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02x05 - Beach Brawl

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Heathcliff". Aired: October 4, 1980.*
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Scruffy Alley cat rules his neighborhood. Rejected monsters drive about doing odd jobs. Clumsy, lovable great dane gets into mischief without meaning to.

02x05 - Beach Brawl

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baby H bird has some tap

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a Casper We Now call him you little

white

cloud

how and

how thanks for watching Casper and

Company I hope he didn't scare you away

because more tunes are coming up on MV

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tunes and M what a wacky pair a rough

little tough little Alley Cat a lovable

L dog big as a bear he Clips a daring

dude s bra he's nice to the mice but he

comes undo

dolls intrud on his neck of the word m a

play for poocher friendly clumsy clown

but when that you a

Smo upside down and M the team around

now heat C and M the hot dog cat and the

cat

H more classic cartoons will continue in

a moment

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welcome to cartoon College today's

subject is Bugs Bunny's celebrity

Impressions the classic Wonder Brothers

cartoons celebrated popular stars of the

time he I hope you won't mind waiting

while I remove these wet tains and slip

into a grandma tea in 1944's what's

cooking doc Bugs Bunny impersonates

Catherine heurn really I am Edward G

Robinson Jerry Colona ah greetings

and being

Crosby all in less than a

minute in the same cartoon bugs uses

fruit hurled at him for a quick

impersonation of South American

Superstar Haron Miranda I'll leave it up

to use intelligent people in this

audience whether I Des the Oscar or

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not Bugs Bunny and more are on me TV

tunes

we now return to more classic

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cartoons all right all right I'm coming

I didn't know we lived on a truck routee

marmaduk acts like he just saw a

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Ghost

Trick okay dig in

Monsters oh boy wow he's F thanks Mr wio

okay fellas

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marmaduk the marauding monster is on the

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pr oh what a cute trick got treat her

and if I got a treat for you cinnamon

bus not quite as light and fluffy as I'd

like but they're delicious Happy trick

or

treating oh the trash man I didn't think

he'd ever get

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here trick or treat eh okay here's your

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[Applause]

treat woo

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[Applause]

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ah just what I need a litter bag

[Applause]

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you poor baby we're going to have to do

something

quick Fred call the

that that was the fastest recovery in

medical

history here kitty kitty Mommy's got a

treat for you

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[Applause]

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it's kind of quiet for a Halloween

night maybe I spoke too

soon

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maduk not more

trick-or-treaters uh-oh Mama

Duke we'll send a bill for the damaged

patrol car tomorrow damaged patrol car

good night well come on in before you

get into more

trouble poor marad looks like his trick

or treating wasn't much of a treat look

at all the goodies we got trick

or-treating

and here's a big bag with muk's name on

it

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now I know why they call it trick or

treat the trick is not to eat too many

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treats what is a baseball dog I don't

know what is a baseball dog a dog who

catches

fries Jesus fouls

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and beza for home when the catcher Seas

him don't go anywhere we'll be right

back after these messages you won't come

back until I tell you to let these Cool

Cats we're cats Billy out of the

bag listen to that groovy sound cuz

these aren't your stay-at-home Pussycats

the Pussycats are world famous these

cute kittens have a nose for trouble

it's those medling kids those medling

kids they're the cats meow I really dig

this gig it's Josie and the Pussycats my

favorite TV show Saturday at 1:30 12:30

Central on NV

Tunes turn the set

on hey wil I'm on TV Fred is on me TV

tunes tonight at 76 Central

so call

now they're coming

closer huh I'll check and see if there's

anything out there now we'll see who

comes crawling to

who now I'll try a

brontosaurus now too weak B you you

really got to let

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go okay you try I got you

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[Applause]

friend bur but you still haven't quite

got

it you sure there there aren't any wild

animals around here friend of course

there they are they are

The Flintstones and more are on me TV

tunes we now return to more classic

cartoons run the film

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please not exactly filet of

Soul oh this garbage should be thrown on

uh-oh here's my meal ticket giant mouse

escapes laboratory big reward offered

warning this mouse is 6 ft tall at last

an adversary of my

stature but where to find the giant

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mouse aha my face clue

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my second

clue there he

is hungry little

tip excuse me big mouse you can save

yourself a lot of trouble if you come

along

peacefully oh definitely the strong

silent type

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I'll cash in on this reward yet I'll

have to outsmart them fortunately I come

from a litter of geniuses so I'm

eminently qualified to build a better

Mouse

trrap and last but not

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least debit some fresh limur cheese now

mousy will grab this cheese which will

set off the Trap causing the caves to

drop right here on top of him and bingo

this Mouser is in the

money attention shoppers for the next 5

minutes we're having a special on

limiter cheese 100 lb for

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free lucky for me mouses are incredibly

dense creatures

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a clever Roost should redeem my

reputation now to put that Renegade

rodent On

Ice come and get

it 5 4 3 2

1 now to deliver the goods and claim my

just

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reward and you wonder why a cat needs

