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01x07 - Doctor, Doctor!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Seven Little Monsters". Aired: September 30, 2000 – October 6, 2003.*
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Show that focuses on seven monsters (Brothers Two, Three, Four, Five, and Seven and Sisters One and Six), each named after a different number from one to seven, and each has unique physical characteristics.

01x07 - Doctor, Doctor!

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seven little monsters seven little

monsters seven little

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monsters

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they cause trouble there they go there

they

go hey s little monsters seven little

monsters s little monsters 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Little Monsters

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Hey space the final front yard our

mission to boldly go where no monster

has gone

before and to get back in time for

dinner

captain we're being chased by something

really really

big something really really big turn the

screen on

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six wow what is it DOC uh it's something

really really

big it looks like a giant space

germ darn it too that's exactly what I

was going to

say gross it could make us all sick

Captain we should get out of here right

engineering more power all I captain I'm

giving them all we

got seven ahead won't Factor 10 you

didn't just say 10 not now seven we're

being chased we need to go faster really

fast yes Captain two turn left left

right oh

right

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no not right left

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left right

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okay The Germ is gaining on us we need

more power but captain we're running out

fu

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power

gone

sorry captain now what are we going to

do calm down six I'm

thinking uh Captain do you have a tissue

a tissue what good is a tissue going to

do to okay Captain but I I I I to you

too to but we've got to find a way to

get more power I'm going

to oh it's hopeless we'll never find

anything with that kind

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of

good job to yeah way to put your nose in

it that's my favorite seed from monsters

from outer space it's the best movie

ever gosh I can't wait to see it again

you've only seen it 10 times did you say

10 not now seven we've got to hurry so

we can be first in line a well what are

we waiting for let's go to the movie

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be back soon don't wait up oh so my

little boblinks are in such a hurry that

there is no helping their mama before

they are going I'll help you mob you

just standing there will be helping very

much too now tilting up slowly

slowly

now stopping don't a muscle be moving

too almost

finishing look out mom he's going to

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blow oh seven how I love my little Rona

Dona oh

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Mom sorry Bob no need thingss to be

sorry my handsome snuzzle a cold is what

you are having a cold B no I don't have

a

cold listen to your mom but I can still

go to the movies no to a movie you can

be seeing some other time but it's my

favorite movie today all you are seeing

is a bed and a nice bowl of chicken soup

but Mom you you want to get better up

you go now oh okay now for the rest of

my wal longas be listening to your mama

leaving two alone you should be catching

his sickness germs you don't want to

happen not good for you not good for me

yes

Mom good to the movies you be going I

must to the market go to get the soup

ingredients well let's get going we

don't want to be late two is looking

forward to this movie more than any of

us I don't know if it would be fair yeah

but do we have to be

fair I'm just asking is all but I love

this movie

too yes we know you've seen it 10 times

did you say

10 not now seven if only two felt better

then we could all go maybe if we can get

a doctor to come to the house did

someone ask if there was a doctor in the

house ah there's my patient now you just

lie still while I listen to your

heartbeat I'll have you cured or my name

isn't Rufus T quacken Bush but your name

isn't Rufus T quacken Bush quiet

you doctor what do you here H got a nice

beat you can dance to

it

I rate a seven

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woohoo hey that's not a stethoscope

that's my CD

player

oh you sir have a very big

nose with a very big cold here's your

stethoscope doctor ah thank you nurse

has it been

sterilized oh just a moment five

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oh now I know my mom never bought a

dishwasher what do you hear doctor you

saying what do you hear doctor now quiet

down so we can get

somewhere well I've got bad news for you

either you have no heartbeat or my watch

is stopped doctor you've got the

stethoscope on his knee not his heart of

course I do it's all connected yeah

no the knee bones connected to the leg

bone the leg bones connected to the

hipbone the hip bone connected to the

spine bone now three going to cure your

cold the spine bone connected to the rib

bone the rib bone connected to the chest

bone the chest bone connected to the

hard bone now going

to Bones Bones monster bones now three

going to you your

C okay next exam does it seem like I'm

making this up as I go along yes good I

need you to stick out your tongue and

say ah a I said stick out your tongue

right I am sticking it out oh sorry I

mean sorry couldn't see p the Andia nose

there yes very

interesting now could everybody else

please stick out your

tongues yes just as I thought mhm very

good well now I can make my diagnosis I

can definitely conclude that you all

have tongues yeah brilliant doctor and

which one of us is missing a brain a

brain oh that's a little something I

picked up at Medical School doctor I

can't find the pulse sorry nurse I bored

it on Monday and forgot to return it a

pulse not a purse no pulse a too

no doctor except the one in my wrist

here H could be a sign that your

reflexes are gone nurse six The Reflex

tester please reflex

tester reflex tester your

wand all right reflex tester okay now

two hold

still

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interesting there must be something

