01x09 - A Monster's Best Friend

[bunniefuu]

Belinda!

Belinda, please! We're going to be late.

Come on, Belinda. Quit being such a

slowpoke. Can't you guys get her to move?

We're trying.

G'day there, mates. Crocodile 3 is the

name and talking animals is my game.

Really. This I have got

to see. It's simple. All you got to

do is speak a language and we'll get a

moving.

Moo. Moo.

Oh, that's getting her moving.

All right. Must be one of those Jersey

cows. Different accent. Moo

moo moo moo moo moo.

What's Belinda saying now, three?

Moo moo moo moo moo.

Must have been something you said.

Hey, you groovy g*ng. Aren't you going to

the pet show?We're trying, Mary, but

Belinda's being stubborn. Oh, come on,

Belinda. If you don't hurry up, you'll

miss out on all the fun.

Wow, look at all these pets.

I love your dog's hair.

Thank you. What's for lunch?

What's for lunch?

What's for lunch?

Did you see that gorilla?These pets

are out of sight.

I bet they got every kind of animal that

anybody could wander out here. Yeah, but

nobody's got a cow.

Welcome, folks, to our annual pet show,

sponsored by Rex's Pet Shop. My name is

Rex, and I'll be here all day to answer

your questions about these fine pets that

you can find over at, you guessed it,

Rex's Pet Shop. Folks, we have a

real treat today,

everybody. I want you to meet my dog,

Rex Junior.

What a handsome dog. Wow,

look how his pet sits right by his side.

And now, as an extra special treat,

Rex Junior will give you the performance

of a champion. Go, Rex Junior, go!

Go, Rex Junior,

go! All right, Rex Junior, do your stuff.

Wow!

Dogs are so groovy.

Did you ever have a dog, Mary?Sure,

but he's gone now. My dad says someday

we're going to get a new one.

Wouldn't it be great to have a pet like

that?Oh, have him go out and chase the

boomerang, you know

Dogs are the best pets in the world.

No offense, Belinda. You're close to

Belinda. You know.

Belinda?

But Linda, get back here. Three,

do something.

What did you tell her to do?Can't help

you, mate. She's not listening.

Belinda, this is for dogs. You can't do

these tricks. It's OK, Belinda.

You tried your best.

Um, Mr. Rex, sorry about all the

damage Belinda caused. That's all right.

We can't expect too much from a cow, but

you might want to consider keeping her

chained up at home so she can't do any

more damage. Yes, Sir. Hello,

Rex. Can you shake?

Nice to meet you. He's a very smart dog.

Thank you. He's a real champ. Aren't you,

boy?

Woof. Woof, woof.

Woof.

He's offering that we ought to meet up

for a game of fish one of these days.

That's right. He's the friendliest dog

you'll ever meet. Sure wish we could have

a pet like him.

We just had puppies. I might

have one left. If you want to see him,

come to Rex's pet store. Yeah!

I'll put in every penny I've saved.

Me too. I mean, count me in. I've been

saving up for me old didgeridoo, but a

pup like that doesn't come around every

day.

Five. What have you got there?

Haven't I always told you what's mine is

mine and what's yours is mine?

Isn't that fair?

Well, what do we got

here?$13.13.



not for us. We're gonna buy

a pup. 1313 We

could buy a lot. We could buy a

lot of things that we haven't got.

He will fetch us 13 sticks while we can

teach him 13 tricks. He can give us



We've got the money, and now we can see

up. Let's go to the store and

buy us a pot, hey!

Everybody is so exciting with the singing

and the marching. Good timing for the

lunching.

Why my Buba Link's not hungry?Listen,

Mom, you've got to wash, please!

Mom, we'd like to ask you for something.

When I am ever saying no to my mushkas.

Anyone not going to eat this sandwich?

Mom, we want to get a puppy.

What?A bet you are already

having. You are all maybe forgetting our

Belinda?No, Mom, we're not

forgetting Belinda, but puppies are

better. You don't have to milk puppies

every day. You can always count in a pup,

I always say. Puppies can sleep in your

bed with you. And puppies don't smell

like hamburgers.

Puppies are all day long lots of work.

I'm telling you that for nothing. You get

Pup Squeak, you take care of it. We

promise, Mommy, don't worry.

Okay, it's your money. Yay! Umm

Rex's pet store. This

is it.

Can I help you?

Oh, yes, of course. Just let me go get

him.

Aren't they the cutest things you've ever

seen?With the

exception of me, of course. They're so

adorable. I could just eat them

up. If

I'd spit it out right now.

Yucky.

Who'd want a lizard for a pet?

Yikes!

Say excuse me. Excuse

me.

Vroom!

Get out of there, you little monster.

Nice birdies.

Hello, fishies.

Hey, you're a nice little fish.

Where'd he go?

Here he is.

Oh, he's so sweet. I love

him already. Me too.

What'd he say?He's taken quite a

liking to us. You all

understand that puppies are a lot of

work. They need a lot of attention. Our

mom said the same thing. It's true.

If I'm going to sell them to you, you

have to always remember to be patient and

teach them how to be a good dog. Yes, we

have problems.

OK, looks like you have yourselves a

puppy.

Thank you.

Seven, where is your head?

It's about time.

Sorry.

