02x07 - A Knight in Arabia

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this vacation's the best idea Don

Coyote's ever had you said

it Peno this vacation is the best idea

I've ever had I knew I heard it

somewhere buying this authentic magic

scroll is the best idea I ever had

honest with Sancho real magic Scrolls

can't be bought on street

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corners especially not from oneeyed

Peddlers named honest Bob I don't know

Don coyote he gave me a money back

guarantee just before he disappeared it

gives you the magic words of and

everything BIM Bam

Alo does that sound as ridiculous to you

as it does to

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me I'm afraid you've squandered your

last gold piece on a phony

scroll then there's alak Kazu

Alakazam Sancho these are modern times

the 17th century phenomenom that were

formerly thought to be magic how about

this one

Alo have not been scientifically proven

to be caused by

Gremlins why 17th century man no more

believe than magic or Hocus Pocus

mocus then he still believes that

rubbing your chest with a small lizard

will bring good luck it

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doesn't or uh well we'll talk about it

on the way back to shore we can't get

there with no wind on

coyote here it is just what the doctor

ordered a spell for a gentle breeze

zingga zanga zuk

Kaza you see it's totally in AO uh in a

gar it'll get you nothing imagine Zinga

zanga zuk

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Kaza soncho calls this a gentle breathe

she what an overachiever

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ah you see Sancho Providence has placed

us on the

shore but what your D

kyote what sure indeed perhaps Arabia

what we need is a tour guide or maybe

there's a spell that will spell nonsense

I shall do it

scientifically Eeny mey miny mo twice

around and off we go this way so this is

science it'll never replace good Horse

Sense are we there yet

no Sancho but according to my

calculations we are very very

close I sure hope you're right those

buzzards look hungry and I think I know

what for H perhaps we should ask these

weary Travelers for directions excuse me

but could you kindly direct us to the

Hotel El chipo in downtown Barcelona

doesn't something about these fellas

strike you as odd Don coyote odd they're

just a pair of

the out gos of course no wonder they're

so short and maybe this is the reason

beware Spanish spies I hope that doesn't

mean what I think it means uh-oh would

you believe I was SED by an Arabian

horse not unless you believe I was help

help help I'd love to but I think it's

too late no Don kyote those cries for

help came from from over there help

help ah ael's Cry for Help The Cry that

set the true Knight's heart of fire it

may set his heart on fire but it's just

a lot of heartburn to me chickaboom well

for me it's a pain somewhere else B

coyote to the rescue

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chge

charge why does he always have to

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shout oh my goodness help help of course

of course I'll get to all of

you a better day for chival D coyote to

the rescue

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there my dear you are free I require no

thanks nothing except for your joyful

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smile odd but then again it's a woman's

prerogative to change your mind let's

try it again

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there you are my dear you are free I

require no thanks nothing except for

your

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joyful well somebody was calling for

help I know it wasn't

me maybe it should be Don coyote

remember what happened to those Spanish

spies Sancho just remember this when

there's a help to be helped the help

that will help the help is another

plan help

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what are we looking for don't know su's

orders some trouble in that Herm tent a

while ago boy I'd like that kind of

trouble just keep it in mind on your

work hey was that tent there a minute

ago we are not looking for tents we are

looking for people okay but that tent

will you forget that tent help help you

can you can cut out that yelling cuz

nobody's going to help you I'd be glad

to go in and help them you're going to

stay right here nobody goes in that

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tent at last a damsel I can really

