02x03 - South America/Transylvania

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Blue Falcon and his mechanical misfit..

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[male announcer] Saludos, amigos, and sports fans

welcome to another All Star Laff-A-Lympics.

Today's events will begin in Argentina.

And we'll circle the globe to terrifying Transylvania

for a scavenger hunt contest..

[growls]

[giggling]

...where any remaining survivors will be awarded

the Laff-A-Lympics gold medal.

And here are the All Stars.

Braack!

[male announcer] The Yogi Yahooeys.

[cheering]

The Scooby Doobies.

[cheering]

And the Really Rottens.

Now, down to our on-the-scene reporters.

Hi, Mildew here

and the thought of lassoing this sweet little bull

miffs me, Snagglepuss.

Gallopin' Gauchos. That's not a bull, it's a milk cow.

A missus type even.

[Mumbly giggles]

[grunting]

Exit, stage left.

[giggling]

[giggling]

[mumbling]

[Snagglepuss] 'It's full speed already.'

[crash]

[male announcer] I see our reporters have arrived

so let's have a run down on the first event.

Lassoing the bull.

This will be a time contest with the fastest gaucho

to lasso his bull, receiving 25 points.

And here are our gauchos

it's Huckleberry Hound for the Yogis.

Tinker and Speed Buggy for the Scoobies.

And Dinky Dalton for the Rottens.

And this is our computer-controlled bull

designed to get our athletes more of a challenge.

Ah. Ah.

A tin can cow?

This is almost too ridiculous to report.

'First out is Huck Hound.'

[male announcer] And this is it, folks, it looks like the moment of truth.

Shucks!

The truth is, I don't know one end of a lasso from another.

Isn't that the truth?

Sufferin' sentiles!

You're running out of time, Huck.

Hey, I better get to lassoin' fast!

'Yahoo! Got him.'

[male announcer] And we got our first-time scorer.

It's 33 seconds for the Yogis.

Next up, it's the Scoobies.

Golly, Speedy. Let's roll.

One of us is bound to lasso up.

[male announcer] Wow! It's a double lasso throw.

Big deal. We'll deal those goodie goods a good one. Ha-ha.

[dramatic music]

Golly, Speedy. That bull is tr-r-icky.

[male announcer] For a computerized bull

it sure seems to have a mind of its own.

[whooshing]

Amazing!

Accidentally or on purpose

the Scoobies have lassoed the bull in 35 seconds.

[all cheering]

Now, let's see how the Rottens fare.

Fare?

That ain't exactly us Rotten style.

But we have our witted ways.

[laughing]

Talk about ego maniacs.

M to S. Something seems rotten here.

Did you check out the bull's computer controls?

S to M, I indeedly did. It's been hanky-pankied.

Sabotaged even.

Either the bull is controlling itself or a Rotten is.

[male announcer] What? A 13 second lasso?

Baffling as it is, folks

that gives the Rottens the fastest time.

Hold the phone. Stop the clocks already.

This device is a cheat.

Observe.

[mooing]

[boing]

[mumbling]

[intense music]

[crash]

[audience cheering]

[mumbling]

Well, Mumbly, maybe that's all you have to say.

But I have to say this about your bull-onafide cheat.

[mooing]

[male announcer] This changes things, folks. So let's check the scoreboard.

The Yogis win with 25 points. Scoobies are second with 15.

While the Rottens, cheaters that they are

end up last at ten points.

[cheering]

Next week at north of South America

to beautiful, blissful Brazil..

[cheering]

...for a relaxing river raft race down the Amazon River.

Relaxing?

He's either banana brained or he hasn't seen the race route.

Sufferin' scaredy 'fraidys! It's not that bad, Mildew.

You're right, Snag.

It's worse!

Let's see for ourselves, fans.

[Mildew] 'Our racers will start here.'

'They can even take this shortcut.'

'Although, it's rumored nobody has ever come out.'

'Then it's a mere drop down the k*ll-a-whoever Fall'

'to the finish line.'

[male announcer] And here are our racers.

It will be Yogi Bear and Boo-Boo rafting for the Yogis.

Hong Kong Phooey and Scooby-Dum for the Scoobies.

And the Really Rottens, Kid Creepley and Dirty Dalton.

Rafts away already.

Heavens to hungry gators.

[male announcer] And the Yogis are off to a great start

followed by the Scoobies.

But what's with the Rottens?

We are just waiting for a little breeze.

[laughs]

[whirring]

[Kid] There it is now, Dirty.

[male announcer] The Rottens are finally on their way

and rolling ahead of the others.

Hurry, Scooby-Dum, we have to row together.

Okay, Hong Kong. Dum, dum, dum, dum.

[Hong Kong] 'Ah, that's not what I meant, Scooby-Dumbell.'

[male announcer] This is ridiculous, folks.

The last place Scoobies are racing around in circles.

