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01x13 - Lost and Found

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Seven Little Monsters". Aired: September 30, 2000 – October 6, 2003.*
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Show that focuses on seven monsters (Brothers Two, Three, Four, Five, and Seven and Sisters One and Six), each named after a different number from one to seven, and each has unique physical characteristics.

01x13 - Lost and Found

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seven little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

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[Applause]

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they cause trouble there they go there

they

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go hey seven little monsters seven

little monsters s little monsters 1 2 3

4 5 6 7 Little Monsters

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okay six get ready to be beaten by the

queen of the round ball if you're the

queen one how come I'm wearing the

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crown out of bounds my ball okay five

we're going to play hide and seek okay

you know how to play hide and seek don't

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you all right I'm assuming you don't

know how to play hide and seek so I'll

go over the rules I'm it which means you

hide while I count to 10 okay ready 1 2

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3 you scared me

in hide and seek the Seeker that's me

covers his eyes and counts while The

Hider that's you runs away and hides

then the seeker tries to find The Hider

person understand good go

hide

H

five five now

here for good Seeker five it's hide and

seek you've got to hide better than

that now try it again one 2

3 that's the way don't forget to hold on

keep them

coming hello down there

too oh this is

marvelous I can see

everything there's a house and there's

oh excuse me Mr Crow could you please go

away ooh oh

G oh dear

me indeed there isn't a sadder sight in

the world my young friend never fear I

will be your legal representative in

this matter you deserve justice do you

hear me Justice I am lawyer 3 the finest

lawyer

in in the country and I would be happy

to represent you if you choose to take

legal action against the people who sold

you this Frozen disaster you can sue for

reckless scooping you can sue for

emotional trauma you can sue for

premature melting yes my friend you

deserve justice and I the great and

respected lawyer 3 am the only one who

can give you that

Justice another case slips through my

fingers listen five

this is the last time we're going to try

this I am going to count to 10 and you

are going to hide got

it not behind a leaf not behind a

stick and not behind a watermelon got

it now go and hide so I'll never be able

to find you never nevery Dy 1 2 3 4 5 5

6 7 8 9 10 ready or not here I

come now this is more like

it I love playing oneon-one you like

playing by yourself no I like playing

against you but but you said you like

playing oneon-one we're playing one on

six no six it wouldn't be fair if six

played against one whatever I'm going to

the hoop and you can't stop me one Bring

It

On is that Mom calling

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uh who got game sister one just watch me

sister 6 oh no you don't

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[Laughter]

want now who got game sister 6 woo we

got it

sister single file single file oh no I I

I think I'm going to

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[Applause]

sneeze shoe birdie shoe birdie meow

there must be a cat

nearby meow oh

golly I'm an

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uncle interesting where could he

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be I could have sworn I smelled five's

tongue oh well

where could he be I've looked

everywhere maybe he's hurt and alone and

Afraid maybe he's been kidnapped by half

human half monkey people and taken to

their spaceship from

Mars what will I tell

Mom are you in there

five stop that I've been looking for you

everywhere I do

Heidi yes you are now come on we have to

go back

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now

sorry hey five what's

that it's a wallet how did this wallet

get into the tree biry Wy don't be silly

five birds don't carry wallets how would

they fly holy knuckle cheese five

there's $50 in here

wow wow is right I could or rather we

could have a lot of fun with $50

five don't tell the others about this

and we'll keep the money for ourselves

okay uh not a single soul

okay okay good let's

go oh my think of all the things I could

do with

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$50 five we are not going to buy hot

dogs with this money you have to think

of the big picture

imagine rub those feet harder one I'm

visiting the queen of France this

afternoon and you know how particular

she is about clean feet yes send in the

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jester oops sorry bring in the

