02x01 - Russia and the Caribbean

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

[male narrator] It's "Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics"

starring Scooby-Doo and the g*ng.

Scooby-Doo!

[male narrator] Blue Falcon and his mechanical misfit

Dynomutt, Dog Wonder.

That's me, ha-ha.

[male narrator] And introducing the world's first superhero

Captain Caveman

and his mystery solving companions, the Teen Angels.

Captain Cave-e-eman-n-n!

[male narrator] And it's round the world triple team competition

with the Scooby Doobies, Yogi Yahooeys

and Really Rottens.

[snickering]

[male narrator] Forty-five stars in the Laff-A-Lympics.

Yes, it's Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics.

♪ Ready set let's go ♪♪

Yeah.

[male announcer] 'Greetings, sports buffs'

'it's time for the All Star Laff-A-Lympics.'

'Today's athletic escapades will begin'

'in the icicle capital of the world'

'R-R-Russia.'

Heigh h*, mother!

Away, ha-ha-ha-hey!

[male announcer] 'Then you'll be TV-tripped to the Caribbean'

'for the conclusion of today's cataclysmic events.'

Giddy up, Guppy.

[male announcer] 'Here, our surviving super sports will be awarded'

'the epitome of sports world honors'

'the Laff-A-Lympics gold medal.'

'Now, returning to R-R-Russia, let's meet our fantastic'

'but frost-bitten teams.'

The Scooby Doobies.

[cheering]

'The Yogi Yahooeys.'

[cheering]

'And those rambunctious Really Rottens.'

[grumbling]

'Now over to our on-the-scene reporters'

'wherever they are.'

[Mildew] 'Mildew, under here.'

And is reporting a sun job, uh..

[coughing]

Snow job.

Sufferin' sickles, Mildew, ice kind, even.

I've heard of howling blizzards

but chug-chug-chugging ones.

[Mildew] 'Hmm, I suspect something rotten here in Russia.'

Indeed, it's the sneaky rotten somethin' named Mumbly.

[snickering]

[male announcer] 'The first event will be the scintillating'

'Siberian moose marathon.'

Galloping goose pimples.

This race from Minx to Pinx gives me the shivers.

creak

shatter

Sufferin' sub-zeroes!

It's so frigid, the map's fractured

from frostbite already.

'It's team captain, Yogi Bear for the Yogis.'

So what's your technique to win, Yogi?

Leadership, as I shall now demonstrate.

Attention!

At ease.

[snoring]

I've gotta say, but klutzy.

I just hope the Scoobies have a better way.

Yup, I call it

win a moose's heart and she'll win your race.

- That's ridiculous. - Oh, yeah?

Hiya, gorgeous.

He-he-he.

slurp

Hey, knock off the romanticals.

You'll rust my electrodes.

Sufferin' shenanigans!

'For the Rottens, it's Dread Baron'

'and a six-legged, cowboy booted whatchamacallit?'

It's merely a moose, Snaggle Snoop.

'A Western moose. He-he-he.'

Yeah. From Texases.

West Texases.

That is, ha-ha-ha.

[male announcer] 'And there's the signal.'

'So, ready your mooses, sledders.'

And go max!

[grunting]

Oh, no, you don't. Not without me.

Dig in your spurs, you ping pongs.

- 'Boo!' - Drat!

[male announcer] 'Wow, the first place Yogis are really making the snow fly.'

You're...telling me.

[male announcer] 'And Dynomutt is holding on in second place.'

Get your act together, Dog Wonder.

Good idea, B.F.

screech

Hey, how's this act?

Ha-ha-ha.

[male announcer] 'What's this? The Rotten's moose is getting into the sleigh.'

Naturally. Why walk when they can ride?

[laughing]

vroom

[male announcer] 'Up ahead, Yogi is ahead by a neck.'

Not for long.

[laughing]

[male announcer] 'Uh, make that Dyno is ahead by a neck.'

Shivering Siberians, Mildew.

What an inane event!

Indeedly, Snag.

'Cause I'm not just up to snow sports.

Especially this snowbank climb coming up.

thud

Oh, peachy poo.

Now we'll be stuck in Siberia.

Unless of course you can drive an oak tree.

[male announcer] 'It looks close as all three teams'

'approach the snowbank climb.'

Shucks, if it's an uphill climb

might as well do it the easy way.

Up, up and over.

