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02x01 - Losing Sam

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Seven Little Monsters". Aired: September 30, 2000 – October 6, 2003.*
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Show that focuses on seven monsters (Brothers Two, Three, Four, Five, and Seven and Sisters One and Six), each named after a different number from one to seven, and each has unique physical characteristics.

02x01 - Losing Sam

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myself a little monsters seven little

monsters seven little monsters

what's up

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cause trouble there they go

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hey

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The Carnival

oh yes the carnival I love the carnival

do you know why five

Oh Captain

no not cotton candy and don't speak with

your mouth full five

I love the carnival because of the games

the coconut shot put

will you throw a coconut and knock down

a Target and win a prize or test your

Eagle Eye as you bust a balloon and win

a prize or the duck pond you pick a duck

out of the water and win a prize do you

see the pattern here five

rise is five prizes you can win prizes

succulent stuffed elephants the gorgeous

gifties The Cheeky chachkas prizes

and there's nothing I like more

more prizes

no of course not I love you more than

prizes five but prizes are a close

second now come on let's win some prizes

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a turtle

five

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win a turtle five this is the hardest

game to win you have to throw a ping

pong ball into the tiny little bowl it's

impossible rip it through the rim it

through though

five you're throwing your money away you

can't win we'll not turtle

all right don't say I didn't warn you

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yes

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so

sweet

I'm a smooth and moving thing

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foreign

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nothing this is a big sale oh sorry

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um

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hey five look at all these cool prizes I

am the king of the Midway

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it's okay five I'll share my stuff with

you no thank you

I ride over to the turtle well try again

maybe you'll win I thought you had the

big model well I only have one more

quarter left and I needed to play the

golf club toss

hey stop crying five you're making my

prizes soggy listen if I win the ping

pong ball toss for you will you stop

crying

yeah sure if I win you can have the

turtle

all right what her mother's poor

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to concentrate

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one barley

hmm

I have to make a count

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stop chewing my plastic spider

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[Applause]

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well when you're hot you're hot

Changing My Hairstyle

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I think it's time to change my hairstyle

why oh one don't you see all the most

beautiful people in the world change the

hairstyles all the time why I mean if

they were truly beautiful in the first

place why would they change anything at

all what to be even more beautiful I

think you shouldn't spend so much time

looking at fashion magazines and

concentrate on more important things

what's more important than me

look at the loot I want at the carnival

I cleaned up such a clever little

booking and what is five winning for

ramblia two though I don't know him Sam

Sam is nice name for turtle I gotta play

with him no still running please hey

fine wait for me

no running pleasing one will you help me

with my new hairstyle why because you're

my sister and sister should help each

other oh all right

no running on the stairs be doing of

course not Mom I'll walk in a ladylike

fashion

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see sorry Mom it's all right my

bubalinka

I was always blue I did not know what to

do but now that I found you my dreams

are coming true

wherever you go

that's where I am

my friend Sam

and he'll always be a part of my plan

for my friend

Sam

we're never apart and right from the

start I loved him as much as a monster

can

whenever I see sound my heart does a

handstand

my friend Sam

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my friend Sam

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Waxing My Nose

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where are you

I saw this job

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done cold

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time to wax my nose because nine out of

ten nose doctors surveyed agree a waxy

nose is a healthy nose foreign

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some careless person left those things

out carelessly

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oh someone has left water in the tub now

there's an accident waiting to happen

even a small amount of water in a tub

can be dangerous

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oh God

damn is gone

[Applause]

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I don't know if I can stand the sand how

do I look

sad six

very sad

was going for five you shouldn't have

left Sam alone in the tub huh

Now isn't the time for blaming for five

needs Comfort sorry five I didn't mean

it

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so what we got here is one of them

situations where you need a good plumber

and fortunately for use the greatest

plumber in the world is here

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can you help three you better believe it

sister

I'm not saying I'll be able to get him

back but I think we can give a little

shell a Fighting Chance don't get five

Folks up you're not even a real plumber

step back if you don't want to get

height I'll believe it when I see it

I'll get that Turtle back my name ain't

tree your name isn't tree it's three

forget about it

thank you

a little left

a little bit of right

now what you got here is one of them new

uh plug jobs it'll take a little elbow

grease I knew it you couldn't open a jar

of peanuts flip strong fight

hey that's my dog you got a problem Bob

yeah you

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all right I got your drain plate up

let's see if your same guy is in here

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chew up your hands spouse the Elder I

collected a lot of box tops with that

sorry big fella Sam ain't in there you

shouldn't have got his hopes up I'm

sorry five

hey pal don't give up yet our little

Sammy might be in any of these here

pipes how do we find him this way

uh guys guys

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behind your walls of your house there