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jester hello King fo knock knock who's

there a chicken crossing the road a

chicken crossing the road who um a

chicken crossing the road who who uh

thinks you're a great

king not a great joke but very very

true for your amusement King four I have

trained seven turkeys to tap dance for

your

pleasure oh yes this is the kind of life

that only people with $50 can

enjoy you have to have dreams five and

$50 can make dreams come

true time to go seven be

right

down and in closing ladies and gentlemen

of the jury I ask you to remember this

supper three I object to this

Interruption mom made Fried Chicken

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withdrawn where's four and five here

they come sorry we're late we didn't

find anything we were just late didn't

find anything okay let's get home we're

all

starving not a PE five

uh where did you find the wallet five

let's see how much money is in it f says

we can all share the money golly isn't

it just am

amazing not a peep huh

five let's see the wallet

for

$50 four this must belong to somebody it

does it belongs to me and five Finders

Keepers losers weepers I have studied

the case of Keepers versus weepers in

some depth and I believe four could be

right see but we must observe a few

rules

rules we must make every attempt to

return the wallet to its rightful owner

we must first look into the wallet and

search it for any

identification all right I've examined

the wallet and concluded that there is

no identification within I told you guys

it's mine and fives of course no for

since we don't know who owns it we now

have to advertise that we have the

wallet and see if anyone comes forward

to claim it we can make some posters

with a description of the wallet and put

them up around town thanks Little Miss

idea pants and since five said we all

get to share the money then we should

all chip in and help the wallet stays

right here until we find its rightful

owner and what if nobody claims it then

Finders Keepers the wallet is

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yours all right everybody you all have

your assignments now let's get out there

and see if we can find the owner of this

wallet or not find them as the case may

be let's move out

people wallet lost lost wallet come to 1

2 3 4 5 6 7 Chestnut Street if you've

lost a

wallet attention a wallet has been lost

I ask you to do the right thing I ask

you to search your hearts and souls and

if you have lost a wallet come

forward and

anyone

anyone maybe somebody really tall lost

their wallet and we'll see this flyer up

here come one come all if you've lost a

wallet come to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Chestnut

Street lost wallet extra extra Read All

About It wallet found in park extra

extra a job well

done what

the

five put that

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back why me

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hello I'm here about the wallet that was

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found hello sir I'm three I'll be

representing you in this

case representing me take the

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stand I like your

suit silence in the jury

box today ladies and gentlemen of the

jury you you see before you a

businessman tell us why you're here sir

uh I lost my wallet and I saw one of

your posters and I thought it might be

mine oh I bet you did a businessman is a

busy man just the kind of man who would

lose a wallet and not even notice it for

a

while very very

busy ow

sorry what color was this wallet you

lost don't you even know what color your

own wallet was what's wrong with you if

I had a wallet I'd know what color it

was it's just that you make me

nervous oh I make you nervous or maybe I

make you nervous because you're trying

to claim a wallet that isn't

yours it was blue oh it was blue was it

sorry sorry it was U red that's what it

was it was red oh was it was it

really all right it was black black do

you hear me

black well the one we found was brown

brown do you hear me it was brown was

your wallet Brown oh I guess that's not

my wallet

then you sir are dismissed you may step

down now

one

down don't be afraid little girl I'm Not

Afraid just tell the jury what happened

I lost my wallet she lost her wallet

ladies and gentlemen of the jury I beg

you to listen to this sad

tale we're trying but you keep talking

objection overruled I object to you

overruling my objection I overrule your

objection to my

overrule I

object

exactly my turn to ask

questions what's your name little girl s

Sally that's a nice name a nice name but

why isn't it written in your wallet he

he uh I can't write yet she can't right

yet how

sweet would the jury please stop

tickling the witness sorry little girl

could you please describe the wallon

question um it had a zipper on

it it had a pocket for change on the

outside and it's bright pink plastic

with a pony on

it her wall it's pink and our wall it's

brown it's brown it's brown oh yes it's

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brown right this

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way wait a second dogs aren't allowed in

courtrooms if the dog in question is the

owner of the wallet then the dog is

allowed I agree with tree and besides

he's a cute

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doggy this is ridiculous dogs don't have

