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01x19 - Sneezing Cold

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Blaze and the Monster Machines". Aired: October 13, 2014 - June 12, 2020.*
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AJ is an 8-year-old techie who drives monster-truck Blaze and go on adventures that have them taking on problems involving science and math.

01x19 - Sneezing Cold

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- ♪ On your mark

♪ Get ready to race

♪ One, two, three,
let's blaze ♪

♪ So buckle your seat belt,
we're gonna scream and yell ♪

♪ When Blaze
goes saving the day ♪

♪ Blaze, Blaze, Blaze

♪ Gimme, gimme,
gimme some speed ♪

♪ Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go

♪ Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go

♪ Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ Go, go,
let's blaze ♪

[engine revving]

- Here I go!

Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!

- [laughs]

Hey, check it out.

A.J. and I are doing tricks

with our friends
in the Axle City garage.

- Yeah! Yahoo!

- Ahh!
Hoo-hoo-hoo!

Yeah!

Ah!

[all laugh]

- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
It's my turn!

Whee!

[laughs]

[all laugh]

That was incredible!

Crusher! Hey, Crusher!

You got to come try the slide.
It's so much fun.

- Be there in a second,
Pickle.

Ooh, I'm making a pizza.

Just got to put it
in the oven to cook!

In you go, pizza.

[sizzling]

All righty,
time to slide!

[upbeat music]

- Okay, Crusher.
Your turn.

- Everyone, stand aside.

This is gonna be the best
sliding you've ever seen.

[yelling]

[crash]

[tires thudding]

[groans]

[bonk]

- [sniffing]

Hang on, guys.
I smell something.

[sniffs]

It smells like...smoke!

[smoke alarm blaring]

- Oh, boy.
What's that sound?

- That's the smoke alarm.

The alarm sounds to let us
know there could be a fire.

- A fire? Oh, no!

What do we do?
What do we do?

- First, we all need
to stay calm.

Everybody line up
and follow me.

[engines revving]



[tires screech]

Let's make sure
all four of our friends

make it outside safely.

Count them with me.

One...

two...

three...

four!

Great! That means
everybody's here.

- Hooray!

Blaze led everyone outside
safe and sound.

- Way to go, Blaze.

[siren wailing]

- Listen.

That sounds like...

firefighters!

[horn honking
and siren wailing]

[dramatic music]



- This looks like
an emergency.

Firefighters,
get your hoses ready.



Now follow me!
- You got it, Chief.

- Yes, sir.
- Right behind you, Chief.

all: Ooh!
- Wow!

Those firefighters
are so brave.

- I wish I could be
a firefighter someday.

- You'd make an awesome
firefighter, Blaze.

You're the bravest
Monster Machine I know.

- Look, the firefighters
are coming back out.



- Well, folks, we found
what was making all that smoke.

- [gasps]
Was it a fire?

A huge fire with
big, superhot flames?

- Nope. No fire.
Just this.

Looks like someone left their
pizza in the oven too long.

all: Ew!

- Hey, Crusher,

isn't that the pizza
you were making?

- My pizza!

Oh, I can't eat it now.

Nobody would eat this.

[crunch]

- Mmm.
[chuckles]

Crunchy.
[giggles]

[engine revs]

- You know, Blaze,

I think you've got
what it takes

to be a firefighter
yourself someday.

- Oh, wow!
That would be amazing.

But what do I have to do
to become a firefighter?

- Well, to start,
you'll need one of these--

a firefighter badge.

- Whoa!

- See those stars?

Whenever you help out in an
emergency, a star lights up.

[shimmering tone]

- Wow!

- Check it out, Blaze.
You just got your first star.

- That's right,
but to become a firefighter,

you'll need to earn
all four stars.

Think you can do it?

- You bet I can, Chief!

Come on. Let's go for it.
I want to be a firefighter.

- All right!

- A.J., give me some speed.

- Go, Blaze!
- You can do it!

- Do it, Blaze!

- ♪ Start it up,
hit the gas ♪

♪ It's time for us to roll ♪

♪ Let's drive
superfast ♪

♪ Ready, set, let's go ♪

♪ Come on,
come on ♪

♪ Live it up
and hit the road ♪

♪ Blaze on,
blaze on ♪

♪ Faster, faster,
here we go ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Blaze on,
come on, blaze on ♪

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ Blaze on, come on,
blaze on ♪

♪ Blaze on

- Whoa!

Whoa!

- What is this stuff, Blaze?

- Hmm.

It tastes
like strawberry yogurt.

[splatting]

- Look. It's coming from
that factory over there.

- Whoa!
- Somebody do something!

- Hey, me too!

- This looks like an emergency.

We'd better check it out.

[energetic music]



[all yelling]

- Oh, man.
This place is a mess.

- The yogurt is supposed
to flow through those pipes.

But some of the pipes
are broken.

And they're sh**ting
yogurt everywhere.

Those workers need our help.

Come on.



- Whoa!

- Don't worry!
We'll get you down.

- We've got to find
some way to stop the yogurt

from coming out of
that broken pipe.

- I see a way.

We can use a valve.

A valve works
kind of like a door.

When it's open, all the yogurt
can flow through.

