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03x12 - Ahoy, Me Monsters!/A Pony Tale

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Seven Little Monsters". Aired: September 30, 2000 – October 6, 2003.*
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Show that focuses on seven monsters (Brothers Two, Three, Four, Five, and Seven and Sisters One and Six), each named after a different number from one to seven, and each has unique physical characteristics.

03x12 - Ahoy, Me Monsters!/A Pony Tale

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myself a little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

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oh

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trouble there they go

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hey

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98 99

100 ready or not here I come

foreign

movement oh no this isn't entirely Fair

hello body you weren't supposed to hide

too

hello

I know your answer I hear you would

someone please send my body over here

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be getting please

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if that's the rest of me could you

please let him know I require his help

come

in hello

hello

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did you ring the doorbell Belinda

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helping me mysterious a mysterious

envelope blessed by mysterious person

mysteriously

uh five last mistress cool I love

mysteries

I see you I see you all so who's it for

excuse me head without a body over here

sorry about that thank you ever so much

so who's the letter for pirate pirate

Captain tree

urgent and confidential

it sounds like a big important secret

that means

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Ahoy land hole I'll take that as a yes

bye Missy Cotton Tree not be me well

this mysterious envelope just came to

you

urgent and confidential that means

nobody can read it but me

me whatever

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oh boy I mean r

listen to this mateys it's from wait

don't tell us it's top secret remember I

but I want to tell somebody you said

nobody could read it but you I but but

you can hear it because you're all

members of me crew what do members of

your crew have to do whatever I tell you

too

wow a fat chance what if I were to tell

you there was Treasure involved Teresa

what kind of treasure well probably gold

doubloons and pieces of eight

i7 what exactly are doubloons doubloons

in Pirate language they're gold coins

and Pieces Of Eight they're gold coins

too so if we're your crew we get some of

the treasure too right there hmm bye in

that case read on

this Mischief was sent by none other

than Long John shorty

i7 thank you yes I was just wondering

who exactly is Long John shorty I admit

I don't rightly know he must be a pirate

Captain who cares who he is where's the

treasure says here it's somewhere in our

backyard let's go

wait up you scurvy dogs wait for your

cotton

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oh

where's the treasure I don't see any

treasure don't she know anything about

pirate and treasures are always buried

in the ground according to this letter

we have to follow the clues to find it

ah that sounds like work ah don't worry

matey I'm the cotton I'll do all the

thinking you just have to follow orders

ER I'm ready

here's the first clue what goes all

around the yard but never moves

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all around the yard but never moves all

right that's impossible we'll never find

the treasure hmm

wait I know I know the answer it's the

fence the fence goes all around the

guard but he doesn't move hey that's

right good work six well that was a

trick question I'm sure I'll figure out

the next one the next clue must be at

the fence then

here it is here it is

hmm

which one of these scurvy cards does not

belong

bar they're all shapes they all belong

this is some kind of dirty trick wait

it's The Circle the circle doesn't

belong why be it the circle all the

others have four straight sides see one

two three four one two three four one

two three four

the circle doesn't have four straight

sides it has one brown side

see I suppose so look around and you

shall see something the same shape as me

hmm

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I found another clue

go to the thing that rhymes with Carol

now what rhymes with Carol

that's not a word

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no blast nothing reigns with Carol hmm

finder

what rhymes with Carol five Carol Barrel

Carol barrel of course

I'm supposed to be the one figure in

these out

captain

I spy with my little eye something that

rhymes with three blast another rhyme

and clue

sandbox Garden Grass fence star nothing

rhymes with three

permission to speak Captain what is it I

believe I may have the answer to that

particular clue

what rhymes with three it has to be tree

right

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I'm just not very good at rhymes

I've got it

the last and

then clue don't get it wrong which one

of these does not belong

which one of these does not belong a

perplexing paradox

what do you think captain

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hey what are you doing over there we've

got to solve the last clue you don't

need

what are you talking about of course we

need you we're a pirate crew and you're

our captain our I'm no good at these

scurvy puzzles you can be the cotton

nah I don't know as much about pirating

as you do

you're the captain Oh

one we

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were right but I won't be able to solve

it either

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which of these does not belong

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hey I've got it the carrot grows in the

ground flowers grow in the ground trees

grow in the ground but bicycles

do not

I did it I figured it out well what does

it say what does it say Well done you

deserve a hand now start digging in the

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sandbox

power Mickeys think for the treasure

come on five

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we found it

quick let's see the double oons

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it's not doubloons at all no it's much

much better much better

more souls

cheddar chocolates and liver flavored

lollies

remember my bubble Incas don't be all at

once they're meeting be saving for later

some

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for leading us to the treasure

it was a pleasure leading such a good

crew who all worked together and thank

you long john shorty

Wherever You Are I wonder who Long John

shorty is

haha

foreign

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to this very day in old houses much like

this one you can sometimes hear the rap

rap of ghostly knocking it's the

knocking of the creepy crawly flip-flop

fender bender

quit getting around for

that wasn't me it wasn't

it's coming from the basement the creepy

crawly flip-flop fender bender is in our

basement but I just made that up there's

no such thing are you sure about that oh

dear oh dear oh dear

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why is there a star with quaking knees

