02x02 - Vincente the Inventor

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hey Sancho what a stirring fight what

could be more satisfying than good

honest labor watching somebody else

who's doing it took the words right out

of my mouth sure is peaceful around here

is the DTC definitely not Chuck listen

Kennedy

it is the attack cry of the law firm for

wicked gridlock and boy and I save of

poor unsuspecting soul from the fire

watch amazing how much Ridley's look

like wing news cut no fair

I won't protect you protect us for what

or save engaged or could it be he's

attacking our windmill

you know could be a windmill it's Ron he

destroyed it pug did that it was that

weird night let's get him

well who whatever that was it's not

anymore

another triumph for Don Quixote Sancho

observe the grateful farmers are coming

to congratulate me you sure you don't

mean inviolate don't let him get away

we all make them rebuild it brick by

brick the same seneschal they have a

unique way of presenting me with her go

Don coyote at your service sir and you I

am recently the inventor now it's all be

gone David oh but this miraculous

machine must be one of your in there

misfortune of reading you I was great a

demonstrator to the king what's it say

DC it says His Royal Highness seeks a

court inventor winner of best invention

contest gets job flexible hours fringe

benefit

so that's it Sancho my duty is clear I

am forever in his debt for saving my

life I don peyote shall he realize why

who wouldn't want help from you invaders

are all alike the nice try counter with

revel but that's all it is

try again well thank you your majesty I

will but next time I will be trying for

the throne

yeah who's that one more time like that

and you'll be last you call that strange

case and invention it's what the case

becomes your highness observe sire

feast your eyes at that magnificent

portable throne yes some part of a

throne so your highness may sit in

royalty or ever he goes tis my duty to

assure a demonstration worthy of your

genius let's get on with it

not fire the lavish design the

workmanship is very handy on rainy days

zones wait may prove more difficult than

ice I'll go along with that

I humbly beg your pardon for that

unfortunate Fiasco sire and thank you

for allowing me to demonstrate my latest

invention Vincent a superswift spot

remover hmm all it takes

allow me to demonstrate yes yes

fear not I shall always be at your side

let us proceed may happen sandy you

should invent a vial that opens more

easily

Sancho assistance please Teaneck

poor than defending he does seem to be

having a run of bad luck oh well easy

come easy go

aha lucky for Vincenti we've arrived in

time to help demonstrate his new

invention

what is it DC yeah whatever it is it

can't be displayed in this disgraceful

condition then 30 should be told that

neatness counts t-that my amazing

high-speed McVicker is foolproof does

that go for your assistant as well

assistant what assistant observe a

polished fit for King whoops missed a

spot

oh no no don't touch that it's no

trouble

I think I'll write ahead to warn the

others of the machines approach

well at least I'm safe here

maybe long

no I'd say what I'm lost I wouldn't know

where I am but I sure wish it wasn't

here I'm not afraid I will just find the

front door and ask directions nobody

minds me dropping in the inventor will

become riffraff of the king and see I

met how all of this will be mine as soon

as I overthrow the king oh boy we gotta

sneak outta here and warn DC and when I

say salute real Knights will jump to

obey yes your highness you see just like

that something funny is going on here

come out of there

I command you that's strange there's

nobody inside real Knight mouth bigger

not so the Machine duck under the lake

all by itself but no matter I just stick

with you

I catch something to tell you watch

another financial Sancho how does this

father plan to overthrow the king

I don't know DC but it looks like

Vincente will be out of a job before he

even gets one not what are we putting on

coyotes brilliant plan into operation if

we use one of them city's inventions to

uncover riff fossils plot the king will

be favorably impressed right and make

him Court inventor DC shouldn't be yeah

hey can you sneak up on the count hmm

good point Sancho

charge lucky they didn't make us wear

ballet slippers Jacob ooh

this is the place

what do you hear DC hmm I would surmise

the count is in a very bad mood yeah I

can hear him growling even without that

gadget

he that isn't the cow quiet Sancho I

can't hear you see my pet it says in

royal chronicles he who possesses the

Royal scepter shall be deemed to be king

it's hidden in a castle tower Shh

patience is a virtue fragile so well

showing by mention to the king I shall

steal the scepter found I'm up here

every tiny detail who once I am King

I'll hang my portrait on the castle wall

was making a delivery now phyto is

chasing him where is he

if you hear anything our front row I'm

still very nervous

do t see what you sent me doing throwing

away intentions support he thinks to be

quitting I must convince him otherwise I

have no regarding the king and thank you

do not give up who's giving up I'm

clearing the way for my greatest

invention ever

wonderful know about the king get lost

I don't want to ever see her hear from

you again what do we do now

I don coyote have a plan trust me why

when he says trust me do I start to

worry you mean we you and me us are

gonna steal the Royal scepter we keep

the Royal scepter from with ruffles

clutches then we return it after the

vile villains apprehended and some of

those veggies adventurers can aid us in

our mission oh I could have sworn I

already rejected this one

about man that's one invention that's

hard to throw away

Jacob ooh

how are we gonna get off this DC simple

with one of them sent Eve invention take

a central density squall rock earth

require much skill so with motto for

note how even I don coyote have a bit of

difficulty Hassan Sancho we must locate

the Royal scepter posthaste

you mean that Royal scepter oh good work

I myself could not have done better

let's go snatch it then katana here hold

with this creation of incentives we can

bring the scepter to us Oh progress it's

wonderful with this magnet no one will

ever know we were here no one that is

but this Royal Guard you're probably

wondering what we are doing here well

you mean it this one on DC that's no

card you're quite right that you know

and then let's counter if wrapper curses

if I can't become King one way then I'll

do it another

he went that way BC might make a speaker

pursuit maybe that's why we're did riff

raff a comb AHA all the way to that

villain is fighting behind door well

that closet put up a good fight hmm well

we can chalk that hiding place off our

lives

gee we've looked everywhere for riff

raff for DC naught everywhere sancho

perchance he is hiding at the top of

this power ouch beware of the low

ceiling fan Joe that's not the ceiling

DC this must be the Royal bell tower

but no riffraff Oh

maybe we can spot him from up here

alas no I fear our quarry have eluded

even my diligent efforts if quarry means

with r*fle I think he's making a

diligent effort on his own he's aiming

at the king sound I must stop him

my keen eyes say food yes a bit left of

the fracture

where is vinceti

this is his last chance wait lifeline is

as the 8th inventor

well done you are truly a master of your

flying machine

at last the king and the throw door in

my sight once I dispose of the king I'll

steal the Royal scepter and I will be

king and make you the national bird in a

few seconds my pet I shall get what I've

long deserved come back you'll miss all

the fun so you'll see your highness

without Vincent these brilliant

inventions count riffraff 'l would now

be sitting on your throne Vanzetti is

step forward allow me to escort you I

can't do it myself in appreciation I

proclaim you winner of the contest and

Court inventor with flexible hours and

fringe benefits I only want one fringe

benefit sire that this buffoon

never be allowed inside of a castle

again

tis wonderful to be so complement

complement it but instead he banned you

from the castle of course I gave him the

confidence to no longer require my

assistance