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01x32 - The Zodiac Zoo / The Four Dragons

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Sagwa, the Chinese Siamese Cat". Aired: September 3, 2001 – October 5, 2002.*
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Sagwa resides in a palace of a magistrate in China in what is assumed to be modern-day Fujian province, as part of a royal family of cats who have the ability to write with their tails.

01x32 - The Zodiac Zoo / The Four Dragons

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the best friend

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my best friend

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R I am the greatest Lion in all of China

ra is that the best you've got I can be

more ferocious than that in my

sleep oh a sneezing lion I'm

shaking looks like they at it again

that's what they do best no fair I want

to be the

lion out of my way I was here first cut

it

out like I said I'm the

lion okay that's

enough the do always gets to be the lion

what if I told you that donga was

actually a monkey what I'm no monkey I'm

a cat true but according to the Chinese

calendar of the zodiac you were born in

the year of the monkey how can a year be

a monkey each year in the Chinese

calendar is represented by one of 12

animals the year you were born donga it

was the year of the monkey what about me

you my dear were born in the Year of the

Dog a dog well I'd rather be a dog than

a

monkey what about me am I a lion a panda

oh I know a

swan no sha you were born in the year of

the Rat R are you sure you should be

proud to be the rat sha not only is she

fast but very very clever the r are

small small than me and they have shiy

eyes and those weird looking tails you

describe only the rat's appearance you

must look deeper gather around I'll tell

you a story is it filled with action n i

action oh yes and mystery many centuries

ago the emperor couldn't decide which

order the animals should be in for the

Zodiac the 12 chosen animals scrubble

every day over who should be the first

in the Chinese calary oh say it one more

time I'm first no way the one who can

fly should be first you're both nuts I

should be first cuz I'm a first every

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day I'm number one I'm number

one sorry allergies they didn't want to

ever they could to try and prove one was

better than the other you sleep all day

I should be first so you eat all day I'm

first oh yeah

yeah but I'm faster yeah and I'm

stronger faster

stronger they spend all day arguing

instead of carrying on with their duties

what's this my fields are unplowed my

crops withering this will not

do you don't deserve being first say

it's you you're both last in my

book finally the Emperor of China

decided to put an end to all of this

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nonsense quiet all of

you I call a race a great race and

whoever wins it will be the first in the

Zodiac that'll be me no me me I'll

win I sure hope it's me please n n can

you just skip to the end who wins oh

please tell me it's the r the rat won't

win it'll be the monkey forget it the

dog wins right N9 let me continue with

the story and you'll all find

out the race was to be soon everyone was

confident they would win except for the

rat the rat knew she was the smor I

would never be able to keep up with the

larger arms if if I practice running

I'll at least have a

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chance clearly mother all the animals

felt they needed any practice at

all that rat is wasting her time I'm

winning this

race and so the rat ran on and

on

ouch what are you doing near my tree I'm

practicing for the race who needs

practice I'm ready to race without him

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the rat was discouraged yet wouldn't

give up so she practiced and practiced

more and more every day building up her

strength the order of our calendar will

be decided by the order you finish this

race

Ready Set

go as they rced it became clear who ran

fast and who did not wait a minute the

dragon isn't running he's flying I say

he should be disqualified donga it's

only a

story

oh n n what what about the rat what

happened

next the animal's rat littered

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and until they came to a

river they all stopped to drink the cool

refreshing water and to catch their

breath

you're not going to sneeze on me right

nope no more sneezing I'm

[Applause]

prish I might get

theups the ox who had run along slowly

but steadily was not tired at all and

the rat looked like she could run

forever but she couldn't swim at all

I didn't know I had to swim in this race

what's the problem with

swimming oh nothing except I don't know

how now Ox might be a slow Runner but he

was a very good swimmer the rat knew

this rat also saw that the other animals

were paying no attention to the little

rat and the big slow Ox there's only one

way I going to win this

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race help oh help me I can't

swim hold on little

rat the noble Ox swam over plck that rat

out of the water and began to swim back

to

land soon the ox carrying the rat got to

the other side thanks for saving my life

o your life is more important than Wom

this

Fe

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Grace not there the r used the ox to get

across the river so the route wins the

race right n

n well if you let me finish the story

you'll find

out now the emperor waited at the Finish

Line finally the exhausted rat made it

to the finish line

[Applause]

