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01x13 - Who's Got the Genie

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Don Coyote and Sancho Panda". Aired: September 16, 1990 – December 8, 1991.*
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Don Coyote is a swordsman who travels the land in search of adventure, with the help of his noble horse Rosinante, Sancho Panda and his cynical donkey, Dapple.

01x13 - Who's Got the Genie

Post by bunniefuu »

thank you

the magic of the fee of sound the third

dumb coyote

a chance to rob the water's edge

to fill the fees spray in your face

the chance to get drowned if you're not

careful

chicka-boom I've heard seahorse but

never see down but gift from the deep I

could use some dry clothes

a flagon such as essential may contain

some ancient nectar

perhaps a message from from Shiprock dog

looks like he said the messenger oh that

feels good I've been crammed in there of

thousands and who are you good sir

Puccini Don Quixote's regal Jeanne right

fellow but enough you let me out of the

bottle so I'm your genie your wish is my

command

you hear that Don Quixote start wishing

this is our lucky day

and I bet I know what you are the usual

a fortune in gold I am a knight sir I

have no need for wealth

I got enough need for both of us all

right

perhaps some dancing girls I can live

with that

or I could give up being a horse for

that you got that right young damsels

are most fair Jeannie but I wish them

away oh really

I never did have much luck with women

what I wish for if for you Jeannie to be

back in the bottle so be it master if

you have any more wishes you know where

I am I'll work on him Sancho an

incredible gift such as this should

belong to only one person for King why

doesn't that surprise me it kills me but

it doesn't surprise me you sent for us

line we go my trusted me Prime Minister

I wish to eliminate hunger for our

subjects a worthwhile wish your majesty

and then we'll eliminate him I said your

wish is my command your majesty

it says it all horn - enter Don Quixote

a fanfare worthy of a night blows and

Joel there must be some way to seize the

throne so I can become king I don't

trust Prime Minister's Sancho perhaps it

needs more Fortezza mama for to the no

no just blow it louder

I'll try Don Quixote ah I see you've had

a hair-raising experience but if I may

I'd like a word with my lord the king he

is busy there must be some way to get

rid of the king but first I've got to

get rid of this idiot I have a gift for

the king I said he's busy

this Creole bottle is a gift it has a

genie in five did you say genie back in

I'll grant you any wish you're very kind

but I have no need for wishes my only

wish is that you give this to the king

the King thanks you just subjects thank

you and most of all I thank you and this

bottle is my ticket to the throne you

really think there's a genie in it don't

you hey where's the other guy the one

with the moustache and the pointy ears

he left split pike and now since I set

you free you belong to me now tied rules

are rules

your wish is my command you can have

anything you desire

I gotta see it to believe it I wish you

were toad

okay okay I said I'd like to see that he

turn him back to the toad he was I love

it I love it now pop in it's time for

you to do your act for the King Sancho

how often does the humble servant such

as I don äôt give such a gift to the

king I wish I could have said never with

him it's always just to see the king

faith when he sees the surprise we left

your surprise for me yes indeed sire oh

goody I love surprises you really love

this one what does this mean it means

I'm in and you're out what I wish I

would you sure you want to do this yes

ok ok don't yell I'm not finished

the fair Luiza will be my bride to

better my dear than to be married to the

king and I am The King I'd rather be a

scullery maid then you know what you'll

change your mind when you're up to your

ears in some thoughts grant a wish TV

and send him with her

I'm sorry father if I had married

Rodrigo we wouldn't be in this mess

you call yourself a witness

laughter II knew I had call myself again

well I call you out of work

oh how nice a most welcome welcoming

committee and take with you but we have

m*rder*d yet that's why they call it

fast food Hey look what a surprising

resemblance to King Philippe excuse me

but why four is a king working as a

short-order cook I guess some fool gave

Rodrigo the Prime Minister a genie and

this is the result from fool what fool

would ever be so stupid so ridiculous to

