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01x03 - Bailey's Birthday Coaster/Doggone Tired

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Pupstruction". Aired: June 14, 2023 – present.*
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The series centers on the crew of a dog construction company.

01x03 - Bailey's Birthday Coaster/Doggone Tired

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-[bell rings]
-[pups] ♪ It's Pupstruction time!

A-woo

A-woo

-♪ A-woo
-♪ A-woo

Suiting up, tooling up
Rev it up and run

-[Luna] ♪ The crew is on the way
-♪ And the job has begun

Let's go!

-♪ We haul
-♪ We break

-♪ We dig
-♪ We make

We pups are gonna get it done

Here we come!

A-woo

We're the Pupstruction crew

A-woo

And we love what we do

When we put our paws together

We're making dreams come true

We're the Pupstruction crew

Pupstruction

"Bailey's Birthday Coaster."

All right, pups.
We've got a big job today.

Are we building something yummy?

Something breakable?

Something silly?

Nope. We're building a birthday present.

-A birthday present?
-A birthday present?

It's Bailey's birthday
and I want to make her the very best gift.

I need ideas. Go!

We could make her
a pawnut butter sandwich.

Or a sparkly jackhammer.

Or this. I found it digging.

[sniffs]

-It's kind of smelly, but I love it.
-We need to think bigger.

Bailey is the best little sister,

which means she deserves
the biggest and best birthday ever.

Today, it's Bailey's big day

♪ And I want it to be just right
In every way

♪ It's the most important project
That we've ever made

We're building a birthday today

I know what I would want.

-Eh?
-Um…

-Let's keep brainstorming.
-Okay.

We could deck out her room in sparkles

Course, we might have to
Take down a wall

Bigger

What if we make her castle cake
That's a hundred stories tall

Too small

-♪ We could carve her face in concrete
-♪ We could dig her a hole in the ground

It's gotta be more puptastic

Look what I just found

Eh? Matching pair.

What? Still no?

Today, it's Bailey's big day

-♪ Bailey's big day
-♪ And I want it to be just right

-♪ In every way
-♪ Every way

♪ It's the most important project
That we've ever made

We're building a birthday today

We're building a birthday today

♪ We won't stop until we know for sure
She'll be blown away

We're building a birthday today

So, what are we gonna build her?

I still don't know!

Bark, bark!

-Bailey!
-Bailey!

-Happy birthday!
-Happy birthday!

[grunts, chuckling]

Happy birthday, Sis!

Ride! Ride!

[chuckles] Somebody woke up
wanting a puppy back ride

from her big brother.

[Bailey yapping]

Okay, all aboard the Broller Coaster.

Please keep all paws, tails, and adorably
floppy ears inside at all times.

And hold on tight
'cause here comes the big drop!

-[Bailey giggling]
-[Phinny] Vroom. Vroom.

[imitating roller coaster]

[Phinny squeals]

More ride! More ride!

You can ride again after breakfast.

Come on. I made blueberry woofles.
Your favorite.

Okay.

Boy, Bailey really liked that ride.

[gasps] That's it!
That's what we can build for Bailey!

A puppy back ride?

Nope. Even bigger and better.

-A roller coaster?
-Yep.

Bailey likes puppy back rides so much.

Just think how much she'll love
a roller coaster.

Roxy,
I need you to hammer in the supports.

Let's crush this!

Tank, I need you to carry in the tracks
with your dump truck.

Ready to haul!

I'm gonna use my crane
to move them into place.

Then, Luna, I need you to use your drill
to lock it all down.

I dig it!

All right, team,
we've got a birthday present to build.

Let's crank it up!

[machines rumbling]

All right, Bailey. Keep your eyes closed.

[Bailey cooing]

And open them!

-[pups] Happy birthday!
-Happy new year!

[chuckles] I mean, happy birthday.

It's your very own Puppy Coaster!

Huh?

I know just how much you love
our puppy back rides,

so I built you your own coaster
to ride whenever you want.

Luna's gonna show you how it works.

-[seat belt clicks]
-This is gonna be pawsome!

