03x03 - Oh, Mercy!

[bunniefuu]

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hey

look what you did i'm sorry it was an

accident i don't care you still broke it

you're gonna pay for this you're gonna

have to

buy a new one michelle oh my jason

goodness gracious i was minding my own

business when michelle ripped the cord

right out of the machine

it was an accident and i said i was

sorry

can't jason just forgive me no i can't

i don't care if you're sorry it's still

broken and you owe me a new one oh you

poor lad

and you were minding your own business

too hmm

it seems i remember a time when i was

minding me own business

and a certain party put a baseball right

through my kitchen window

oh how about the time you karate chopped

me living room lamp

or the time you smashed aunt emma's pie

plate or those

were accidents listen before you go

handing out blame

you of all people should be more

forgiving blessed are those who show

mercy for they shall be shown mercy

be thou merciful just as god is merciful

any of that ring a bell yes the good

book says so

you still owe me a new controller

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hey it's about time you showed up this

is the big one hop

in

let's sing a little song with eight

little words but a rocket ship

and flightless birds

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central

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kevin

three two

one

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[Applause]

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jason can't you just taste the

excitement yeah

about what we're undertaking a new

mission a secret mission

a huge big deal mission captain the

admiral said it was a routine mission

like our mission to the dump but the

admiral gave us something to deliver

what does that tell you another trip to

the dump

hey captain you lose something all right

where is it

where's what my spheroid crystals you

mean your

marbles they're called spheroid crystals

what's going on i lost my marbles

kevin give them back

sparkly

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marbles genuine zerko kuzonians

are they valuable he won them at the

saturn carnival came in second in the

ring toss

first place was a glow-in-the-dark teddy

bear

hey i won them just the same can i see

them

sorry jason far too valuable on a

sentimental scale we're expecting

further orders from the big guy any

minute

this could be the one that puts me over

the top

you know what i mean captain siegel

admiral big guy uh

big strap uh captain sigil reporting for

duty sir

good day captain i'm sorry for all the

secrecy

you were told this was a routine mission

but in reality

it's not this is the big one i knew it

real big you and your crew will proceed

to mercy falls

to deliver a rather important package to

their kings

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it is the crown jewel the largest and

rarest emerald in the universe

worth a galaxy's weight in gold

be very very careful with it

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you can count on me sir on

to mercy falls

perfect for a moment there i thought you

were going to hit the water

all right i've got the emerald i'm only

allowed to take one person into the

palace to meet the king

how do we decide who goes by the

official federation ceremony

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one two three sh**t rock break

scissors i win i must remember to throw

something besides scissors

next i'll throw beans

okay jason stay close and let me do all

the talking hey

come on in glad you can make it welcome

to my

humble abode your reptile highness i

so want to bring me is that my rock

uh yes sir and let me say that as

captain of the uspf rockhopper and

decorated member of the united

federation

it is my esteemed pleasure and great

honor to present to you

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you broke my emerald i i i

you know how much that cost well i i

i don't think so but you sure gonna pay

for what you've done

guards get them

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hey look it's elvis

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rockhopper come in somebody anybody pick

up

oh hello captain how is the ceremony

going it must be over by now

oh yeah it's all over how did he like it

was he surprised

yeah big time listen i broke the emerald

smash to pieces

you what

i don't know you gotta help me go get

help go get admiral strap

do you read flood and clear rocket boy

loud and clear all right let's review

shall we

i get the greatest opportunity of my

life i present the king with the emerald

smash it to pieces

and wind up in jail don't worry we'll

get you out

not very luckily small fry look your

majesty

ness this is all a big mistake i'm

really sorry

i don't care if you're sorry but it was

an accident

well somebody's got to pay for my

emerald ferrous

fare so how long are you gonna hold me

your royal reptile

until you repay me i'm putting you to

work

work yes siree you can shine

shoes for a nickel down on the corner

till that emerald is paid for

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years you know you couldn't go easy on

him

i suppose you'll tell me how well

it was an accident after all your

majesty

he said he's sorry please could you show

him a little mercy

mercy as in blessed are those who show

mercy because they shall be shown mercy

do i know my bible or what yeah my

grandmom said that to me just this

morning

is that a fact oh please oh please oh

please oh please

please forgive me your gator-ness i'm

really really

really sorry

i'll never do it again i'll give you

anything else you want my bobble head

collection

my favorite blow dryer just please let

me go i'm so

sorry i'm begging you

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dr vigil to admiral's trap come in

i'm sorry the person you are trying to

reach

admiral strap is unavailable if you

would like more information

press one now

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if this is an urgent matter press two

now

if you would like to hear music while

you wait press three now

uh vigil we got problems now

good day i hope i'm not intruding

so what did you do to your grandma that

she had to remind you to show

mercy i didn't do anything to my grandma

it was my sister she ripped out a cord

from my video game by mistake

by mistake yes just like i broke your

emerald

by mistake it could happen to anyone

right

so did you forgive your sister jason uh

well not exactly

maybe i should have well okay

i'll let your friend off for now because

i trust you will forgive your sister

right say yes come on jason

i can't take being in stir lock up the

gray bar hotel uh

red bar hotel i gotta get out of here

okay i'll forgive her

maybe i did overreact a little

really

that always cracks me up

thank you your majesty yes thank you

your lizardness well looks like all our

trouble is over

this is baron von cavitus escape

is impossible what do you want

oh you penguins are so playful all right

let's see if you can guess it's

something big and shiny and very

valuable

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correct bob tell him what he's won