But when I close it,

it stops the yogurt
from flowing through the pipe.



- You did it, Blaze!

- I'm saved!

- Come on. Let's hurry and help
the other trucks.



- Whoa!
- Check it out, Blaze.

This pipe has two valves.

- Hmm. We've got to stop the
yogurt coming out of this pipe.

To stop the yogurt,

should we close the blue valve
or the red valve?

The red valve, yeah!

- Ya-ah!

Whoa!Ah! Oh!


Whoo-hoo!

Phew!

- Help!

- Come on, Blaze. This way.



- Help!

- Quick. We've got to save him.

To stop the yogurt

from coming out of the pipe,

should we close the blue valve

or the red valve?

The blue valve. Right!



[clanking and glugging]

- Whoa! Ah-ha!

Whoo!
Thank goodness!

- Come on. There's still
one more truck to rescue.



- Help!

- Whoa. That guy

really needs our help.

To stop the yogurt,

should we close the red valve,

the green valve,
or the blue valve?

The green valve!

- Whoo!
- All right!

- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah!
- You saved us!

- Aw, you're welcome.

I'm just glad everyone's okay.

[shimmering tone]

- Blaze, look!
Your firefighter badge.

- [gasps]

I got another star
for helping in an emergency.

How many stars do I have now?

Two. Right!

Just two more to go,
and then I'll be a firefighter.

- You can do it, Blaze!- Yeah!

- Hoo-hoo!- Yeah!

- Thanks, everyone.
Stay safe!

[engine revving]

[upbeat music]

- ♪ Open, shut

♪ Time to crank it up

♪ Valves always
getting opened ♪

♪ Use valves
to start it flowing ♪

♪ Open up, up, up,
make it go ♪

♪ Close 'em down, down, down,
stop the flow ♪

♪ Valves control
all the passes ♪

♪ With liquids
and with gasses ♪

♪ Open up, up, up,
make it go ♪

♪ Close 'em down, down, down ♪

- Ah! Whoo-hoo-hoo!

- Wow! Look at Blaze go!

He's definitely got what it
takes to be a firefighter.

- Ugh, it's not fair, Pickle.

I want to be
a firefighter too.

- Aww. But you can be
a firefighter, Crusher.

You just need to help
in an emergency,

you know, like rescue a cat
that's stuck in a tree.

- Well, sure, but where
am I gonna find a cat

that's stuck in a tree?

- Ooh, ooh, ooh!I know.


- Pickle? What are you doing?

- Meow.
I am a little kitty cat.

[whispering]
It's just me, Crusher.

I'm pretending.

Meow!

Won't somebody
rescue me from this tree?

- Yeah.

I mean...
[clears throat]

Yes, kitty cat!
I will rescue you.

[relaxed music]

I just need to climb this
wobbly, old ladder.

- Meow, meow, Crusher.

I don't think that ladder
looks very safe.

- Stop worrying, kitty cat.

Just a little higher,
and then I'll be a hero.

Oh-h*, whoa!

[cracking]

[splat]

[groans]

[splat]

- Meow!

[engine revving]

[energetic music]



- Whoo-hoo!

[sheep bleating]

Huh?

[bleating continues]

What keeps making
that sound, Blaze?

[sheep bleating]

- Look. Over there.
It's those little sheep,

and they look
kind of worried.

[sheep bleating]

Aww, what's wrong,
little sheep?

- [bleats]

- Gaskets! A little baby sheep
is stuck down in that quarry,

and he doesn't know
how to get back up.

- [bleats]

- Poor baby sheep.
He looks scared.

- We've got to rescue
that baby sheep.

This is an emergency.

[engine revving]

Hop in, little sheep.

[all bleating]

Here we go!

- Whee!
[sheep bleating]

- Yeah!

Hang on, A.J!

Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!

[exciting music]

- Blaze, look out!

[suspenseful musical flourish]

[tires screech]
- Hubcaps!

The tracks are broken!
- [bleats]

- We've got to find
some way to fix them

so we can rescue
the baby sheep.

[sheep bleating]

- Hey, look what the sheep
found--old track pieces.

- One of them must be the piece
we need to fix the track.

- Switching to Visor-View.

The empty space
is 7 meters long.

That means we need
a piece of track

that's 7 meters
to fix it.

- Come on.
Let's measure the pieces.

- [bleats]

- When you measure,
you start at 0.

Then you look at the number
where the piece stops.

This piece stops here.

What number is that?


- [bleats]

- It's 2 meters long.

- But that's too small.

To fix the track,

we need a piece
that's 7 meters.

- Let's measure
the other piece.

- [bleats]

- What number does
this piece go up to?



- Uh-oh.
That's not long enough either.

Both pieces
are too short.

- Wait. I have an idea.

Let's try putting
the 5 piece

and the 2 piece together.

- [bleat]s

- Now does it measure 7?

Yeah!


[all bleat]

[engine revving]

- It fit!
- Yeah!

[engine revving]

[exciting music]

- [sheep bleats]

- We're here,
baby sheep!

[sheep bleating]

- Aw! He sure is happy
to be rescued.

- [laughs]
Come on, sheep.