The Puppy Coaster climbs Pup Peak.

Luna better get those paws in the air
because here comes Doggone Drop.

Whee!

[Phinny] Now, here comes
Tank's Twisty Turns.

Guess who built those?

It was me!

But wait, the fun's not over yet.

It's time for Roxy's Rocky Road.

I made it extra rocky.

[Luna] Whee! Whee! Whee!

[Phinny] So, what do you think?

You ready to take a ride?

-Nuh-uh.
-Nuh-uh?

More ride!

More ride?

I-I think she wants her coaster
to be bigger.

Are you sure?

It looks plenty big to me.

You heard her. She wants more ride.

Don't worry, Bailey.

We'll have more ride for you
in two wags of a dog's tail.

Uh, huh?

Okay, team, how do we make this coaster
bigger and better?

We add a tap dancing polka-dotted dragon.

Or a loop-the-loop?

[Phinny] Let's go with the loop-the-loop.

[metal clangs]

Ta-da!

More ride.

More? You got it!

More ride.

More? Well, okay.

More ride.

More?

Okay, Bailey.

We think we finally built a bigger
and better ride that you're going to love.

Introducing the Mega Coaster!

-[gasps]
-Cool, huh?

Luna's gonna show you
just how mega fun it is!

[seat belt clicks]

Launching in ten, nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four, three, two, one! Go!

-[coaster hisses]
-[Luna screams]

There she goes
into the super spooky tunnel.

-So spooky!
-[tunnel voices] A-woo.

Hang on tight
because here come the kooky loops.

Everything is upside down!

[whimpering]

Now it's up Sky High Hill,
the tallest peak in Petsburg!

[gasps] I just passed a bird! A bird!

And just when you think
it can't get any more fun, it's time for…

the Doggy Drop!

[whimpering]

Whee!

Whoo-hoo.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

[laughs] Whee!

So, how was it?

That was pawsome! [babbles]

Well, Bailey, ready to give it a try?

Uh, no ride.

No ride?

[sighs]

We gave her more ride just like she asked,

but she didn't seem
to like anything we built.

What do we make for her birthday now?

I'm not sure.

I usually know just what to build,
but, for the first time, I'm out of ideas.

[elevator bell dings]

[sighs]

What's the matter, Phinny Phin?

Bailey didn't like the present I built
for her.

Oh, no.

And I don't know why.

I tried all my biggest and best ideas.

[Luna] This coaster is the best!

Bow wow.

You built her a roller coaster?

Bow wow is right!
That design is incredible!

I-I-I-I mean,
it's way too big for our little Bailey.

Do you think you maybe got
a teensy bit carried away?

All I wanted was
to make Bailey happy on her birthday.

Why don't you go get her for some cake?

That'll make her happy.

[grunting]

Hi, Bailey.

I'm sorry you didn't like
your birthday coaster,

but there's birthday cake downstairs.

[grunts]

What do you say?
Puppy back ride to the kitchen?

[gasps]

-[giggling] Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
-Okay.

All aboard the Broller Coaster.

Please keep all paws, tails, and adorably
fluffy ears inside at all times.

[Phinny imitating roller coaster]

[Bailey giggling]

Screech.

[all] Aw.

Well, someone sure made
the birthday girl happy.

-[Bailey laughs]
-I guess I did.

-More ride! More ride!
-More ride?

Do you mean like this?

[Phinny imitates roller coaster]

-[Phinny screeches]
-[Bailey laughs]

More ride!

I think we just figured out what Bailey
really wanted for her birthday.

Yeah. She didn't want a roller coaster.

She wanted a ride on her Broller Coaster.

More ride!

You're right.

Well, if that's what my baby sis wants,
then that's what she's gonna get.

[both laugh]

Now, hold on tight.

-[imitating roller coaster]
-[Bailey giggling]

Here comes the Twisty Tail.

Round and round on the Sister Spin.

And now, the grand finale.

The Cake Curve.

-[all cheering, laughing]
-[Luna] Yeah! Whoo! Yeah!

