02x08 - Goodbye Rosinante

[bunniefuu]

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ah Sano par the stirring sounds of

competition see it stirs me to get out

of here Royal tournament today grand

prize to winners all Knights are

eligible all

nights I'm afraid to ask but what are

you thinking what else am I not a

Fearless Knight I don coyote shall enter

this tournament that's why I was afraid

to

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ask

y

goly must be lunchtime

yeah I know how they feel what do you

know the tournament must be over I guess

we can be on our way the tournament will

be over after I display my well-known

courage and daring D I'm better known

for my daring

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D and to Sir Swagger and his horse adoro

I have fixed my signature to this

document proclaiming them the winners of

the royal tournament

and reward you with stop hold

desist who is I

don't look at the size of that crowd I

should have trimed my

M ignore this love may we proceed with

my richly deserved reward I resent that

remark I am this L's loud I I mean this

Knight's companion Knight did you say

night ahuh rule 17 the winner of the

tournament must defeat all the knights

in the Kingdom therefore I decree a

special tournament to be held tomorrow

between D coyote and Sir

Swagger I can hardly wait Don coyote

won't stand a chance against that guy in

the steel suit not to mention a Steely

eyed horse well when do we leave tonight

how about now but I can't let the old

boy down oh too bad you ain't got some

accident insurance insurance m not a bad

idea you know dapple I can't wait till

tomorrow to leave old musclehead ad doo

in the dust chickaboom chickaboom chicko

what sh I'm taking out some insurance

just go along with me H oh of course

yeah you're uh really fast I could beat

you with one hoof tied behind me not at

high jumping at high jumping low jumping

running you name it and if you don't

believe me why don't we step

outside gee do you really think we

are okay now here's a race course from

here you race to base of the Hill three

times around it then to the big oldak

tree back to the hill then to the road

along the road to the fence then back

here to the Finish got it a piece of

cake a glass of milk all right ready set

go hey you giving up S call me lazy call

me crazy tomorrow I'll be fresh as a

daisy I get it uh-oh he's cheating he

only went around the hill twice man you

can't trust anybody these

days wi you sure did I got to admit I

couldn't keep up with you you beat me at

racing but my main specialty is jumping

hurdles of course that one might be a

little too high you're afraid to jump

over that Pebble give me room

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well that's why I said I wouldn't try

jumping over that uh Pebble

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chickaboo

golly Now That's What I Call heavy

insurance right and tomorrow we cash it

on the policy

your highness dukes duchesses and

assorted lonely peasants welcome to

Tournament 2 The Challenger uh don

coyote oh what a fing Ovation and the

defending Champion sir

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Swagger this is going to be even better

than I thought

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get up what are you doing to me now cut

that out the tournament is about to

start we begin with the ever popular

jousting match at the count of three Jou

one

two three

D I cannot continue your high I refuse

to hit a man when he

down and the winner Don

coyote since sir Swagger was um unable

to continue I Proclaim Don coyote the

winner of the royal tournament hey maybe

we'll win a laugh time supply of oats or

a castle of our own as a reward I

present you with well whatever it is he

owes it all to you for outsmarting that

dumb horse this superb stallion

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Maximillion uhoh I sure outsmarted

someone

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hey I was here first well you won't be

here long what do you mean by that it's

obvious I shall be taking your place

faad old boy your history not a chance

Don coyote and Rosies as partners for

Life once he rides me that nag is out to

pasture what are you going to do with

two horses DC H it is a problem but a

knight cannot refuse a gift from the

King per chance to a blessing in

disguise heno my faithful steeve can get

a well-deserved rest for a few days

after tonight it's goodbye rosan

an would done Coyote ever put me out to

Pure

nah Feast your eyes loyal mount a

perfect spot to rest and relax enjoy

your pasture old

friend pasture he did it my old

ex-friend dumped me well if he doesn't

need me who needs him but not me that's

for sure

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chickaboom I'm not watched up yet

there's got to be lots of opportunities

for a great horse like me

so far I've been turned down by the

butcher the banker and the Candlestick

maker what do you know that

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rhymes hey I hear opportunity knocking I

always wanted to be in show beas when

this guy catches my ACT he'll hire me on

the spot I'll be rich I'll be famous

I'll be darkn yeah I'll be

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going elegant horses carryed elegant

passengers Just My

Style oh well everybody makes a poor

career choice now and then

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but you see we just left him a couple of

hours ago I know but I already miss wrot

root uh

rosan speaking of missing look sound my

Ste has been abct AB doctor a a horse

nut by who why anyone would want a great

Ste like

that looks to me like he busted out DC

whatever we must Gallop hither and ywn

until we find the poor creature

charge try saying charge

please uh charge

please pretty please pretty please with

sugar on it and that's my final

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offer now there's a guy who could use a

