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02x05 - Blinky Bill and the House Guest

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Blinky Bill". Aired: 1 January 1993 – 5 July 2004.*
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Set in Greenpatch, a fictional Australian bushland town, the series presents stories through the activities and misadventures of Blinky Bill, as well as his family and friends.

02x05 - Blinky Bill and the House Guest

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[Music]

[Applause]

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this is the story of Blinky Bill and fla

and nutsy too and womo Ruff and marier

and Splurge the kangaroo now they all

live in green patch town as happy as can

be with friends and neighbors all around

the same as you and me but it's not

always funny games for Blinky and his

crew disaster shouldn't happen but alas

they sometimes do there's Mysteries and

secrets out there amongst the trees and

nobody needs enemies when you've got

friends like these hey hey Blinky bill

you never catch him standing still like

this pretty boring till You' met Blinky

Bill hey hey Blinky bill out cheeky mate

from Green patch Hill if you don't know

him you soon will good old Blinky bill

so come and see what happens next to

Blinky and his friends but 10 to one

you'll never guess the way the story

ends our little Mischief maker the one

who never fails enjoy his great

adventures in these new exciting Tales

hey hey Blinky Bill you'll never catch

him standing still life is pretty boring

till you met Blinky Bill hey hey Blinky

Bill cheeky M from Green patch Hill if

you don't know him you soon will good

old Blinky bill

[Music]

hey hey Blinky Bill you'll never catch

him standing still life is pretty boring

till you met Blinky Bill hey hey Blinky

Bill our cheeky mate from Green patch

Hill if you don't know him you soon will

good

Blinky good on you

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Blinky wow look at it go it's a great

win for kite flowing it's very strong

look what it's done into my

pants oh

wow It Feels Like a Hurricane oh what a

light of whimps it's on of your

Breeze put me down it's okay I've got

everything under control hey my

[Music]

