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02x04 - The Whole Tooth

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Seven Little Monsters". Aired: September 30, 2000 – October 6, 2003.*
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Show that focuses on seven monsters (Brothers Two, Three, Four, Five, and Seven and Sisters One and Six), each named after a different number from one to seven, and each has unique physical characteristics.

02x04 - The Whole Tooth

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myself a little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

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oh

my God

's trouble there they go

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hey

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monsters hey

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foreign

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listen hair you're not the boss of me

I'm the boss of you huh

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oh you handsome devil

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I Am the Swan Queen

oh

sorry for hey I like what you've done

with your hair gee thanks six

how can one improve on perfection

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oopsie

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foreign

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when you have to make your bed do your

feet and then your head first the sheet

and then the blanket when you're done be

sure to thank it if you learn this

little rhyme you'll make your bed right

every time

be sure to look out for your nose

otherwise this way it goes

oh still five

tickly

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perfect

oh dear

never mind that's seven something

terrible has happened and my life as I

have known it is about to be over

six what's wrong just everything what

now mom wash your favorite tutu and it

faded much worse although that is pretty

horrible for my tooth my perfectly

wonderful perfect tooth is loose does it

hurt what does it smell like let's have

a look-see you've got to take your hands

away six or we won't be able to see it

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oh spooky cool six it isn't cool it

isn't cool at all it's terrible

well since you put it that way put four

down two okay four has bad breath and

throws like a girl no not that kind of

put down two put four back down on the

floor oh sorry for oh well thanks a

bunch why are you so upset six it's only

a loose tooth

finally get to be the lead swan in the

ballet recital and my tooth is going to

fall out but swans don't have teeth

that's not the point if I don't have a

tooth I won't be beautiful how can I be

be a swan when I look like an ugly

duckling look at the bright side six

when you lose the tooth you can get a

job at the circus I'd bet we'd even get

free hot dogs hot dogs cut it out for

I don't understand my tooth was fine

yesterday why has it come loose all of a

sudden oh golly what if six has a

strange tooth loosening virus that will

make everyone's teeth loosen and fall

out then we could only drink juice and

eat porridge parrots don't be ridiculous

seven it could happen for in fact I

think my nose is getting loose

Point enough of your nonsense it's time

for mine and who are you supposed to be

three that's Dr three my little green

friend and don't you forget it doctor of

dentistry orthodontia and shoes yeah

what a heel what we have here is a

dental dilemma hey watch it you two

remind me of an anteater I once caught

in my pajamas how he got in my pajamas

I'll never know you must have had ants

in your pants I didn't know I was

working with a partner two if your mouth

is as big as your nose I could be able

to retire early how loose this loose

tooth is it a tricuspid bicuspid or a

henway what's a henway about four pounds

I had to ask doctor three it's six's

tooth that is loose why didn't you say

so

hello toots open up and let Dr three

have a peek

ah I see what the problem is you seem to

have a bunch of fingers in your mouth

come come now there's no reason to be

shy it's not like I'm gonna hurt you you

on the other hand Why I oughta as I was

saying on the other hand there's five

fingers

now then open wide

oh you're shaking your head which means

no no no

Oh you mean yes yes yes so what are you

waiting for sister open your mouth

and people say that I'm confusing I've

got just the thing for such an occasion

try as you might doctor you're not going

to get me to open my mouth works every

time now let's have a look see

hmm very interesting what do you see you

should definitely floss more

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fascinating well six as a qualified

dentist I can definitely say without a

doubt that you have a loose tooth I

thought you said you were a doctor not a

dentist well a dentist is a doctor a

doctor of teeth but that still doesn't

mean I know what I'm talking about what

can you do to help me Dr Dre using just

this wheelbarrow some anchor chain pull

into the cow and a grandfather clock I

can rid you of that pesky tooth what's

the clock for to tell what time it is

I'm billing it by the hour

I don't want to lose my tooth it has to

fall out sometime no

there there little lady there's no point

in crying over spilled teeth it's the

most natural thing in the world the

reason the tooth falls out is a new

tooth that's even stronger and shinier

is waiting to come in and the old tooth

has to move out of its way really

absolutely two Hit The Lights

he meant turn off the lights sorry

when we are born it looks like we don't

have any teeth at first all we can see

are our gums the gums are the pink

ceilings and floors of our mouths but if

we were to take a closer look we'd see

that there are tiny teeth inside those

gums just waiting to come out we call

them baby teeth that goes without saying

it takes about a year for the first few

baby teeth to come in but it isn't very

long before we start to get bigger our

mouths get bigger and as our mouths get

bigger then it's time for the big teeth

to come in

foreign

s mean bigger foods and to chew those

bigger Foods we need those bigger teeth

but if those big teeth are going to have

enough room the baby teeth are gonna

have to come out one by one the big

teeth fill in the spaces left by the

baby teeth these teeth will last you

forever if you take good care of them

brush and floss and see the dentist two

times a year now then didn't that sound

like I knew what I was talking about you

never know what you're talking about

precisely but the important thing is

your tooth wants to come out to make

room for the big tooth

with a big hole in my teeth

may I just point out again that swans

have no teeth

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guys I think maybe we should leave six

alone for a while until she's feeling

better yeah one's right six needs to

chew on this by yourself for a while

four

sorry I guess I hit a nerve out

three maybe we could make my tooth stay

in my mouth just until the dance recital

is over my dear six the dentist is on

the case

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[Applause]

