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02x52 - Heads, You Lose

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Aladdin". Aired: February 6, 1994 – November 25, 1995.*
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Series is set in the fictional sultanate of Agrabah. It takes place one year after the original film, and is set after the second film.

02x52 - Heads, You Lose

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he's

here what an honor to have khif heistan

as our guest they say it's extremely

rare that the khif ever leaves his

kingdom also say he's a wizard this

whole thing RS up trouble come on Iago

not all wizards are bad oh yeah one who

is it go

ahead tips of your Tong right how about

the one who at me with that disappearing

be spell my face wasone I looked like a

jerk I like wizard a whole lot that

spell had its

advantages nice hat Al what's the

occasion remember Genie kif K little

early aren't you like by a day

he's here now he's coming

to what I do what I

do close I need

close oo Italian very how you say

provocative for provocative at those

prices I'll stick with polyest there

ready monkey need a

[Music]

makeover KH K it is an honor to welcome

you to AR I extend my hand in of Good

Will I thank you Sultan however I am

unable to return the

courtesy wizard the weird gu

you're you're just ahead quite a recent

development I assure you that's the dest

got to be Mir you haven't always been

this way who did this to you myself or

more precisely my own blackhearted body

I have come to you Aladdin because your

exploits are legendary throughout the

seven deserts I need your assistance in

reuniting me with my body but but you're

a wizard why do you need my help in my

present State I am helpless it is my

body which controls my magic however

once I am rejoined my mind will be in

control again got to be a trap door or

something and what of your people oh

with great shame I must report that my

blackhearted body rules them with an

iron fist tell them we book solid and

show them to the door what can he do he

just aead I'll help you liberate your

people much gratitude Aladdin I knew I

could count on your fair

[Music]

heart there he is what was your first

clue

khif coming out your finger is in my eye

whoops sorry it is he the blackhearted

fiend beware what he lacks in cunning he

makes up for in Brute

Force what is the meaning of this sorry

couldn't resist as I Was preparing to

theorize there is no logic to the

workings of a black heart therefore we

must outdo the fiend with a strategy

complex enough that he cannot anticipate

it yet ultimately so simple crystalline

Brilliance that the net result is

essentially a crude in sment which paves

the way for our corporeal

reunion I mean we fly in there and grab

him right let's

go quickly the

doors staying on his BL shouldn't be

hard

good maneuver for a guy without a

head learn going

[Music]

cus high school wrestling champ right

look I his eyes out but

no still throwing your we around I

return to take back control of you and

the

[Music]

kingdom good aim for a guy without

AE take that you headless

good work

guys hold on coming hurry Place me on

the

body it's no use strugling your schemes

are

finished the head of kok has returned

quickly one complete coming up why have

you brought back the evil head of kok

evil head but I thought you listen to

the Head never listen to the Head then I

the head Must Be Stopped before it's too

late JY stop

what I am whole once again favin back in

town let the kingdom

Rejoice all hope is lost we will never

again know

happiness last time I throw you guys a

party does happiness serve anyway it's

only a feeling and as we know feeling

only intrudes upon the purity of thought

what speak your

feeling sh bring me the

sh don't bother struggling Fair heart

this is one head that stain I know it

I've never met a good wizard ah the bird

proves to be The Thinker I try I have a

pretty high IQ it's bird that is more

than I can say for our hero you callid

because

your I guess it was kind of stupid

nobody is stupid here my brilliant logic

took advantage of alin's greatest flaw

his fairness of heart the same Melody

that plagues my foolish body so it is

your head that's evil

evil is so subjective let's say my body

projected my head because of its

emotionlessness were it not for my

body's very desirable Powers I would

actually quite prefer to be just aead

yeah I

think I pity you Aladin unlike myself

your fair heart is dominant and clouds

your

allow me to help you to think more

[Music]

clearly what's happening to

me buddy say something my head seems to

have separated from my body intriguing

concept you're okay if you mean that

contrary to my appearance I'm not

experiencing pain you are correct

whatever you're okay

[Music]