Meanwhile, the Yogis are still in first place and..

Oh, no, the Rottens are taking the shortcut.

Meanwhile, let's check on the Scoobies.

[Mildew] Well, Hong Kong, your silly black belt

won't help you get out of this mess.

Ah! My black belt always helps me out.

Observe.

[whip]

Take her up, Snag, before they take me down.

[Snagglepuss] 'Alrighty, Mildewy. Up, up, and away already.'

Huh! This wasn't my idea.

Besides, it's bending my tootsie.

[male announcer] And as the Yogis and Scoobies approach the waterfalls

there is still no sign of the Rottens.

Have they met with an unknown terror of the Amazon?

[Dirty] 'No. Something big and kind of pretty.'

[male announcer] This is incredible, folks. A real Amazon? Phew.

Anyhow, now we know how the Amazon River got its name.

No, my name's Annabelle, but I'm tired

of having my river polluted with debris.

[blows air]

[male announcer] Wow! What rotten luck.

Now, the Rottens are almost up with the others

as they reach their final obstacle

the awesome k*ll-a-whoever Falls.

And there go the Scoobies.

[whoosh]

[Hong Kong] Full speed reverse, Scooby-Dum.

[Scooby-Dum] Okay..

See! We've used lot of brakes.

[male announcer] Ingenious.

But watch this!

The Rottens have parachuted second

while the Yogis have slipped down.

[Boo-Boo] I'm with you, Yogi..

[male announcer] What? The Yogis aren't even using their raft.

Who needs it?

It's merely a matter of perfect timing.

boink

[male announcer] He's right, folks. Fantastic!

Thanks to their perfect timing, they made it.

Alley-oop!

[male announcer] Now the Scoobies have bounced clear to take the second spot.

But where are the Rottens?

Hey, number two camera, pick up the Rottens.

Hmm. It appears the Rottens got hung up.

So, the final half-time scores are

the Yogis still lead with 50 points.

The Scoobies are still in second place at 30

and the Rottens remain in last place with 20 points.

Braack!

[Mildew] 'After that terrifying experience'

'I need a change of environment.'

And you'll get it when we get to Transylvania.

Me? There?

No way. I'm taking the first plane away, anywhere.

[Snagglepuss] 'Heavens to horror flights!'

'Is he gonna be surprised.'

'Flabbergasted even.'

That first place he's taken

has taken us both to Transylvania.

[male announcer] That's right, fans.

So be sure to stick around until later

for the second thrill-packed half

of the All Star Laff-A-Lympics.

[male announcer] Welcome back, sports fans, to the second half

of the All Star Laff-A-Lympics

here in tranquil Transylvania.

Our first event will be a somewhat unique

scavenger hunt contest.

But first, recapping the first half scores

we see that the Yogi Yahooeys lead with 50 points.

Scooby Doobies are second with 30.

While the Really Rottens are last with 20.

Let's check in on our teams.

Hunting for the Yogis will be the dynamic

detective duo Snooper and Blabber.

And Babu and Teen Angel Taffy for the Scoobies.

And representing the Rottens will be Mr. and Mrs. Creepley.

Now, our reporters will explain the rules of this contest.

Now, here's what our athletes will be scavenging for.

[Snagglepuss] 'A vampire bat, the Mad Monster's autograph'

'and a strip of mummy's wrappings.'

'Daddy's even.'

Nyah, nyah.

Actually, the first to get them all wins.

If our silly savages don't get got first.

[howling]

[male announcer] And there's the official starting signal

so start scavenging, sports.

Uh, I can see we're on the right track, Blab.

Yeah, Snoop. Isn't it terrific?

[snarls]

[giggling]

[growling]

[screams]

Ah, you see, Blab, it pays to, uh, anticipate anything.

See what I mean, terrific.

[laughing]

[crash]

[male announcer] Fantastic!

The Yogis have found the first item on their list.

Tell us about it.

[male announcer] No, Blab, not the whole mummy, just a strip of his garment.

[whooshing]

[Babu screams]

Help, Taffy!

Zowie, Babu. You did it.

Uh-h*! But we lost our mummy.

- Go get it, darling. - Yes, dear.

Uh-h*, not again!

- 'Zowie!' - 'Oh!'

Uh, h-how about your autograph, Mr. Mad Monster sir?

[chomp]

Yum, yum, yum.

Uh-h*. You're making me mad, Mad Monster.

[growling]

[male announcer] Oh, no, folks

now the Mad Monster is really mad.

[growling]

Oh, he's a famous movie star

but he doesn't know it yet.

Yapple dapple!

Me star.

No autographs, please.

Zowie, M.M., that's not showbiz.

Huh! Very well.

[male announcer] That's what I call a really big star.

Now, the Scoobies have their autograph

and the Rottens do too.

Thank you, darling. You're a doll.

Hey! How about us, shorty?

Uh! What us stars do for our public!