Dost thou not Know Thy brother free ah

it's only three only three such churlish

words why didn't thou open the door

didn't thou herest my knocking

oh sorry why all the boxes our dear

mother has instructed me to oversee the

selection of toys for charity what

that's right mom wants us to pick out

toys we don't need anymore to give to

other children who do need them well

spoken one the toys will goeth in this

box

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my very first baseball myth I bet

someone would like that

one hula hoop going to a new home

it's Destro stripy pants into the box oh

I don't know you never play with him

anymore and I'm sure he'd be happier

with a new kid than sitting in that box

you're absolutely right six

bye bye Mr stripy pants

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Sparkles I used to write her and pretend

I was in the circus

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[Applause]

and that's why I named her sparkles

into the box not Sparkles I can't give

away Sparkles but you're too big to play

with her anymore I am not too big

oh

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I bet some little kid would love to have

her well then she could have adventures

with someone new pretty fair six do not

be miffed but please give of this

precious gift no

no hey sis you're not the only one who

played with that horse I used to pretend

that I had to deliver an important top

secret message to the president and only

the fastest horse in the world could get

me there in time

ah

so you see six six

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where'd she go she left and she took

Sparkles with her

oh great now I suppose we have to go

look for her we must seek out our

missing sister for sooth one and two go

as thou up the street four and five go

is thou down seven and myself shall go

around the block onward Fair friends

thank you

six six seven

I don't want to give you away Sparkles

and they're all wrong I'm not too big to

ride you

see just the right side

no maybe I am too big maybe you would be

happier in a new home

no you belong to me and I'm keeping you

and nothing can separate us

go

sparkles

Xbox

one

six six

is really upset about that horse I

didn't know she was so attached to it

well maybe we were a little hard on her

sometimes it's hard to let go of old

toys

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wait wait

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we have misplaced a sister Dear Mama

will be solely vexid with us whoa

whoa

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hey hey down here

a last poor seven I knew him Horatio oh

just put me back will you please well

for goodness sake man pull yourself

together

the missing steed

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get Zeus and odds Bodkins the missing

sister as well come along Horatio

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Sparkles come back

wait

it's red we have to wait

I'm so sorry I ran away I just wanted to

keep Sparkles but now she'll probably be

lost forever and no one will get to play

with her I know just how you feel about

sparkled six I too have fond memories of

Mr stripy pants I used to read him

medieval poetry

summer is a covered in growth seed and

bloweth Mead and spring at the wood Now

sing cuckoo

and I would tell him my problems and

when I looked in the fridge there was no

cheese no cheese at all

and he'd always laugh at my jokes

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he was such a good listener

faithful companions take heart that

which was Crimson is now a beauty is

shimmering Emerald

what the light is turned green

let's go

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sad

I don't know what the big deal is about

that horse

I mean riding a toy horse what's so fun

about that

huh

my kingdom for that whole five

away

during their chase the monsters detour

through a playground and individually

take turns on the slide

I'm falling

[Applause]

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sweet coming through

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dude

I thank you my fellow dudes

there she goes so many characters

thank you oh this is terrible and it's

all my fault I should have just put her

in the box but I didn't know she she's

gone forever for fathom 5 my horsey lies

wait

look

but that's impossible

hey look what I found

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Mary hi Mary

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you're safe

thank you Mary no problem you all know

my mom hi Mary's Mom hi Mary's mob

and this is my little cousin Carrie hi

hi Terry isn't she wearing your dress

Mary yeah it used to be my most favorite

grooviest dress but it doesn't fit

anymore so I gave it to Carrie you gave

away your favorite dress

sure there's no point in keeping it if

I'm too big for it I

I guess not

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six ran off because she doesn't want to

give Sparkles away sorry six

we shouldn't have forced you to do

something you didn't want to do that's

okay one you were right I am too big for

Sparkles now and I should give it to

someone new and I think I know who to

give it to

you like

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goodbye sparkles

we had a lot of fun times together and

I'm sure going to miss you

thank you

yeah

way to go six

it is a Melancholy time for thou to part

with a valiant Steed Sparkles goes on to

a new happy home thanks to six's

generous the

deed

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s

it sounds like sparkles just got a new

name

ha

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hey

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hey