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01x19 - The Green- Eyed Monster

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Dooley and Pals Show". Aired: April 3 – May 25, 2000.*
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Main character is Dooley, a friendly alien who has landed in a backyard on Earth. He explores the planet with the children of the neighborhood as his guides.

01x19 - The Green- Eyed Monster

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(upbeat music)

- Oh! Jumping Jupiter.

It's you! Great. I really need your help today.

Had you see a monster around?

I heard there's a green-eyed monster here.

No, no, don't worry.

This monster isn't real and it isn't scary.

The green-eyed monster is what earth people call jealousy.

But what is jealousy? Come on, let's find out!

The fun's about the start.

(upbeat music)

♪ Here comes Dooley, from a planet far away ♪

♪ His home was way up in the sky ♪

♪ Where Dooley used to play ♪

♪ He's come from far beyond the stars ♪

♪ To make some brand new friends ♪

♪ So now it's time to learn and play ♪

♪ With Dooley and Pals ♪

♪ Dooley, Dooley, Dooley and Pals ♪

♪ Yay, Dooley! ♪

♪ He made a friend out of you and me ♪

♪ Dooley and Pals ♪

♪ Yaay! ♪

(music ends)

- Hey, Nick. I got it.

I got the guitar I wanted for my birthday.

- Wow! What a cool guitar.

- That's great, Michael.

Your mom told me you were starting guitar lessons.

- Yeah. I can hardly wait.

Check this out.

It's the same one we tried out in the store.

- Yeah.

- You want to try it?

- Nah. Come on, Kayla, let's go finish our game.

- Uh oh, Nick. I get the feeling we're being visited

by the green-eyed monster today.

- [Dooley And M.A.R.T.I.E.] Monster!? Whoa.

- Poppin' Pluto! My first monster! Where!?

- Dooley, M.A.R.T.I.E., monsters aren't real.

- Uh, are you sure?

- Ooh. I was hoping for at least a little scare.

- Sorry, Dooley, but this monster isn't scary,

it's just a feeling.

It seems Nick might've been feeling jealous

about Michael and his new guitar.

- Who, me? Jealous!?

- [All Kids] Wow.

- Well, I've kind of been wanting to take guitar lessons.

- Hmm. So, you were jealous, Nick.

Uh, what's jealous again?

- Right. Accessing data. Hmm. Hmm.

Oh, here it is! Jealous, jealousy, hmm.

(M.A.R.T.I.E. gasps)

Earth word for (gasps) green-eared gerflits!

- [Dooley And M.A.R.T.I.E.] Whoa!

- Green-eared gerflits?

- Is that what they call

the green-eyed monster on their planet?

- [Dooley And M.A.R.T.I.E.] Uh-huh. Yeah.

- Oh, you two! When someone has something

that we don't have, or does something

that we like to do, we sometimes feel jealous

and that's what's called the green-eyed monster.

- Jealousy isn't a scary feeling,

but, well, it does feel kind of weird inside.

- Oh. So no real monster?

- No gerflits. Phew.

- The green-eyed monster isn't real,

but jealousy is a very real feeling.

And if we share with our friends,

we can make our jealous feelings disappear.

- We'll chase the green-eyed monster away.

(upbeat music)

♪ There's a monster, that you can't see ♪

♪ And he pulls and he tugs on you and me ♪

♪ But caring and sharing are his enemies ♪

♪ He's the green-eyed monster called jealousy ♪

♪ The green-eyed monster called jealousy ♪

(instrumental)

♪ When I see something that belongs to you ♪

♪ Deep inside, I wish I had one, too ♪

♪ A feeling so strong comes over me ♪

♪ There's only one thing that it could be ♪

♪ There's a monster that we can't see ♪

♪ And he pulls and he tugs on you and me ♪

♪ But caring and sharing are his enemies ♪

♪ He's the green-eyed monster called jealousy ♪

♪ The green-eyed monster called jealousy ♪

(instrumental)

