03x06 - Between an Asteroid and a Hard Place

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michelle

is this your dog here in the rubbish bin

what ms pretty pretty is in the garbage

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oh hello love what's at your munching my

granny

jason what i made that myself

just you wait i'll get you back if it's

the last thing i do

oh revenge tastes sweet going down but

turns bitter in the stomach you don't

understand

he's always tricking me i'm gonna pay

him

back it's all right to be upset when

someone hurts you

but you shouldn't hold on to your anger

you remember what the good book says

yes well which part

i was thinking about the verse do not

say i'll pay that man back for what he

did

if your enemy is hungry give him food to

eat if he is thirsty

give him water to drink in doing this

you will keep burning coals on his head

and the lord will reward you well i like

the burning colds part

oh not real coals of course deary that

part means that if you're nice in return

it will make them feel bad about what

they've done and what's the point

the point is we shouldn't try to get

back at people even if they've hurt us

the better thing to do is to continue

being kind to them

especially if they're in need that will

be punishment enough for them

still doesn't get my brownie back

don't worry sweet kings i'll make you my

special persimmon nut crunch dandies

this afternoon

that was a mean trick jason t conrad

i'm sounds like a mission

really what is it we're going to go look

for

your brain

let's sing a little song with eight

little words but a rocket ship

and flightless birds

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kevin

three two

one

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wow

oh i suppose you're wondering what this

is all about

kinda yeah well so far i've been able to

set a record of 87 spins in one minute

the mission captain the mission yes

well um cavetus has been seen in

our sector and word has it that he's

once again

after our no what's it called again

uh gleason right so we're going to use

this

gleezel to lure him to us and

capture him but you said he helped

invent it

can't he just make his own actually he

only helped develop the key component

this the metric magnetic matter

disperser or

mmd for short and just for safety we'd

like you to hang on to this

well until we find him may i be excused

you see i'm kind of on a mission of my

own

going to make some of your delicious

brownies rydo

off with you little miss cadet just keep

a better eye on them when you're done

this time

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um captain i've got a little

recon mission mind if i sounds important

you'd better hop to it

trick me willy i'll pay him back for

what he did

water juice squirt cheese and chocolate

sauce

when i'm done jason will know the wrath

of

shell

brownies will just have to wait

the minute he walks by blamo

jason's gonna get it good

time just too under your record sir

i won't rest until i break 87.

oh it still feels like the room is

spinning

we're under attack captain when did we

get the new screens

i didn't authorize that it's baron von

cavinus he authorized new screens

how is that possible we're under attack

by the baron

and after he gave us new screens of all

the lowdowns oh take an evasive action

good idea

prepare to fire the supersonic glue g*n

when i am done i will have your easel

and finally become huge

oh just as i did there's no time to

waste

capitus has perfected his supersonic

glue g*n quick

everybody get out your craft supplies

cross your flippers everyone and hope

this works

vigil you're a genius how did you know

how to counteract the baron's weapon

elementary really i just remembered the

ancient writings

i'm rubber your glue whatever you throw

bounces off me and sticks to you

shall we pursue captain whatever for

he's dangerous

uh well we've got him right where we

want him

and it's our mission remember

of course it is vigil prepare to board

that ship

where is he i've been waiting in here

forever

where is she i've been waiting in here

forever

uh mr barren sir we may have the

teachiest little problem

what is it number one oh why don't you

tell him number two oh no

last time i brought bad news to the

baron he shrunk my underwear three sizes

too tight

you tell him tell me what oh

well you see sir not to upset you or

anything but the glue from our

supersonic glue g*n has jammed our

engines

yeah ah and we're sort of heading

directly into an asteroid belt

well gentlemen the pleasure has been all

yours

so do we all get one of those impact

with asteroid belt in 30 seconds

seriously though where's our escape pods

if i were a betting penguin i lay down

some serious kerubles that the barons on

that mini cruiser

as his ship is directly in harm's way i

would heartily concur

good one less evil henchman in the

galaxy

again captain our mission is to capture

him

great space quarks you're a genius

doctor after him

the shield is down retreat get us out of

here

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well not to gloat but i think we finally

got baron von cavitz where we want him

exactly how so from all appearances

the baron is trapped in that asteroid

hmm i suggest that we send a space probe

in to investigate and determine for sure

that he is there

brilliant hold the ship hostage if he

won't cooperate

firing space probe one

hello what's going on

jason this is not funny

i'm really gonna get you now

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all right the probe made it as soon as

it drills to the center

we'll make contact with cavities and

demand that he give himself up once

and for all um how do we get to him

we'll figure that part out later

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how did you get in there i was hiding