Oh, he's so cute. Let's

call him Valentine.

How about Elliot?Elliot?

That's not a name for a dog. He needs

a tough name like Maximus

or k*ller.

I like Buster. He looks like a

Buster to me.

ohh Biter is more like it.

Ask him what name he likes.

What did he say?He said his name is

Fred. What?Fred?

The dog wants to be called Fred?

That's his name. That's what he said. Hi,

Freddy. How are you?

I guess that's his name, all right. Come

here, Freddy. Hey, Freddy, over here.

Frog. Whoa!

Sit, Freddy,

sit. Uh, okay, then. Give me your paw,

Freddy. All right

then, let's try that rolling

over. Come on.

You can't talk to this here dog. He's not

a good listener, you know?

Whoa, right on Mom's kitchen floor.

How did something that big come out of

something that small?Well,

somebody's got to clean this up before

Mom sees it. Don't look at me. I didn't

make the mess. Three should do it. He's

the one who told Freddy to do it. I told

him to roll over. Maybe you should have

asked him to stay.

Oh, bed dog.

Here, Freddie. Freddie. Here, Freddie.

Freddie. Freddie.

Hi, Belinda. Have you seen Freddie?

Linda, you know better than that. You

have to share with Freddie.

Come on, Freddie. Give me the ball. Let's

play fetch.

Come on, gimme.

Yow! Freddie, let go. Let go of my

nose, Freddie.

At least you got him to drop the ball.

There, it fits perfectly.

Now, Freddie, you follow my lead, OK?

Freddie, come back here.

No, no, not my favorite tutu.

Oh, not now, Belinda. My favorite

tutu is ruined. What

will I do?

Have any of you seen Freddy?I thought he

was with you. I'll bet you, if we follow

all the little stinkers he's been leaving

around, it would lead a trail right

back to him. Oh,

now what?Where's your head, Seven?

He's trying to tell us something about

Freddie.

Freddie's got your head and is digging a

hole to bury it. Seven,

where's Freddie digging?

Freddie!

Freddie, what did you do with Seven's

head?I'm over here.

Seven, are you okay?I was just trying to

teach him how to bury a bone.

Bad Dog.

Freddy doesn't like it when you say that,

Seven. Four and five, you guys give him a

bath, and we'll fix up the yard before

Mom sees this mess.

Ow, Freddy Bad Dog.

Hey, puppy. Hey, Freddy.

Where'd he go?

One of these days, Five. One of

these days.

Look at this mess. I'll

go get the mop.

Hey g*ng, how's the new puppy?

Aren't you a cute little pup?And what's

your name?Freddy. And he bit my

wings. He bit my nose.

He ate my tutu. And

covered me in debt. And he lays

little stinkers everywhere. He's a

bad dog for the bad

dog. No, he's not.

He's just being a puppy. You mean they're

all like that?Sure. You just have to be

patient and give them lots and lots of

love. But I've talked to the pup and he

won't listen to anything. What are we

going to do?I'm glad you asked.

Let's start with a simple lesson on how

to house train your dog. When

humans need to heed nature's call, they

use a bathroom. Inside the bathroom, we

use the toilet.

But dogs can't use toilets.

Dogs need to go outside when nature

calls. Until your puppy learns to go in

and out of the house, lay newspaper on

the floor. Teach him this is his place

when inside. Reward him when he uses the

newspaper. And particularly reward him

when he goes outside.

Soon your dog will learn to let you know

when he needs to go in and out.

But, most important, be sure to give your

dog lots of love and encouragement.

Then Mary sure knows what she's talking

about. Oh,

no!

Too bad Mary isn't here to clean it up.

How long is a dog going to yap?

It's driving me crazy.

I need my beauty sleep.

Doesn't he ever stop?

Help!

How's my little Noodle Nix today?

Tired. Puppies is little, but

big work, no?We should take him

back to the pet store. Dogs are the

worst pets in the world.

Worst. You're responsible for your

pets, my dingles. You can't just take

back. You should be having

good breakfast first. Three, my mushka.

Getting the milk for everyone now,please.

Belinda?

Where is Belinda?Belinda's

gone?Oh, no! Why would

she leave?Maybe you are so busy

forgetting her, Belinda is now forgetting

you. Belinda is part of

family, no?Just because you have

Popsqueak does not mean you're forgetting

your Belinda. What are we going to

do?I think my little

pabuskies better find her, no?Belinda!

Belinda! Belinda! Belinda!

Belinda! Belinda!

Mary?What are you doing with Belinda?

Yeah! Hey, g*ng!Belinda came looking for

someone to play with. She's the grooviest

cow in town. Belinda!

Poor Belinda. We're sorry we

ignored you. Moo-moo-moo!

We'll throw the ball whenever you want.

Good cow, Belinda.

Oh, Freddie. We haven't forgotten you.

What's he saying, Three?Mary, remember

when you said you were hoping to get a

new dog?Sure. Well, Freddie here

says he wants you. And he needs a lot

of that love you've been talking about.

And we've already got Belinda, and she

needs a lot of that love, too. Freddie,

you want to come and stay with me?

Out of sight!

I think we got the better deal having a

cow. Why is that?Well, you

can't get milk from a puppy.

Who wants another milkshake?