02x06 - Splitting Hairs

[bunniefuu]

I set up a little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

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they go

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hey

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this is the story of our other two he's

very smart IQ

foreign

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where is everyone

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boy this is my favorite part of the show

welcome back to who knows what we're

talking about I'm fleebit blather and

it's animal contestant day

stinky are you ready to go to the

lightning round

what's on two

it's my favorite game show not that show

again let's watch something else

a barrel of monkeys is on Channel 7.

Beauty Chit Chat s on

my favorite

favorite part of my favorite show five

get me that remote control

five let go of my nose shouting and

yelling I am hearing and not from the

television I am thinking

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five put your tongue back in your mouth

I want to watch my game show who was

watching here TV first I was then we are

letting two watching his show yes yes

thanks Mom and two you are being careful

with your nose yes I will Mom sorry

here we go if you get this right stinky

you go to the big prize question of the

day so why did the chicken cross the

road a to get to the other side B to get

to the middle or C to chase the

neighbor's cat no please last time I

heard that one I fell off my dinosaur

you have a dinosaur I know the answer to

this one let's see I don't think a

chicken would want to be in the middle

of the road do chickens like cats oh

brother

stinky has selected a the chicken

crossed the road to get to the other

side that answer is correct stinky

you've reached a big prize question of

the day

way to go to Stinky Pants knew the

answer and you didn't you didn't get it

either for but two watches this show all

the time he should know it

and now stinky our final question to be

our grand prize winner look at the

following pictures stinky which one of

these three animals does not belong in

the barnyard is it a chicken B cow or C

zebra I know I know

well too did he say zebra it looks like

a horse B it's going to be B

yeah yes it's C the zebra

a zebra I thought it was a horse well it

really doesn't matter what you thought

to you were wrong cut it out for it's

only a game hey g*ng that's all the time

we have but remember you too can be on

our show two me hey two you should go on

the show we can all use a good laugh you

know something for if two did get on

that show he'd do great maybe I will

okay Mr smartypants here's your chance

just send a postcard with your name and

address to who knows what we're talking

about Studio B Middleville if we choose

your name all you have to do is answer a

skill testing question and you're ready

Eddie to be on our show

oh

come on let's go outside okay last one

out of the Sardine and pickled beet

sandwich

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foreign

can I ask you a question yeah where's my

Dusky I want to go on who knows what

we're talking about but I don't think

I'm smart enough but my tokles is a very

smart boy being what must you do to go

on this show send a postcard but

I don't know how to send a postcard

first you must be having address you

want to be sending to yes what's an

address every street has name and every

house has number so we are knowing where

to send mail

this is address oh so our address is one

two three four five six seven Chestnut

Street now what is name of person you

want postcard sending to sleep it

blather at who knows what we're talking

about Studio B Middleville is good my

pickles memory so first we are writing

name and address so we know where

postcard is going this goes on front of

card thanks Mom

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is looking also like my tools needs

haircut soon no haircut something is

wrong with The Cutting of the hair well

ah mom you know I've never had a haircut

doesn't it hurt of course haircut is not

hurting

and now you are wanting to make sure you

are putting your name and address in

left corner so they know it's from you

oh

it's very good now I'm back you can be

writing to Mr blather

I would like to be on your show

thank you

too

does that sound good mom is sounding

very good to your mom so now you must

have stamp

what does that do

stamp is how you are paying for mailman

to pick up and be delivering a letter or

postcard could my picture be on the

stamp many pictures are on stamps

presidents famous people fruits and

flowers even but no picture of Me

Maybe someday my pookals and if this

were up to your mom all my seven little

monsters on stamps they would be

thank you

top of the Martin to you Mr two have you

seen me sheep three is that you hey

watch where you're swinging that

shillaily boy oh I ate Shepherd tree

himself Belinda me loyal sheep cow seems

to have lost me sheep I haven't seen any

sheep but I'm off to mail my postcard

good luck to you lady

thank you

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excuse me

pardon me

two where are you going going to mail my

postcard

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oh goodness it's raining I better get to

the mailbox before it really starts to

pour

oh no

two watch where you're going I am

watching where I'm going let me help you

oh

that sure is a smelly mailbox two you

put the postcard in the garbage really

the mailbox is over here oh who am I

kidding

if I can't even mail a letter I'm not

smart enough to be on that show

you are really smart too you just need a

little more confidence in yourself

and a haircut to see where you're going

oh no I'm not getting my hair cut it's

going to hurt it doesn't hurt at all

trust me

oh

did you see that see what

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what are we going to do with our dear

brother too

please

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oh yeah

I can't why not because it's scary

what's scary about a haircut when you

pull on your hair it hurts so if you cut

your hair wow it must really hurt

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that does hurt maybe two is right and

I've heard people talk about getting a

bad haircut six you know about that

stuff oh well a bad haircut could

certainly ruin a person's whole year

unless they happen to be me

in which case nothing could spoil this

beauty

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two all you need is a good Barber but

what if my hair doesn't grow back I

could wind up with no hair on my head

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two there's nothing wrong with getting a

haircut everyone does it faith in bakura

if you want to get cheered look no

further just say the word lad and I'll

trim your locks faster than you can say

Danny Boy Danny Boy Danny Boy Danny boy

that would be three haircuts you should

have finished by now if and you want me

to start with you Lani I'll be more than

happy to share your green head no thanks

I don't want to get a haircut I wish my

hair would never grow why does my hair

have to grow anyway why you ask does

your hair grow well by the we folk I'd

be glad you're asking

hey that's my head I and what a fine

header here you have blood let's take a

closer look you can see now that your

hair is actually made up of hundreds of

single layers

it looks like a forest in there hi it is

a good thing to think of it that way or

like a lawn of green grass but unlike

trees and grass your hair comes out of

your scalp which is the skin on top of

your head

folks think their hair grows at the end

but it'll always be starting at the

bottom of your scalp that's why if in

your pull out a hair you're pulling on

your scalp which is like pulling on your

skin and it hurts

Jeepers you don't want to do that again

with the help of a grown-up or a

professional barber you can get a

haircut where he or she will only cut

the end of the hair and not be pulling

on it so it won't hurt

so what do you say me boy oh off to the

barbershop with you uh

maybe later if I'm gonna go on my

favorite game show I better go get ready

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two what on Earth are you doing up there

