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03x06 - A Clean Sweep/The Two Who Cried Ouch!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Seven Little Monsters". Aired: September 30, 2000 – October 6, 2003.*
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Show that focuses on seven monsters (Brothers Two, Three, Four, Five, and Seven and Sisters One and Six), each named after a different number from one to seven, and each has unique physical characteristics.

03x06 - A Clean Sweep/The Two Who Cried Ouch!

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myself a little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

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oh

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trouble there they go

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hey

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hurry up and sh**t too sit I'm trying to

concentrate

a bright summer day a simple putt little

did they know it would end in tragedy

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way to go five a hole in one

was that an earthquake it's coming from

our house a mysterious noise things that

go at you in the night the sneeze of

perhaps an alien life form oh that would

be so cool

one way to

wait

maybe it's a wild animal like a Savage

Hedgehog

whatever it is it sounds really really

big really really big

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it's in Mom's room we've got to save her

we're coming

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hello my Knuckles have you seen anything

suspicious in here any Italian Savage

hedgehogs though

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thank you

it sounds like you're sick me

oh that is impossible I am not sure

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thank you as I was think I cannot seek

being because I have so much to be today

doing you always say the best thing to

do when you're sick is to rest I can't

stay at bed today I'll be laundry doing

lunch baking and vacuuming doing and

pleasing being then after that I must

patch Bicycle Day Mom you have to rest

we can do the laundry lunch vacuuming

and cleaning for you we can sure we can

you just get some sleep and we'll take

care of everything well all right all of

you listen to what I trust her to after

things be looking did you hear that

everyone I'm in charge and my waddling

must come to me if help you need

thank you

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let's get to work we've got a lot to do

are you sure we can do everything sure

we can there's one two three four five

six seven of us how hard could it be

how hard could it be in a very short

while these unsuspecting monsters will

find out just what it's like who are you

talking to

uh no one

stay tuned now Mom put me in charge six

and seven will Dustin vacuum two and

three will do the laundry I'll supervise

what about us five light broke too can

you handle lunch

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not eating lunch making lunch oh yeah

sure I guess so

okay you two are making pancakes

don't start the oven or anything I'll

help you when you get to that part just

mix up the batter

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it's true

really is my color all right six you

start dusting and I'll get the vacuum

cleaner

foreign

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my

my God the whole room

dusting six thought it was a simple

household task little did she know it

was a trial of Terror

it's it's a robot from another dimension

it's just that

vacuum cleaner if you

think weighs a ton

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it's it's alive

yikes that's a lot of laundry two two

one is that you

oh hello I better go check on everybody

load up the washer and don't forget to

add the soap

um how much soap do I put in

I'm not sure maybe I should go ask Mom

no Mom trusts me to be in charge and we

don't need to bother her there's lots of

clothes so put in lots of soap I'll be

right back

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one cup flour cap plural two tablespoons

baking powder two tablespoon hello

um I don't think that looks right

um maybe we should ask Mom about this

don't bother Mom I'll be right back to

help you whoa

whoa

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hi Mom do you want anything no thank you

but are you sure everything is all right

I hear very loud noises upstairs

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I help me d*ck no not at all I'll be

right back

is going on seven and six are trapped in

a Vortex of horror from which There Is

No Escape

oh I forgot about that thank you for

saving us from that robot from another

dimension it is a vacuum cleaner it is

not a robot from another dimension hang

on to it this time yes ma'am

what now

is one overwhelmed by circumstances

Beyond her control no does she need

mom's help to battle the robots from

another dimension no are there

man-eating spiders living on Pluto what

so just something I've been wondering

recently this

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is

no we can do this just just

just keep mopping I'll be right back

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does pancake batter always do this I I

don't think so pancake batter or a brand

new life form

Mama's help anything uh no Mom no thanks

we're just playing a game

what fun

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it's not working what do we do I don't

know

oh my gosh I forgot about poo

huh hey wait for us

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behind this door Beyond this portal lies

a sight so gruesome so truly disturbing

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what is ongoing a strange coincidence of

bizarre accidents has coalesced in a

mind-blowing crescendo of chaos meaning

the washing machine's gone crazy and the

pancake batter were built and I broke

everything and the vacuum cleaner blew

up and it's all my fault is that all

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light up my wonderlings

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thank you my darlings look here my seven

in ski this is switched to supersonic it

should on low instead being

oh of course though six of Lika if you

be dusting doing that you should be

stopping the dancing until you are

finished one thing at a time my sweet

yeah mother

time only one cup of soap pouring in my

pooper neck one cup got it I think baby

peanut butter and turnip sandwiches be

better for lunch than Pancakes yes yes

smooth

Mom I'm really sorry I messed everything

up

they for sorry beak but you trusted me

and everything went wrong listen my what

lick you are a very smart girl and can

handle very many important things but

you must be knowing that there is

nothing wrong with asking for help when

you really need it thanks mom you are

welcome by Watsky ah

right

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thank you

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today is the day I beat one to the

dinner table don't count on it too old

pal I'll beat you one just watch me

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I'm going to be first today

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nice try to but you are too and that

means two comes right after one

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excuse me two having a little rest I

like what you did with the path too

gravel ramp cool

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get up Soldier it's chow time let's get

in that m*ssile I smell jerky

oh

I'll never get anything first I'll be

second forever

ah my two all of your brothers and

sisters are already having eaten I have

kept your Foods in the oven to be warm

keeping

shrimp with marshmallow on the kebaby I

know their favorite this is for you look

at this there are only two shrimps left

I know you are liking more with the

shrimps but they are all gone figures

I'm two so I always get second choice of

everything oh cooling no time is for

grumpy being time is for eating and then

washing for the bed oh no I'll miss all

the hot water

foreign

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first for my bath never and of course

the water will be cold

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or there'll be no water at all

