01x22 - Farley Frog/Boss Man

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salty

alt there Hooray Salty lighthouse

Shining a light to guide the way Salt

lighthouse Salty is a lad who loves to

run and play He waves hello to every

acrew of friendly mates he visits every

day And what's the song they sing as

they go on their merry way Where are we

going to play today Salty's lighthouse

Come on along We're on our way Salty's

lighthouse All of our friends are there

Hooray Salty's lighthouse Shining a

light to guide the way

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Where we going to

play Come on along We're on our

way All of our friends are there

Hooray lighthouse

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Oo I'm not Oo I'm Farley Frog Farley

Frog You mean like the guy Those funny

books at Choby reads us Yepers That's me

Farley Frog Hello Hey h* My name is

Farley Frog I love to go a slogging

through the soggy foggy blog Catching

flies as easy as falling off a

log Hello Hey h* My name is Farley Frog

Well you do look like Farley Sort of

What's got into Oo He's sure acting

silly

Say oo could you pass me one of my Guys

sorry Claude I'm not Ojo I'm Farley Frog

Huh Wiky Wallop A fly

What's with Oo Beats me He's been acting

silly since I got here Come on Oo You're

not really Farley frog Oh yes I am

Jeez Sophie Maybe he is Oh he is not

Let's go sugging through our bog Oh wow

Can I be T the tadpole for

What's going on First Do's acting silly

and now Satie Let's check out Snugwood

Harbor Bet you the tugs aren't acting so

silly

At the Star Pier the tugs are in very

high spirits There's a parade today and

they're decorated to the max and

everyone has the day off to celebrate Oh

how I love a parade I just wish you

would start Calling all tugs Calling all

tugs The harbor day parade is cancelled

Can't be No No But everyone's ready What

could have happened You mean you really

don't have a clue Not a whimper one Well

how about you Top Pat I simply can't

imagine Then I did it I tricked you That

was you on the loudspeaker Yep While

Captain Star's off checking the start of

the parade I thought I'd have some fun

with the speaker Pulled our anchors did

you

Pulled us In fact that was so funny

Let's take turns doing some more

Vote All boat alert From now on all tugs

must wear pop hat pants in every parade

That's a good one

Your turn Otis

Tug tug tug your barge gently through

the harbor And if your mustache grows

too long tug yourself to a barber

Bravo Bravo I like being silly Yeah it's

really fun Everyone's acting silly today

even the

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tugs Look now the clams are acting silly

too They're playing Farley's Water Bug

Pals Oh no Not the clams too

What story are they doing Must be Farley

catches a cold It's Sad's favorite

What's with these guys Let's go back to

the tubs Maybe at least they'll start

acting normal

The tugs continue to joke around not

knowing that their friend Grandpa has

run into trouble It's a bad day to get

stranded There's no boats working today

But I ran out of all my fuel out in the

ocean without a tug Here I'll stay

Oh dear I wish someone had come by Now

that I've run out of gas all I can do is

bob around like a buoy

Grandus you've got to get out of here

What else is new You don't understand

You're in serious danger I am Why

Because not too far away a navy boat's

going to blow up a barge full of

dangerous expl*sives and you might get

hurt But I'm out of fuel I can't move

unless I'm told Then I'll get word to

the Starfleet and they'll come get you

Or do hurry Blue Nose And say I'm sorry

for ruining the parade

From now on you all have new tubs And

since you're in charge of the snack bar

I I Captain Warrior Sunshine you crack

jokes all day Oh pedal backwards and

Flesh up a storm

Attention tugs Listen up What's wrong

Cappy Grandpa needs your help Must be

another joke No it's not a joke

Grandpa's ran out of fuel near a Navy

barge that's about to be blown up He

needs you to pull him out of there

Follow me I'll show you the way

Meanwhile Grandpa bravely sings his song

hoping the tugs will arrive soon

He can see the Navy boat moving into

position to blow up the dangerous barge

It's a bad day to get

stranded It's even worse than And as the

minutes tick by Grandas can't help but

wonder if the Starfleet will get there

in time Then suddenly Grandas looks up

and to his relief he sees a parade of

tugs coming to save him

The Navy boat's ready And so are we

Grandas We're your escort to

safety There's There's a siren It's too

dangerous now Turn back Not without you

old chap Get in position 10 cents Here I

come Grandpas I'm going to drop you a

line I got it Just hold on tight We'll

have you out of here in two squirts Do

hurry 10 The bars will blow any minute

Everyone keep moving There's more

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I do believe that's the end of it And

