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01x11 - Don Coyote and the Masked Avenger

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Don Coyote and Sancho Panda". Aired: September 16, 1990 – December 8, 1991.*
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Don Coyote is a swordsman who travels the land in search of adventure, with the help of his noble horse Rosinante, Sancho Panda and his cynical donkey, Dapple.

01x11 - Don Coyote and the Masked Avenger

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you may not know where he's going

but assured a hurry to get there I was

just thinking that's bad but perhaps

there are no more quest to be that's

good

that perchance hmm we've upped the last

of the downtrodden hey hope you're right

that makes two of us three huh

I didn't hear anything just as I thought

Sancho a maiden in distress

see I see tis all in a day's work my

fare Danville stop stop who is this

cubby thanks for ruining the rehearsal

whoever you are no no no no don't thank

me and I am done coyote are you all

right I am done coyote are you all right

oh I am

I'm done coyote is he all right what

about the lumps on my head

look you're interrupting a play

rehearsal the perils of Portia if the

young lady is in peril I shall save her

thank you but the parts already cast now

beat it be sure to let me know if I'm

needed

get this pest out of here just call done

Rosa Thomas Bruno places places everyone

for another rehearsal

Oh smart that coyote is starting to get

on my nerves

yeah I think it's time I did a little

flamenco dance on his face ah there you

are my floor color I mean I follow fair

I mean like what fair flower

stop stop listen whatever your name is

your presence is starting to wear a

little thin you you ruined a rehearsal a

costume and my patience the tongue

coyote does not see come soon I want no

dough the deed itself is ample room Imam

renew man Amina I don't know if I can

take any more of this hey that coyote in

the Crusader costume is making me crazy

too

once you gotta relax relax look at me

I'm a mess

that guy's wrecking my acting career

you're just passing as an actor remember

okay okay but a man's got his pride

listen once we finish robbing this

one-horse Hamlet blind you can buy your

own acting company but that's the dream

tomorrow tomorrow tonight as soon as the

jeweler closes he's young when remind me

to snatch that clock when we leave

Tonto my friend shall we explore the

wonders of young village sounds

perfectly harmless to me Don coyote

that's always a bad sign you know

I guess we tonight

but a to us

and so another date another team it has

been a day of sea yes indeed another

deed like those and we'll all be dead

faith we wait make way for the masked

Avenger you give new meaning to the term

breaking and entering now come on let's

get the loot and get out of here Oh

central you found a new hat must be

coming I think I'm going to need a new

head there's enough goodies in here to

set us up for life all we gotta do is

get it open

I don't care how you do it

just fix it fast and ruin proof

Santo but many have fainted done coyote

at your service

it is only a dummy Dante ot you're

questioning her intelligence when we

don't even know the lady hey what are

you doing with my gummy now he had the

right to say it

he knows her be happy with your white

bird and remember still waters run deep

relax with you we got time

and in our vent for the evening

I don't think so Don coyote the sign

says no vacancy which means we sleep

with a haystack at least we can have a

snack before bed

it would appear Sancho and so everyone

is already sleeping suppose we find a

nice quiet barn it'll be quiet for sure

Don Quixote nothing ever happens in this

town because we've never been here

before

what was that

instead cake and it's got company we

better get out of here while they are

taking the heat we'll take a powder what

do I do

or have a trouble zero I defend on earth

right wrongs fly dragon and nearly

behead guards we better get out of here

before somebody gets k*lled like us

do you see what I see it's just a guest

on coyote but I don't think so I'm a

favor from the serpent stay here at all

can I stay too

what

now is mr. sir for the last time I'm

quitting

not yet I have a plan like what our

friend Don Quixote is gonna pull a

jewelry heist themselves tonight only he

doesn't know it and to my boy this is

the life and there's something terribly

wrong with those two laughter types I'll

say they're the worst actors I've ever

seen

Yeah right what were those actors doing

sneaking out of that alley tonight maybe

we are tell Don coyopa good idea but he

doesn't speak horse but I sure

hello there gorgeous looking for someone

like maybe me why was she not coming

with us because Oh m*rder do me up Oh

this is no rehearsal these boys are real

crooks we did it rich yeah and now we're

gonna fix that coyotes wagon once and

for all we're gonna make sure we leave

some incriminating and stick them with

his own lands ours you guys the next

time you hear an a remember to tell me

no I have known you to do a lot of

things with your plants fungi Odie but

never to lose it it's a catastrophe

we need Sancho is exactly how central a

damsel in distress

and me without my Lance I guess we're

gonna have to forget about this one Don

coyote

there's the flannel you want yours

ah my wayward lend you shall be randomly

rewarded my good fellow thank you to

enjoy our scrumptious accommodations

I'll ring a horsey least they could have

done is offer a separate selves I don't

get it

the Coyotes in jail so why are we

leaving I speak up what we can't what

that's why but I still wanna be a star

I'll show you starts okay I'm leaving

I'm leaving

oh I'm so sorry I made you drop all your

jewel

when ii don coyote isn't the thief you

are sorry honey but you know too much

you're coming with us the serenity that

the serendipity that Serengeti are the

peace and quiet of a sabbatical Don

Quixote was central to rooms much bigger

than mine I'll have you out in no time

Don Quixote I'm really not in the mood

underlay ha ha Seabiscuit he ain't come

on

mas rapido I'm not going any fast no way

no how I just don't feel bad that's it

faster I think I should have next time I

used it all who's gonna help you know

that comical coyote

Don Quixote ain't definitely don't think

that's the dinner bell ronzo it's the

church bell the montage

sample WHMIS think of a way to tell Don

coyote who the real crooks are but Eden

Eden understand you say there's been a

jailbreak you mean the coyote do you

think we can suddenly just a little

faster than coyote no reason my friend

the real crooks it's time to take

matters into our own lives

did you hear part that's not yet maiden

in distress

giddyup he says

chicka-boom

it's the guys they must be on to us I'll

find a place to hide you shut that Dana

what central reinforcement my best

signal them

well I guess we fool those Stooges

what's that noise Oh No make way for

dumb coyote hey gods we caught your drop

boy yeah yeah

here's your coyote thank you get that

goony bird back in his cage I assure you

gentlemen that I need North Ithaca say

aren't you the masked Avenger oh yes yes

I am

I've been trying to catch you work in

your play I hear you're great oh she's

just rehearsing for a lot she's quite

the actress by the venture oh yeah oh

it's now or never

well I guess I'll be seeing you on the

stage

from the jewelers when I thought done

coyote was slow to catch on that means

you too can arrest

what about my acting career maybe

they'll put a star on yourself

hey that was a pretty good rescue for an

amateur amateur rescuing damsels his

life's work oh thank you my adoring fan

Don coyote