[laughs]

[whirring]

[male announcer] 'But what's up with the Rottens?'

Not up, short cutting under is faster.

[laughing]

[revving]

[male announcer] 'So, the Rottens are down to their old tricks'

'but Yogi is almost to the top, and so is Dynomutt.'

'But Yogi's moose can't get much traction on that icy crust.'

Dig in, moose.

[male announcer] 'Easy, Yogi, don't dig through the ice crust'

'the snow below is too soft.'

Now, you're tellin' m-m-me!

[male announcer] 'Oh, too bad, Yogi, because now Dyno's in the top spot.'

Not for lon-n-n-g!

All three teams are deposited in the snowbank

without a deposit slip even.

How can you joke, Snag?

When all my goose pimples are getting chilblains

waiting for those silly, snowed-in savages.

Patience, my pal.

Here they come.

[rumbling]

boom

[rumbling]

Hmm...I guess I've three things to say.

'First, Yogi's first.'

'Second, Dynomutt second'

and three, I hate big finishes.

Especially my own!

[male announcer] 'Correction, the Scoobies have passed the Yogis'

'for a first place victory.'

'The Yogis are second.'

[cheering]

'With the Rottens jingling in last.'

[grumbling]

[Mildew] 'Well, all you moose marathon maniacs'

'that's the end of this silly event and..'

[coughing]

...almost my end too.

Oh, well, all's well that ends well, even.

Yeah, and all it took was team work.

- Huh, mooser? - Um, yeah..

[male announcer] 'Checking the scores, it adds up like this.'

'Twenty-five points for the winning Scoobies.'

'Fifteen for the Yogis'

'and ten for the Rottens.'

[mumbling]

'Goodbye to Siberia'

'and hello to marvelous mid-town Moscow, Red Square'

'for the Kazotsky dance race through the Kremlin.'

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

- O-oh! - Sufferin' sashes!

Stick to reporting, Mildew, an athlete you ain't.

So, let's meet 'em.

'It's Wally Gator for the Yogis.'

'Captain Caveman for the Scoobies'

'and Orful Octopus for the Rottens.'

'Attention, dancers'

here's our to-scale race routes.

Starting in Red square

'the route takes them to downtown Moscow'

'to finish at the Czar's palace.'

Whoever laid out this route must have slash between his ears.

Attention. On your toes.

Heels even! And a go-go, dancers!

[male announcer] 'They're off.'

'And with four legs instead of two, Orful should win.'

Uh, he'll win, alright.

Thanks to our Rotten traps. Eh, Mumbly?

[snickering]

[male announcer] 'Out passing Rimsy and Korsanoff Avenues'

'it's Orful in the lead, the Scoobies are second'

'with the Yogis tailing in last place.'

Speaking of tailing, you know, he-he-he.

A little tailwind might help.

[whirring]

[mumbling]

Captain Cave-e-ema-a-an!

whirr

[male announcer] 'Cavey is catching up so fast'

'the Rottens may lose their lead.'

Oh, yeah? Molasses away, Sooey.

Oink.

[laughing]

[both snickering]

splash

[mumbling]

[male announcer] 'Back at the race, Captain Caveman has just'

'danced into the lead.'

whirr

poink poink poink

[mumbling]

Me got sinking feeling, least.

Drop and bound, you furry rube.

And apazeb, you're a pig ice-cube.

poof

thud

B-rak.

Unga-bunga, uh, uh, who needs super power?

[male announcer] 'Racing through Red Square, the Scoobies are first'

'the Rottens second, while the Yogis bring up the rear.'

'Cavey, look out for that open manhole!'

Unga, uh, what manhole?

Oop!

Oh, yeah.

Going up?

Oh, well. Going down.

crash

[Mildew] 'Phew. Finally this flaky Kazotsky dance dance is over.'

[all cheering]

'And that silly squid last where he belongs.'

[man on PA] 'Correction, those results are incorrect.'

'Notice the instant replay'

'because Captain Caveman unknowingly received help'

'from the Rottens' Fondoo'

'He is automatically dropped to third place.'

[grumbling]

'Therefore, the correct results are'

'the Yogi Yahooeys earned 25 points.'

'Fifteen go to the Really Rottens'

'and only ten for the Scooby Doobies'

'for final half-time scores of 40 points for the Yogis'

'twenty-five to the Rottens, and Scoobies 35.'

[audience cheering]

Say, what is this?