we're all safe So let's celebrate by

going to a parade

I think it's just great that on such a

silly day we ended up heroes Oh yes I'd

agree Wouldn't you

Grandpas Where's Grandpa's Don't tell me

we need to rescue him again

Surprise

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[Laughter]

just being silly like you are Well good

joke then Thanks

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Grab this The tugs went right back to

being silly That's it We're going to

find out what's going on Come on Farley

Toss the pizza

Okay that's it We want to know what's

going on Yeah How come you guys are

pretending to be Farley and Tabitha and

the water bugs Yeah Why You know that's

a very good question And we've got a

very good answer Right g*ng

All frogs on deck It's salty song

Come on kids

Let's

zy Let's get silly now Let's act real

Come on What are you waiting for Let's

get busy

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Willy as we choose

Let's

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make like sheep

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It's really neat

Let's get silly now

Hello Hey my name is Frog I

love the foggy bog Well what can I tell

you I guess some days are just meant for

being silly Wickedywala a fly

Ribbit Ribbit

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Nothing beats a box of

juice When you're thirsty

Now can we get back to building our

tower Yeah

tower

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Here Sophie put that block here And

Satie your block goes right here Can't I

put mine here No no no Those go right

there

You're the bus

Claude Claude what are you doing I'm

building the top part No no no We got

Fish the bottom first Here those go

right there But it's no fun when you do

all them Wow Isn't this great guys It's

3 ft tall already We're almost to the

moon Salty You think you could let us No

Satie Not there Place our own blocks A

tower to the moon A tower to the

moon Tower to the moon

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Okay now we'll build the part that goes