two marshmallow passed unless he hunts

over the emerald

you'll be covered in sugary goo

now hand over the jewel

how did you know about the emerald

every pirate ship from here to the gas

nebula knows about the crown

jewel we've been watching you and now

it's time to collect

but we don't have it as a matter of fact

the emerald is what what happened to it

uh

um zidro took it to planet mercy falls

give us a little time and have fun

hmm how much time

an hour you have five seconds

hey wait a minute you're making a

mistake

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[Applause]

did you hear something

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[Applause]

perhaps we should tidy up a little oh

fix bot

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get rid of these marbles pronto

mayday may day we're under attack chavez

is after the emerald

mayday can anyone read us

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that's not exactly what i meant

mitchell is that you captain are you all

right

yeah we're fine that king's a nice

fellow he actually forgave me for that

little accident i had

i guess you called the admiral for

nothing we never got to the admiral we

hit some trouble

trouble it wasn't that burrito you had

for lunch was it

i told you to check the expiration date

no captain it was cavitis

he's off to the emerald well he'll never

find it now

yeah i mean you should get back here

lickety-split

we're on our way

then out of the blue we were surrounded

by capitals and then kevin spilled your

bag of marbles and must have hit the

vertical stabilizer we dropped like a

stone with marbles flying everywhere

well i tell you if the thick spot hadn't

jettisoned those marbles we'd still be

wait a minute

what was that what happened to my

marbles

you what gone gone

do you have any idea how valuable those

marbles were

what they meant to me we're terribly

sorry captain but

they were only marbles my lucky marbles

the agony the shame first

jail and now this how much is a penguin

supposed to take

so you forgive us for losing your

marbles are you

nuts you're gonna pay for those marbles

if it's the last

thing you do now that's an interesting

idea

coming from you

you can be sure cavities will be coming

any moment to get that emerald we'll

hunt down ziggler because he thinks he

has it and when he doesn't find it who

knows what he'll do

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you're right we need to get sigil before

cavernous does

woke up this morning gonna polish some

shoes

you know i got trouble i got them broken

emerald blues mercy

well that's a nickel one down and 47

bajillion to go

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i sure hated to do that but that old boy

just took advantage of the mercy i just

showed him

asking me for forgiveness for his

mistake but showing his friends

no mercy for theirs but he sure did a

nice job on my blue suede shoes

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i'm bored me too what do you want to do

i don't know what do you want to do i

don't know

what was that commander strap is that

you

come to save me not likely penguin it is

i

cavators i'm going to break you out

that's very thoughtful of you

i am not thoughtful i want that emerald

do you think we ought to tell him the

emerald's broken he's going to be

awfully disappointed when he finds out

shh don't say a word no telling what he

might do

okay good idea you sure come in handy

get it handy

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hi boys what are you doing here we came

to protect you from cavities

how did you get out of prison oh gavin

has threw me a grappling hook

is that bad it's bad if you don't lead

me to that emerald

quick take these

cavities all right hold it right there

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and what do you think you're doing i

know this looks bad mate but if you let

us

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explain

so you're here to bust out your friend

with your warship

well actually that's not our warship

that's cavities he's here for your

emerald

what

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attention warship this is the uss

federation

we have you surrounded give yourself up

admiral strapped mothership this isn't

over penguins

i shall return

dr vigil sorry for the delay i just got

my voicemail

no problem admiral you're right on time

your royal highness this is admiral

strap my sincere apologies for all the

confusion

i trust your emerald got there safe and

sound well about that

your man here is in a heap of trouble

admiral your majesty i think we can work

this out

this is all turned into a big mess and

somebody

still has to learn a lesson told ya i

was talking about

you captain and me too

you see like michelle you had an

accident that affected someone else

but unlike me the king was kind enough

to show you mercy

he didn't have to that was awfully kind

of him

but then your friends made a little

mistake and what did you do

i'd rather not talk about it you refused

to show your friends any mercy after

begging me for forgiveness

it was such bad behavior i couldn't let

you off again

you did exactly opposite of what you

asked me to do

blessed are those who show mercy for

they shall be shown

mercy what does that mean it means we

all make mistakes

and sooner or later we're gonna need

somebody to show

us mercy so we should be merciful to

others

i understand that now

guys i'm really sorry i hope you can

forgive me

i forgive you after all

we all make mistakes and we need to be

forgiven with each other when that

happens

learned your lesson

you're free to go thank you

thank you very much

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um michelle i'm

sorry i got so angry about the

controller

i know it was an accident and how are

you doing that

you don't need a new controller it's not

broken after all

it's not nope it just came unplugged

no big deal oh now that's what i like to

see

you two getting along like two cheering

turtle dubs cozy in a nest

i learned my lesson show forgiveness

because we all make mistakes oh

very good jason i'm proud of you

all righty then i'm off to me garden to

trim me flora bundas and pollyanthus

wait for me what about bonsai master

gardening is more fun nice try

captain your new bonsai high score is

1 million 32 500

please enter your name captain

michelle hey can i help

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