♪ When there's three of us playing in the park ♪

♪ If there's one left out, it can hurt their heart ♪

♪ Just include everybody and you will see, ♪

♪ The end of this feeling called jealousy ♪

♪ There's a monster that we can't see ♪

♪ And he pulls and he tugs on you and me ♪

♪ But caring and sharing are his enemies ♪

♪ He's the green-eyed monster called jealousy ♪

♪ The green-eyed monster called jealousy ♪

(instrumental)

♪ So if you feel that monster hanging 'round ♪

♪ Caring and sharing is the way I've found ♪

♪ To defeat that emotion easily ♪

♪ And the green-eyed monster called jealousy ♪

♪ There's a monster that we can't see ♪

♪ And he pulls and he tugs on you and me ♪

♪ But caring and sharing are his enemies ♪

♪ He's the green-eyed monster called jealousy ♪

♪ The green-eyed monster called jealousy ♪

♪ The green-eyed monster called jealousy ♪

(music ends)

(both vocalizing)

- Oh, Zoom, I'm so happy that we're friends.

- Space pals forever, Cosmos.

- And friends aren't jealous of friends, are they, Zoom?

- Never, never, never, never, never, old pal.

Your happiness is my happiness.

- Oh, good.

- Cosmos. What's going on?

- Tada!

(Zoom gasps)

- Mhmm, mhmm, yeah. Ooh, do you like it?

Is this star-rific or what?

- You got a new space helmet!

- That's right and I just love it. Don't you?

- Well, I would love it.

- Well, what do you mean, would?

- Well, I would love it if it was my helmet.

- Zoom! What happened to I'll never, ever, ever, ever

ever be jealous and all that stuff?

- Uh, that was before I saw your helmet.

- Ooh. Ugh.

(upbeat music)

- Hi everybody.

- [All] Hey, Mrs. Z.

- Guess what, Mrs. Z?

The green eyed monster visited Nick this morning.

- Yeah. I really want a guitar like the one Michael got,

but when he shared his guitar with me,

the monster went away.

(Nick strums the guitar)

- I think the monster was afraid of the noise.

(Mrs. Z laughs)

- You're teasing me. I know what the green-eyed monster is.

It's jealousy and it begins with a great big...

- Letter J.

- J is for jealousy.

- Oh yeah, jealousy.

It's that strange icky feeling inside of you

- And J is for jamming.

I was really jamming on the guitar.

Well, I guess I could use a little practice.

- Well, I could help you, Nick.

I used to play the guitar.

- You did?

- Sure. It all started a long time ago.

My sister played the tuba and boy,

the green-eyed monster had me. I was so jealous.

I wanted to learn to play an instrument.

- So you learned the guitar?

- I sure did. And I also learned

there are plenty of ways to make music

even without instruments.

Would anyone like to try?

- [All] Yeah!

- Great!

(upbeat music)

♪ There's a musical instrument that I play ♪

♪ I bet you'd be surprised to hear me say ♪

♪ That it's always with me, it's really pretty neat ♪

♪ The musical instrument is my feet ♪

(Stomps rhythmically)

♪ That's body music ♪

♪ Body music ♪

♪ There's a musical instrument that I play ♪

♪ I bet you'd be surprised to hear me say ♪

♪ That it's always with me ♪

♪ I think you'll understand ♪

♪ My musical instrument is my hand ♪

(claps rhythmically)

♪ That's body music ♪

♪ Body music ♪

♪ There's a musical instrument that I play ♪

♪ I bet you'd be surprised to hear me say ♪

♪ That it's always with me ♪

♪ I don't mean to gloat, ♪

♪ my musical instrument is my throat ♪

(gulps rhythmically)

♪ That's body music ♪

♪ Body music ♪

♪ There's a musical instrument that I play ♪

♪ I bet you'd be surprised to hear me say ♪

♪ That it's always with me ♪

♪ I guess I'll let it slip ♪

♪ My musical instrument is my lips ♪

(blows air through lips rhythmically)