are a lot of things you never see you

mean like

bugs no pretty cat like wires and things

and pipes

thank you

foreign

anybody can do that all right all right

maybe not anybody there's water in all

these pipes where does you think water

goes from the sink or the tub or the

turret after you use it but why don't we

just use the same water over and over

again instead of sending it all over the

place if you use the same water over and

over again it would get very dirty and

we'd end up getting sick from it I

wouldn't want to eat a potato boiled in

five's bath water would you no offense

five one turkey so what pipe is salmon

Bub I'm glad you asked that my grouchy

friend when you have a bag in the tub

the water goes out of the plug hole and

into a pipe the pipe runs through the

walls and takes the water down to a

bigger pipe outside of the house the

used water flows out of the house and

joins a big pipe that runs under the

street called a sewer pipe followed a

pipe and where the pipe ends that's

where we'll find Sam you got it pal uh

sister G if it's underground how do we

follow it yes smart guy can you make the

street invisible too see that that's

called a manhole these manholes allow

workmen into the sewer pipes that's how

they fixed them when there's a leak

maybe yeah maybe no

I'm coming

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up there

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Sewers

five you have to be more careful you

can't just jump into sewer pipes I gotta

agree with a green guy here Suez ain't

no place to play you gotta use your head

if you don't want to get hyped

hey I have an idea

oh God you're ruining a new hairdo but

it's all for a good cause six yeah if we

find Sam you'll be a hero really they

might even make a movie about it all

right Mr Noggin can you see the title

what did he say

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you ain't making no sense with that

braiding your mouth

I said nothing yet lower me

oh gosh

seven are you all right yes but it is

awfully dark and smelly down here we've

got to get his head out of there hey

there young fella you shouldn't be down

here I know I was just looking for our

Turtle seven who

too

your odds lose something

thank you

we are looking for a turtle did you

happen to see him nope but you might

want to follow this pipe out to the

other end maybe your weed Turtle will be

there which way do we go see that

manhole cover

the one with the A on it yep and what

comes after e the letter b

all we've got to do is follow the

alphabet to the end you got it now I

have to go back to work so good luck

come on we got a turtle to find

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eyes baby if I just pull my dope out

oh yeah

oh

well they have to come back sometime

might as well practice my addition one

plus one is two two plus two is four

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hey everybody over here

great what's next

thank you

I found C

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here's Kay

this is what you call an l

right right we'll never know why five

sometimes bad things happen to good

people at Turtles

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no

guys I think we found the Z

this is what you call your purification

plan rather perfectly

purification plan five the Dotty water

goes in there deity and comes out the

other end clean so it can be used again

other and that must be where Sam is to

the other side of the

hello hold on you don't understand the

plant leads to the ocean

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Goodbye Sam

what is wrong

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I could never have a bad girl ever go

right and never come back too yay

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you can't be thinking that way pets and

the peoples won't be lasting forever it

is not your fault being rural be

listening to your mom this is a sad day

when a friend you are losing

but you know sometimes we lose the

people we are loving but what is

sometimes helping us to feel better is

if we get together with all the people

who are knowing that loved person and

talking about them that's a great idea

mom we'll have a time for remembering

for Sam and we'll all tell our best

story about him

really

since I am the most glamorous of us all

it seems only natural that I fix should

speak first today

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what's a total a total with a very

pretty shell you you're so pretty in

fact I wish that I had a shell so that I

could be as pretty as Sam was

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I meant to do that

I didn't know Sam very long but I know

he was a good Turtle he was hard on the

outside but that hit a softer interior

he swam very well and kept his bowl

clean as can be he's no longer with us

but I know he would all want us to

remember him for the happy times he

brought us

goodbye Sam we'll miss you

they're they're five they're there

speaking is a plumber and a friend Sam

the title was more than just a reptile

he was like one of them teachers by

going down a drain pipe the way he did

he taught us in a roundabout way about

the pipes that bring water to our house

and where water goes after we use it

he would have made a wonderful plumber

if he weren't such a great title

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what can I say about Sam the turtle that

uh Belinda hasn't already said so

beautifully just this anyone who can

bring such joy to my brother five I

consider him be he Turtle barn owl or

monkey to be a good friend of mine

I would like to think Sam didn't go down

the drain at all

perhaps he fell out the window and a

Giant Eagle picked him up and carried

him away they flew over the ocean to the

land of Bob's your uncle where the good

young Fulton was Leading the People

against the evil squirrel of tingle who

had taken over the castle and ruled the

people with cruelty and meanness

and pelted them with foul smelling nuts

but the eagle dropped Sam who landed

with a bang on the evil squirrel's head

so the good young Falcon made Sam a lord

of the kingdom and gave him a rather

snazzy hat

soon maybe Sam is in a better place and

is happy too

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wait where is my little dueling two

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directions

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[Applause]

I love these happy endings

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one of these days three one of these

days

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now this is the style I was looking for

it's exactly the same as it always was I

guess you can't improve on Perfection

five I hope you are learning to be more

careful with your Sami turtle

yes Mama and no more turtleing in the

bathtub no mama you are being happy now

family but you should be knowing that

one day all things must be going away

Turtles and people do

it is what happens sad but true

if I love Sammy now and forever that is

a good way to be thinking good night my

kinderlings

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Sam must have fallen behind the tub and

then climb back up

all the way from Bob's your uncle it

could have happened

two what are you doing with the nose in

the pipe sticking huh

Bob in bed you should be being I will

just be pulling the nose out no

sounds to me like

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hey

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hey