07x25 - Super Smash Race

[bunniefuu]

- ♪ On your mark ♪

♪ Get ready to race ♪

♪ One, two, three, let's blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt, we're gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze ♪

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah, let's blaze ♪

[rock and roll music]

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

♪ ♪

Hey, guess what.

AJ and I are on a drive with one of our best friends.

The dinosaur Monster Machine--

- Zeg!

[laughter]

- Smashing stuff is Zeg's favorite thing

in the whole world.

- It true.

Zeg love smash!

- Hey, Zeg.

Check out that big pile of watermelons.

- Ooh!

Zeg love watermelon, because watermelon make big smash!

- Go for it, Zeg!

- Get ready, watermelon.

Here comes Zeg!

[laughter]

[crowd cheering] - Whoa!

It sounds like something big is happening at the Monster Dome.

- Yeah.

Come on, Zeg.

Let's go check it out.

- All right! - Whoo-hoo!

[crowd cheering]

Whoa!

It looks like a race.

- Yeah.

But I've never seen a race that looks like this before.

[rock music]

♪ ♪

- Buckle up, Monster Machines!

Because today's race is sure to be a smash hit.

To win this race, you've gotta be big and tough.

Because at any moment, the racetrack

could get blocked with blocks!

Big tall block towers.

And the only way to get past 'em

is to smash 'em!

Oh-oh!

It's the Super Smash Race!

- Ooh!

Super Smash Race have all Zeg favorite things--

racing and smashing!

- Yeah!

This race is perfect for you, Zeg.

- You should go for it.

- Zeg?

In Super Smash Race?

[giggles] This going to be best day of Zeg life.

Zeg!

♪ ♪

- Wow.

Your very first Super Smash Race.

You must be feeling pretty nervous, huh, Crusher?

- Nervous?

Ha!

Nobody around here can beat me in a smashing race.

- Gee, I guess that's true.

No one's better at smashing stuff than you, Crusher.

Except Zeg.

- Zeg?

- Zeg!

- Oh, I didn't know Zeg was going to be in this race.

Well, you know what I always say, if you can't beat 'em,

cheat 'em!

I'll send Zeg far away from this race

with my rocket pizza!

[giggles]

- Ooh!

Zeg smell pizza!

[chomping]

[giggles]

Huh, Zeg never have rocket pizza before.

Rocket pizza?

Whoa!

Whoa-h*-h*!

Whoa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

- Gaskets!

- Zeg's in trouble! - Whoa!

- Hang on, Zeg!

Ahh! - Whoa!

- So long!

Have a slice life.

[together] Whoa-oh-oh!

- Whoa!

Whoa-oh!

- Whoa-oh-oh!

Whoa!

- Oh no!

Crusher's rocket pizza took us far, far away.

- Aw!

But Zeg was so excited to be at Super Smash Race.

- Hey, don't worry, Zeg.

AJ and I can help you get back to the race.

- Yeah.

If we hurry, we can still make it back in time.

- So what do you say, Zeg?

- Zeg say Super Smash Race, here Zeg come!

- [laughs]

- [giggles]

Yippee!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Pedal to the metal, yeah ♪

♪ Come on, give me some speed ♪

♪ Gotta get there in a flash ♪

♪ And increase velocity ♪

- ♪ So hang on for the ride ♪

♪ Because we never take it slow ♪

♪ Gotta get there really fast ♪

all: ♪ Gotta, go, go, go, drive, drive, drive ♪

♪ Turn the dial up to ten ♪

♪ We gotta ♪

♪ Drive, drive, drive ♪

♪ The adventure never ends, gotta ♪

♪ Drive, drive, drive ♪

♪ Let's hit the road ♪

♪ Focus on the win, we gotta go, go, go ♪

[adventurous music]

♪ ♪

- Whee!

Zeg so excited to get back to Super Smash Race.

[laughter]

- Hang on, Zeg.

Do you hear that?

[together] Bah-ha-ha-ha-ha. Bah.

- Zeg not here cave say "bah" before.

- That's not the cave saying bah.

It's Bighorns!

[together] Bah-ha-ha-ha-ha. Bah.

- Hubcaps.

They're blocking the cave with a giant piece of cheese.

[together] Bah-ha-ha-ha-ha. Bah.

- Uh-oh. Big cheese make big problem.

- Don't worry, Zeg.

AJ and I know a way we can smash through that cheese.

- Yeah!

We just need to make a big impact.

And impact happens when things crash into each other.

And the heavier something is, the more energy

it has for a bigger impact.