rescue help Fred not I am here to save

you my lovely you a guard

these ill-fitting garments are merely a

disguise my dear underneath lies the

heart and courage of a knight Don coyote

At Your Service ready at a moment's

notice to your moment is taking two

hours would you unti us before that

creepy Su returns ah untying nuts is

mere Child's

Play unfortunately I'm an

adult I am free k I do and free oneita

oh well I guess two out of three isn't

bad make way for the

sultan we are doomed only one way out

now Sano we must make the Supreme

sacrifice uh-oh I can hardly wait to

find out what that

means well it could have been worse but

not much quickly Sanu and I shall take

your place and cover your Escape you'll

find our trusty Ste just outside the

tent now make

haste thank you seor your name shall

live in our hearts for all eternity oh

yes we shall never forget you George

coyote did I hear men's

voices Men by no goodness no no it's

just us girls I wouldn't want anything

to happen to you before we invade Spain

tomorrow invade um invade Spain you got

it the Spaniard wouldn't dare fire on us

with you Spanish contesters lashed to

the Mast of my

Flagship but that's tomorrow tonight you

wenches shall amuse Us by

dancing guard this inance don't let them

Escape I must talk to the court Tor

either those new uniforms go orases this

news worries me greatly Sancho I know DC

I can't dance either how can you think

of dancing when Spain herself is in

danger when you're a coward like me it's

easy nonsense we must concoct the

plan I know maybe there's a magic spell

that could get us out of this mess

nonsense again we've been put here for a

reason thano and I want to get out of

here for a reason anywhere bam

Wham I wish we were on a tropical

island or maybe a mountain

peak no Sancho life's problems must be

confronted head on I'd rather confront

them in the middle of the ocean anywhere

anywhere but right

here it's action not magic that will

save day

if that spell I recited wasn't magic

then how do you explain those flying

fish why this is the desert Sancho the

fish have to fly there's no water for

them to swim

in tonight we Feast tomorrow we sail to

conquer

Spain with my diabolical cunning and

these brilliant Invasion plans our

conquest of Spain is assured

I see our entertainment has

arrived well DC it's the time I've been

treading show

time and fix your him this death May in

fact work to our advantage it affords me

a chance to steal the Sultan's Invasion

plans and also a much needed opportunity

to brush up on my Fandango

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car to

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do what a

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woman you sure know how to tickle my

fancy my

de you want to play

no I just want to get out of

here what a woman quickly Sano we must

Retreat while our virtue is still in

F you distract the guard Sancho my girl

I'll sneak inside and get the invasion

plans all things considered I think I'd

rather be dancing

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hi there big

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boy was it I there or big boy that did

it ah My Little desert sweet potato I

knew you couldn't resist

me I w*r you sir stay back or

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oops Yeah

the woman of my dreams is a man well you

can't have everything and in this case

you can't have anything guards guards

after that Spanish

spy and we seemed so compatible

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get him he's got the invasion

plans we shall make our escape on these

two fine looking beasts D

coyote some nutty Dame and ugly you

think that one's

ugly D coyote H how do you make these

darn things go simple Sano brain over

bra you must show the Beast who's the

master

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H work like a charm Sancho now that the

brute has succumbed to my iron will his

mine to

command then could you please command

him to get

up how demoralizing trapped under a

camel and the smelly camel at that well

it could be worth it

is this will teach you to toy with a

man's emotions you you whatever you are

or to steal my Invasion plans the

plans thank you ladies now that I have

my plans back I'm off to conquer

Spain but before I leave you to what

will hopefully be a Grizzly

fate do you have any last requests but

yes could you scratch between my

shoulder blades I have the most awful

itch I take that ever no I have a last

request help now now Sancho we must keep

our heads oh I hope so it's the only

thing we've got left unless maybe the

magic spells if I could only remember

the one for the storm it could blow all

the sand away from

us but what were those magic words

um Zing Zang

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zoi no that wasn't right but it was

rather effective maybe it was Zinga zawi

Kaza H either we're having a most

peculiar run of bad weather

or maybe zingga linga dinga oh there

might just be something in this magic

business I remember now it

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was good work Sancho I always said that

magic scroll was a Sound Investment wait

maybe there's a spell to stop that

rotten Sultan from hey this isn't my

magic scroll it's it's the invasion

plant aha the fan must have grabbed the

wrong scroll mistaken

moken he goof a goof that will prove his

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undoing there they are DC and they've

recaptured the confessors not to mention

dapple and Ros and Ros a rich my horse

but they've made one fatal air Sancho

they didn't reckon on the return of

Don

coyot what is going

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on Donna Maria we're free oh yes Ralph

coyote has Saed us

again no time to lose my trusty Steed ch

you're too late you son of a Spanish

dony well I'll be he knows my

daddy and one last thing before I lay

waste to your precious

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hland now to wait a minute these aren't

my Invision plans what is this gibberish

Kazam huh get back down down stop

licking

me the Fulton was just amusing his crew

with your magic

scroll they really seem to like it maybe

you can amuse them with some more magic

a spell to conjure a gentle breathe

perhaps I sure remember that one DC see

Inga zanga zuk

casawi a woman I trusted could do this

to me I'll get

you and now for the long treacherous

journey home treacherous how many hands

for using magic

instead very well take the easy way out

see if I care wh Pam

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Alakazam incredible we're actually back

in Spain your magic spell Works Sancho

magic

spell what magic spell you know there's

no such thing as magic DC no such thing

as magic why thank you I'm surprised at

you the next thing you'll tell me

there's no Santa Claus no tooth fairy no

elves no no Carlos DeCarlo or Bill

Smathers or the guy from down the block

used to sell the chickens

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