little horsepower I'll just let him know

I'm here to help

oh well can't win them all but I'd sure

like to win one oh my poor loyal Steed

where are you well nothing I say nothing

shall hinder me from finding

watches Gad we're under attack take

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cover Sancho Sancho is everything all

right well the melons could be

rer hey now that looks kind of promising

a knight and without a horse I'll just

bet he's looking for a brave handsome

Steed with lots of experience wrong he's

already got one uh he sure does well

I'll just be mosing

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along at a very high Beed

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mosy why are we looking way up here for

rosan DC sheer logic thano my man my

loyal Ste must be someplace agreed

see well this is some place isn't it

um gotcha HK a familiar

sound Oh Yes sounds like someone

sleeping could be anybody not with that

whistle logic has brought me to my

faithful steeve

sanjo are you sure DC hi as sure as my

name is

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done what you tell me that was not um uh

R Lucky Dog nothing to worry about

except watching a bunch of woolly

lawnmowers all day whoops hey that

little guy is going to get lost I better

do

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something uh wake up fella I got a

little stray package for

you oh hey thanks pal well don't mention

it wait how' you like to be my assistant

finally somebody who needs

me how about that rosan nante the Sheep

Pur hey this could be the start of

something

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big but not that

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big hey hey dog you said awake you if I

had a problem did you ever see a problem

like that yeah did you ever see a sheep

dog climb a

tree well nothing I do works out maybe D

coyote was right maybe I am over the

hill

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per chance from the top of this tree I

can aspy uh uh Roser uh razar really

rosan

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n see

anything I you might say so is it Rosen

n guess

not you okay DC of course if you don't

count bruises bites

and

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sers sorry about this my

man but I need this job more than you

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do maybe if the farmer sees what a good

scarecrow I am he'll appreciate me a

little bit and give me a place to stay

and some CR

boy that farmer ought to get a better

scarecrow his Corn's going to be

gone just as I fear my loyal Brave Steed

is gone

forever that does it I'm useless I can't

even scare

crows all we're going to find in this

weather DC is some soggy

Ducks what say we get out of the rain I

think I'm starting to shrink Yonder Sano

aave the perfect spot but D coyote Bears

things so too remember ah yes uh perhaps

we might find shelter under ywn

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bridge with my luck I can't even get hit

by lightning well I may be

miserable but nothing says I got to be

miserable and wet

allly I sure with Rosie was here so do I

instead of me uh maybe we'll find

rosanti tomorrow DC H he thinks not Sano

my Keen instincts tell me he is Miles

and Miles Away by now well I guess this

is the end of the

line nobody wants a useless old bag like

me good night DC good night than

and good night Noble Ste wherever you

are help somebody help

MEK who

call what is going on DC h t nothing I

dreamt I heard a

damel in distress help please save me

dad a most realistic dream it's no dream

look it is a dsel distress

I must rescue her I must off with her

head I mean I must head her off

charge

done

please what I could have sworn that was

no I must be hearing things the Knight

must bra anything to rescue a damel even

I see water did he say I see no way I'm

out of here D coyote D coyote where are

you huh now I'm hearing sano's voice oh

I guess my brain is as washed up as the

rest of

me oh there you are what can I

do swimming

Lon be

helpful don't worry I'll save you what

am I doing I can't swim either I have

but one regret

I failed to save that

damel in

distress looks like she saved you

DC not for long I fear the walls we're

heading right for

them ah shelter at

last first I'm hearing things now I'm

seeing

them can't you do

something even Don coyote is no match

from Mother Nature

what you mean you dubbed Don coyote in

the river well I certainly wasn't going

to dive in with him g*ng

way lucky for D coyote I never was one

to carry a

grudge oh boy now that I'm here what am

I going to

do that's what I'm going to

do what do you know I finally found a

job rosan the lumber

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yeah care to join me

Timber not bad for a washed up old nag

eh we're stuck yeah speak for

yourself it's you my grave speed GR n

how about that he remembered my name

I'll never forget you for saving us

Rosen

ro oh well it was nice while it

lasted and so don coyote saves another

damsel a sanjo With a Little Help Jacob

boo I almost forgot DC what do we tell

the king about maxilon running away well

it appears we won't have to welcome back

Don coyote a thousand thanks for sending

maxamillion home before he caught cold

in that storm well a knight has a duty

to his horse you can say that again

since I missed maxilon so much I hope

you don't mind if I substitute my Royal

page arm Brewster as your reward huh uh

well yes I mean uh uh what to do

I know what to do me

too it's called Horse

Sense hurry your highness