up to the sky right

g*ng Hey guys Guys how come you guys

stopped helping me You're too bossy

Salty Bossy Who's bossy I'm not bossy Oh

here That be should go on this side

Anyone want to join me in a game of

tiddlywinks or something

Good idea So glad I can help you What

did I do What did I say

Aurora She'll be able to help

me And so I don't understand why they

all think I'm bossy Someone's going to

be in charge H Not always I remember a

time when the tugboats all thought Blue

was being bossy It all started when

Hercules brought the naval supply ship

Crakatoa into the naval yard The naval

inspector on duty that day was a tough

little tug named Blue Nose All right

stand off Hercules I've got an

inspection to perform on that vessel

She's all yours Blue Nose I'm late for

my next job across the harbor Sorry

Hercules You can't leave yet What's that

Rule 16C A tug shall not leave a docked

vessel until inspection is completed

Nobody's enforced that rule for years

Well when I'm on duty we do things by

the rule book Well when I'm on duty I do

my jobs on time And I'm already late for

the next one Leaving the scene of an

inspection Rule

29F Oh you can spend two days in dry

dock for this

nearby Otis was waiting for the ship he

was supposed to tow in First time I had

a toe that didn't show Where could that

take her be Move on Otis There's no

loitering outside the naval yard Rule 8B

no loitering Move on before I get back

Rule 8B Never heard of it

Shortly after that Blue Nose was towing

a Navy barge Top secret supplies coming

through Make way I'll have my fuel barge

out of the way in a sec Blue Nose I'm

tangled in the buoy line Too bad 10

cents The Navy waits for no one Rule 34J

But Blue knows it's a fuel barge You

could throw a spark and cause a fire The

only thing I'm going to throw at you is

the rule book for clogging the waterways

Now make way Unless you want to spend a

couple of days in dry dock There's

nothing worse than a bossy boat I heard

that Insulting a naval vessel That's a

violation of rule 19 J After that it was

Big Stack's turn to deal with Blue Nose

Big Stack Have you seen Grandpas Yes I

have I need him at the Naval Yard I

thought it was his day off It was his

day off Here I am Grandas report to the

naval yard on the double But it's my day

off According to rule 23Q all days off

can be cancelled without notice

Oh you can squirt water at me but you

can't throw water on the rule book A

rule's a rule Now get over to the yard

or I'll have you thrown in dry dark for

spitting water on an officer After that

the Star Tugs got together and traded

stories about Blue Nose I don't like the

way he bosses us around But you can't

argue with him He's got the rule book on

his side I know a rule's a rule but he

doesn't give us any slack And the way he

treated grandpas well I wouldn't put up

with it I say we don't put up with it

You mean go on strike Right We'll refuse

to do any more work for the Navyyard No

more work for the Navyard Until Blue

Nose becomes an officer and a gentleman

Here Here The Star Tugs kept their

promise Next time the Navyyard offered

them work they refused it They were on

strike until Blen- Nose got his bossy

nose out of the rule book and started

being nicer to everyone Well Blue Nose

was not about to change his ways Rules

were rules and it was his job to enforce

them But sometimes disagreements get

patched up in the strangest ways A few

nights later Blue Nose had rounded up a

stray barge but it got away from him Oh

no Currents got her It collided with a

barge of expl*sives and started a fire

Fire 10ense and Otis heard his cry as

the fire quickly spread By the time Otis

and Tencense got there Blue Noose was

trapped

Help Lunos where are you I'm trapped I

can't get in from this side The fire's

too hot I see an opening Hurry I'm going

in You've only got one chance to snag

him 10 cents Make it good I got you Add

a tug 10 cents Oh you're a hero 10 cents

I'm putting you up for the Harbor Medal

of Honor Although Blue Nose was rescued

there was still a fire to put out The

Tugs worked all night fighting the fire

And By morning they had put it out and

no one was hurt For saving my stern and

dousing the fire I promise you'll all be

awarded medals We don't want medals Blue

Nose We just want you to be a little

nicer Yes And understand that while

you've got a job to do so do we I

wouldn't mind an apology myself All

right I'm sorry In the future I'll try

not to be so

bossy What us What are you doing Sorry

Blue Nose Got to take you to dry dock

Dry dock What did I do wrong Oh nothing

Rule 63P Any vessel exposed to fire

shall undergo a complete inspection Stem

to stern But I feel fine Sorry sir Rules

are rules At least save me the

embarrassment of being towed in I can

make it on my own Steve 64Q Since when

did you become such an expert Since you

made me take your course the rule book

know it and love it Was I really acting

like Blue Nose Bossing everyone around

Something like that But I didn't mean to

be bossy I was just so excited about

building my tower to the moon I mean our

tower Sadi wait up I've been thinking

And um I was too excited with our tower

and I didn't realize I was bossing you

guys around I'm sorry It's okay Salty

I'm wondering maybe you'd give me

another chance Yeah sure Of course

Now can we get back to building our

tower together Yeah together

Attention all hands on deck It's Salty's

on time

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Everybody we made this whole thing fit

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We did it

by Took us an entire day See what we

made Everyone can point and say "See

what

we made."

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Step by step piece

by See what

we see

When we see what we just can't believe

our eyes

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Put her there Salty I couldn't have done

it without you Although you tried

Look everybody

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Where Come on along We're on our

way All of our friends are there Hooray

Salty's lighthouse Shining a light to

guide the

way Salty is a lad who loves to run and

play He waves hello to every tug that

across the bay He has a crew of mates he

visits every day And what's the song

they sing as they go on their merry

way Come on along We're on our

way All of our friends are there

Hooray

Shiny's lighthouse

Where are we going to play today Salty's

lighthouse Come on along We're on our

way All of our friends are there

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