Yay!

I've never seen Bailey so happy.

I'd say you ended up giving her
the biggest

and best birthday gift after all.

Time with her brother.

Happy birthday, Sis.

[bites, chewing] Mmm.

So, what are we gonna do
with the Mega Coaster?

Hmm…

[gasps]

I think I know the perfect place for it.

[all] Aah! Whoo!

This ride looks intense.

You have no idea.

-[Phinny] Vroom! Vroom!
-Whee!

[both laughing]

[laughing, cheering]

"Doggone tired."

Is it ready? Is it ready?

[slurps]

Not yet.

Now?

[slurps] Not quite.

-Now?
-[sips, slurps]

It's ready.

Yes! Food, food, food, food, food!

[laughs] Wow, Tank.
You sure are excited about dinner.

It's my favorite meal of the day.

Or is it breakfast? Or lunch?

[groans] They're all just so delicious.

-[licks lips, chews]
-[elevator bell dings]

Hmm. Something here certainly
does smell delicious.

[gasps]

You're-- You're--

Chef Sofia Boneitelli.

The most famous chef in Petsburg.

[laughs, speaks Italian] Hello!

I can't believe you're here in my kitchen.

Yeah, why are you here?

Because I need your help.

How can we help, ma'am?

It's about my new restaurant,
Bone Appetito.

My restaurant had not been built yet,

and I accidentally invited everyone
to come to the grand opening tomorrow.

That is a big problem.

I need your team to build me
a restaurant right away, yes?

Build a place that serves yummy food?

Yes, yes, yes!

What would you like
your restaurant to look like?

Hmm. Well, it needs to be big.

And tall so everyone can see it.

And, uh-- special,

because I give each recipe
my own speciale spin.

Spin, huh?

Presenting your spinning restaurant.

It's very good.

Can you build it in time
for my opening tomorrow?

We'll start first thing in the morning.

Bravo!

And maybe we should hold on
to your recipe book?

You know,
in case it gives us any more ideas.

[laughs] Of course!
Just keep it safe, yes?

I need it to cook all the dishes tomorrow.

Oh, I will not take my eyes off it.

This will help me choose
which yummy dish to order.

Grazia, Pupstruction! Thank you.

See you all tomorrow.

-[Luna] See you later.
-Bye!

Goodbye!

Well, crew, you have a big job tomorrow,
so you should get a good night's sleep.

-Night, Mom. Night, Dad.
-It's pajama time!

I'm gonna crush some z's!

-Tank?
-Huh?

Oh, right. Bedtime.

-Night!
-Night!

Time for bed.

[yawns]

But I still haven't figured out
what I'm gonna order tomorrow.

I'll just take another quick peek.

Mmm.

The hush puppies with gravy.

Ooh, the barkberry biscuits.

[gasps] Puptato soup.

K-9 cakes.

[yawns]

Bark-B-Cue sandwich.

Okay, that's it.

I'm gonna get the barkberry biscuits.

-[pup alert] A-woo. A-woo.
-[grunts] Huh?

-Morning, Tank.
-Morning?

Already? Uh-oh.

Boy, I slept great.

And I'm ready to build that restaurant.

You ready?

Ready. [yawns]

Come on, recipe book, gotta keep you…

[yawns]

…safe.

[Phinny] All right, team.

It's Pupstruction time!

[snoring]

Tank?

[grunts] Huh?

You okay, Tank?

You look a little sleepy.

I kinda sorta stayed up all night
reading this recipe book,

but I'll be fine.

If you say so.

It's Pupstruction time!

[yawns]

We got a job to do

Doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Doo, doo, doo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo

Doo, doo, doo

We got a job to do

Let's crush this!

We got a job to do

I dig it!

Doo, doo, doo

Crank it up!

Doo, doo, doo

-[snoring]
-Tank?

-[horn blows]
-Barkberry biscuits!

I mean, ready to haul!

Doo, doo, doo, doo

We got a job to do

A-woo!

Are you sure you're okay, Tank?