- Come on, Zeg.

Let's you and me smash that giant cheese together.

That'll make an impact with a lot of energy.

- Smash together?

Ooh!

Impact gonna be fun.

- Get ready.

- Help me and Zeg make a really big impact.

Say impact.

both: Impact!

♪ ♪

- All right!

- Way to use impact, team.

[together] Bah-ha-ha-ha-ha. Bah.

- Uh-oh.

That more Bighorns.

- Yeah!

And they're blocking the tunnel with a gigantic jelly donut.

- Help us smash it with an even bigger impact.

Say impact.

[together] Impact!

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- Ooh!

Zeg see end of tunnel.

[together] Bah-ha-ha-ha-ha. Bah.

- Whoa!

But to get there, we'll have to make it

past that humongous hamburger!

[together] Bah-ha-ha-ha-ha. Bah.

- Come on.

Let's make the biggest impact yet.

Shout impact.

[together] Impact!

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

Now that Zeg's gone, nobody can beat

me in the Super Smash Race.

Right, Pickle? - [grunting]

- Pickle?

- [grunting]

- Pickle, what are you doing?

- Oh, hey, Crusher!

I'm trying to open this box, but I'm not strong enough.

Oh!

But you're big and strong.

Maybe you can help me open it.

- Nah, I don't feel like helping.

- Ah, I understand.

You're busy getting ready for the race.

No time to help lil ol' Pickle open

a box of delicious snacks.

- Delicious snacks?

Ooh!

Out of the way, Pickle.

I'm going to smash that box open

and get all the tasty snacks.

Ha-ha!

- Yay, Crusher.

I had no idea you liked peanut butter pickles, too!

- Peanut butter pickles?

Ugh!

[mumbling]

- Mmm-mmm! [chuckles]

♪ ♪

- This way, Zeg!

To get to the Super Smash Race, we've got to get

over those snowy mountains.

- Super Smash Race here today.

Super Smash Race, yay, yay, yay!

One more thing Zeg need to say.

Giant snowball comes Zeg way!

Comes Zeg way?

Ayy! Ayy! Ayy! Ayy!

- Gaskets!

Hang on, Zeg!

- Oh, man!

Those are some giant snowballs.

- If we want to get to the race,

we're going to need a special machine that can smash 'em.

- Machine that smash?

Ooh!

What that?

- We need a crane with a wrecking ball.

Wrecking ba*ls are super heavy.

So when a crane swings them, they have a lot of energy

and can make a really big impact.

- Come on.

Let's get building.

First, let's make the crawler treads.

They move the crane and help keep it steady.

To make the treads, say treads.

Treads!

Next, we need the lattice boom.

That's the part that lifts and swings the wrecking ball.

To make the lattice boom, say lattice boom.

Lattice boom!

- Ooh!

Can Zeg help?

- Sure, Zeg!

You can be our wrecking ball to smash stuff with a big impact.

- [giggles] That sound fun!

- To make Zeg our wrecking ball, say wrecking ball Zeg!

both: Wrecking Ball Zeg!

- All right!

We're a wrecking ball crane...

both: Monster machine!

- Whoa!

Looking good, you two.

- Ready to smash, Zeg?

- Zeg ready.

Whee-hee-hee-hee!

- Keep a lookout for giant snowballs

so we can smash them with Zeg the Wrecking Ball.

When you see a giant snowball, say snowball.

Snowball!

♪ ♪

- Whee-hee-hee-hee!

- Whoo-hoo!

- Great smash, Zeg!

- [giggles] Zeg make big impact.

- Keep looking for more giant snowballs.

When you see a snowball, say snowball.

Snowball!

- Zeg ready for impact.

- Whoo-hoo!

- Nice one, Zeg!

- We've almost made it past the snowy mountains.

- Yeah!

If you see a snowball, say snowball.

Snowball!

- Zeg make impact!

- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

- Yeah! - Yeah!

both: All right!

[upbeat music]

- ♪ When one thing hits another, that's impact ♪

- ♪ The greater the energy ♪

♪ The bigger the crash ♪

- ♪ Oh oh ♪

- ♪ Bang, bang, bang ♪

- ♪ Oh oh ♪

♪ Impact ♪

- ♪ When you hit it really hard ♪

♪ That can make it break apart ♪

- ♪ Whoa, impact ♪

♪ Boom, boom, crash ♪

♪ More energy makes a bigger smash ♪

♪ Impact, boom boom, crash ♪

♪ More energy makes a bigger smash ♪

♪ Impact, impact, impact ♪

- [grunts]

Oh, Crusher,

have you got a second to help me open this box?

