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07x03 - Knights in Sparkling Armor

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Blaze and the Monster Machines". Aired: October 13, 2014 - June 12, 2020.*
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.

07x03 - Knights in Sparkling Armor

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- ♪ On your mark ♪

♪ Get ready to race ♪

♪ One, two, three, let's blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt, we're gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze ♪

♪ Gimme, gimme, gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Yeah, let's blaze ♪

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- Yahoo!

[epic music]

- Hey, check it out.

A.J. and I are with my little sister, Sparkle.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

[giggles]

- We're taking Sparkle to meet some of our friends.

[tires screeching]

- And there they are,

the Knights in Shining Armor!

♪ ♪

- Last hit! Huzzah!

♪ ♪

- Whoa! Cool!

[giggles]

- What-h*! 'Tis Blaze!

- Welcome, friends!

- Knights, I want you to meet my sister, Sparkle.

- Hello!

- Huzzah!

- Good day to you, Sparkle!

- A pleasure to make your acquaintance!

- We were just about to start our knightly training.

- Would you care to join us?

- You mean it? I can train with you?

- [chuckles] Come on!

Let's go for it, Sparkle!

We'll become...

knights!

- Yahoo! - Yeah!

♪ ♪

- Bullseye!

- Here, Knight Sparkle. You give it a try.

- Whoa, I've never used a bow and arrow before.

[strains]

Help me launch the arrow.

Say "launch the arrow."

Launch the arrow!

[cheers]

- Well done, Knight Sparkle! - That was amazing!

- [humming]

♪ Crusher and Pickle, best of friends ♪

♪ On an adventure, la la la la la ♪

Oh, look, Crusher.

Blaze and Sparkle are training with those knights.

- Huzzah! - Yay!

- Yes! - Wonderful!

- Ha, I bet I can do that knight stuff

way better than Blaze and Sparkle.

Here, watch.

[straining]

- Oh, boy!

That's the biggest bow I've ever seen.

- Yeah, now help me pull this bow string.

- You got it.

[both straining]

- Okay, Pickle. It's time to launch.

Give me the arrow.

- Arrow? I don't have an arrow.

- Well, I don't have an arrow either.

- Gee, then I wonder what this giant bow is gonna launch.

[bow creaking] - Uh-oh.

- Whoa!

- Good heavens! - Someone is in danger!

- Gaskets, it's Crusher and Pickle!

- Aah! - Whee!

- We better check to see where they're headed.

Switching to Visor-View.

[low chime]

- Whoa! - Aah!

- Uh-oh, they landed in a cage

that's hanging over a swamp of bubbling slime!

- Oh, no! We're trapped!

- ♪ Crusher and Pickle, locked in a cage ♪

♪ Two best friends over a swamp ♪

♪ La ba ba ba ba ♪ - [echoing] Help!

[tense music]

- Dear me!

- Those two are in grave danger!

- They need someone brave to rescue them.

- Blaze, A.J., I've got an idea.

Why don't we save Crusher and Pickle?

- That's a great idea, Sparkle.

- Yeah, we're knights now,

and nothing stops knights from saving the day!

- Huzzah! - Good luck, friends!

- Tally-h*!

all: Knights to the rescue!

[trumpets blaring]

- ♪ In shining armor ♪

- ♪ A sword and shield ♪

both: ♪ Always protecting the kingdom ♪

- ♪ If you need a hero ♪

both: ♪ They're on their way ♪

all: ♪ Already racing to save the day ♪

♪ Knights ♪ - Yeah!

all: ♪ They can do anything ♪

♪ The kingdom's best knights ♪ - [giggles]

♪ ♪

all: ♪ They can do anything ♪ - Anything!

all: ♪ To complete the quest ♪

♪ Knights ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Knights ♪ - Whoo-hoo!

♪ ♪

all: ♪ Knights ♪ - [giggles]

♪ ♪

[epic music]

♪ ♪

Whoo-hoo-hoo! - Oh, yeah!

- Yeah! [giggles]

This way, knights!

Through the tunnel!

♪ ♪

[distant rumbling]

- Huh, I wonder what those strange sounds are.

- [gasps] Knights, look out!

- Whoa! - Whoa!