wrong with this reflex tester allow me

doctor when I test his reflexes I

guarantee there will be a

reaction why didn't you do that when

three hit you three told me to hold

still okay let's see left knee normal

but what if I test your reflexes

here now there's one thing in medical

school our teachers always tell us

just memorize this handy song to make

other doctors

jealous feed a fever star a cold it's a

simple little song star a fever feed a

cold not that way that's all wrong now

listen to this

song pumpkin need a colda fever gold a

cold got a fever hug a beaver write a

letter knit a

sweater got a C get ready

run your noses R like roses roses are

red Violet are blue when you got the

call you go

you oh I don't like having a fever

actually a fever is a good thing it's

going to help you get over that cold

really ow why I'm glad you

asked your body as you can see it comes

with a brain a nose a mouth a throat and

a big pipe that takes air down to your

lungs and heart without these you can't

breathe protecting your body from germs

are white blood cells these little guys

are always working out to stay fit in

case of an emergency they are the

firemen of your body ready to go into

action at the moment you get

sick their brothers and sisters are the

red blood cells that carry oxygen from

the lungs to the heart everything works

fine until germs get into your body

causing a

cold

the brain alerts the white

team and immediately they go off into

battle to fight The

Germ the white team can usually fight

off most germs but sometimes the biggest

strongest GM of them all

appears a

CO

that's when your body raises its

temperature and sends a fever to destroy

that nasty

Cal and that is how a fever can help you

get over your

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coal wow where' you learn all that stuff

television so where's my fever going to

cure me H well obviously you're not hot

enough yet but we needed

Steam

her sheep

blows the great white nose where I can't

see a

thing very funny

five all right all right so we use a

little too much

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Steam

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hey I can breathe I feel much better

wooo now we can all go to the

movie um didn't mom say that we couldn't

go if to was sick he's not sick anymore

right so let's go to the

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movies h

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J

are you sure you're okay sure I'm sure

don't I look

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okay come on let's get the

tickets are you back again you remember

us you're kind of hard to forget how

many tickets seven for which movie

monsters from Outer

Space 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 how long till the

movie starts in about 10 minutes what

did she say yes seven she did say

10 6 5 4 3 2 1 of

10 10's number that we love so here our

things we have 10 of got 10 fingers got

10 toes got 10 tissues for my nose got

10

flowers I think that makes it 10 sneezes

five of us have got 10 sneezes five had

10 cookies on onent plates till he at

them they were great got 10 marbles got

10 rocks got 10 holes in my socks

remember you may think number 10 is

fun 7 6 5 4 3 2 and

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1 right the movie's about to start oh

got to

go next

please

snack

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bar I'll have two of those and three of

these and four of those these no those

these no two I need that pointer of

yours four what are you doing do you see

the red ones with the white stripe these

I hate those I want the ones that are

right next to them please don't touch

the candy nobody's going to want to eat

that why me are you sure we got enough

to eat well at least until the

intermission now no pushing

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wa hey it wasn't

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me I want to sit next to three well go

ahead excuse

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me

I want to sit in the middle who wants to

change places with me I

will watch it well pardon

one you always get to sit on the end six

you can sit on this side

One Fine change places with me

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wow

hey

whoopsy hey the movie is stop

stop st down in FR sorry the countdown

my favorite part of the movie is HOH I

think I dropped my tissues seven what

have you got a tissue six what no I

don't have a

tissue six not six the countdown was

five four no six do you have a tissue

three I've got a hany but I don't think

it's a good idea to share but I need to

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ah

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Dory

my red nose my watery

eyes oh I just look

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hideous I got Cur we all do

five ow stupid

cold h i Sue myself I'm out practice but

I'm an even lousier lawyer that I am a

doctor thanks anyway for trying guys I'm

sorry this is all my

fault oh there's nothing to apologize

for too Bob was right we should have

left you alone to rest and get

better how are we feeling my

mushas oh my wings are

sore by whole body is stuffed

up oh I never felt so bad I've never

felt so bad oh my head is

stuffy would we ever get pet H yes yes

but you should have left two alone for

resting and some chicken souping not him

to movie taking we really are

sorry

ow really really

sorry you are being good brothers and

sisters but listening to your mama you

always should colds you are having

because listening you did not no to when

are we going to get

better a doctor I may not being but all

mam know this it's starve a fever feed a

cold chicken soups for everyone

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have you called space Force Headquarters

Lieutenant six they aren't answering

Captain

one Mr Seven how many people have the

virus

now the whole crew Captain one it's

this is no time to lose your head Mr

Seven according to this piece of paper

yes things are

bad what is it engineer

5 I can't keep you much

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long

sorry we're losing power we're going to

crash into the planet below what are you

doing too I don't know I'm just nervous

so I'm I'm pushing

buttons five we need more power five

don't have no more

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power Mr 7even what is the planet below

made of the whole planet is covered with

steam I can see through

it race yourselves everyone we're going

to

crash Why do you get to me Captain I'm

older than you only by a few seconds but

oh what a difference those few seconds

can

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make what is this strange

stuff ooh that's smell

familiar I can't smell anything with

this cold but it certainly feels nice

and warm what are

those they look like noodle monsters but

friendly

ones I think it's a matab

ball mat

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ball

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my mushka with the chicken soup

enjoying I am asking you again chicken

soup have you never seen before what am

I looking like a space

alien wait I'm

stuck bless

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you

hey

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hey