01x11 - Now You Sia, Now You Don't!

[bunniefuu]

Ah, aren't you a
dazzling beauty?

Sorry, we're closed.

Hello?

No!

♪ Scooby-Dooby-Doo
and Guess Who? ♪

♪ We know you're
one in a million ♪

♪ Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ We can count on
you, Scooby-Doo ♪

♪ To catch and
unmask that villain ♪

Jeepers, it's Sia.

Wow! What a swank, old mansion.

My friend had it moved here
in its entirety from Australia.

Oh, boy.

I sure hope your friend

also brought some of that

tasty Australian chow.

Yeah, yeah. Aussie food.

Lamington cakes,
and Anzac biscuits,

and meat pies.

Like, meat pies!

Angry Aussie elephants.

It's just the doorbell.

Daphne, you're here.

And these must be the Mystery
friends you're always talking about.

Guys, I've heard
so much about you.

Wow, Daphne! You
didn't tell us your friend is...

Singer, songwriter, producer,
screenwriter, film director, Sia.

Well, don't blame
Daphne for not telling you.

I'm a really private
person. Come in.

-Oh, boy. -Okay, I have to ask.

How did you become
such good friends with Sia?

We met at a kulning
workshop in Sweden.

The ancient
Swedish herding call?

Oh, here they come.

Jeepers!

Whoa! Run!

Daphne! Come back!

Lately, I've really been
longing for those carefree days.

So, Sia, tell us
what the problem is.

I think it would be
easier to show you.

This way.

No! Stop! Wait!

What's wrong, Sia?

Can't just walk down the
hall in our feet. That'd be silly.

We have rules in this house.

Much better.

There are three
more jewelry stores

with CC TV
footage just like this.

Hello?

Dude.

Uh, Miss Sia,

I hate to be a
troublesome Trevor,

but that looks just like you.

Um, that's, like,
totally your wig, right?

Yes, the wig. You
see my problem here.

Obviously someone is
disguising themselves as me

and stealing millions of
dollars worth of diamonds.

Don't worry, Sia.

We'll get to the bottom of
this mysterious doppelganger.

We should go into
town and check for clues

in all of the burgled
jewelry stores.

And then, check out the jewelry
stores that haven't been burgled.

g*ng, it looks like we're
going on a stakeout.

Ooh, yum, yum,
yum, yum. I love steak.

And burgles and fries.

Sorry, boys, this
is a vegan house.

But I'm sure I have plenty
of vegan food you'll love.

Sia, why don't you feed these
two while we go into town?

- You had us at "feed."
- Yeah, feed.

Scooby and I are totally
impartial food guys.

We love every kind of food.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mmm, food.

Like, who wants
to be on a stakeout

when we can be hanging with Sia?

And be vegans.

Whatever that means.

Hmm.

Delicious.

I'm so happy you stayed.

Okay, you two want
to get this party started?

Oh, boy.

- You know it. Yeah.
- You know it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Look at this, Scoob!

Oh, boy.

No! Stop! Wait!

Doi. Can't start our party without my
vegan pie maker and cotton candy machine.

Pies and cotton candy!

I'm sorry, but that's not
how we eat pies in my house.

It tastes much better this way.

You try it.

Okay, lean forward.

Okay, now, tilt back.

Guys, uh, I have
to run an errand.

You two help yourselves
to as much as you want.

Way ahead of you, Sia.

Yeah, way ahead.

You two are crazy cute. Bye.

Like, which one
of us is the cute

and which one's the crazy?

I'm the cute one. Duh.

- What was that?
- It's coming from the food pantry.

So, like, maybe it's the
food wanting to get out.

And get eaten.

Like, run, Scoob! Run!

Yum.

According to my calculations,
there is a 95% certainty

the Sparkle House jewelry
store over there is the next target.

I hate to say it,

but maybe I was wrong about
this place being next to be hit.

We've been here for hours.
Nothing has happened.

Velma, look.

Fred, wake up.

What? Who? Hold the phone.

Come on, g*ng.

It's unlocked.

We're too late.

That creepy doppelganger
is getting away.

Jeepers.

Hey!

Jinkies. Not how
I saw that going.

Ooh, another
burgled jewelry store?

-How wonderful. -Jeepers.

What's so wonderful about
a burgled jewelry store?

Oh, it's good for business.

I'm in town selling my diamonds

to all the burgled jewelry
stores in Palm Springs.

I'm making a k*lling.

Suspicious much?

Hello? Sia? Scooby? Shaggy?

That's strange. I wonder
where everyone went.

That can't be good.

That's funny. I thought we knew
all of your horrible eating sounds.

What are you two doing in here?

That evil, crazy, wig-wearing,
ceiling-climbing ghost showed up.

It was really scary.

- We've been eating ever since.
- Eating helps.

That's what I always say.

I'm Sia's trainer
and vegan chef.

I make all the food you've
been chowing down on.

You're good.

Oh, thanks, buddy.
Uh, where's Sia?

We're wondering the same thing.

Sorry, was just having a swim.

Sia, you weren't
supposed to be swimming.

We always do Pilates
today. You know that.

Am I the only one who thinks

Sia's wet hair is
a little suspicious?

She said she went for a swim.
I think we should believe her.

Who did this mess to my kitchen?

She's scarier than the ghost.

This bowl does not
belong on counter!

Okay, that was unexpected.

Sia, we have to talk.

No! Stop! Wait!

We can't talk unless
we're all wearing

these really cute,
oversized sunglasses.

Frankly, I wanted to compliment you
on your plan to steal all these diamonds.

