01x03 - The Amazing Carnival of Complaining

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let's sing a little song with eight little words but a rocket ship and

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mitchell kevin

three two [Music]

one

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oh a swift move by lefty but mr right manages to pull back just in the nick of time lefty comes

back around and strikes again nope mr right is just too fast it's like

it's like he knows exactly what lefty is thinking i've never seen anything like it folks

these two opponents are so evenly matched this could go on for hours or days or weeks

or months [Music]

lemony

[Music] the penguins must leap into action

quickly unless they suffer the pecking [Music]

come on guys help me out there's gotta be a planet in trouble

somewhere [Music]

just get me out of here

space camp blast off to an exciting summer

[Music] great seeds did somebody say seeds now you've got the idea why don't you

join michelle and me out of the garden jason it's a perfect day to plant pumpkin seeds

granom says if we plant them now we'll have great big pumpkins at the end of the summer your sister's quite right and we'll have

loads of pumpkins for all kinds of treats pumpkin kraut pumpkin slaw pumpkin

pudding pickled pumpkin poppers and we'll pop the pumpkins later right grandma that's

right michelle what's the matter jason are you bored

too bad the video game's busted huh as a matter of fact it is too bad

because i'm bored out of my brain there's absolutely nothing to do up here why can't i be having fun at space camp

like trevor instead of eating weird grapes and dumb wrestling myself because the only other possible thing to

do is plant pumpkins or stare at the wall oh that gives me an idea i think i'll stare at the wall

[Music] touchy heavens above that's no way to

look at things is it you do know what it says about complaining in the bible don't you

do everything without complaining or arguing so that you may become blameless and pure children of god without fault in this

crooked world in which you shine like stars in the universe you know jason if you can't control your

complaining it'll spread to everyone around you and you'll be a seed of discontent

so which will it be a grumpy seed or a shining star

we will be outside if you change your mind come along michelle [Music]

why would anyone want grapes with seeds

[Music] jason t conrad we need your help

yes [Music] oh wait no we don't it appears they

simply have the batteries in backwards they're able to shave again mission cancelled

imagine that an alien race so fuzzy if they don't shave the noses once a day they risk suffocation

yup hair today go on tomorrow

jason what's wrong i was hoping to get out of here that's a very good idea

it is splendid it does seem we have the day off hey hey you know it's uh carnival season

yes how about the stockport races why don't we all go to the zoo we should visit the botanical garden

gardens great boy i sure love carnivals well there's the derby

monster trucks yeah thunderf00t what's a derby i got that ride that goes

and look everybody no hands the symphony comic-con medicine square gold

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the carnival do i get a balloon then vigil get jason in here mitchell get us

out of here kevin turn the page

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good afternoon passengers this is your pilot speaking welcome aboard fun flight 321 where your

leisure is our pleasure your flight attendant will be serving refreshments shortly

so sit back and enjoy today's onboard

entertainment [Music] seats on the ship go round and round

round and round round and round the seats on the ship go round and round

up off the ground

everybody sings

feel the beat kevin atmosphere

oh i'm so enjoying myself what do you say jason can i pick a day out or what no

complaints here mitchell i finally get to have some real fun care for a spot of pumpkin pie

and some tasty grapes uh do they have seeds don't think so who wants grapes with

seeds this just keeps getting better

excuse me kevin when you get a chance i love a fresca

coming up on planet arena and the carnival moon

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well jason i've been using my head and i think i finally got this whole landing gear thing worked out

we still need to buckle ourselves in boys federation rules

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so

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better all right crew remember where we parked section p3 let's go catch that shuttle

[Music] oh uncle blobs amazing carnival what do

you see now if you'd like to play the carnival i will show you how

uncle club's amazing carnival we want to have fun but our time to play at the carnival

house and

greetings greetings space travelers do what do i owe this most pleasant surprise

greetings my good uh sir we've come for a day at the carnival

we've got a day off [Music] sensors indicate fun

[Music] well please be sure it would be my

utmost pleasure and i would receive with the highest degree of adulation the accompaniment of your fine bevy

so you uh mind if we join you not at all not at all

right this way

[Music] my good penguins you're most welcome at my traveling carnival foreverous

exposition that it is though the amusements in store for you today will certainly entertain even the most dispassionate among you

it is with great regret that i have what a duo of blob toppers currently at hand

i'm afraid that the majority of the uh colic bourgeois currently adorn the heads of the

children already present hiya fellas please accept my apologies but as you

see i am left with but a brace great great so you got something for everybody

there's only two i believe that is what he just said

hey that's pretty sharp mitchell big pun that's a great souvenir uh about a

quarter after

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play the carnival i will show you how uncle gloves amazing carnival look the

world of tron the first fun ride we'll try at the carnival let's all go get on

oh by the way i have to say there's something you should know it's old and cheap it'll put you to

sleep so you might as well not go [Music] oh ah gee

that's disappointing did you say something

hey guys didn't you hear it's a lousy rhyme

[Music] well they're certainly not going to have any fun on a ride like that [Music]

uncle blobs amazing carnival what do you see now wanting to complain at the carnival i

will show you how uncle rob's amazing look the batsman

hopefully this will be a great prize let's all go climb in it's not untrue if i were you i'd leave

this ride alone you're much too big it's for little kids and it's boring when you're grown

boring we're too big for this ride yeah what's the story here uncle i thought we were gonna have a swell

time with this carnival complain away you little drones there's

better rides in nursing homes

i've seen a one-legged cincadian turtle crawling through a puddle of giant wizzlebee honey move faster than that

you got that right you little whiner there's a better one near ursa miner

you call that a fun ride if i want to get dizzy all i have to do is a little long division while mitchell is driving

oh that last remark was most unkind but just feel free to speak your mind

though all these rides are fun you haven't ridden one you'll find it's hard to have