hat thanks

spludge really the wind's not that

strong I'll soon have the cut it down

wow oh yeah now how do we get it back

like this come on it's heading for the

village quick we've got a

chance oh dear I hope the schoolhouse

hasn't BL

over what was

that

wow I I think it's safe to get up again

why of all the annoying exasperating

infuriating what's she upser about it's

not her quite oh there it goes a a

moment alone as a mayor's duties seem

never to be

done oh dear I had no idea the wind was

so

strong we've got it now just as soon as

as I untangle the tail Blinky be

careful mine does

lanches hey you don't need to tell a

koala how to climb

trees you catch

it sit on it quick good work g*ng Blinky

bill I might have known you had

something to do with that silly

face what's that it's the branch it's

breaking my tree breaking my tree my

tree is going to fall down help help

uhoh my tree my tree only one place to

go M it no this is the end I I forgive

you

blink for

everything

wow oh dear

sh is this the end help I I feel like

I'm flying through the air on a cloud no

Mr Mayor you're on your carpet but not

for much

longer that was neat M Pelican help me

Pelicans can fly why don't you I haven't

flown in years quick g*ng get the carpet

thank goodness the wind's dropping yeah

F me a

pelican ready M

Pelican I think I'll come down by the

stairs just look what's happened to my

carpet well of all the

ightful oh are you all right M

pelic no I I think I've hurt my leg oh

my house my beautiful house it's ruined

not completely the stairs still work

fine I can't live on a

staircase homeless h no whatever will

become of me there me Pelican no bones

broken oh thank you Doctor spoon Bill

you'll be right as rain in a day or two

just get plenty of rest well nothing

more for me to do now EX except send my

bill get plenty of rest how can I rest

when my home is in

Ruins now now don't you worry May

Pelican me and Mr gloop had to look at

the damage it's not so bad and give us

about a week and your house will be as

good as new a

week where am I to live till then a poor

crippled homeless Pelican like me I

suppose I'll just have to live in this

tramped uncomfortable dirty old

wheelbarrow that won't be necessary M

Pelican we mothers have all decided to

look after you we'll all have you

staying in our homes you can take turns

and Mrs koala has volunteered to be

first so kind of a don't you think Mom

linky be quiet no ladies ladies your

generosity overwhelms me what have I

done to deserve such

kindness I don't believe it it won't be

for long Blinky yeah we're all going to

get a turn well I can't wait to tell Mom

the M's going to stay with us I wish it

was our turn first well now if that's

all settled I'll go and start repairing

M Pelican's house excellent excellent

now if you lers would pack me a few

Necessities we can be on our way a few

Necessities how long does he think he's

going to stay not very long if I can

help it I say be careful with my hats

back there yeah I wouldn't want to

accidentally squash your hats I'm not

too sure about staying with Blinky Bill

still Mrs koala is an excellent cook yes

I wonder what's the

tea be careful of the bumps don't shake

my leg

about he won't be staying long will he

only for a day or two de you the May's

having a bath he says it'll do his

bruisers good but it's nearly dinner

time I'm sure he won't be long dear oh

can't we start dinner without the old

mayor Blinky he's our guest and he's a

very important respected Charming

service oh it's the Mayor run up and see

what he wants Blinky and be

polite oh how sweet to be a

m you wanted something thing M Pelican

oh yes Blinky just um pop along to my

room and uh fetch my rubber ducky

please fetchy rubber duck I would have

thought one silly looking bird in the

bath was

enough if he starts playing with this

we'll never get

dinner this should sped things

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on golly hey that's looks much better oh

what is that koala doing

Blinky coming there

Pelican what have you done to my duck

why it's it's huge maybe you've been in

the water so long youve

shrunk give it here if you say

so that's a great duck Mr

[Music]

M

what's going on

Blinky

I

uhoh

oh

blinking I want a word with you oh it's

all mere Pelican spot sent to bed early

with nothing but dried gum leaves for

dinner are you all right Blinky yeah

just dying of starvation

that's all well I was going to bring you

some cake but may Pelican at it all he

says your mom's cooking is the best he's

ever tasted oh great now he'll never

want to leave don't let's think about it

let's think about um flying the Kite

instead yeah the kite at least the M

can't spoil

that pH I'm exhausted keeping up with

the M's appetite still he can't be

staying here much longer careful with it

Blinky it's only paper good Coast's

clear a that sleep

was most refreshing it must be afternoon

tea time well I must say I'm ready for

it get back shoo go ow you've ruined my

kite why don't you watch where you going

on you silly old Blinky your room at

once oh but Mom my cite no

argument I'll make you a nice cup of tea

M

Pelican you you're very good to me Mrs

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Camala this new kite's going to be even

better than the old one yeah if May

Pelican keeps away from it and I'm not

so sure I've got the strength to fly it

since May Pelican's been eaten oh my

food your mom gives you lots to eat oh

yes but a balanced diet has cake in it

and I've had enough of going to bed

early because of him the M breaks things

and and he doesn't get into trouble he'd

never have broken the teapot if he

hadn't sat on your squeaking cushion and

why did you put your caterpillar

collection in his hat I had to put the

cabill somewhere while I cleaned their

box with the May's toothbrush I didn't

heard it finished now where did I put

that string what did you make it's so

much bigger than the first one so it'll

fly better oh give it a push that's

better ah Blinky

Bill what are you up to it's our new

kite I see the old one had an accident

remember well just you stay where you

are till I've gone past there's nothing

but trouble when you're around I yeah

help ow O ow ow ow O yeah ow O O

oh oh dear it's all blink's fault look

what he's done to my cite string

Blinky I know I know go to my room oh I

hope Blinky isn't too Lively for you m

Pelican oh dear Mrs koala your excellent

cooking would make up for everything um

you've been with us a week now um aren't

you feeling like come moving on a Mrs

koala I realized I'm a dreadful burden

oh no M Pelican you mustn't think that

it's only the the others will be getting

impatient for their

turn oh that'll be flaing the G you

finish your tea dear there's something I

need to know he will he won't he will he

won't hello deers yeah we've come for

Blinky and nutsy uh blink he won't be

coming out again today a yeah told you

smarty pants tell me now which of your

mothers is going to have the Mia next uh

mama said she'd like to have him but uh

termites have eaten the spare bed oh I

see and what about your mother flap well

I heard her tell Maria's mom that she's

got a really good excuse ready but I

don't know what it is oh Buton you big

dummy yeah you're all right me Pelican

wouldn't even fit through your front

door now now now we we all know martia's

house isn't big enough but all the same

I I did think well me Pelican can stay

at airpl good I'll tell him right away

being a mayor is a very demanding

position I have no time for cooking and

other domestic trivia I have so

many important

duties mayor Pelican I've have some

delightful news for you a new room has

been prepared for you at Mrs dingo's

[Music]

a try counting

dingos one two three sheep four

[Music]