Hubcaps, there are bouncy cannon blasters everywhere!

- Oh, man, we need to find a way to block them

to get past.

- Ooh, I see something that can block them!

Look!

It's a crate full of metal shields!

♪ ♪

Aw, but they're broken.

- That's okay, Sparkle.

We know how to fix broken pieces of metal.

- Yeah, we can use welding!

When you're welding, you use a special welding torch.

It blasts out a flame that's so hot,

it makes the metal melt.

Then, you put the melting pieces together.

And when the metal cools, the two pieces become one.

- Time to become...

Welding Torch Blaze!

- All right!

- Here, let's weld the pieces together

to fix this first shield.

- Hmm, do the pieces fit together like this?

Uh-uh.

- Oh, let's see what happens if we turn the pieces like this.

- Now do they fit together?

- Yeah!

- Let's get welding!

♪ ♪

- Yeah! - It's fixed!

- Let's see if we can fix this next shield.

- Do the pieces fit together like this?

Yes!

- Go for it, Blaze!

♪ ♪

Yeah!

- Nice welding!

- Now there's just one last shield to weld.

Hmm, do the pieces fit together like this?

No.

- How about now? Do they fit together like this?

Nope.

- Here, try this.

- Now do they fit together?

Yeah!

♪ ♪

- All right!

- Whoo-hoo! - We did it!

- Follow me, knights!

- All right!

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo!

Yeah!

- Whoo-hoo!

♪ ♪

[grunting]

- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

- Yeah! - Oh, yeah!

♪ ♪

- Yeah! - We did it, knights!

- Nothing is gonna stop us from saving the day,

'cause we know how to use welding!

- ♪ Weld it, weld it ♪

♪ Metal pieces melting together ♪

♪ Heat metal pieces really hot ♪

both: ♪ Get those particles moving fast ♪

- ♪ Melt them together ♪ both: ♪ And what do we got? ♪

♪ A new piece that's built to last ♪

♪ Building bridges, planes, and cars ♪

♪ Welding pipes and works of art ♪

all: ♪ Weld it, weld it ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey ♪

both: ♪ Metal pieces melting together ♪

all: ♪ Weld it, weld it ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey ♪

both: ♪ Metal pieces melting together ♪

all: ♪ Weld it, weld it ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey ♪

all: ♪ Weld it, weld it ♪ - ♪ Hey, hey ♪

all: ♪ Weld it, weld it ♪

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- [whimpers]

I want to get out of this cage!

- Aw, don't worry, Crusher.

I'm sure someone will come rescue us.

And while we wait, let's sing a song.

[strumming]

- Oh, yeah? What song?

- How about one of your favorites, "Old MacDonald"?

- [giggles] I do love "Old MacDonald"!

Okay, Pickle, sing for me!

- You got it.

[clears throat]

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪

♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪

♪ And on that farm, he had a... ♪

♪ Shoe ♪ - A shoe?

Pickle, Old MacDonald is supposed to have animals

on his farm.

- [giggles] Silly me.

Let's try that again.

[clears throat]

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪

♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪

♪ And on that farm, he had a... ♪

♪ Taco ♪

- Taco? That's not an animal either.

- Oh, don't worry, Crusher. I'll get it this time.

[clears throat]

♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪

♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪

♪ And on that farm, he had a... ♪

♪ Toothbrush ♪

- Toothbrush?

- ♪ With a brush-brush here and a brush-brush there ♪

♪ Here a brush, there a brush ♪ - [sighs]

- ♪ Everywhere a brush-brush ♪ - Somebody get me out of here!

- ♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪

♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪

[epic music]

- Whoo-hoo! [giggles]

- [gasps] Blaze, Sparkle, look out!

[tires screeching]

- Whoa, that's a long way to the other side!

- Don't worry, knights.

I think I know a way we can get to the other side.

Look, we can ride on...

those rainbows!

- Whoa! - Cool!

- I've never driven on a rainbow before.

- Come on, Knight Sparkle. Let's give it a try.

♪ ♪

- Whoo-hoo!

I'm doing it!

I'm driving on a rainbow! [giggles]

- Yeah! [laughter]

- Whoo-hoo! - All right!