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I stopped a little

and that could why didn't I get to pick

this story What story did you want to

hear that's the story I wanted to hear

but I wanted to choose it but that

doesn't make any sense you wouldn't

understand because you weren't too so

once there was a little fire engine who

had to hurry everywhere

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um

hello

dueling are you all right being

I don't feel so good

my my you are a little warm feeling I

have a big tummy ache mom

what's the matter with you two

oh yeah oh it is sounding not too good

in there I am thinking that two is sick

oh we've got to do everything we can to

make him feel better

I will file your evil plans Lord thank

goodies

I'm angry

I've prepared a little song for you

because you're sick too would you like

to hear it oh yes please okay here goes

welcome

I hear you're feeling poorly so hurry up

and get wet

I'm all right

catchy

how are you feeling too a little better

I thought you might like me to read you

one of your favorite comic books

nostrilator and sinus boy I love this

one hello son word is your feeling to

ship shape a stomachache sir well that's

why I brought you this I give the purple

foot of honor to all my wounded soldiers

making way for the mom

temperature is normal being is your

tummy still aching

nope then up you're getting no longer

sick are you my mushka I am making with

the breakfast

ratia hey don't you guys want to sing

and dance for me and tell me jokes

you're not sick anymore too

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G Belinda Linda it was great being sick

I mean not the being sick part but

everybody did everything I wanted them

to do and I was first in everything the

center of attention if only I was sick

all the time then I get that treatment

every day hey that's it

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ouch ouch

are you all right too I stubbed my nose

I think I'm going into nasal shock oh

gosh is there anything we can do maybe

if I got into the shower right away it

would reverse the effects hmm something

seems fishy here

oh there's no shock increasing hurry

hurry hit the shower Soldier ah I feel

better already

I'm feeling much better now

I'm afraid there's no more hot water

though

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hey two robbery can get raking mom told

us to clean up the backyard

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[Laughter]

are you all right I think I sprained my

ankle

afraid I won't be able to help you guys

with the cleaning up isn't that handy or

somebody is faking to get out of doing

their chores who him

two would never do such a thing Soldier

did I just hear you call your fellow

Soldier tour

I guess I could work it's not so bad

nonsense you have to rest I'll make you

your favorite sandwich pumpkin tuna and

bologna on ride

I still think that something's fishy in

Denmark

you want to play ball Belinda

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go get it girl bring it here go get it

girl

I knew you were faking oh I'm just

trying to stretch it a bit talk to the

hand faker

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what are you being up for two it is the

middle of the night being

mom I've been a bad monster how is that

possible I pretended to be hurt so that

everyone would do things for me

really it's just that I'm always second

and everything and it's nice to be the

center of attention there is a story I

was told by my mom when I was a little

girl being once there was a little girl

in the rainforest being she was told to

guard the special Uber blue fruit that

was rare and precious to her Village and

everyone is knowing that the sloths love

Uber blue fruit

foreign

was thinking that funny it would be if

she was calling sloth when no slot there

was

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the girl thought it would be funny to do

it again

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then a sloth really did come

but no one came the tribe didn't believe

her because she was not telling with the

truth fortunately This Love is falling

asleep and falling out of the tree

yeah

so if you are often not telling the

truth a time will come when you are

needing people to believe you and they

will not you're right Mom I'm gonna tell

them all tomorrow and ask them to

forgive me

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I'm sorry I lied about being sick

no no no no I'm sorry I lied no

guys I have something to do

ouch

oh well if it isn't the big Fibber two

my nose is stuck you guys oh really hey

everybody two's nose is stuck you can't

fool us this time too we know your

little game have you no shame Soldier

you see I told them all about you

playing with Belinda and they know you

were only faking just like you are

faking now I'm sorry you guys I really

am I just wanted to feel special and get

all the attention it was wrong I was

coming here to apologize to you all when

I got my nose stuck in this tree and it

really is stuck oh you can't fool me

with a nose in the tree routine I wasn't

born yesterday oh I think you tell her

the truth don't be fooled five he's

already

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say that does look pretty sore

oh maybe we should get Mom come on

everybody if we pull together we can do

this

[Applause]

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[Applause]

thanks guys let's get you home and put

some ice on it

I am sorry I lied about being sick you

guys I'll always tell the truth from now

on because I know that if I want to

count on you you have to be able to

count on me I don't want to be the girl

who cried sloth

what

I mean the two who cried ouch oh right

here last one home is a peanut butter

and Jellyfish sandwich

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hey

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hey