dingos five dingo M's coming to

stay hi py baby welcome to the rits hey

you're going to share a bed with me and

meatball and meatball there such funny

snores you'll laugh all

night oh look Jen's ready hey the May's

very hungry mom give him lots you'll

need a spoon Mr M um I'll see if Danny's

finished with his there a there's a fly

not so loud or everyone will want one

yeah don't you worry Mr M I'll soon fix

that see no problem eat up py baby ma

expect you to lick the pl clean yeah she

gets real mad if she has to wash

dishes oh what a

nightmare what I need is a little snack

to take the taste away after all I may

not have more opportunities to sample

Mrs koala's cooking couldn't you have

waited the May will be going tomorrow

I'll believe that when I see him go

anyway I'm

starving what's that sounds like the may

I bet he's sneaking down for a midnight

snack boy some people have no

self-control I'll fix him the old

plastic c*ck trick let's hide I

want to see

this oh how careless someone forgot to

put that cake away I'd better eat it

before some nasty insect gets

it I'd better make myself

scarce oh Dr this bandage did you see

that that old friend broad's been

pretending his foot still bad just to

get sympathy Blinky is that

you last one good now hurry it all

around to Mrs Dingo and bring back the

wheelbarrow for the mayor that is if

you're sure you can't walk mayor Pelican

of course he can walk me and nutsy sore

Blinky a shifty's coming I expect Mrs

dingo is getting

impatient ah

look um mom says she's sorry but she

can't look after me pan now she's

starting a course for ecotourist field

trip coordin ners oh dear well it looks

as if I'll have to trouble you for a few

more days Mrs kalala what did I tell you

right take all my things back up to my

room ah M Pelican already ready I see

ready well ready for what well to go

home of course the repairs to your house

are finished

finished good old womo oh sorry I mean

Mr wombat isn't it lucky you're packed

me Pelican packed move

in what's the matter oh nothing nothing

just a

twinge if I fall over when I'm all

alone I dare say some passer by might

hear my pathetic cries after I've been

crying in agony for two or three days

days oh dear of course you'll stay here

till you're better well you're too kind

but Mom he's Blinky not another word or

I might start asking where all those

cakes went last

night ow ow mind the bumps look do I

really have to come with you children it

was Mom's idea not mine now that you're

staying Mrs koala has a lot of cleaning

and baking to do do GE you're heavy Mr M

yeah must be Mrs koala's cooking yeah

the M's got a real sweet tooth uh B I

mean the wind's getting up hey let's

stop and fide the C here it might get

tangled up in the trees I haven't tied a

string on yet either Wow Let Go Blinky

no way I'm not losing this one oh

blink grab it tail

someone M already

has Blinky Bell I'm going to tell your

mother about

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this now I know why I gave up

[Music]

flying it's coming

down good day miss mag good morning Miss

[Music]

m

I hope Mom's not

looking Blinky are you all right wow

that was great is the kite okay I can't

see cuz the May's in the way yeah the

kite looks fine what's going on hello

Mom Blinky come down at once I can't get

me Pelican to help you what's he doing

up there anyway he shouldn't take up

flying in his condition I um I assure

you Mrs KOA don't wriggle me perican

that Branch isn't very strong when I

need your advice Blinky bill

I'll uhoh you better let go of me use

your arms to fly don't be absur I never

fly if I can help him well you finish

that

[Music]

now are you sure he's all right oh yes

yes yes but the flying strain his arms

if he stays in bed for two weeks he'll

be as right as red yes two more weeks of

Mrs koala's

cooking I mean uh uh I mean um oh oh the

pain I'm glad you mentioned cooking M

Pelican you know you're putting on too

much feet you must put it on a strict

[Music]

diet a dried gum Leaf biscuit water Pond

weed tonic twice a day yeah and see that

his dicks do it of course doctor good

day to you all I'll send my bill dried

gum

leaves water pondweed

tonic

extra Yahoo did doinky Bill and all this

crew nuty flap and Mar and SP the

kangaroo the kangaroo the kangaroo

Excursion time magys said we'll have a

lovely day we're going on a bushw walk

young Blinky y hooray you BL to take a c

in the m and I'll bring the essential

like chocolate cake said flap

Yahoo Blinky Bill and all his crew nuty

flap and Mar andl the kangaroo the

kangar SPL the kangaroo they Wonder down

an old Bush tracker twisting and a

turning then crawled up on the bank and

fell exhausted on the grass an

unfamiliar landscape stretched around

them far and wide and Flappy nearly

fainted we're completely lost he cried

you want to know what happened then keep

watching and you'll see here comes the

next adventure of Blinky Bill Blinky

Bill Blinky bill that's me Yahoo

did n

FL the kangaroo k watch the

[Laughter]

kingdom