♪ That's body music ♪

♪ Body music ♪

♪ There's a musical instrument that I play ♪

♪ I bet you'd be surprised to hear me say ♪

♪ That it's always with me ♪

♪ It really is unique ♪

♪ My musical instrument is my cheek ♪

(taps cheeks rhythmically)

♪ That's body music ♪

♪ Body music ♪

♪ There's musical instruments that we play ♪

♪ We bet you'd be surprised to hear us say ♪

♪ That they're always with us ♪

♪ There each a part of our body music band ♪

♪ It's not hard, listen ♪

(all playing their body instruments together)

♪ That's body music ♪

♪ Body music ♪

♪ That's body music ♪

♪ Body music ♪

- Woohoo! Zoom, zoom, do!

- Phew! Any more fun and I'd never get the mail delivered!

Time to make like a rocket, and blast off!

(Mrs. Z laughs)

- Ooh. Are those my picture pals for today?

- They sure are, Dooley.

- Thank you.

- Hey, remember to watch out for that

green-eyed monster!

- Ooh!

(Mrs. Z laughs)

- Oh, no, I'm just kidding, Dooley.

Guten tag! That's good day, in German.

- [All Kids] Guten tag, Mrs. Z!

- Hmm. Oh! Cosmic comets!

This picture from David is colossally cool!

Oh, here's a truly Dooley beautiful picture from Julius.

Oh, I really like this picture. It's from Weston.

They're all Dooley-rific. Thanks, picture pals!

The best way to let people know how you feel

is to show them, like this!

(upbeat music)

(plays saxophone)

♪ If you're feeling kind of sad ♪

♪ Express yourself ♪

♪ If you're feeling kind of mad ♪

♪ Express yourself ♪

♪ Let everyone know what you're feeling inside ♪

♪ Open your mouth, you've got nothing to hide ♪

♪ Express yourself ♪

♪ Express yourself ♪

♪ If you're feeling kind of low ♪

♪ Yeah? ♪

♪ Express yourself ♪

♪ Express yourself ♪

♪ Yeah, you're gonna let your feelings show ♪

♪ So? ♪

♪ Express yourself ♪

♪ Express yourself ♪

♪ If you're excited, delighted, or glad ♪

♪ We want to share all the feelings you've had ♪

♪ Express yourself ♪

♪ Express yourself ♪

(saxophone riffs)

♪ If there's something on your mind ♪

♪ Express yourself ♪

♪ Express yourself ♪

♪ If you're feeling in a bind ♪

♪ Express yourself ♪

♪ Express yourself ♪

♪ Let yourself go, let it all hang out ♪

♪ You're gonna feel better, there isn't a doubt ♪

♪ Express yourself ♪

♪ Express yourself ♪

♪ And if you've got worries, troubles, or woes ♪

♪ If you wanna feel good, from your head to your toes ♪

♪ Woo! ♪

♪ Express yourself ♪

♪ Express yourself ♪

♪ Express yourself ♪

♪ Express yourself ♪

(upbeat music)

(contemplative music)

- Here, monster, monster, monster!

Here, monster, monst- whoa!

Yappin yiblits! You scared me, Dooley!

I thought you were the green-eyed monster.

- Oh, simmering sunspots M.A.R.T.I.E.,

there's no such thing as a monster.

That's just what they call jealousy here on Earth.

- Phew! No monster? (chuckles) Too bad.

I really like a pretty flare.

I mean, a, a little scare (chuckles).

Every now and then, of course.

(Dooley chuckles)

Say, where'd you get that neat-o flashlight?

- Isn't it Dooley-rific?

I found it in my toy chest.

- Ooh. (chuckles) Hey, I don't have one like that.

- It's great, isn't it?

- Well, I'm really, I'm really very dizzy.

- I mean, uh, very busy right now. I have to go.

(footsteps stomp)

- Looks to me like M.A.R.T.I.E. just met

the green-eyed monster.

- I don't get it, Kayla. Is there a real monster or not?

- Oh, it's just a funny way to say M.A.R.T.I.E's jealous

of your new flashlight.

- He probably wishes he had one too.

- Oh! Cosmic comets. I didn't know.

