled up on the bank and fell

exhausted on the grass an unfamiliar

landscape stretched around them far and

wide and Flappy nearly fainted we're

complain L he cried you want to know

what happened then keep watching and

you'll see here comes the next adventure

of Blinky Bill Blinky Bill Blinky bill

that's

me did doinky Bill and N FL and and the

kangaroo watch the kangaroo watch the

kangaroo