02x10 - The Haunted Inheritance

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look Sancho an assemblage of local

dignitaries out to welcome us to their

humble

Hamlet Don kyot is seeing things again

oh well here goes nothing I hope

thanks for everything count this is

everything isn't it yes everything I

own the steeple chase was never my

strong

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suit hi Don coyote except the keys to

your city was undying

Affliction infection that is to say

thanks fellas I who must thank you sir I

owe you my life and my fortune seean

coyote these guys are robbers brigin

till my dying day I shall never forget

you such uncommon bravery will not go

unrewarded sounds like he' give you the

shirt off his back Don coyote I fear

Sancho the poor chap has given up enough

stff

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already that's it you knock KN dirt

pecker five more paces and you're

finally Min 3 2 1 fire

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home have you seen

my Ste it oh sorry my rose petal I

wanted to surprise you by catching a

chicken dinner to celebrate you couldn't

catch a COR you waron and what have we

got to

celebrate the count hasn't gone

yet h he has now we're rich he will

leave it all to me won't he who else

you've been his loving and faithful

serpent for 30 years haven't

you and so I count out for you to beet

my entire estate to the one man whom I

can trust completely the one man who

helped me in my time of greatest need

who is Noble of Soul Stout of heart iron

of will

I refer of course to that champion of

the downtrodden Don

coyote or in the Advent of Don Coyote's

demise my fortune goes to my faithful uh

faithfulness scratched out servant

Umberto and

his

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wife don't worry what you did to the

important we do to that D

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coyote just a minute isn't a condemned

man granted a final request you got it D

coyote if you can catch us which you

can't he can't catch

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us what the heck's going on in there

it's either blind Man's Bluff or he's

blind drunk in an orphanage you better

be right the first

time come out come out wherever you are

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well you look at what he's done Maya

yeah save them the price of a wrecking

crew you little rascals running Outdoors

won't help come out you little Ruffins I

mean uh Mega Ruffins I mean Raam

MTH and thus the modern Olympics were

born I think you're reaching Rosie we're

barely out of the Middle Ages

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I don't think I'll ever find this Don

coyote where in the heavens will I

look Make Way for D

coyot did you say Don coyote Don coyote

did he say Don coyote yes are you Don

coyote too what a coinci dony I I mean

coinci I mean how about that so am I

then according to the late Count's will

the new Lord and Master of Castle Del

poo is Don coyote did you say Don

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coyot there it is St coyote ah yes

Castle Del coyote it has a nice ring to

it perhaps it's time to settle down and

write my Memoirs in an atmosphere of

peace teef and

quiet this must be him my tender cactus

needle good the sooner we get rid of him

the sooner Castle Del poo will be ours

there's one small problem what do you

mean he has a sidekick so we'll just

have to dig two graves instead of

one I get it

there they are my little Rose p take a

good look they'll never get past the

front door

welcome Don coyote we've been so looking

forward to ending your survival he means

we've been awaiting your

arrival most ACC commodious of you madam

start

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cranking wait is that a daffodil I Spy

perfect this Blossom will be a token of

my esteem for the lady of the

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house if they're the caretakers then I

think we better take

care my Lord there are

379 handcarved steps on this staircase

and you're about to feel every one of

them on your head

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excellent death aray I see you've

repaired the main

gate coming my Crush

catham thank you my famished friend I

think even I don coyote could come to

appreciate the Leisure of a life of

pleasure I'm not sure what he meant but

what worries me is that I think I

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agree no mistakes this time homberto we

want to make sure the chandelier Falls

right on Dan Coyote's head yes my

virtuous venus fly

trap okay drop it

uhoh it looks like the plot is

thickening I think you mean the plot is

sickening Sancho never has such

fortunate Fortune fallen on such

fortunate fellows look out D coyote I am

Sano looking out at the world and

thinking how lucky I

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am a Desiree my

dandelion the the sh sh sh sh speak up

thano your shash shashing in my ear what

is it what go with me you

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imile I think I've been with Don coyote

too long now I'm seeing

things I'm so glad we're having

this quality time together my fragile

fern

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my goodness a secret chamber and I

didn't even know it was here yeah and

here's something else you didn't know

was

here it's the Buckingham chalice but it

was lost hundreds of years ago well now

it's found and we're the ones who are

going to make ourselves scarce

we're

rich stop thief Who Dares invade the

sanctuary of El Gordo guardian of the

Buckingham chalice ghost ghost ghost

ghost for three centuries the Chalice

has been safe but no more I sense a

serious threat here and now I must do

battle to keep the Chalice from the

clutches of the enemy and me from the

Flames of

Hades the time has come in my life to

liberate my recal rulas um my

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Memoirs let me know if I miss anything

