02x10 - Invasion of the Body Swappers

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to the store later

what do you need from the store dear yes

what's that sparklight lip gloss

lip gloss whoa for your information

sparkle light tastes like pralines and

cream and has

sparkles that make your lips shine and

and

and we'll just look at her she looks

fantastic

i want to look as pretty as she does

good luck jason don't be mean

now dear lip gloss won't make you look

like her

and besides michelle i think you look

fine just the way you are

i don't for one thing i look dumpy in

these shorts

no comment now michelle you stop

talking like that you are a beautiful

girl

outside and inside but it's what's

inside that matters most yes michelle i

bet you have the prettiest guts in

town my guts oh no of course not dear

i mean your character your personality

that's the real you not the way you look

like the good book says charm is

deceitful and beauty is vain

but a woman who obeys the lord will be

honored

i i don't know what that means it means

oh there's the t i'll be right back

dearies

i still think she's talking about your

guts

that's jason and michelle the untamed

frontier of the galaxy needs you

hold on to your guts

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let's sing a little song with eight

little words but a rocket ship

and flightless birds

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vigil

three two

one

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captain's blog stardate 6.12-9

carry the two which makes it thursday

mission accomplished those words are

always sweet to my

beak this time the crew led by moi

negotiated a land for peace deal with

the belly buttonians

and the lint people now they live

together peacefully

in the naval crater on planet epidermis

um where to now captain yeah where are

you taking

us this time to the miso guapo

convention in sector nine

the what the miso guapo convention it's

the annual gathering for all users of

miso guapo hair and skin care products

let's see here they make your patented

oil control daily hydrator

sculpting gel to help energize tighten

and tone your midsection

oh and we mustn't forget the coveted

avocado body b*mb

no we mustn't do that mr guapo himself

even sent me a free sample

mwah i'd have three gobblers hanging

right now if it weren't for this stuff

sector nine it is yes siree bob and i'm

expected to give the keynote address

this year

you really mr guapo thinks that i

perfectly epitomized the miso guapo

standard of physical perfection

you know midgel you should try miso

guapo products

they would only enhance your physique

you have the right size big morals but

you need to lose a few inches in your

waist

and you jason your waist is small enough

but you need to work that chest up

and you kevin

um never mind

you are just too adorable miss pretty

pretty

look at you with those rosy cheeks and

that smooth saw skin of yours

hey where have you been looks like miss

pretty pretty

is miss cyclops now jason

well she is and i don't know why you

call her miss pretty pretty

she's a rag thing her voice chip doesn't

even work anymore

i've had her a long time she's been a

really good friend

whatever you say come on chase we need

to ready the ship

almost a sector nine all right i'm

coming

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hey mitch everything all right yeah yeah

i'm fine mitchell do you

do you think i'm pretty what

well to tell you the truth michelle i

really don't know much about that sort

of thing

to me the prettiest thing in the world

is the rockhopper

she's a beaut she is

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oh hello dear i've been tweaking the

good easel device

would you like to help me vigil

do you think i'm pretty pretty uh

well pretty is as pretty does as my mom

always used to say

ah mum was the prettiest woman in the

world

but come let's test this out shall we

kevin

come over here and lend us a hand we

need a guinea pig

i make them swoon even for a cartoon

just like george cloon e

i make the gals

i am a handsome fellow don't you think

michelle sure captain ziggle

very handsome good taste young lady

do you think i'm pretty oh yeah sure

now i'm just adjusting the energy flow

for shrinking and transporting matter

from one place to another

this should be rather painless are you

ready kevin

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ow that was painful

what's the meaning of this doctor oh no

fidget

they've switched bodies oh goodness

gracious me

cool hmm yes yes it appears there's been

an

unintended transference of brainwave

patterns most

interesting what what's happened to me

no no no no no no

no this can't be happening not right

before the mesoguapo convention

i've i've got a speech to make i think

this is what they call cruel irony

kevin stop doing that to me

oh man i'll need bucket loads of

misoguapo's avocado body b*mb to fix

this

this stuff can do miracles and i need a

miracle right now

hmm me too

take it easy there kevin you need to

watch my waistline wow

you guys have been in some fixes before

but this really takes a cake

cake no absolutely not saul

hide the cake vigil how much longer on

that galeazel uh

well hurry i'm supposed to be at the

convention in an hour um

i think it's gonna take longer than that

captain then you

have to give my keynote address kevin i

can't show up at the convention looking

like

like this but captain even though you've

switched bodies it's still you on the

inside

you don't understand saul the miso guava

conventioneers have very high standards

on physical appearance

sounds like a low standard to me easy

for you to say

and kevin i said no cake come on

let's do some sit-ups feel the burn baby

hydrates and moisturizes

i wonder what the difference is oh now

don't tell me you're falling for

ziggler's line

remember michelle it's what's inside

that counts

not how you look i don't know saul

the only thing inside miss pretty pretty

is a broken

sound chip

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welcome to the miso cuabo galactic