Oh, yeah. Just a little tired is all.

[snoring]

[gasps] Tank!

[crashes]

Sorry.

[whines] Tank!

[gasping] Whoa!

My bad.

-[snoring]
-[machine whirring]

Tank! [coughing]

[Tank muffled] I'm okay.

Okay, Tank.
I need all your focus for this.

Totally focused.

Direct me in.

[machine clangs, revs]

-[snores]
-Left?

[snores]

Right?

[snores]

[Phinny] Higher?

-[metal clangs]
-[snores]

[Phinny] Lower?

[crashes]

[grunts] Huh?

It's going down!

[Roxy groans]

Gotcha.

Nice save, Roxy.

Don't worry, Mr. Tower. You're okay.

Sorry. Again.

[Phinny] And finish.

-[Roxy howling]
-[Luna] All right!

[elevator bell dings]

Okay, pups.
There's only one thing left to do.

Make sure the restaurant spins.

[yawning] How can I help?

Uh, Tank, your help has been kinda sleepy.

Yeah, maybe you should sit this one out.

Well, if you're sure.

Prepare to spin.

-[lever creaks]
-[building whirs]

It works. We're spinning.

-[Roxy] Whoo-hoo!
-[Luna laughs, barks]

[Phinny] We did it! Go team!

Pawright.

-[yawns, snores]
-[lever creaks]

And now we're spinning faster.

Yeah, a lot faster!

[Luna laughs]

[Phinny, Roxy] Whoa!

-[all screaming]
-[Luna laughing]

-[Tank snoring]
-[Phinny] Tank!

The lever!

Wha-- Huh?

[strains, grunts]

[Luna laughs]

Again!

[Tank] Whoa!

The recipe book!

[splats]

It's landed in the concrete.

We gotta grab it
before chef Boneitelli gets here.

[singsongy] I'm here.

She's here.

Ah, Pupstruction!

I love my restaurant. Bravi!

Oh. Now, all I need is my recipe book,

and I can start cooking
for the grand opening tonight.

Yeah, about that.

I'm so, so, so, so, so sorry.

[gasps]

My recipe book!

[straining]

[grunts] The concrete's rock solid.

There's no opening this book.

But how are we supposed
to open the restaurant

if I don't have my recipes?

You must remember the recipe
for one of your dishes.

I am a great chef,
but with not so great memory.

This is all my fault.

I stayed up the whole night
when I should've been sleeping.

Now no one's gonna get to try
the barkberry biscuits

with lemon and ginger
and a dash of cinnamon.

[sighs]

Say that again?

[sighs]

No, no. Before that part.

How do you know my barkberry biscuits
have cinnamon?

Because that's why I stayed up all night.

I was reading the delicious recipes
in your book.

You read all my recipes?

Like eleventy million times.

And you remember what's in all of them?

Of course. I never forget food.

Tank, with your help,

we might just be able
to save my restaurant after all.

-Really?
-She's right.

Tank, I need you to tell chef Boneitelli
what ingredients to use.

That's a job I can do.

Chef Boneitelli,
you're gonna turn those ingredients

into your famous meals.

[speaks Italian]

Very good.

And Roxy, Luna and I
are gonna get them on the plates.

All right, Pupstruction.
We've got some food to build.

Let's crank it up.

Whoa, whoa, whoa

It's time to build

Whoa, whoa, whoa

It's time to build

It's time to build

[customers moaning] Mmm.

[Boneitelli laughs]
Everyone loves this place.

And the food.

Thank you all
for helping me make a great restaurant.

Especially my dear friend Tank.

It's a good thing you love food so much.

Sometimes so much I forget to sleep.

-Speaking of food.
-[gasps]

Barkberry biscuits.

I've been waiting all day for this moment.

[chomps]

[speaks Italian]

Enjoy.

Well, Tank, you finally got
your barkberry biscuits.

-Yeah. Are they as yummy as you'd hoped?
-[Tank snoring]

Tank?

[snoring]

This big guy has had a big day.

I think we're gonna need
to take these to go.

[all laugh]