nine lives

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W

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uh-oh I've had egg on my face for the

last

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time I always say if you can't feed them

feed them

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The Legend Continues heat clip always

gets his

Mouse Kim bergund doll of Windsor

Connecticut has a unique way of feeding

her dog Morris a peekaboo

she keeps his food on the

turntable and when Morris sees something

he likes he

barks moris always enjoys his

meals uh-oh I see something take her

down we'll be right back with more

classic cartoons after the

break and that care can become your

career visit ultimate i.edu we now

return to more classic cartoons let me

have on me TV

tunes we're here

yay everybody out for the

beach don't wander off too far marmaduk

come back

your attention

please ladies and gentlemen the winner

of today's fishing contest will take

away this unique prize onee supply of

delicious hot dogs

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hey that mud is trying to win the hot

dogs

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hey Mom look up armad riding a

shark you mustn't make up stories Billy

dear

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W hey

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hey kids let's see what kind of surprise

Mom packed for

lunch yay a shot

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marmaduk I know that dog's behind this

somehow de what is going on it's that

dog of ours he's taking up chasing

sharks look at him go you're headed for

the pier

ladies and gentlemen time is running out

for the fishing

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contest please get your entries up onto

the pier and into the weighing machine

now

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A50 lb amazing who caught this

specimen nothing here says a shark can't

win the contest so if you'll follow

me you can collect your prize for the

biggest fish one you supply of H

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dog where's marmaduk we saw him come up

here on the

pier here he is Mom poor marad du you

were trying to win the fishing contest

weren't

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you poor mom don't feel bad you can

share our ice cream for a

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[Applause]

year ymy ymy

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welcome to cartoon College today's

subject is vocal virtuoso Mel blank I am

known as the man with a thousand voices

shall I do my stuff yes go right

ahead that's a joke son a

joke wants to get into the

yet but that was only in

999 voices that was Mel blank the

premier voice artist in animated

cartoons he began his career at Warner

Brothers in 1937 doing hiccups for a

lush and a bull costume in picador

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Porky and here it is Mel blank's first

voice job wooly singing laara later in

the same film la karacha la karacha play

on the oran

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play yipp play it on the old

guitar lank soon became the go-to guy

for almost every cartoon maker in

Hollywood he was the original voice

of Woody

[Laughter]

Woodpecker for Columbia Pictures blank

was the first voice of the fox and the

crow grapes grapes wonderful grapes oh

yes the

grapes

sucker but it was at Warner Brothers

where blank signed an exclusive contract

in 1941 that this giant of a voice

talent thrived for decades to come

what's up doc Looney Tunes and more are

on me TV

tunes welcome to cartoon College today's

subject is is Bugs Bunny in drag Bugs

Bunny is not physically impressive he's

not fast he's not strong therefore bugs

must live by his wits by being a Master

of Disguise I am a physician my poor man

however his most effective disguises are

those of the opposite

sex why is this a favorite of bugs oh

how simply

Dreadful you poor po little man did I

hurt you with my naughty g*n a sharks

well

I because doing this makes his enemies

feel really really stupid what's your

hurry

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boys

Nelly you all care to practice with me

for the square dancing tomorrow de

lighter bugs isn't the only Looney Tunes

character who uses this tactic with

decidedly less desirable

results how old is

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she

gracious have any of you girls ever had

an experience like

this marry Melodies and more are on me

TV

tunes witness the world's greatest

Superheroes Batman Superman Wonder Woman

Aquaman and Marvin trouble is my

business Super Friends Saturday at 21

Central on MeTV Tunes run for your

Smurfs you can catch the Smurfs this

must be my lucky day Sunday at 54

Central on me TV

tunes this is me TV tunes come on see

for yourself don't hold back

anything and now here they are the most

Daredevil group of Daffy drivers to ever

whirl their wheels in the Wacky Races

competing for the title of the world's

wackiest Racer the cars are approaching

the starting line first is the turbo

terrific driven by Peter perpin next

ruus rough cut and Sawtooth and the

buzzwagon maneuvering for position is

the Army Surplus special right behind is

the antill mob in their bulletproof b*mb

and there's ingenious inventor Pat

pending in his converter card oh and

here's the lovely Penelope Pit Stop the

glamour gal of the gas pedal next we

have the bowler mobile with the slag

Brothers rock and gravel lurching along

as the creepy coupe with a gruesome

tuome and right on their tail is the red

Max and there's the Arkansas chugabug

with Luke and blubber bear sneaking

along last is that mean machine with

those double dealing do batters sck

Dastardly and his sidekick muttly and

even now they're up to some dirty trick

and they're off to a standing start and

why not they've been chained to a post

by Shifty d*ck dly who shifts into the

wrong gear and away they go on the way

out Wacky

Races today our Wacky Racers are roaring

along the rugged peninsula of Baja

California racing toward the sleepy

little Mexican Village of enchilada by

the sea