trying to get back at jason

but enough about that help me

it's baron von cavitus get me out of

here

of course we can use the you looking for

this

oh just calm down and get me i'm afraid

that's rather problematic dear

you see our shield is down and we can't

get to you here's an idea

don't worry we will but until then lay

low

whatever you do don't let him know

you're there

too late hmm one of the humans

here i shall make you one of my minions

wow this is awkward guys

he stuck against the wall of the

asteroid

the asteroid is most likely highly

magnetized what a stroke of luck

his metal armor will be held tight hang

on michelle

we'll get you out of there do me a favor

and hurry

there's no way we can get her out of

there there's got to be

i know use that gleason thingamabobber

hey has anybody seen michelle

i'm afraid she's trapped inside a

magnetic asteroid with the baron von

cavinus

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yeah good one very funny

michelle michelle

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michelle get her out of there we are

working on it jason

first we need to repair our shield kevin

what supplies do we have

a little patch isn't gonna hold we need

something bigger

oh now if we only had some sort of glue

to hold the patch in place

do you think our enemies would help us

hello abandoned crew this is captain

sigil of the

federation we come in peace

oh he's a what exactly

just peace captain uh evidently

just peace you need to save the baron

and we need to save a member of our crew

we can't do it separately but if we work

together we can both win

what do you think we are dum-dums the

minute we help you

you'll attack no we won't i give you my

word uh

your word's not good enough how about my

word

and uh a toaster

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actually this could be very interesting

i shall soon free myself and when i do

you shall feel the wrath of baron von

cavitas

revenge will be mine

what else you got i shall rule the known

galaxies and you will feel the heel of

the boot

of overwhelming defeat yeah

yeah crushing defeat got it

stop that i mean it stop it

ten points your turn

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so

we prepare our shield michelle hold fast

we'll save you before you know it

save you i hardly think so

seriously i'm absolutely parched

might i have a spot of water and some of

those

chips you're kidding right after the way

you treated me

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now are you gonna give me what i want or

do i have to bite you

you're yeah you're adorable i am not

yes you are you're the cutest widow team

who's a cute widow hamster who is enough

just give me food and drink and leave me

alone why should i give you anything

you've given my friends in trouble for

so long

i'm stuck on this asteroid because of

you oh

boo-hoo do you know what i'm missing

back home

grandma's persimmon not crunch dandy you

should thank me for that

i happen to like her treats and the

cottage

and the attic they're keeping all that

from me

and i'm a genius stuck in a hamster's

body

life's not fair you're a mean evil

little

hamster and you'll get nothing from me

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initiating docking procedures good good

and you evil henchmen are okay with this

right oh we could do with some toast

though

oh oh and just a spot of jam turning and

backing up

talking in five seconds

hey i've got an idea if you promise to

give up being bad

i'll give you all the food and water you

want huh

i'd rather starve than help you be glad

i don't blast you all into another

galaxy

you're just mean i'm only mean because

of the way i've been treated

i am mean so i can get revenge

grandma said something about revenge

hmm if your enemy is hungry give him

food to eat

if he is thirsty give him water to drink

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well i suppose it's always been about my

size

the other geniuses made fun of me even

dr fidgel

well no not hedge don't you ever want to

stop being

evil and just have a friend i don't need

friends

someone to have a picnic with play

ringtoff

i said no i think that's sad because

what good is taking over the known

galaxy if you don't have anyone to share

it with

yeah last someday when all this is over

oh would you consider maybe yeah if

you're not too busy

having another picnic with me

of course i would and i could bring

dessert

i make a mean brownie are you smiling

no okay if you say so listen

i'm still evil but if you'd like

i could be a friend you would you will

that's fantastic

now thank you mr baron von cavitius

oh you can call me bert

thank you bert i've done better than

capture you

i befriended you i'm still a bad guy

yes you are who's the bad widow dictator

you are

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[Applause]

what's happening

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oh jason i'm so sorry i tried to get

revenge on you

i let my anger get the better of me and

it just got me into more

trouble i'm sorry i was mean to you in

the first place

i won't ever do it again i'll forget

about it

bert's agreed to be friends amazing so

we don't need to capture him

let's get him on the communicator post

taste

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do you not know that i the

goodbye penguins out of respect for

saving my ship

and crew i won't blow you into another

galaxy

this time

hey cheer up michelle we'll get cavities

someday at least you managed to keep the

golezal away from him

so baron do you think we should go back

and attack the rock hopper

yeah after all they are your sworn

enemies

yes certainly but not today

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hmm

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you okay i just thought bert i mean

the baron had changed who knows

maybe he did but grandma was right

it's okay to be upset with someone who

has been

mean to you but seeking revenge doesn't

solve anything

but i'm proud of you you were kind even

when it was difficult to burnt

and to me it's better to be kind no

matter what

and not hold on to your anger besides

revenge isn't really so sweet after all

right you are about that

now are you muffins ready for something

that is sweet

yes ma'am you bet well

dig into my persimmon nut crunch dandies

only one mind you i don't want you to

spoil your appetites

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so

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