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03x05 - Do Unto Brothers

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "3-2-1 Penguins!". Aired: October 6, 2007 – November 13, 2008.*
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Twin siblings Jason and Michelle are spending the summer with their British grandmother, who they call Grandmum, in Pennsylvania's Poconos region.

03x05 - Do Unto Brothers

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chow time harold

come and get it want some candy

now now no candy harold gets fish food

and you get grandmom's kidney relish

rhubarb pie

be thankful you're a fish

something terrible has happened what's

wrong pumpkin

i can't find miss pretty pretty that's

the terrible thing

give me a break come on cupcake she must

be around here somewhere

i'll look in the kitchen that reminds me

bird watching when miss pretty pretty is

missing

i just remembered i lost my baseball

glove

so i was looking for it yeah i can see

very helpful hey i was looking for not

in the fridge either love

grandma jason's doing zippo to help me

find my dog well she's not helping me

find my baseball glove either well now

here's an idea

what say you two work together you'll

get the job done twice as fast that way

work together why don't you remember

what the good book says

two are better than one because they

have a good reward for their hard work

yeah but i'm not done crumpet

one of them should fall the other one

can raise his partner up

work together you'll both be better off

for it

but he doesn't help me and she's no

partner

oh that kind of attitude will land you

both in a sea of troubles

you're in the same boat might as well

work together

calm down now where's the captain

kidnapped

gone

[Music]

let's sing a little song with eight

little words but a rocket ship

and flightless birds

[Music]

nigel

vigil

[Music]

kevin

three two

[Music]

one

[Music]

kevin who kidnapped your fidget friend

major

[Music]

right now you charade and i'll guess we

can't fight cowardice alone

he's too big he's too mean this isn't

our job

we're toast since you're very good

oh want me to do vigil i

say oh chum ha that was great me next

we have a big problem here in case you

didn't notice

kevin how do you know cavities kidnap

the crew

save us cadets save us cadets

save us cadets

save us cadets save us cadets

i'll save you and your little dog too

you have a dog hey can you get us to the

comet lounge

you want a snack at a time like this

no for saul we need a wise man to help

us

you can fly this thing right

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

look a comment lounge takeout menu

there's a map on the back

follow this

[Music]

i can't believe cameron has captured us

well i can't believe we fell for the old

watch out there's a monster behind you

trick

i can't believe the pillow's in this

place cavanus

hello quiet

may i remind you that you are not guests

but

prisoners

nobody asked you to kidnap us what are

we doing here

anyway besides driving me crazy when

your large compatriot comes to save you

i'm going to steal the gleasel

[Laughter]

it could happen you think kevin's gonna

figure out where we are

he's a sweet bloke but he can barely tie

his shoes

i in my evil brilliance took care of

that

[Music]

kevin found this map in his peanut

butter sandwich

see there's an extra cavities took them

i think vigil drew it as a clue

actually i figured that part but we need

you to come help us saul

oh i don't know

i got my lounge and it's bowling night

if you don't come all i've got is kevin

but you have each other you're a team

right

i'm not on his team and i wouldn't be on

yours even if he

asked now kids that's no way to treat

each other

if you're gonna get through this you've

got to work together

[Music]

i'll go i'll go you two will never

accomplish anything if you can't get

along

we're in an unusual part of space known

as the galaxy

the galaxy i get it

it's like an ocean in space neat

have you been here before song uh no

i just heard about it from captains who

come to the lounge

where exactly in space have you been

solved oh nowhere

good call jason we're being led by a guy

with less experience than we have

like you had a better idea how can you

help the rest of the crew

if you can't even get along like

partners

now if we plot a course straight between

this star

and that small planet we should get to

the x

has that whirly shape over there

hey you know what that is it's a jelly

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

wormhole

incredibly rare i've read all about them

[Music]

i can see through it just like a window

and look what's on the other side isn't

that sigils hair gel

and that's vigil scanner

wrench cavities must be holding them in

there

we have to dive through that wormhole

and save our crew hold your seahorses

ships that go through wormholes are

known to disappear without a trace

sounds like a shortcut let's motor kevin

take the bug hole thingy michelle i

told you ships go in and don't come back

we should go around

come on jason you're with me right we go

through the wormhole

no i'm with saul what about that working

together stuff

i'm working with saul michelle and

you're not much help

working together is give and take now

most importantly you two

really need to agree on the best way to

do this and help each other

if you want this to work well i'm with

you

you're voted two to one what about kevin

now what more completes this pillow's

way too soft

it's playing havoc with my back what do

you want room service

you are prisoners this is a dungeon

plus i need a comb my hair gel back and

a change of socks

all right guys and do you have any other

magazines i've read all these i'd like

the sunday times crossword puzzle

no absolutely not we've had enough

we had it up we batted up all right

fine stop it i'll get your coleman

high maintenance ones

work together what a traitor

agreeing with saul instead of me well

i'm not taking this lying down

[Music]

i can't just watch our chance float by

waiting to be a team

oh

[Music]

i was trying to help by going around

good driving kevin you must be getting

the hang of this

uh oh we're not out of trouble yet in

fact

i'd say we're on the hook more than ever

what a catch put them with the others

[Music]

i'm not sure i can get this it's

[Music]