A Siberian beach party?

It's mind over matter, Snag.

And my mind is mattering me over to the second half of the show.

Basking in the sunny tropical Caribbean.

[sighs]

No doubt, you wouldn't miss our exciting second half.

Now would ya?

[Mildew] 'No, as long as everybody joins me later'

'for the All Stars Laff-A-Lympics!'

boom

[instrumental music]

[male announcer] 'Welcome back to the second half of the All Star Laff-A-Lympics.'

'We're here in the sun-basked Caribbean'

'where our third event is about to begin.'

'The ever popular porpoise race.'

'But first, the first half scores.'

'The Yogi Yahooeys are leading with 40 points'

'while the Scooby Doobies are second with 35'

'and the Rottens last with 25.'

Personally, I find water sports all wet

strictly for the fish.

Sun-tanned, sun-faced, Mildew

if you are afraid of the water..

...wear this.

[chuckling]

It's ducky-wucky shag, but saggy.

Just pull the CO2 ring.

It'll inflate, blow up, even.

[Mildew] 'Well, in that case'

'I might be up to this soggy sport.'

Oh, you'll be up, darling.

pop

Ta-ta, darlin'.

whoosh

thud

Enough, Rotten, I get airsick.

splash splash splash

I also get seasick.

screech screech

- Well? - Well.

After that experience

I'll never trust rubber duckies again.

[coughs]

[male announcer] 'And here's the line-up, folks.'

'Riding for the Scoobies, it's Babu.'

Yabble-dabble!

[male announcer] 'For the Rottens, it's Daisy Mayhem.'

Why don't you just take a dip in the slip, drip?

[male announcer] 'And last, it's Quick Draw McGraw for the Yogi Yahooeys.'

'There is the starting signal, so get ready, go!'

[bell ringing]

My, such a peachy poo race route!

'Our porpoise jockeys have to circle the island'

'and swim through Ship Sinker Reef before the finish.'

[male announcer] 'And as our racers reach the reefs, the Yogis lead'

'with the Scoobies and Rottens almost in a tie.'

splash splash splash

- Ready, Dirty? - Ready, Dinky.

splash splash

Now!

splash splash

[gasps]

screech

Oh! After you, Daisy.

Thank you kindly.

Ya big, flubby flounder.

Uh-oh.

poink

Oh-oh, I-I'll take a load off of your fin

by making you a flying fish.

Yabble-dabble.

poof

Oops. Oh, well.

So you're a flying carpet flying fish.

[male announcer] 'Nearing the two-thirds marker buoy'

'Quick Draw still has the lead.'

'Babu is flying in the second place'

'but where are the Rottens?'

Hey, fella, how'd you like to meet

'Ms. Porpoise of 1978?'

[dolphin squeaking]

vroom

[male announcer] 'Wow, Daisy's porpoise is breaking every record.'

vroom

splash splash splash

vroom

splash

[Snagglepuss] 'Sufferin' speedballs, here comes the winner!'

'It's Daisy Mayhem.'

Bottoming out for second, it's Babu.

[Snagglepuss] 'And last, it's Quick Draw.'

Ouch, from now on, I'm stickin' to plough horses.

[male announcer] 'That's the race, folks.'

'The Rottens' 25 point win puts them in first place'

'with 50 points.'

'The Scoobies, second place 15 points'

'and the Yogis ten for last place'

'now ties them all at 50 points each.'

'Quite a switch.'

[grumbling]

[cheering]

Wonder why Daisy hasn't had to brag her silly, curly head up.

Take it easy, fella. I was just jokin'.

[squeaking]

[male announcer] 'Now, to our concluding event'

'it's the Bluebeard the pirate's treasure hunt.'

Sufferin' scarecrows, this isn't an athletic event.

It's a horror movie already.

[male announcer] 'And here are the contestants'

'that will decide today's winning team.'

'For the Yogi Yahooeys, it's Grape Ape'

'and Yakky Doodle.'

'For the Scoobies, it's team captain, Scooby Doo and Shaggy'

'and The Great Fondoo and Magic Rabbit'

'representing the Really Rottens.'

thud

'Now, take it away, Mildew and Snagglepuss.'

I wish somebody would take me away from here.

Tut-tut, Mildew.

Don't act like such a chicken.

I'm not acting.

I am a chicken.

Cluck, cluck-cluck.