wallets that's for the Jerry to decide

yeah all right let's get on with this

case can I get the witness anything

before we begin a bone bowl of

water good witness there's a good

witness stop it you're leading the

witness I am not well then you're

leading the

jewelry I understand you lost a

wallet oh poor

puppy what did your wallet look

like black it's not black it's

brown four you know dogs are color blind

meanie I just want to make sure the

wallet belongs to the dog that's all

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Order in the Court the next one of you

who tampers with that witness I'll have

removed now doggy try to remember how

much money was in the wallet

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exactly what the dog barked five times

the wallet has a lot more money in it

than

$5 ah but five Barks in dog counting

means 50 a $50 bill therefore I rest my

case

this is ridiculous it's obviously the

dog's wallet four four he's a kind

gentle doggy he couldn't lie I'll bet

the doggy needs that money to buy dog

food if he doesn't get the wallet back

he'll

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star oh poor dog look what you've done I

say we take a vote from the jury all who

think that we should give the wallet to

the dog raise their hands

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even you

five all

right take it

doggy what did he

say he said that's not my wallet I knew

it I knew it I knew

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itls what what is with a dog running in

my

house what is being going on here

nothing nothing

nothing maybe something is more what I

am thinking let me explain Mom F found a

wallet and decided to share the profits

with us

$50 but I pointed out that we must try

to find the owner we put up posters we

told people to come if they'd lost a

wallet but but nobody has claim it so we

now claim the wallet and the money I

have an idea well look who's little Mr

idea pants now quiet you I think we

should give it to someone who needs it

like who well poor people uh a hospital

no I meant the animal rescue people but

the National Ballet but a

horse sorry I couldn't think of anything

but I'm the one who needs

to uh agree with all of your

ideas my kinderling are such good

peoples to be thinking of others but you

should have been telling me about the

wallet finding you have done what you

should have been doing is taking their

wallet to the police this is the law

being this money is not for yours to

give away I can't be held responsible I

just thought it was the right thing to

do and

I sorry everybody we've been breaking

the law and we didn't even know it oh

dear it's off to the big house for us

all worrying is not helping my pushies

the wallet we should be taking down to

the police

station so you're the ones who found the

wallet I've seen the posters around but

have been so busy I haven't been able to

look into it yes here are all the muskas

who have been founding their

wallet wasn't me or me nor I don't look

at me I had nothing to do with it sir

I'm innocent I tell

you

hello so you're the one who found my

wallet me fine don't wrong well I can't

thank you enough as I was saying I

haven't had time to look into it but I

think you found my

wallet where did you lose the wallet

officer Smith it's a funny thing I I

don't know exactly but I do remember

sh**ting over the park sh**ting over the

park that's right I'm a policeman but I

get shot out of a cannon for charity

it's a hobby of mine W sweet there was a

grand opening for the Children's

Hospital I guess the wallet must have

fallen out somewhere maybe it fell into

a tree or something cool

aw exactly how much money is in the

wallet I just want to make sure it's the

right amount $50 I was going to buy my

mother a birthday present with it she

likes shoes is there any way that you

can identify the wallet yes come to

think of it there's a picture of my

mother in a secret pocket inside the

wallet legally you kids ought to have

turned the wallet into the police

department I know a lot of people think

that it's Finders Keepers losers weepers

but it is our job to try and reunite

people with Lost Property but I'm just

glad you were honest and advertised that

you had found

it

he

heer I like him M he said officer here's

the wallet we were going to give the

money to charity anyway buy that present

for your mom I know if she's anything

like our mom she deserves all the

present in the world ah this is why with

pride I am feeling thanks five in the

end you did the right thing hey would

you like to learn how to get shot out of

a Canon five

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oh it's the least I could

do I

go that's right

five you know this is even better than

being rich really well no but it's close

have a blast five huh being honest

really paid off

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hey

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hey