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more careful being with the stretching

sorry mother come over here six

ta-da

what is it is this going to keep my

tooth from falling out well if it

doesn't then my name isn't Rufus tea

Quackenbush but your name isn't the

Rufus te Quack and Bush precisely just

stand still six and let me work my magic

hmm

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genius or something that rhymes with

genius but nothing rhymes with genius no

nothing rhymes with nothing except maybe

a buffing or crething well that proves

my point now six back to you it's an

inflatable Dental shock absorbing cocoon

it protects you from harmful vibrations

that could jar your tooth loose

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I can't move at all how am I supposed to

dance in the recital badly

well I certainly get an A forever

save you thought my last idea didn't

work wait till you see this one it's my

soon to be patented anti-tooth loosening

helmet

what did you say

it's heavy is that what you said good

because for a moment there I thought you

said it was Heavy

anyway my dear let's see you dance

okay make with a boogie woogie and I do

mean Boogie

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thing of beauty six I see swans now leap

by little swan take flight

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okay so it needs a little work I suppose

you could do better

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it's a good thing I get those light

bulbs wholesale Belinda whatever I'm

paying you it's not enough and if I am

paying you it's entirely too much

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trust me six because if you don't who

will certainly not me

are you sure smile for the birdie

I feel silly but is your tooth wiggling

no well what do you know I actually

surprised myself sometimes and the gum

is sugar-free

okay Swan cakes be the dancer of my

dreams or at least show me why I haven't

been getting enough sleep

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I swear you could dance

I can hear the Applause already you'll

be the toast of the town and if you do

get the toast I'll take mine with bacon

and eggs

whoa I wonder if I have another

appointment I should be at right now

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I'm sure there's a bright side to this

and when I find it I'll mail you a

letter

if I had any sense at all I would have

given up by now but where there's a will

there's a way whatever that means I know

I'll just not eat until the recital is

over I don't use the tooth it won't get

any looser and it won't fall out six if

I didn't know better I'd say you went to

the same School of Dentistry I didn't

attend

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eat my kinderlings for the energy you're

leaving

oh my God

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my sixth thing is eating very fast

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eating all of the porridge but growling

still is your stomach

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hmm

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when cow is fat and stomach is growling

thinking I am there is something you are

not telling me

she doesn't want to eat because she has

a loose tooth

let us see this loosening tooth

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whoa

6. loose tooth or no eating you must

food is for making healthy here is being

your favorite and marshmallow

come on six it's only a soft little

marshmallow that tooth will probably use

it for a pillow nothing to be afraid of

smells like a good idea as your dentist

I advise you to eat it

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um

oh no oh no

look at me how can I go to the recital

now

sexling

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don't be sad six no

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we still think you're beautiful six yeah

even if you are ugly

hey what did I say

accepting you should not be they're

losing of the tootsies to everyone

happening

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better you should be feeling yes

we're leaving this down the stairs

I don't want it oh my darling taking it

you must be what for it made me ugly for

to be putting it under your pillow

tonight what would I want to do that how

can this be you are not knowing the

story of the tooth dwarfs tooth Dwarfs

listening now and you are hearing a

story my mama told me and her mama told

her

whenever a little monster is a tooth

losing

they are putting it under the pillow at

night

then while they are making with the

sleeping

that boot Dwarfs far away in their

mountain made of lost teeth begin

working with the magic

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okay tooth dwarfs we've got the green

light and green means go subject is

asleep

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okay prepare a tooth for departure in

the heart of tooth Mountain the tooth

dwarves are growing the new team

for all the children who are losing them

okay this one's ripe

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got it check

perfecto

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okie dokie time for Polish wax on

wax off

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then that tooth dwarves are boarding

their magic flying tooth card with

pulling by their Flying Cow

aboard

has Belinda eaten her magic flying

porridge

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ready for takeoff check to secure check

door open check

and a waitress to go Belinda ready

and away we go

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have you been eating the magic flying

porridge again sorry

there that's the place

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nice landing I had to hold on to five so

I couldn't steer properly

Rubble

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four you and seven get the new tooth

into position the rest of you follow me

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two three nose Jack maneuver Roger Wilco

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hurry up all

yeah

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got it

nothing but net

when you lose a tooth never have a fear

he felt a friendly tooth Lords are

always very near they will bring a new

tooth from their magic glitches and

leave you something nice to put a smile

up on your face first some magic

painless dust

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so it won't hurt a bit

let's go our job here is done

and with the lucky little monsters

Bluetooth in place their tooth dwarves

are then flying back to their tooth

Mountain after a good night's work

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is that true that Legend has been being

in my family for many years my bubba

link so now with the pudding of your

tooth under your pillow tonight for the

tooth dwarfs yes Mother

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good night my kinderlings

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you two dwarfs aren't going to take my

tooth and tomorrow I'll find a way to

stick it back in for good

there

just try and get my tooth now

and I'll lie with my head on this bag of

rock so I won't go to sleep

so clever you'll never fall asleep in a

Million

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oh no I fell asleep oh my God

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they came

foreign

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nobody has to see my ugly teeth

this is one swan who will never smile

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so exciting this is for me and my

mushkas you bet mom

seven the boy behind you can't see the

stage sorry is that better

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four steps she looked so unhappy and

this should be the happiest day of her

life if only someone had an idea that

would make her smile

I wonder why I never get tired of that

joke what joke

black licorice and 12 hard-boiled eggs

and hold the hard-boiled eggs

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[Applause]

thank you

this thing I am knowing sometimes in the

body that is changing like with tooths

making changes is for making big happy

smiles

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hey

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hey