[male announcer] Great! Now the Yogis have their second item too.

It will be close, folks

but whoever gets their last item first will win.

[cheering]

Yes, it will be a rush to catch their vampire bat, folks.

But it looks like the Rottens

may have come to the right place.

[bat screeching]

Sufferin' scarecrows. Doesn't this place scare you?

And give you the creeps e-e-even.

Of course not, darlin'.

Some of our best friends are creeps.

[male announcer] Meanwhile it sounds like the Yogis are on the right trail.

[intense music]

But so are the Scoobies.

It'll be close, folks, so keep a sharp eye on them.

Count Domulay is supposed to be a vampire.

Then he'll go bats over me, darlin'.

And we'll win the contest..

[both laughing]

[Mrs. Creepley] 'Darlin'.'

[male announcer] This could be it, folks, but let's check on the others.

[music continues]

Hmm, uh, what I suspect, Blab

is that, uh, there's a bat in here.

Great, Snoop. We'll catch it by surprise.

[bats screeching]

Zowie, Babu, are those vampire bats?

Oh! Uh, it looks that way.

[laughing]

[male announcer] This is a tense moment, folks

because whoever catches their bat first wins.

[whoop]

Aha! We, we won! We won!

[male announcer] Hold it, Creepley. Let's check how the others did first.

Number two camera shows the Yogis scored simultaneously.

[zap]

And so did the Scoobies.

It's a three-way tie.

Wow! What a jarring experience.

Yes, it certainly is!

[male announcer] So, all three teams win 25 points for first place.

And this is how the scoring goes.

The Yogis are still first with 75.

The Scoobies second at 55.

While the Rottens are last, but moving up with 45.

[all cheering]

[male announcer] Now, for our final event

a log-roll race through the Brak Lagoon

and remember, it's still anybody's contest, folks.

[cheering]

The Scoobies, Blue Falcon and Dynomutt.

And Mumbly and Dread Baron for the Rottens.

[cheering]

There's the official word to start.

So, gentlemen, mount your logs

and start rollin' already.

[splash]

[male announcer] And as our contestants roll off

it appears that all three teams are equally matched.

They sure are in empty headedness.

Just look at the race route.

They have to pass through the Living Forest

and cross this danger, unexplored area.

Sufferin' swamp rats.

I wonder why it's unexplored already.

It's too scary.

[laughing]

[male announcer] Moving right along, the teams are log to log

as they near the Living Trees.

Now, let's really roll, Mumbly.

[giggles]

[zap zap zap]

[whirring]

How unsporting!

The Rottens left the others in their wake.

[coughing]

You're telling us?

Gee, B.F., how will we ever catch up? Huh-huh.

Since it's only fair to use leg power, Dyno, use your legs.

Got you, B.F.

I'll show those Rottens, now that they got me all wound up.

[laughing]

[male announcer] The Scoobies are back in the race

and it looks like the Yogis are too.

But can they catch up with the Rottens?

No way! Ha ha ha.

Drat!

[whirring]

[splash]

[mumbling]

[Blue Falcon] These living trees are trying to rip us to pieces.

Quick, Dog Wonder, Nose her down lower.

Right-O, B-F-O.

[chuckles]

[growling]

Is this low enough?

[laughing]

Yes, Dog Blunder, low enough to ruin my new costume.

[male announcer] Here at the three quarters mark

they only have to cross the unexplored area to finish.

Shucks, what's so scary about this place?

[splash]

[screaming]

This is terrible, folks.

Our athletes have met the m-monster of the Brak Lagoon.

Yeah! I think it sees us.

A brilliant observation, Dog Wonder.

[exhales]

[splash]

But will the monster slow our super-sports down?

Shucks, no. It's speeding us up.

You mean, down, dear old father.

Now, we have to move and fast.

[intense music]

[male announcer] Here they come, folks.

The Scoobies made it first with the Yogis in a close second.

Wait a second. Now, what's happened to the Rottens?

Oh! There they are.

Go away!

Well, losers

is there anything we can do for you, besides laugh?

A gag for your big mouth.

[male announcer] Ahem! Checking the final scores.

We see the Yogis have won the day with 90 points.

The Scoobies are second with 80

while the Rottens bottomed out at 55.

Now let's have a big hand

for our gold, silver, and bronze medalists.

[cheering]

Either I've suddenly got brave or I've gone total bananas.

I'm too banana-ed out to be scared.

Me too, Mildew.

But the Brak Monster's really a friendly beast

always ready to give a helping hand.

A head even.

[laughing]

Well, all I can say about this uplifting experience is

just don't look down, Snag.

[male announcer] Maybe they won't look down, fans

but we'll be looking forward to seeing you right here next week

when our All Stars will again

compete for the glorious gold medal.

So join us then for another exciting

All Star Laff-A-Lympics.

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[boink]

[screech]

[screech]

Argh!

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