Sano uh-oh how about the flying

Chandelier and the Flying

L I shall begin with the first thing

that strikes me

oh boy you may not have to wait long

everything's flying around here I wonder

what's next darn after three centuries

I'm a little rusty I'm

next

G

goost now we did say ghost

I must meet this D coyote on his own

terms Make Way for El

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Gordo chapter 1 part two h ah yes

crawling from the cradle or my head

breaks the

fall so it's true Everyone's a Critic

don't coyote I El

Gordo franos challenge you to a du to

the death I can't lose I'm already

a Duo the perfect challenge you are

worthy oppon on coyote to I must run you

through you f me elardo but to no

avail I can run elardo but you can't

hide well here goes

nothing ah

ah whoops you need a little work on

those

stops thrust and Parry par and thrust

bring them all on the more the

merrier for shame a true KN never

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squats onard El guide or is it uh on

guard elgardo clever disguise my fine

feathered fiend but your flying friends

will not save you now well I have some

who

will there's the castle Izzy you and

your men get ready to

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attack let's go

men oh this is perfect while my idiot

half brother occupies the ghost we'll

sneak in and grab the Chalice oh my

blushing Bonia you've done it again how

do you like these friends Don coyote one

at a time would be more to my

liking

whoops don't look now but I think your

friends have gone to pieces if someone

could kindly give me a

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drink don't mind if I

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do an empty vessel is a useless

vessel useless this is the Buckingham

chalice and I'm sworn to defend it

forever fine then we fight forever say

what the Buckingham chalice hold

everything then you're not one of the

bad guys here to steal the Chalice I'm

here for the palath not the

chalice and we are allies not

opponents ah just in

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time bad

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guys we'll have a dozen Castle to with a

servant for every room thrust and Parry

Perry and thrust no matter the billing

what a

team pyote I sense Intruders in my

secret chamber I must leave you to save

the Buckingham

challice nothing like a Fallen Friend to

Spur one on Make Way for done coyote

take

that and that

theis

gone and that's where it's gone no

doubt which way I don't know 30 years

and I've never been

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here hold on T coyote

thank you Sancho with my Lance there's

always a chance

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whoops I believe we're on a roll now my

friends so bad guys do you wish to

surrender surrender I don't know the

meaning of the word you don't why uh it

means uh give up give out give

in it means heal conceed capitulate carb

Uncle I mean cry

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Uncle 10 to one he don't get out of this

one no takers my poor Master he doesn't

stand the ghost of a chance ghost help

help help help Mr ghost Mr ghost

help don't coyote needs you Mr ghost

I can't believe I called him ghost and

he came to save a fellow Knight

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always okay okay we surrender surrender

you mean concede succumb submit whatever

just get us off this

thing drop

don't what and desert my ship

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never on the other hand deserting a

thinking ship is only good common

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sense I don't know how he does it but he

always does now onto the castle my

friend there's some unfinished

business we're out of there and we're

out of here here I hate to leave him my

Palace oh let him have it we have the

wealth you check up here and I'll check

the secret passage way sounds like

you're having all the

fun sh we don't want that ghost to hear

us you got that right YooHoo elgardo the

culprit L below

it's

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him it's worse than

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him H you think they'd seen a

ghost no but I bet they' never seen that

kind of nightmare in armor

before you're sure you want to leave Don

coyote Memoirs can wait Sancho there are

more Adventures to be adventured besides

we've left the ccal in good hands you

think it's okay Don coyote to leave the

orphans with a ghost nonsense Sancho

everyone knows there's no such thing as

ghosts at least during the

day I'll get you you little

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har well you can't win them all

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