too a simple visual analysis would have

indicated that we cannot be so easily

reassembled as Princess of AGA I you

rejoin Aladdin's head to his body now

don't run away with your emotions

princess I've done Aladdin a favor a

favor from which it seems you could all

benefit what so you can use us for a

bunch of croes I don't think

so my magic can destroy you as well my

nonc conceptualizing half fails to

realize that if he ceases to be

ambulatory capabilities will be severely

limited come again if's torso gets fried

bra idea will

never he your head's got a point it's

not sa for you to be running around like

a chicken with analogy intelligent

Choice Aladdin had you heeded your heart

you would be a dead head and you fair

heart can stop your struggling I'm in

control of this body

now you think we should have stayed in

thought do you well you can't punch your

way through everything you must approach

problems logically once in a while I

mean you have a head me namely use

it taught him that trick the first time

we met this is not what I meant by using

your thank you

Aladdin guys try to get along we've got

to think of

something I my my body is all fight and

no

contemplation oh there's more to you

than

that uh thank you how droll a tangible

representation of the heart's affection

romance you mean romance why can't you

just say it he's a lover and a fighter

look there's nothing wrong with romance

at the right time and place if you say

so what do you mean frankly I'm not

engrossed by such ID pastimes as romance

but all the times we've strolled under

the Moonlight or when you've remarked on

my beauty please you're confusing me

with him we're quite dissimilar excuse

us though I do admire your cranial line

for functionality that is don't let him

mess with your head princess he not

himself I know I know it's the brain

talking it's the brain

talking old friend I'm sure it's

difficult for you to see me this way

well worry not you'll grow AUST it will

be just like old

times except with less eating and more

reading food for thought we'll make you

smart as a

chimpanzee okay here's the plan K is the

only one capable of rejoining Aladdin's

head and body as long as K's head

dominates the kindhearted body he will

not reverse the spell which means head's

got to go an excellent display of

logical thought however I have decided

to remain as you see me

true it means sacrificing that on Theo

lifestyle but the benefits are many no

more body OD for instance but most of

all I no longer have to think with my

heart you want to know who will scratch

my nose smart guy I would gladly be a

free floating mental gel if I could

Aladdin how can you say that

neurotransmitters millions of tiny ones

in the brain which relay messages to the

mouth that's not what I meant talk talk

talk with us

[Music]

giby you okay at least I'm no longer at

the mercy of my misdirected body's whims

I saw

that my's got some mileage but it's got

power in a pinch and I can keep an eye

on

you

G what what is my crime I am but a

musician exactly music serves no logical

purpose it only perpetuates emotion and

feeling I sentence you to cut down 400

trees from our local F from which you

will craft 1,00 Loops but you said music

served no logical purpose it

doesn't but it makes excellent

firewood fell don't go doing

anything company look Fair heart it's

your

friend thank you always running wherever

your impulsive heart leads aren't you

your head had the sense to stay away

good thinking on his

[Music]

Aladdin Foolish Heart of Aladdin this

shall be your last

day foolish foolish

heart we have to do something I have a

plan I'm all years we return to agraba

what once there we will be in excellent

position to are Su in an act economic

sanctions we don't have time for that

your body's in danger who's to blame for

that he's always leaping headlong into

Jeopardy will'll k*ll us both one day he

may think too much with his heart but

you think too much with your head we're

getting you guys back together sorry I

refused to go near him like he has a

choice theing twoed transed Genie I find

you guilty your crime emoting without a

head your sentence

[Music]

monkey the key I seem to be in herm's

way

got to keep youre on

the caution

ahead if you had miscalculated you might

have perished in that

fire for once I am glad you were

thinking with your heart now um perhaps

we should find that key this key my head

and body will never again

jie no Mommy I don't want to pet the

bunny anymore I'll pet the bunny which

way did the bunny go no princess no need

to worry your pretty little head on hey

good idea

guards you and aldin are about to make a

really cute

copper this may come as no surprise but

I have an

idea

[Music]

than the Stars our is

free forgive us

princess he followed me home momy can I

keep

him back back you know I see this and I

can't help but think lawn

Bing

oh well it's back to body odor and all

that I love a man with a good head on

his

shoulders sorry for any trouble we

caused and thanks again for helping and

you from one head to another let me

assure you oh please don't say it

everybody needs somebody get it need

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