[Music]

complicated

[Music]

oh we were just stepping out for those

magazines mate

we really blew it oh don't say that

did you happen to bring any argyle socks

no you're right

you really blew it thanks for

nothing at least i was trying to help

but instead of going around the wormhole

and sneaking up on capitus

we got sucked into his trap now calm

down there kids

part of working together means no

blaming now let's work together to

figure out a solution to this problem

i gave up bowling night for this you

think that's bad

way to try these pillows we have a much

a bigger problem old boy

bigger than squishy pillows burt is

going to get his hands on the galeesel

he's going to make himself huge

final delisa slimy one right

uh what's it look like oh must i do

everything it looks like a galeazel

everybody knows that

why don't you help us look after all two

are better than

one hey uh took a leisure

nothing can stop me now

[Music]

kevin where did you get this oh

it broke off am i in trouble

really i like dancing as much as the

next bloke but now's hardly the time

this is the metric magnetic matter

disperser without it the gleason is

useless

[Music]

where's the metric magnetic matter

disperser

let us go maybe we can find it

[Music]

ah guys aren't you gonna hatch a clever

plan to break us out

they might not but i will

this cell was built to hold penguins not

kids

oh fine you get out but what about us

some plan

i'll get the key from that worm guard

then i'll come back for you

i hear the two are better than one you

know

wait a second you can't do that by

yourself

i'll sneak up behind him when i give the

signal

make some noise when he's distracted

i'll grab the key you're supposed to

help me

not boss me around you distract him

and i'll grab the key fine but we have

to

find him first

there's nothing like a little bad

behavior to put the wind back in my

sails

we caught them trying to escape ha these

two

escape never all they do is bigger and

fuss

bigger fuss absolutely

that's why i always win because you two

don't know how to get along

you should have helped your sister kid

now you've made a mess of things

leave him alone he was trying to help us

avoid that wormhole

i was working by myself and got us into

this mess

i'm sorry jason i should have known that

you were trying to help me instead i got

us in a real jam

that's okay sis i should have tried

harder to help you too

oh boo hoo if i had worked together with

my friends i wouldn't be where i am

today

but maybe then again i might have some

friends if i did

take them below nobody's going anywhere

until i get that disperser

oh uh and give these argyle socks to

sigil

i can't take any more of his incessant

whining

[Music]

oh dear i see michelle's plan didn't

work

if we help you will you help us get rid

of cavities

what we're on your side cavities is no

friend of

[Music]

better ours together

how do we get out of here without gavin

has seen us oh

i say there's the rock hopper i've got

another idea

no offense dear last time you had an

idea well you

nearly destroyed the ship and got

everyone sucked down a wormhole instead

of going around it

i say we should listen to her working

together is give and take

she made a mistake but we should still

listen to her and see what she has to

say

after all we're a team and if one of us

falls

the other must race his partner up who's

with us

what's your plan

the prisoners are escaping get them you

slimy worms

worms oh you just can't get reliable

help these days

well after them they still have the

disperser

[Music]

[Applause]

no offense but this is icky

[Music]

[Music]

get us out of here be good enough to

hand me the metric magnetic matter

disperser will you

what's going on

i'm going to spin you like a top and

hurl you into space

surrender cabinet before it's too late

surrender i'm winning here you silly

worm

and when i'm done with them i'll deal

with you

[Music]

i think i'm gonna be you

[Music]

it

ah the giant jelly one

silly slimy worms are we

we'll see about that cabinet

[Music]

mission accomplished mitchell take us

home

oh i can do it

[Music]

[Music]

pie's almost done pickle want to come

help me take it out of the oven

no thanks i can't rest until i find this

pretty pretty

and jason's baseball glove oh they'll

show up

jason i thought we were doing this

together now if i were miss pretty

pretty

why would i run off to is this some kind

of game

because it's not very fun my hero

my great brother don't go all mushy on

me okay

where did you find her i was just

thinking about poor harold

and now we could use a friend then when

i went over to look at him

i saw your doll right there on the

bookshelf

that's right i left her there when i was

reading

oh thank you jason anyone for fresh

kidney relish rhubarb pie

thanks anyway grandma but we uh

have to go outside and look for jason's

baseball glove

both of us

and thank you for a great brother who's

more than a brother

he raises me up when i fall and works

with me like a real partner

and thank you for my twin sister who's

always there to give me a hand when i

need it

amen hey michelle

you think grandma will let us get

another fish i'm sure she would if you

had a good reason

of course i do two are better than one

[Music]

you