Be that as it may

it's time to say shove off, athletes.

[male announcer] 'The Yogis are first into Bluebeard's cavern'

'then the Rottens second.'

Like, we're going nowhere fast, Scoob.

- Paddle the other way. - Okay, Shaggy.

[male announcer] 'Well, the Scooby Team is taking off to a, a no start.'

Personally, I don't blame 'em.

This is more like an awesome obstacle course

than a treasure hunt, as we'll..

[gulps] ...soon see.

[squeaking]

[male announcer] 'The Scoobies are on their way'

'but...the Yogis have the lead'

'as they approach the first obstacle'

'walking the pirates' g*ng plank.'

Flash, because this event is so challengin'

the judges are awarding a bonus to the contestants.

[male announcer] 'That's right, Snag, it'll be 50 points to the winner.'

'Thirty for second place, and 20 for third.'

[cheering]

- Go ahead, Grape Ape. - Walk the plank?

Okie-dokie.

Grape Ape, Grape Ape.

thud

poink poink

See, I did it.

[male announcer] 'Wow, Grape Ape and Yakky have not only passed'

'the first obstacle but made walking the plank'

'far easier for the others.'

Go, Rabbit, start walking.

snap

Ta-da!

Wha!

Like, walk the plank, Scoob. It'll be a snap.

Uh, uh, okay, Shaggy.

[Scooby exclaiming]

Like, I told you it'll be a..

[gulps] ...snap.

[scoffs] Thanks a lot.

vroom

[male announcer] 'Near Bluebeard's treasure, the Yogis are still in front.'

[Bluebeard] 'I'm comin'.'

creak

Who is here?

Whoa!

'A 40 foot gorilla!'

vroom

So mortal interlopers are after my treasure, eh?

Ha-ha-ha.

Aha! We are first.

But who cares about winning medals.

'I'll take the jewel.'

[Bluebeard growls]

Like, it looks like the Rottens will win.

Uh, look again!

Belay there, mortals, or face my powers.

[laughs]

Ah, you Blue-bearded baloney!

Your super natural powers are no match against my magic.

Observe.

Braack!

Zaza-popati, zazabi-zem.

Now, go back from whence you came.

ting

poof

You see, rabbit?

My "Back from whence you came" spell always works.

Eh, unfortunately, it worked on us.

Braack!

[male announcer] 'Ooh, too bad.'

'The first place Rottens are now in last place'

'back at the start.'

[grumbling]

'Meanwhile, back at the hunt.'

Like, the ghost is gone, Scoob.

- Now is our chance. - Not me.

Like, stop dragging your feet, Scoob.

Next. Ha-ha-ha.

- It's no use, Grape Ape. - Oh, yeah?

Grape Ape, Grape Ape.

[male announcer] 'This is it, folks.'

'The Scoobies are almost up to the treasure'

'but Grape Ape is only steps away.'

Hey, Scooby, like we got it made!

Hah, all you'll get is a full force of my powers.

[male announcer] 'Hey, we have a winner.'

'It's the Scooby Doobies.'

'The Yogi Yahooeys are second.'

Ah...them mortals will take 500 years of a peller's might.

[male announcer] 'And there's the Really Rottens just starting in last place.'

[cheering]

[grumbling]

'Sore losers. A-ahem!'

'Anyway, eh, let's see who are today's winners.'

'Recalling the double points bonus, the Scooby Doobies'

'earned 50 points for a total of 100.'

'Double 15 points goes to the second place, Yogi Yahooeys'

'for their final score of 80.'

'And as for the Really Rottens, the time has run out'

'on this event, so they earned no score at all'

'which leaves them still at 50 points'

'and today's well deserved losers.'

'Now, let's hear it for today's gold, silver'

'and bronze medalist.'

[cheering]

Sufferin' sand dabs, tremors in Bluebeard's cavern

was terrifying.

Uh, but sure all those haunted happenings were tricks.

Everybody knows there's no such things at ghosts.

Oh, no?

[laughs]

[screams]

Exit down, under even.

Ha-ha-ha.

[male announcer] 'As our fearless reporters begins their Caribbean cruise'

'remember, next week, we'll make today's sports activities'

'tamed by comparison.'

'So, see you then'

'as our All Star athletes again compete for the high prized'

'gold medal at the All Star Laff-A-Lympics.'

[theme music]

thud

screech

screech

[screaming]

[music continues]