complete you i'm syrup with an honest

mistake and i found to you fire as

sheriff my name is don quixote oh yes

it sure is my name is Don coyote you

shall again where the wrong

the caf-co life beyond yonder

it's right over me they come to those

aren't soldiers the peyote their goats a

mirror up the co illusion we'll be happy

to get all the tribulation

hey over here

Thunder phone friend and phone you're

the chaney how clever for jeannie's to

come in different fibers see and

different that's guises sure Shh I'm a

w*r this loser you suck me with this new

king Roderigo is for the binds and not

for the petals I didn't you got it

fear not I've come to depose Rodrigo and

return Felipe to his rightful throne he

nice try but one wish and Europe a-boom

a-boom

forget it on peyote what can we do

your only chance is to get me back in my

bottle then I won't have to grant his

wicked wishes Oh

Rodrigo's calling me staccato

it's an unmasking move sale at the

castle where is that no-good lazy genie

sorry

it's about time you showed up I've been

paging for hours where's my tribute it's

on the way mm how's my schedule coming

Oh young giant assaulting young peasants

no master

it's just a statue of the new king

Rodrigo producer

another giant frankly

King Rodrigo isn't going to like this

let me see that you know but they'll

take my word it looks just like you well

if there's nothing else I'll be going

just a minute

I want the castle moved to a more

romantic setting for the princess

goodbye Don coyote

there's an empty lot right down the

block I want it by the seat yes one

oceanview coming right out you can find

us at the peak

retreat by job the Kings Camco going boy

for once you got it right Don coyote I

hate the beach

try the mountains oh right like a knife

in King same castle

no direction

sorry I took the wrong term this is our

champ

we must sneak into the casco and restore

the genie to earth bottle but how are we

going to get in there it is pop the cork

I'll hop in vain you let me out and I'm

yours to command

never you're mine return the bottle you

mangy mark get serious I wish these

fuzzy wuzzies into the dungeon but leave

his lands here sorry guys it goes with

the job no more tricks

bring me the princess and their next

king maybe she the plans to face my

marriage to the princess as if you

didn't know no way no how no time you'll

beg to marry me when my old buddy and I

are through with you we're going to get

out of here Tom coyote never say never

my dear Oh Joe

Rodrigo is going to marry or we sell a

few minutes you must stop the whole lien

as soon as I devised an escape from this

dreary dungeon Oh Oh God yoky again it's

me the cheese there isn't much time open

the door and whistles your

transportation will be ready hey you

forgot your key you'll forget the keith

on peyote we've got to stop the wedding

Wow in magic cotton and my trusty hand

things are looking up at all

begin the wedding large

Jadey there must be some way to stop

this monster from marrying my daughter

either the wedding is on Oh your head is

off soon my blushing bride

thank you mrs. Queen Rodrigo yeah where

are Don Quixote and Sancho maybe they

could stop it I'd better storm the hold

everything master I bet you forgot the

ring you're right I did I wish and one

more thing do you Rodrigo take this

beautiful princess to be your wife -

yeah yeah I do

come on double time are the racks and

some screws to inspect Luiza do you take

this king to be your lawfully wedded

husband

come on pick up the tempo that's easy

for you to say

looks like man a new beginning

you're all history babe don't count the

bottles per encore

hi guys looks like we've got it here's

the week

when eat it swallow it

bubble Horrors notice jackass hello here

comes another

Oh

like I wish every one of them would turn

into a hey I'm working for somebody else

now bad or mean that case let's see now

I want to wish for good ones

why don't you wish everything was the

way it was

Sancho it's my wish I wish everything

was the way it was before your wish is

my command master valuable for that you

can I have my own job the best no I've

got another position for you fede do you

mean like caretakers not exactly

thanks for all your help if it weren't

for you I'd be married to that Roderigo

Schmo it's all the day I mean a night's

work you've been a valued ally to me but

the time has come for us to part there

are others far more needy than us who

require your services

we are need at all I bet you're fun to

do

genie I'm gonna miss you guys the dream