Oh, poor Marty. What can I do to help him?

- You could share your flashlight with him.

Remember when Michael shared his guitar with Nick?

Nick's green-eyed monster ran away. Right, Maxx?

- Don't asked me, I think

the green-eyed monster's got me, too

- Oh, Maxx. No, not you, too.

Jealous? Of what? Of who? Why!?

- Watch.

- Woohoo! That was Dooley-rific, Maxx.

- Well you see, it was supposed to be a cartwheel.

- Oh, well it looked great to me.

- Kayla can cartwheel all over the place.

She's really good at gymnastics but I can't do anything.

- Now that's not true, Maxx.

- You can do lots of things.

- Not like Kayla can. I'll never be able

to do what she can do.

- Hmm. The green-eyed monster may not be real,

but everyone sure is feeling jealous.

Do you ever feel jealous?

Does it make you feel icky inside? Hmm.

What can we do to stop the green-eyed monster? Hmm?

- Hey Cosmos!? Knock Knock.

Cosmos?

What has four wheels and flies?

COSMOS!!

Please come out! Please.

I'm all alone. I miss my buddy,

my space pal, my -

- Knock knock.

- Oh, spinning space dust, Cosmos.

It's great to have you back!

- I said, knock knock.

- Okay, who's there?

- Water.

- (gasps) water? I've never heard this one before.

Oh, Cosmos, I sure miss joking with you.

I'm sorry I was jealous of your new space helmet.

- Look, could we do the riddle?

Knock knock. Who's there? Water.

- Oh yeah, sure pal. Ahem.

Water, who?

- Water you, jealous?

(Cosmos laughs)

- Uh, Cosmos? Does this mean

you don't want to play with me? Oh.

(upbeat music)

(book slams on table)

(upbeat music)

- These are today's fun facts.

- A lion's roar can be heard up to five miles away.

- You can breathe about two gallons of air every minute.

- Yelling, for eight and a half years, without stopping,

makes enough hot air to heat a cup of cocoa.

(contemplative music)

(both knock on door)

(both knock on door)

(contemplative music)

- Hi everybody!

- [All Kids] Hi.

- Oh, hey pals. Why so gloomy?

- We're trying to stay out of the green-eyed monster's way.

- Yeah, we don't know who's going to get jealous next,

but I hope it's not me.

- Oh, this is terrible.

I'm so jealous about Dooley's super duper flashlight.

I could just bust a ball joint!

(M.A.R.T.I.E. gasps)

I think the green-eyed monster's got me!

- Hmm. Hold on. Did you forget

the green-eyed monster isn't real?

Jealousy is just a feeling.

- And maybe we should chase this feeling

and the green-eyed monster away for good.

- And I know how! I have a plan.

Everybody huddle!

(group murmuring)

- Friends, it seems we had a monster problem today.

- A green-eyed monster who isn't a monster at all.

- A monster who is a feeling called...

- [All] Jealousy!

- Hey, did I hear someone mention jealousy?

You know, when we're jealous of someone else,

we sometimes forget what's special about us.

- Yeah. And all my pals are truly Dooley-rific.

Watch!

(Michael strums guitar)

- Wanna trade?

- [Mom And Dooley] Mhmm.

(Nick strums guitar)

(Mom and Dooley giggle)

- I love to do cartwheels! Hey, Maxx?

- Thanks, Kayla. But I'll never

be able to do cartwheels like you.

- Never say never Maxx.

- Well here it goes.

(all cheer)

- Marching meteors! You were in orbit.

- Oh my gears and rivets.

You're all so special.

Thank you, Dooley, for sharing your flashlight.

- Oh, it's so much more fun when we share.

- Hey, does anyone see a green-eyed monster?

- [All Kids] It's gone!

- It is, but it may be back.

- Oh no!

- (giggles) Don't worry.

Everyone gets jealous now and then.

