01x06 - Moon Menace on Planet Tell-a-Lie

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his path of chaos widening

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the townspeople flee for their lives screaming michelle huh oh right

the air force is powerless against the monster [Music]

e the monster rips his face off the plaque tower and sends it hurtling

through the crowd and then captain awesome swoops in and rescues miss pretty pretty

romantically michelle we're playing humongous monster not captain awesome you don't get to

make all the rules jason yeah but giant monsters don't go with superman

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grandma are you okay not to worry dear i'm fine oh i haven't seen this in ages i'm glad

it wasn't damaged it's rather fragile hey that's a cool dartboard where'd it

come from it was one of your granddad's prized possessions dear there's a photo album with it too chronicling the

event if you fetch it i'll tell you the whole exciting story

let's sing a little song with eight little words but a rocket ship

and flightless birds

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kevin [Music]

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back in his day your granddad was a champion danceman found it here you go

now let's see oh here we are see there he is who are the guys in the

funny hat why those are the queen's own guards they guard her palace back in

england years ago your grandad competed with them in a tournament around the toadstool cool oh

what a contest and it all came down to a final dart granddad needed one more

bullseye and goodness that crowd was in a stir

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why the whole room

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but your granddad gathered himself and he threw that dart anyway

no one had ever seen anything like it the perfect throw

whoa awesome and you saw all this grandma of course i did pop it i took the

picture for the london evening times why here's a picture of me taking a picture of him grandma

you are so young i'm so proud my dear from that day forward they called your

grandfather the king of darts whoa is this winning dirk can i play with it me too

please scare sorry puppets too dangerous for little nippers like

yourselves perhaps when you're a bit older

now put these things back where you found them my darlings and then hurry down it's almost time for

lunch

hey michelle set that on the step there for a second okay what are you gonna do

i'm gonna throw a bullseye just like granddad but grandma told us not to play with it yeah

i know but it wouldn't hurt to throw just one dart i don't know oh relax i'll be careful just

one throw

jason [Music]

oh no it means what was that noise you can't tell what happened say it just

fell what i'm not gonna lie for you please don't make me get in trouble i didn't make you

you're the one on the show please what's happened here it fell it just

fell i didn't throw a dart at it or anything right michelle

yeah that's what happened it fell by itself hmm

well if that's your word i'll just have to believe you you will you will of course dear

because you two know what the good book says lies will get any man into trouble

but honesty is its own defense oh yeah and you know what that means right

um kind of when you tell a lie it may have seemed like a good idea

but you end up feeling like you're carrying the weight of the world on your shoulders

but you know that right right gram yum all right then put this back upstairs

then come down before your lunch gets cold okie doke

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i can't believe you made me do that [Music]

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welcome aboard cadet

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[Music] sorry we had to go easily so abruptly but we had no choice

there's a big-time emergency on the planet tell a lie that's okay where's the captain he's uh preparing

for the mission [Music]

geeky sneaky sassy

ooh classy twice as classy the giant moon of planet

slipped its orbit and he's now plummeting at an astounding rate and if we don't get there soon the

entire planet will be flattened like a flounder prepare to bring jason aboard how you

doing [Music] mitchell did we just get bored by a humongous monster

what are you talking about and i'm fidgel now then where was i in the bathroom

ah jason there's an emergency on planet teleline the moon has slipped its orbit and the

situation could cause a chain reaction a flood a fire a flat on fire

the cable could go out been there how could a giant moon just slip from its orbit it wouldn't occur

naturally the problem is emanating from the planet someone did something they shouldn't have

approaching planet teleline prepare for landing

how many points do i need well let's see 50 one more bullseye one more

point of entering [Music]

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hmm where is everybody are we on the right planet what

all right who threw this it was me who

the ouch now just one hello and welcome to the planet tele-lie greetings i am captain ziggle and this

is my crew i'd like to speak to the man in charge the big guy the top dog numero uno

the king right the king uh of course well you're in luck because i'm the king

i live in the royal palace tower i was just out for a straw with my uh subjects yep that's me

i'm the king funny you don't look like the king i lost weight and i shaved my mustache

and had my nose shortened and i'm wearing contact lenses which is why i no longer wear glasses

your majesty we must humbly inform you that your massive moon is heading straight toward

your tiny planet and we must do something before it's too late no it isn't please remain calm there is

no need to worry the danger is not imminent and you've got plenty of time to figure this out first we'll take care of the floods and

the fires then we'll get your cable back basic full package uh captain

ah yes don't know how i missed that guess you're doomed come on crew back to the ship

but captain we have to help them he'll be back i've got the keys you're all in great danger from this

giant moon above we were just warning your king what what matter of treason is this he

is not the king i am the king he's right what i thought you said that you were the king no i didn't yes you

did i did not you most certainly did it wasn't me it was you i'm gonna need the keys captain this other fella says he's the

king wait a second did you use to be a bit rounder have a bright orange mustache

glasses and a larger nose um yes yes i did your

majesty he's not the king i am the king

something's making the local royalty a little edgy huddle all right what's going on here

three kings i've heard this story somewhere captain i don't think they're really it

involves a donkey listen i think everyone on this planet is lying but why and how are we gonna find the

real king well i think if we could find the royal palace we'll find the king

but how do we get a straight answer from i've got an idea which way to the palace of tel aviv no