much fun here once complaining has begun boy oh boy i can't believe we came here

this place is let's go to the carnival he says that's

about the worst idea you've had since landing here i wonder what's going on they're certainly not very happy

most curious how on earth could they not be having fun yeah this place is great this place

stinks i can't believe you dragged us to this boring carnival huh what are you talking to me

bronco gloves complaining carnival what do you see now it's easy to

complain at the carnival i just showed you how

[Music] what's the deal uncle bob you said this would be good

you said this was going to be fun when's the fun gonna start [Music]

now do my ears deceive me or do i have some dissatisfied customers on my hands

not to worry not to worry i've saved the best for last i'm sure you'll all find this

final attraction quite amusing space is tight so i'm afraid you'll have to go in one at a time

who'll be first this is weird we should find out what's going on right that's it step right up

right this way no way

next [Music]

very good very good right this way watch your step

bismuth the amazing juggler jason what's happening i'm not sure vigil hold

on hiya kid did you have fun at the carnival today no

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applesauce [Music]

oh

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[Music] okay you've got big trouble follow me [Music]

how'd he get up there for a big man he's got a great vertical

all right then who's next

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so did you have a look at the carnival

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today

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what have we here might you be looking for your associates

middle ziggle stop complaining you're in danger say nothing

yell all you want fellas your meter attempts at rescue are futile

they can't hear you but on the plus side you're just in time for the big finale

i want me to show you to your seats now kevin we're in peril don't be timid

gentlemen you get the best seats in the house [Music]

oh why did the boy go pity he'll miss the show i say uncle blob what is the meaning of

this what have you done with our friends and the kids i am a businessman

but you see this carnival is only a small part of my enterprise i make my fortune by depopulating

planets i get everyone to leave in a short time

this planet planet arena will undergo a mass exodus why

i'm glad you asked i turn carnival goers into seeds of discontent

all i need is a steady supply of willing participants hey i'm going too fast i can't see

i plant my little complaining seeds on a planet and that discontent grows and spreads and soon the native

population is so miserably gravy that the planet becomes uninhabitable and must be

evacuated oh dear only of course at the request of my clients who pay me quite handsomely

it's the perfect scheme nobody wants to be around a complainer after the planet is vacant the seeds are

simply disposed of and a whole new world is available for redevelopment did you say disposed of that's what i

said [Music] oh observe

it's happening already that's it keep griping keep griping

isn't it all just rodney let's see who's

the carnival next no sir i can't say that i have in fact i would have to say that my time

here was i came here to have fun and i don't recall a fun feeling anywhere

all day and frankly i don't care who i may have been in my opinion at this point oh there you are i knew you wouldn't

want to miss the fun oh i wouldn't even bother if i were you those machines are much too strong

oh if only we had some device with which to rescue jason yeah like the gleezel

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this place is

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who did

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and another thing

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put me down boy [Music]

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oh my planet it's nearly overcome by the seeds of discontent perhaps if i was

able to have a look inside those canisters to see what's causing it oh no vigil sit me down

i think i know the answer said yo mitchell pumpkinheaded kids this is jason listen

you have to stop complaining you've turned up the seeds of discontent and spreading to everyone around you

start thinking about all the things you have to be thankful for then do everything without complaining

or arguing and in this crooked world they'll shine like stars in the universe

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jason it's working

that's it guys be thankful be thankful for everything

i do like the aroma of electrified helium neon gas

well i guess being a seed encased in a canister and suspended in space by laser beams isn't so bad

my golly we had ourselves a fine day not so fast uncle blob mitchell grab him

but first if he would be so kind might you allow me to avail myself of the

um facilities oh all right but make it snappy gentlemen it has been

a distinct pleasure but i gotta go [Music]

well when you gotta go you gotta go [Music]

captain's log stardate uh kevin start eight tea time

thank you kevin the cedified pumpkin-headed children were soon returned to their original condition

a little wiser and a lot shinier and after waiting several hours i

finally determined uncle blob was not coming back from his potty break

i saw that you know that's what i like about you

guys uh what well it's

are dashing good looks no it's oh are scathing rapier wit no

it's our snappy sense of passion no now would you kindly let jason finish

well you you make a really good team you're fun to do things with i mean maybe i don't get to go to space

camp for now but i've got to look on the bright side i do get to hang out with you guys all

summer i don't think you needed to be quite so harsh with me mitchell but the lad was talking you weren't

letting him finish mitchell's right it's impolite to interrupt jason was merely trying

hold her right there it wasn't interrupting no but that was so was that but we were

i i mean he he's careful it's starting to sound like you're whining but you guys were ganging up on me

everyone stop complaining we don't want to start that again we're not complaining we're bickering being that as it may i think

it's more like quarreling oh [Music]

interruption [Music]

um [Music]

all right pumpkins nighty night time to say your prayers

dear god thank you for the sunshine and grandma's pretty garden please set my pumpkin seeds to grow real

big and thanks for all the fun i can have right here at the cottage and for helping me learn not to be a

seat of discontent please keep mom and dad safe on their trip and maybe you could help grandma and

forget about the pickled pumpkin poppers i second that amen

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that circus tent before you know it you'll receive a discontent can you tell me what went wrong

move your feet and swing along you're griping and whining about everything and complaining hips are hard to swing

you get the jump jump and run you

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when you stop grabbing it whine about everything your legs get loose and you start to swing you jump driving man now you're having

fun can you tell me where that sad face went crack the smile change style now you're content

you're singing a new song flip your feet and swing along don't be a is what scene

are you've got to be a bright and shining star when they see

you swing and smile a lot they want a little bit of what you've got now look at who you

are a bright and shining star much happier by far [Music]

a bright and shining star

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