I did it I'm first and the aux finished

[Applause]

second thanks Ox I couldn't have won

without you what do you mean back at the

river you didn't had to save me I was

standing on a rock you tricked me

no I outsmarted

[Applause]

you all the animals finished the race in

the order that is now the Chinese

calendar and the rat went first place in

the

zodiac yay I'm first the rat was

rewarded for not giving up you mean for

being sneaky it's true the rat was

sneaky and it was wrong of her to take

advantage of the ox but she also did a

good thing by practicing as hard as she

could to win you see like all of us the

rat was not all good or all bad what

about the dog and the monkey how did

they fit in

I'll show you

wow all 12 animals in order of the race

wow that's right rat to ARS then tiger

rabbit dragon snake horse goat monkey

booster dog and pig I can't believe the

monkey got beat by a goat and how could

the dog finish almost last

n n did all the stuff in the story

really happen just like you said just

like I said well sweet chigua let's just

say it's the way our family tells the

story wow

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and that is why we in China are proud to

call ourselves descendants of the

Dragon

wow that was great tell another Dragon

Story n i

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please oh the legend of the four dragons

was enough for

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today but don't worry there are many

many other Dragon

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Tales the Dragon the boldest noblest

most magnificent creature on earth

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I am the yellow

dragon I'm the long

dragon and I am none other than the dark

mysterious black

dragon

W and me I'm the I'm

the uh what's the fourth one pearl

dragon

ooh girl sounds

pretty oh watch out everyone here comes

the big bad

dragons oh please please don't hurt us

dragons aren't bad you know nothing

about them sure we do we have lunch with

them all the

time I bet you've never even heard the

tale of the four dragons have you nope

is that one of your N9 nice boring old

stories they are not boring come on SAA

let's just go play

Dragon play

dragons that's it we'll do a play about

the four dragons and show you how much

you don't

know we will

mhm why not we weren't doing anything

anyway okay we all know which dragons we

are and I'm the a pearl

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dragon hey show some respect this is the

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theater a long long time

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ago I'm try not to laugh too much okay

guys there were no rivers or lakes on

Earth only the Eastern Sea where the

four dragons swam and played all day in

the

waves one day pearl dragon looked up to

the sky and

said um don't the uh don't the clouds

don't the clouds look lovely today

hey let's all fly up to the clouds and

check out the

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view wow I can see forever

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whoops suddenly pearl dragon heard a

pitiful cry I do from

who that's a good

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point we need more

actors oh don't look at us we're

watching not acting

hey sh who sham me do you guys know the

story of the four

dragons sure do I love that one great

you want to be in our

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play don't worry we already

ate okay you two will be the peasants

and Sh who you can be the Jade Emperor

hey I want to be the jadm The Peasants

play a much nicer part

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okay we're ready where was I oh

yeah suddenly pearl dragon heard a

pitiful cry

oh our crops are all withered and

dry look at those poor people

there has been no rain for oh so long we

will have nothing to eat they may starve

we must do something we must go see the

Jade Emperor and beg him to send

rain the Jade Emperor was all powerful

ruling Heaven Earth and

sea but he would not be pleased to see

the four

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dragons hello what can I do for you uh

you're supposed to be very angry

oh oh so

sorry what are you doing here you are

never supposed to leave the sea get back

and behave

yourselves maybe he didn't have to be

that angry your majesty the crops on

Earth are withering and dying we beg of

you please send

rain all right fine I promise I shall

send some rain uh tomorrow oh thank you

your

majesty now be onone to the uh sea the

Dragons Were extremely

happy but days passed and not a drop of

rain

fell The Peasants were even hungrier

having nothing to eat but dried grass

and

Roots yuck that Emperor only cares for

his own pleasure not his people's

suffering we must take matters in our

own claws but what can we do we are just

dragons just

dragons hey is there not plenty of water

in the sea we could fly down scoop up

the water in our mouths and and spray it

up into the air to fill the clouds great

idea Don I mean Long

Dragon okay dragons

di

scoop you realize the Jade emperor will

not be happy once he finds out what

we've done we wouldn't have to do this

if he kept his

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promise uh where's black dragon

fuo uh black dragon the eastern sea is

over here oh sorry I thought it would

look more real if I used the

pond okay dragons let's fill those

clouds till they burst with rain

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yay

rain

rain

rain the crops are saved the crops are

safe

the four dragons succeeded everyone

rejoiced at the

miracle that is everyone but how dare

those four dragons Make It Rain without

my permission the Jade Emperor was so

enraged he used his powerful magic to

summon the

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dragons I don't have any powerful magic

um just fake it a H

dragons

dragons come to

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me the emperor's magic pulled the

dragons to The Emperor's Palace even

though there really wasn't any

magic you have defied my orders refused

to stay in the sea and made it rain

without my permission you leave me no

choice but to imprison you forever

Within These

mountains we don't regret what we have

done it is more important to help those

in real need even if it means defying

you so there the four dragons were so

determined to keep helping the

people wa that they each turned into one

of the four Great Great Rivers of China

flowing past high mountains and deep

valleys providing the people with water

and

rain

forever

wow hey you got another Dragon Story

that was great come on just one more

please please

please oh that's enough for today but

don't don't worry there are many many

more Dragon Tales

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