What?

Your record sales will
soar even higher after this.

Dark and dangerous
sells. Big time.

Keep up the good work.

Or the bad work. If
you know what I mean.

But it's not me.

I am not the one stealing
all of the diamonds.

Hmm?

- This looks bad. Am I right?
-That's bad.

Guys, I wanted to apologize
for all those diamonds.

- I swear I didn't take them.
- We believe you, Sia.

Thanks, Scooby-Doo.

It's been a long day.

Maybe we should get some sleep

and continue the
investigation in the morning.

Terrific. I have a whole bunch of
bedrooms made up for everyone.

No! Stop! Wait!

Like, boy, oh, boy.

I can't wait to get
some shut-eye

and forget about
ghosts, and monsters

and everything in between.

Me, too. Good night, Shaggy.

Good night, buddy, old pal.

Huh?

Like, I must be more
tired than I thought.

Zoinks!

Like, wake up, Scoob.

That crazy doppelganger is here.

There's no ghost.

Like, Velma, it's
the ghost. The ghost.

Let me get my glasses.

You know I can't see
without my glasses.

I don't see any ghost.

-Guys. -Uh, guys.

What's all this screaming?

Jinkies. It's the doppelganger.

It's coming, Fred.

Hey, it's been a long night,

you're all just letting your
imaginations get the better of you.

-And... -Fred!

Daph, I know you're
upset about your friend.

Fred, listen, turn around.

It's right behind me, isn't it?

Sia, are you here? Are you safe?

Hmm? Bacon.

Bacon?

It does smell like bacon.

Bacon? But Sia's vegan.

What's bacon doing
in her bedroom?

That's because she's the ghost.

And, like, she's right there.

Zoinks! Scoob, duck and cover.

Phew.

I can't stop it.

Brace yourselves,
g*ng. We're going down.

Lucky thing I had this
emergency safety lever put in.

Sia?

Don't look so
surprised. I do live here.

Oh, your poor faces. That
must have been terrifying.

At least we know
for certain it's not Sia.

No! Stop! Wait!

Sia, I'm not sure
now is the time

for oversized sunglasses
or bouncy ba*ls.

No. It's the ghost.
It's right above us.

Run! Follow me!

Come on, you guys, get
in. I'll lead you through.

It's a dead end.

Not quite.

Hurry, it's sliding time.

Hey, that's my...

Wow.

This place is awesome.

It's my personal
recording studio.

One of my favorite places to be.

We really need to find
out who that ghost is

before the doorbell rings

and it's the police to
take Sia away for good.

I got some diamonds you ordered.

Wow.

Why did you buy
all those diamonds?

Well, I felt so awful that
all those sweet jewelers

lost so much money

and they thought it
was because of me.

So, I paid for all of
the stolen diamonds.

Like, Sia, that is so nice.

Thanks, Shaggy.

But, I still felt awful,

so I bought up all of
the remaining diamonds

within a 100-mile
radius of Palm Springs.

Do you know what this means?

I might be broke now?

No. Well, yes. But, no.

It means we have the upper hand.

We have what the ghost
wants. The diamonds.

And it's only a matter of time

before the ghost
comes to get them.

g*ng, Sia, let's go.

It's trapping time.

No! Stop! Wait!

Okay, now we can
do trapping time.

Hippotamus is go.

Bouncy house is go.

Merry-go-round is a go.

Seesaw is go.

Like, bait is go.

Mmm-hmm.

These crazy diamonds
sure are heavy diamonds.

Let's set them down right here

and take a rest from
carrying said diamonds.

Yeah.

Diamonds.

Yeah, diamonds!

Like, freaky ghost.

I got your diamonds right here.

Run, Shaggy.

Want 'em? Come and get 'em.

Freddie, now!

Hey, doppelganger. You
want 'em? Come and get 'em.

Yes.

Now, let's see who this
criminal doppelganger really is.

Allow me.

Sia's personal trainer
and vegan chef?

No, I don't believe it.

I trusted you.

How could you?

Because I have big dreams. Huge.

And I got tired of waiting
for them to come true.

I knew those diamonds
were my way out.

So you came up with a plan
to rob all the local jewelry stores

and let Sia take the blame.

It was the perfect plan.

But if your plan was to
escape with the diamonds,

then why would you put
them in Sia's snack drawer?

Because when you
snooping kids showed up

I need to raise the stakes.

So, you dumped the
jewels in Sia's house,

and went back out to
steal more diamonds.

Except I'd bought
all the diamonds.

There was nothing left to steal.

So, you came back to my home

to deceive me again

by trying to steal my diamonds.

I was so close.

I was gonna retire to Rome
and open my own Pilates studio.

And I would have
gotten away with it, too,

if it wasn't for
you meddling kids

and famous
singer-songwriter Sia.

Bacon.

Bacon?

Well, that explains the familiar
smell on the mannequin head.

The ghost was eating bacon.

It's my favorite cheat meal.

It's one thing to
be a diamond thief

and set me up to spend
the rest of my life in jail.

I could forgive you for that.

But you have been eating bacon.

Bacon? In my house?

That is so much worse.

That I can never forgive. Never.

So, I wanted to say thanks

for helping me solve this
mystery and save my reputation.

It was our pleasure, Miss Sia.

In gratitude, I made you all my
favorite pies in the vegan pie maker.

Yum, yum.

No! Stop! Wait!

That is not how we
eat pies in this house.

Uh-uh.

That's right, Shaggy. Let's
show 'em how it's done.

Mmm!

Scooby-Dooby-Doo!