(upbeat music)

♪ There's a monster, that we can't see ♪

♪ And he pulls and he tugs on you and me ♪

♪ But caring and sharing are his enemies ♪

♪ He's the green-eyed monster called jealousy ♪

♪ The green-eyed monster called jealousy ♪

(instrumental)

♪ So if you feel that monster hanging 'round ♪

♪ Caring and sharing is the way I've found ♪

♪ To defeat that emotion easily ♪

♪ And the green-eyed monster called jealousy ♪

(all yelling)

♪ There's a monster, that we can't see ♪

♪ And he pulls and he tugs on you and me ♪

♪ But caring and sharing are his enemies ♪

♪ He's the green-eyed monster called jealousy ♪

♪ The green-eyed monster called jealousy ♪

♪ The green-eyed monster called jealousy ♪

(instrumental)

(music ends)

(everyone laughs)

- I wish I wasn't jealous of Cosmos' new space helmet.

Cosmos! I guess friends do get jealous sometimes.

I can't help it. I'm sorry! Oh.

I guess I can't blame Cosmos for

not wanting to play with me.

It's no fun to be around someone who's jealous.

- Knock knock.

(Zoom gasps)

- Cosmos! it's you and you're wearing

your new space helmet, which looks marvelous on you.

And I'm so happy to see you,

even if I am a little jealous.

- I said, knock, knock.

- Uh oh. Is this going to be about me being jealous?

Hmm. Who's there?

- Water.

- Water, who?

(Cosmos whispers)

(Zoom laughs)

- Water friends for!

(both laugh)

(both sigh)

- Daily Dooley log entry.

Oop! Hi everybody, it's me, Dooley.

Ever since my ship landed here on Earth,

I've learned lots about your planet.

Today I found out what the green-eyed monster is.

It's not a real monster.

It's a feeling called jealousy.

Nick felt jealous of Michael's new guitar

but Michael chased the green Knight monster away

by sharing his guitar with Nick.

Mrs.Z brought us the letter J and showed us all

how to make music using our bodies as instruments.

♪ That's body music ♪

♪ Body music ♪

When we feel jealous of someone else,

we sometimes forget about how special we are.

Nick and Michael remembered that having fun

is the most important talent of all.

(M.A.R.T.I.E. laughs)

(Cuckoo clock chimes)

Colliding comets! You know what that means.

- Time to go?

♪ Hey hey, hi h* ♪

♪ Dooley, Dooley, do we have to go? ♪

- We sure do. But we had so much fun today.

It was a Dooley Day!

(upbeat music)

♪ Today we had a great day ♪

♪ Great day ♪

♪ With good friends ♪

♪ Good friends ♪

♪ We laughed and played ♪

♪ Laughed and played ♪

♪ Hope it never ends ♪

♪ Never ends ♪

♪ Yes, we had great fun ♪

♪ Great fun ♪

♪ With songs and games ♪

♪ Songs and games ♪

♪ We really, truly, absolutely ♪

♪ Had another Dooley day ♪

♪ We really, truly, absolutely ♪

♪ Had another Dooley day ♪

- I had so much fun learning with you today.

Join us again next time!

- Fake hair! I mean, uh, take care!

- Whoa!

(Dooley laughs)

(upbeat music)

♪ And we're gonna have a great time ♪

♪ great time ♪

♪ Tomorrow ♪

♪ Tomorrow ♪

♪ We'll laugh and play ♪

♪ Laugh and play ♪

♪ Lead and follow ♪

♪ Follow ♪

♪ We're gonna have great fun ♪

♪ Great fun ♪

♪ With songs and games ♪

♪ Songs and games ♪

♪ We're really, truly, absolutely ♪

♪ Gonna have a great day ♪

♪ Gonna have a great time ♪

♪ Tomorrow ♪

♪ We'll laugh and play ♪

♪ Lead and follow ♪

♪ We're gonna have great fun ♪

♪ With songs and games ♪

♪ We're really, truly, absolutely ♪

♪ Gonna have a great day ♪

♪ We're really, truly, absolutely ♪

♪ Gonna have a great day ♪

♪ We're really, truly, absolutely ♪

♪ Gonna have a Dooley day, yeah! ♪

(upbeat music)