headquarters

remember if you don't look good you

don't look good

ah the miso guapo annual convention

a chance for the most attractive and

perfectly proportioned people from

across the galaxy

to commune and conform and direct hearty

glances at all the common

and cosmetically incorrect among us

oh i wish i was one of them oh

but master you're so cute just the way

you are

that's posturous maybe in my suit of

armor

i meet the proportional requirements to

be considered

handsome but inside i'm still only a

small

pudgy vermin but that's the way we like

you

well that's not how i like me but all of

that

will change today today mr guapo is

planning to give out free samples of his

jewelry patented avocado bobby b*mb

i must have all those tampons uh why

would you want a tube full of mashed

avocado

must i explain everything

yes very well if i have all the avocado

body bombs and

i the great and terrible cavities will

be the most cosmetically beautiful

and emotionally shallow person in the

galaxy

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here's the captain's speech kevin he

said to do it word for word

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greetings conventioneers welcome to the

misoguapo

annual celebration of beauty and

comeliness

right now i would like to introduce our

keynote speaker for the evening

a penguin who was voted the most

handsome federation captain in the

galaxy

captain zija

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oh man he'd better not mess this up

don't worry captain

it's kevin exactly vigil

how's it coming on the galeesel yeah

it's coming patience captain

patience he says i gotta get this body

in shape

well captain ziggle i presume

this is the most blind development now

not only will i swipe the coveted

avocado body b*mb

but also that capricious

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hello darling would you like to try mr

guapo's new avocado b*mb

you want to be pretty yes yeah yes

i do well then step right up darling

oh and your hair it is so

how you say ugly

where is the poof you must have poof

darling hair is not hair without proof

but first we must get rid of this ugly

doll

yes yes

absolutely

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then there was the time i lost my wallet

between my pectorals i'll never forget

i

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oh no

no not the sock

hey he's gonna do the penny volcano

trick

yes i love that trick the who the what

what's he gonna do

[Laughter]

fantastic but it always worked best with

kevin's body

ah how do you like that i didn't know

kevin could do that

ah thank you captain that was very uh

stimulating but now the moment you've

all been waiting for

the unveiling of my new patented avocado

body b*mb free samples for everyone

oh guess what i've been waiting for free

samples

at last engage megatropy

to be captured

first officer mitchell crank us up and

get on his tail the keys captain

throw me the keys i left them in my

pockets i mean kevin's pockets i made

kevin's pockets in my body

no kings they're there

ah i have you now captain sigil

as well as all of miso quapo's free

samples

cosmetic and social superiority are mine

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didn't you hear me i said cosmetic

and social superiority hey

are you paying attention you know

captain

it's really hard to reap the benefits

from gloating without a little

feedback can you contribute a little to

this conversation

hello

say that again i said we can't go

anywhere

the captain left the keys in kevin's i

mean his own pockets

i'm gonna try and hotwire this thing but

until then it's up to you michelle

okay i'll do what i can

mr sir we need to do something

away yes yes and let him go

he can keep the free captain samples

i mean kevin oh really

well you can keep them too but mr

grapple

it appears you just got a new heaven and

let me warn you

space travel can do m*rder to your hair

and try out your skin

mr guava cowardice is getting away we

have to do

something really why because

good has to triumph over bad get it

frankly no after all it is more

important to look good

than to be good what it's what's outside

that counts here

don't you agree no

no i don't it doesn't matter what we

look like if we don't do the right thing

there that's better do you see this doll

this was given to me by my grandmom when

i was just two years old

she's been my best friend for a long

time now

oh dear girl she's downright

unattractive

get a new best friend she might not look

like much

but believe me her beauty isn't in the

way she looks

but in how she makes me feel

you make me happy you're my best friend

hey how about that you can

speak again it's what's on the inside

that counts

after all charm is deceitful and beauty

is vain

but a person who obeys the lord will be

honored

am i right people

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no let's not be hasty good looks count

for something

mitchell i think you're beautiful oh

captain

you're beautiful

i guess you're right my dear i'm so

sorry for our behavior

is there anything we can do to help

yeah i don't suppose i could borrow that

but of course

oh come on captain you've got to give me

something

something like cavities i should have

known or you've been or norio

you'll never get away with this or even

any nanny poo-boo

well that wouldn't be my first choice

but hey

how did you say that without your lips

moving because

because that is not the real captain

sigil i

am you are but who

a decoy yes you've heard of duck decoys

well this

is a penguin version

very rare but your lips aren't even

moving now

oh um yes that's right

i do that a lot clever no yes

very drat a decoy a

decoy curses rats exclamations

and gesticulations expressing angry

emotion

yes that you can't do this to me not

again

not again

well i have to admit it's good to be in

my own body again

even though i did enjoy the opportunity

to do the penny volcano trick

to the penny volcano trick

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and to miss pretty pretty she taught me

a lot today

but the proper grandmom told us charm is

deceptive and beauty is vain

why is woman your grandma and very

beautiful

inside and out because she knows doing

the right thing is more important than

looking good

just remember michelle good looks don't

last

what does last is kindness love and

friendship

the things that can only be found on the

inside

you make me happy you're my best friend

sorry for what i said earlier this

pretty pretty is

kind of cool i mean cool for a doll

thanks jason pretty is as pretty does

right vigil that's right speaking of

which

i think my days of endorsing miso guapo

products

are over really captain that's great is

it because they're too focused on

outward appearances

nope because i'm allergic to avocados

it's all what's in this dip

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thank you for another amazing day and

for another lesson

i get it now it's what's inside that

counts

help me to remember that no matter what

i see on tv or

in any magazine amen

my nose is the same size i don't have

any rippling muscles

i'm gonna get you

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you