hello sex I'm reading I can see that but

upside down it's the only way to keep

the hair out of my eyes

but wouldn't you rather get a haircut

then you wouldn't have to be hanging all

upside down well I'm too busy now to get

a haircut reading reading that's my name

huh and I always thought your name was

too

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foreign

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foreign

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hold still now so I can count it one two

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goalie

where is everybody hello two where did

you get all these books the library I've

been up all night reading the story of

Samson he was the strongest man in the

world did you know he got his strength

from his hair fine wake up and pull me

up there that's very interesting too but

if this is your plan to get smarter

we're gonna need a bigger house four it

wouldn't hurt if you read a book or two

you know well I'd certainly have plenty

to choose from thanks to genius here two

really you can't stay up there forever

don't you think it's time to get a

haircut

foreign

I'll get it

thanks

toe it's for you hey come back here

at last this is it it's from my favorite

game show read it too maybe it's good

news congratulations you have been

selected to be a contestant on who knows

what we're talking about just call this

number and answer a skill testing

question if your answer is correct you

will be on the show

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how exciting are you ready to

he's ready already what's the number

it's right here on the card five five

five zero one two three what

what if I don't get the answer right two

you'll do just fine come on we'll all

help you dial it

lad you've got three fives there in your

number you need to push it three times

and since you pushed it once already you

only need to do it two more times

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for a guy who's supposed to know a lot

about sheep you sure know a lot about

three hey you would too if in your hot

tree sheep

oh five just push the buttons five five

oh goody I get to push zero

now it's my turn to push one since I'm

one

two three

oh my gosh it's ringing

hello hello this is flavored blather

from who knows what we're talking about

who am I speaking to two two I'm

speaking to two yes okay two get ready

in ancient times there lived a man named

Samson he was famous for his Incredible

strength

the question is how did Samson lose his

strength

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isn't that who you were reading about

this morning it's a hard one do you know

the answer to come on how did Samson

lose his strength

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he got his hair cut you are 100 right to

we'll see you on the show tomorrow

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way to go too faith and begories were

well answered ah he just got lucky

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oh he's

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he's up yay too

what are my little Wonka lankas be doing

Mom I'm gonna be on who knows what we're

talking about

happy I am that you are going on this

television showing but for a nice

handsome monster like my tuckles nobody

will be seeing his face with so much

hair but Mom no with the butt mom

haircut you have been needing and the

haircut you will be having

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two is going on the show to show what he

knows

it's gonna be tough but he knows a lot

of stuff

what is it gonna be enough

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this won't hurt will it look if you're

so smart you should know there's nothing

to it

five leave the chair alone

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huh

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I told you to leave the chair alone

Pharrell

here too let me show you how it's done

a little off the top please

hi laddy I'll be happy to take a wee bit

from you

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I just said a little must not be me

lucky day

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I'll tell you what if you cut one hair

and it doesn't hurt then cut two

then three and we'll see how it goes

okay what a smart idea

okay

the next one

well two did it hurt uh

no

but now try two

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that's true

what do you think too I think this isn't

so bad actually it's kind of fun go

ahead Mr Barber do your stuff I step

slip here and a step slip there one here

two here three and four before

all done young man I can see again and

we can see you all my pickles is looking

very handsome a little Memento for you

mother and for this I am pleasuring six

and for you Mr Barber I am thanking you

very much and now on to the show

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oh dear oh dear oh dear I can't do it I

can't do it I can't do it what is wrong

with my two girls mom I can't go on I'm

not going to answer the questions

correctly but my tokles is very smart or

else why would he be being asked to be

on this show but if Samson lost his

strength when he got his hair cut what

if I lose my smarts when I got my hair

cut you are thinking that it is the hair

that makes you smart well

I could even with all those books you

are reading you are still thinking it is

your hair then if it is hair you are

needing here is hair

thanks Mom me you should not be thinking

maybe there is someone else you should

be thinking and thinking about too

mom something else my doogles I was

thinking about what you were saying

and maybe the one I should be thinking

is me

really well I know that I've read enough

books to know that hair doesn't make you

smarter reading and studying does this

is good thinking I am thinking so really

what I'm saying is I don't have to have

this I believe in myself and if I can do

that I can do anything

never was there such a smart monster

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ladies and gentlemen my name is fleebit

blather and I'm here to welcome you to

another exciting episode of who knows

what we're talking about

now is everybody ready

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let's give a big hand folks to today's

contestant all the way from Chestnut

Street

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thank you

two are you ready to light up that

pyramid and be the big winner for today

I'm ready

and I am with so much pride for my poop

first thing I am like a bubble

here we go

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four what are you doing with all those

books I'm playing the piano with them

what does it look like one well if I

didn't know any better I'd say you were

reading them Bingo and when I'm done

I'll be just as smart as two and then

I'll win that game show

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a glorious male where is hiding my pizza

cutter here Mom you can use the trophy I

want on the game show

you are a smart boy My Little Dusky

hahaha

and that's the story of my brother too

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he's one smart guy with the high IQ

but first he had to learn that simple

rule

oh yeah

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hey