Let's get you out of here.



- You did it, Blaze!
You rescued the baby sheep.

- [bleats]
- [laughs]

You're welcome, baby sheep.
- [bleats]

[shimmering tone]

- Blaze, look.
Your firefighter badge.

Another star
is lighting up.

- Whoa!
That's our third star!

How many more stars
do we need?

One. Yeah!

Just one more to go,
and then I'll be a firefighter.

- Come on, Blaze.
Let's go earn your last star.

- See you later, sheep!

[engine revs]

- [bleats]

- Meow.

I am just
a little kitty cat

waiting for Crusher
to come rescue me.

- Don't worry, Pickle--
I mean...

[clears throat]
Little kitty cat.

I've got just the thing
to get you down!

[whimsical music]

A bouncy rescue net!

- Ooh, this is
definitely gonna work!

- [giggles]

Here I come!

[boinging]

- You almost made it.

You just need to bounce
a little higher.

- [grunts]
- A little higher.

- [grunts]
- Little higher.

[boing]

Okay, that's too high.

- Uh-oh.

[splat]

- Me-ow!

[engine revving]

- Whoo-hoo!
-Yeah!

[energetic music]

[sirens wailing]

- Listen.
Those sound like sirens.

- And look!
Smoke!

- Come on.
We'd better check it out.



Lug nuts!
It's a forest fire.

[sirens wailing
and horn honking]

- Good thing the firefighters
are here to put it out.

- All right, firefighters,

open the valves
on your hoses!

[clanking]

[water rushing]

Keep spraying!

For an emergency this big,

we need five fire engines
working together.

- But, Chief, there are
only four of us!

- We need one more fire engine!

- Blaze,
we've got to help them.

- And I know how.

[upbeat music]

Let's turn me
into a fire engine.

First, we'll need to make a hose
that can sh**t out water.

To make a hose,
say, "Hose."

Hose!

All right.
Now we need a valve.

When we open the valve, the
water can go through the hose.

To make a valve,
say, "Valve."

Valve!
[clanking]

Great!

Now we just need
a telescoping ladder

that can move the hose
up and down.

To make it, say,
"Telescoping ladder."

Telescoping ladder!

[whirring]

Yeah!

I'm a fire engine

Monster Machine!

- Awesome!

Now let's go help
those firefighters.

[energetic music]

- Fire engine Blaze
reporting for duty, Chief.

I'm ready to help
put out that fire.

- Well, all right.
Let's see what you've got.



- Quick.
Help me open the valve

so water can sh**t
out of the hose.

Say, "Open the valve."

Open the valve!



- It's working.
We're putting out the fire!

[steaming]

All right!

- Whoo-hoo!
- Oh, yeah!

[engines revving]

- Good work, everybody.
Looks like we're all--

- Oh, no, Chief!
There's more fire down there!

- And it's heading
for those trees.

- Don't worry, Chief.

I can stop the fire before
it gets to those trees.

I'll use blazing speed
to get there superfast.

- Go for it, Blaze.

[engine revs]

- To give me blazing speed,

we need to say,
"Let's blaze!"

Say it with me.

both: Let's blaze!

[whooshing]
- Go, Blaze!

- Yeah, Blaze!

- Whoo-hoo!

- Yeah!

[energetic music]



- Get ready, Blaze.
The fire's just up ahead.

- Help me blast the fire
with water to put it out.

When you see fire,
say, "Fire."

[engine revving]

Fire!



- Nice shot.

- Now let's put out
the rest of these fires.

Whenever you see fire,
say, "Fire."

[percussive music]

Fire!



Fire!



Fire!



Yeah!

- Wah-hoo! Yeah!
- All right!

We saved the trees
and put out the forest fire.

- Yay, Blaze!
I knew you could do it.

[horns honking,
cheers]

- You're a hero!
- Oh, yeah!

- Way to go, Blaze!

- Hey, Blaze.
Your firefighter badge.

You're getting
your last star.

[shimmering tone]

- Wow! I did it.

- Congratulations, Blaze.

You've proven you can
handle any emergency.

You're now an
official firefighter.

- Whoa!

My very own
firefighter helmet.

Thanks, Chief.

- Let's hear it for Blaze,

Axle City's newest firefighter.

[all cheering]

- Hooray!
- Hooray for Blaze!

[both laughing]

- Meow!

I'm still waiting
to be rescued!

- [groans]
I give up, Pickle.

I'm never gonna get you
out of that tree.

I've tried a ladder.
I've tried a bouncy net.

I've tried everything.

- Not everything.

- Well, what else is there?

- You still haven't
tried catching me!

- Catching you?

- Whee!

- [yelling]

[bonk]

- Crusher, you caught me!

My hero.

- [sighs]

- Meow.

- ♪ It's Blaze
and the Monster Machines ♪

♪ It's Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ Buckle up, gonna roll

♪ Yeah, we're ready to go
with Blaze ♪

♪ You'll be amazed ♪

♪ It's Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ It's time ♪

♪ For adventure extreme

♪ Gonna kick it in gear

♪ We'll be catching some air
with Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines

♪ It's Blaze ♪

♪ And the Monster Machines