- Oh.

Pickle, can't you see I'm busy?

I'm about to be in the Super Smash Race.

- Oh, yeah.

You've got so much going on.

I just thought you might want some of what's

inside this dessert box.

- Dessert box?

Move aside, Pickle.

I'm going to smash that box open

and get all the yummy dessert!

[grunting]

- Oh, great!

I was hoping someone would want to share my pickle ice pops.

- Pickle ice pops?

[groaning]

- [slurping]

Mmm.

Pickle-licious!

- Great news, folks!

Looks like there's time for one more racer

to join the Super Smash Race.

- One more racer?

[gasps] Oh no.

It's Zeg!

- Zeg!

- Oh, I can't let Zeg be in the Super Smash Race.

I need something that'll stop him.

Something like-- [laughs]

--giant wallbots!

[tires squealing]

- Gaskets!

Look out, Zeg!

- Wall, wall, wall, wall.

[together] Whoa!

- Uh-oh.

- Oh no!

These wallbots are blocking the road so we can't

get to the Super Smash Race.

- Zeg have idea how to get past wall.

We smash wall with big impact.

- That's a great idea, Zeg.

Help Blaze and Zeg drive really fast

so they can make an impact with a lot of energy.

Let's see.

We could go a speed of two or a speed of six.

Which is more, two or six?

Six!

Yeah!

- Increasing speed to six.

- Ooh-ooh! This gonna be fun!

- Prepare for--

[together] Impact!

- Wall, wall, wall, wall.

- Yeah!

- It worked!

- Wallbot.

- Here come bigger wallbot.

- Wall, wall, wall.

- To get past him, we're going to need more energy

to make an even bigger impact.

- Let's help Blaze and Zeg drive faster this time.

Hmm, we can go a speed of eight or a speed of four.

Which is more, eight or four?

Eight!

Right.

- Oh, goody.

Here comes more--

[together] Impact!

- W-w-w-w-wall.

[together] Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

- We almost back to Super Smash Race.

- Wall, wall.

- But to get there, we'll have to get past that last wallbot.

- Come on.

We're going to need the biggest impact yet.

- We can go a speed of seven or a speed of ten.

Which is more, seven or ten?

Ten!

Yeah.

- Increasing speed to ten.

- Wall, wall, wall.

- Time to make big--

[together] Impact!

- Whoo-hoo!

- All right, Smash Racers.

Get ready.

- Oh no.

That sounds like--

- Zeg!

- You made it, Zeg.

- Yeah.

And you're just in time for the Super Smash Race.

- Yup.

Zeg want to smash with friends.

- We'd love to.

- Yeah.

Let's race.

- Smash Racers.

On your marks, get set.

Go!

[together] Whoa!

Whee-hee!

♪ ♪

- [laughs]

Yeah!

[tires squealing]

- Whoo-hoo! - Yay!

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah!

- Whoo-hoo!

- All right!

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo!

♪ ♪

- Ahh!

♪ ♪

- Oh, how are Blaze and Zeg so good at smashing?

If I'm going to win this Super Smash Race,

I need a really, really big cheat.

Something like this!

[cackles]

- Hubcaps.

- That is the biggest block tower I've ever seen!

- But that not stop us because friends

teach Zeg to make impact.

- Yeah.

And we can make our biggest impact yet by smashing

together and going super-fast.

- Time to use blazing speed.

♪ ♪

- To give us blazing speed, say let's blaze.

[together] Let's blaze!

♪ ♪

- Zeg!

[all shouting]

♪ ♪

[giggles]

Ahh!

[groaning]

- Whoo-hoo!

♪ ♪

- We did it!

- Whee-hee!

We won Super Smash Race!

- Yeah! - Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!

Super Smash Race super fun!

- And now, folks, it's time to show

our champions their prize.

- Our prize?

- That's right.

For winning the Super Smash Race,

you've earned the one, the only

piñata trophy!

[fireworks booming]

- Ooh. Wow!

- Piñata trophy nice to look at.

But Zeg knows something he like even more.

- Oh yeah?

What's that, Zeg?

- Zeg like smash piñata trophy.

- Yeah!

- Let's do it!

Let's--

[together] Smash!

♪ ♪

[laughter]

- ♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll ♪

♪ Yeah, we're ready to go with Blaze ♪

♪ You'll be amazed ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's time for adventure extreme ♪

♪ Gonna kick it in gear ♪

♪ We'll be catching some air with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