so paste west guys it it was

west right guys we're going west aren't

we this must be the palace tower oh no

that's not it it's much bigger than that yes and it's some blue

according to these calculations this is the only tower on the planet well yes but we have 10 more towers

planned and i'm the architect that's true

you know these tulla liars are very intelligent and perceptive darts that one told me i was the handsomest

most brilliant leader he'd ever seen the captain they don't tell the truth exactly

see they wait sir i've been monitoring my device and

whereas i thought the giant moon was falling at a constant rate i now see that it is falling very

erratically so he doesn't think i'm handsome

well we found the palace but we still have a problem we still don't know which one of these darts is the king

i have an idea your attention please i am captain ziggle your planet is in

great danger and we must speak with your king immediately which way to the real king right here

seemed to work better with that east west bank what was that look the tower has stopped the moon

[Music] that's why i built it have no fear i

used only the strongest materials in the

tower

we've got to figure out what's causing this i know what's causing it what this giant moon right here

captain i think i've stumbled onto something well you must be more careful

well according to the date on my device something that these citizens are doing right now is causing their moon to drop what uh

what do you call that device it's a frannibalistic parabulatory situated with d-class gyros and homing

capabilities i'm just going to call it carl

good people of tele according to carl you're doing something to cause this name something you do a lot of well we

arm russell a lot but you don't have any arms no i didn't say we were good at it

captain i'm prepared to postulate a definitive correlation between the rate of their verbal utterances

and their planet's approximate lunar distance see i'm not even sure some of those are

words you know i think fidgel's right every time they speak the moon drops

when did he say that never mind i'll handle this good people of tele i respectfully ask

that you all be silent [Music] well there you have it citizens we have

discovered the problem you'll be happy to know that from here on out you will be safe and sound as long as none of you speak again for

the rest of your lives ever goodbye you're welcome and please don't worry i know you're cheering for me in

your hearts problem solved i'm a genius

i'm all packed out we're doomed think everyone think wait

nope sorry nothing what are we gonna do

when you've got the weight of the world on your tower stop lying what don't you see

you gotta stop lying we're not lying

see you gotta tell the truth lies will get any man into trouble but odyssey

is its own defense it's wrong to lie and when you do it feels like the weight of the world is

at you captain jason is correct quick vigil how long can the tower hold

i i am afraid the tower can only hold for three more lies i knew that

two more lies sorry about that normally i'm not one to tell a fist

[Music] captain please we only have one more lie

look all i'm trying to say is that please please nobody tell a lie

i am the king [Applause]

[Music] it's true i am i knew i wasn't supposed

to but i couldn't resist the beautiful shiny red button the sign said do not touch under any

circumstances but i did it anyway you pressed the button that released your moon from its orbit

yes i did and then i asked everyone to lie for me so that i wouldn't get in trouble with the federation

and then we just started all the time we feel awful i know how you feel

captain it seems telling the truth makes the moon rise um thank you

everyone must tell the truth does anyone remember how to tell the truth i'm not the king

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i sleep with a binky [Music]

thank you thank you your truth and your bravery have saved our tiny planet well your

majesty it all came together when i never mind

[Music] we thank you for saving us and to express our appreciation we prepared

your ship to launch you back to the federation

hey it must feel great to come clean huh you bet it does i love my daily bubble

bath well actually i meant it must feel great to tell the truth [Music]

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nope sorry nothing

where are you going downstairs i feel terrible and i'm not gonna lie for you

anymore jason i'm gonna tell grandma the truth i'm gonna tell her what really happened

oh no you're not oh yeah why not because i am [Music]

grandma yes dear what is it dear i broke your dartboard it didn't fall by

itself it was me i threw a dirt at it and made it fall i see and then when you came upstairs

i made michelle lie for me he didn't make me grandma it was my choice i could have told the

truth up there i just didn't and i'm sorry i'm sorry too grandma very sorry

well now do you know what i have to say to that no ma'am i'm going to look you right in

the eye and say well done what what what are you talking

about it's not always easy to tell the truth and maybe it took you some time but in

the end you stood up and did the brave thing you told the truth

don't you feel better now oh yeah much a lot better because we told the truth

right grandma bullseye jason bullseye [Music]

dear god please forgive me for lying and forgive me for lying

and help us to always tell the truth please bless mom and dad and grandmom and please bless

michelle because even though i don't always act like it she's my sister and i love her and that's the truth

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now put your tentacles together and give a big old comet lounge howdy to pecos penguin and the

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round the pulpits and we'll tell you all a tale about a lonesome cow poke who rode the

dusty trail it started out in gamma gulch a beautiful little place

until the day some outlaws [Music]

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they promised they'd be back again to steal another day the desperate folks of gamma golds were

feeling mighty down they knew that something must be done to save their little town

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i uh remembered i got to go pose for a new

look constellation you don't understand i can't face those outlaws but you're the greatest hero that ever

rode the star train well uh true but it's just ah kids i'm no hero

i'm not even brave what do you mean i'm a fake a phony a bona fide two-bit

liar i made up all those stories just to sound important i can't fight outlaws i throw up before

gym class well you told the truth that was brave

yeah sure maybe i can pummel them with lunchboxes

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[Music] hey get this thing off of me hey hey

let go you crazy calamari

that he would lie no more now he's a bigger hero than he ever was before

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