- Yeah! [giggles]

[rainbow fading]

- Uh, knights, I think we might have a problem.

- What is it, A.J.?

- The rainbow is starting to disappear!

- Hubcaps, we only have seven seconds

before this rainbow goes away!

- Help us get to the other side in time.

Count down from seven with us.

- Whoo-hoo-hoo! - We made it!

- But we better hurry before this rainbow goes away too.

♪ ♪

- [gasps] We only have six seconds to get across!

- Count down with us. Start at six.

- Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

- Way to go, knights. There's just one rainbow left.

♪ ♪

- We better cross this last rainbow fast!

We've only got five seconds till it's gone.

- Count down with us. Start at five.

[tires screeching]

- Yeah! - We did it!

- And look over there!

It's the slimy swamp!

- [gasps] That's where Crusher and Pickle are trapped!

- Come on, knights!

Nothing is gonna stop us from saving our friends!

- Knights to the rescue!

♪ ♪

[gentle strumming]

- [vocalizing]

♪ ♪

- Oh...

- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! - Oh, yeah!

- Wait. Hang on, Pickle. What was that sound?

- You mean the sound of my beautiful singing?

- Not that.

[musical car horn honking] That!

- It's Knight Blaze and Knight Sparkle!

They're coming to rescue us!

- Coming to rescue us?

Hey! We're over here!

[tires screeching]

- There's Crusher and Pickle!

- Now we've just got to find some way

to rescue them from that cage.

- Don't worry, knights. I've got a plan.

Check it out.

That cage has three key holes,

so to open it,

we just need to find three keys.

- [roaring]

- Yeah, and I hear someone who can help us find them.

A dragon!

Whoa!

- Hey, Dragon, could you give us a ride?

- [roaring]

- Great! - Thanks, Dragon!

- [roaring]

- Whoo! both: Whoa!

- Whoo-hoo-hoo! - Yeah!

[epic music]

♪ ♪

- Remember, we need to find three keys,

so look carefully.

When you see a shiny metal key, say "key."

Key!

- Got it!

- Yeah! - All right!

- Now let's look for the second key.

When you see another key, say "key."

[frog croaks]

Key!

- Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Nice flying, Dragon!

- We only need one more key to rescue Crusher and Pickle.

Look carefully.

When you see the last key, say "key."

Key!

Yeah, it's in that bubble!

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

- Uh-oh, but the last key, it broke!

- That's okay.

We know how to fix things made of metal.

We can use welding!

- Hey, Dragon, can you breathe a super hot flame for us?

- [roaring]

[epic music]

♪ ♪

- Yeah!

- We did it!

- Now we've got all three keys to save Crusher and Pickle.

- Ha ha, this is it, Pickle!

We're about to be saved!

- Yep, let's just hope they get here before the rope breaks

and we fall into the slimy swamp.

- "Rope breaks and we fall into the slimy swamp"?

[rope tearing]

[both scream]

- Gaskets, we've got to save them, and fast!

- Then it's time to use blazing speed!

♪ ♪

- [giggles]

- To give us blazing speed,

say "let's blaze."

all: Let's blaze!

- Whoo-hoo! [roaring]

- Knights to the rescue!

♪ ♪

- [whimpering]

- Crusher, look!

- Gotcha!

- Aah! - Whee!

- Whoo-hoo! - Yeah!

- I don't believe it.

We're saved!

- Oh, thank you, knights! You're our heroes!

- Aw, you're welcome! [giggles]

- Now, everyone, hold on tight. We're heading home.

♪ ♪

all: Knights to the rescue!

♪ ♪

all: ♪ Knights ♪ - Yeah!

all: ♪ They can do anything ♪

♪ The kingdom's best knights ♪ - [giggles]

♪ ♪

all: ♪ They can do anything ♪ - Anything!

all: ♪ To complete the quest ♪

♪ Knights ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Knights ♪ - Whoo-hoo!

♪ ♪

all: ♪ Knights ♪ - [giggles]

♪ ♪

- ♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll ♪

♪ Yeah, we're ready to go with Blaze ♪

♪ You'll be amazed ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's time for adventure extreme ♪

♪ Gonna kick it in gear ♪

♪ We'll be catching some air with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze and the Monster Machines ♪