01x09 - Spain and the Himalayas

[bunniefuu]

[theme music]

[male narrator] It's Scooby's All-Star Laff-A-Lympics

starring Scooby-Doo and the g*ng.

Scooby-Doo!

Blue Falcon, and his mechanical misfit

Dynomutt, Dog Wonder.

That's me! Ha ha ha.

[male narrator] And introducing

the world's first superhero

Captain Caveman

and his mystery-solving companions

the Teen Angels.

Captain Cavema-a-a-n!

[male narrator] And it's round-the-world triple team competition

with the Scooby Doobies, Yogi Yahooeys

and Really Rottens.

[sniggering]

Forty-five stars in the Laff-A-Lympics.

[music continues]

Yes! It's Scooby's All-Star Laff-A-Lympics.

♪ Ready set let's go ♪♪

Yeah.

[male announcer] 'Greetings, sports lovers'

'and welcome to another fantastic'

'All-Star Laff-A-Lympics.'

'Today's rip-starting action..'

[bull snorting]

'...will take place in scintillating Spain.'

'Then, spanning the continents'

'we'll take you high in the Himalaya mountains'

'for the thrilling..'

[roaring]

'...and perhaps terrifying conclusion'

'of today's events.'

'Now, it's back to Spain'

'to meet our terrific teams.'

'The Yogi Yahooeys'

'the Really Rottens'

'and those super Scooby Doobies.'

'Yes, they'll be giving their all'

'to win the epitome of sports honors'

'the Laff-A-Lympics gold medal.'

'Now, let's get on with our first event'

the brave bull contest..

[audience cheering]

'...where Mildew and Snagglepuss'

'our on-the-scenes reporters will take over.'

Facing 12,000 pounds of ill-tempered beef

might make this our last event.

Right, Snagglepuss?

How true, Mildew.

Or even not facing it, even.

[snorts]

[Mildew] Then let's hide our hides.

[sniggering]

[crowd booing]

[Mildew] 'That's a Rotten for you.'

Cute, Mumbly. Real cutesy-cute.

Indubitably true.

But now it's his turn.

[bull snorts]

[dramatic music]

Oops.

[mumbling]

[male announcer] 'There's the bull, folks.'

'Now, let's meet our toreador teams.'

'Of course, we've already met Mumbly of the Rottens.'

'For the Scoobies, it will be the daring Dynomutt.'

'What poise! What cape work!'

Whoa-a-a, watch out!

[male announcer] 'What a mess!'

'Next, for the Yogis'

'it's the dainty Miss Cindy Bear.'

[giggling]

A sweet southern belle

battling a bellowing bull?

That's dangerous!

Sure, Snaggy-pie.

That boy cow will be safe enough.

I'm only gonna use my Southern charms to win.

[male announcer] 'Bull-fighting Laff-A-Lympics style'

'really isn't fighting, folks.'

'It's more like picking roses.'

'You see, the object of this event'

'is to pick the rose from the bull'

'and still stay in one piece.'

[snorts]

'Our toreadors will be judged'

'on time, style, and bravery'

'with the winner earning 25 points'

'fifteen for the second and ten for last place.'

'That's the signal to begin.'

'And there's our first toreador'

'El Mumbly.'

[audience cheering]

'Now, here comes the mighty bull.'

'But El Rotten stands his ground.'

'A portrait of confidence.'

Oh, sure. Confident of his cheat.

Whatever it is.

[snickers]

[Mildew] 'A "sleepy gas" ball.'

'So that's it.'

The bull takes a nap and he picks the rose.

That is rotten!

boing

poof

[snorting]

[crowd booing]

[snores]

Hm. Snoozing on the job.

[snores]

Hm, serves him right for dreamin'

'he could get away with that un-sporty sneaking.'

[male announcer] 'Next up on the sand is Dynomutt for the Scoobies.'

Going...going...gone!

[male announcer] 'Dynomutt will use his bionic extending extensor legs'

'for a surprise overhead try'

'for the rose.'

Hey!

[male announcer] 'Just look at that caped canine go.'

'Oh, and after that rose.'

Oh, no, Dog Blunder.

You're over-extending yourself again.

[whirring]

boing

A strained transistor.

[male announcer] 'Next up, it'll be Cindy Bear for the Yogis.'

[cheering]

Mild-mannered Cindy?

Oh, this, I gotta see from up here where it's safe.

If she even gets close to that rose, I'll eat my hat.

[male announcer] 'It looks like the Yogis' toreadoress is ready.'

'What? With sheet music?'

I don't believe it. What is this?

A bull fight or a recital even?

It just happens to be my playin', Snaggy-poo.

♪ Mi mi mi ♪♪

Ah, since music charms the savage beast

it is my intention to charm the bull

into dropping the rose at my toes.

Personally, Miss Cindy

I think you'd better use your toes for runnin'.

'Cause what's coming your way

doesn't look like it even has an ear for music.

[snorting]

Maybe a nose for trouble.

Oh, tish-tosh!

He'll be a pussycat when he hears my contralto.

♪ La la la la.. ♪

[male announcer] 'Oh, no, here comes'

'the moment of truth, folks.'

[screeching]

♪ Ah ha ha ha ♪

♪ Ah ha ha ha haa haa haa haa haa ♪♪

[snorts]

'This is incredible, folks.'

'The bull dropped the rose at Cindy's toes'

'just like she said.'

Remember what you said you'd do if she did it?

'Course, I know.

And I don't mind eatin' my words.

But my straw hat..

[munches]

...will spoil my din-din.

Pass the ketchup.

How did you all like my singing?

[male announcer] 'Well, Cindy, as a singer'

'I think you make a great toreador.'

'After all, you did win for your team.'

'Second place goes to the Scoobies'

'for coming next closest, while the Rottens'

'end up in third place.'

[crowd booing]

'Now, here are the official scores.'

'The Yogi Yahooeys lead with 25.'

'In the second place it's the Scooby Doobies at 15.'

'And the Really Rottens are last, with ten.'

'So, with an hasta la vista to Madrid'

'we take you to the Spanish countryside'

'for the gala Gypsy Wagon Race.'

'The first wagon to travel the course'

'and cross the finish line wins.'

'Now, down to our reporters.'

I'm here with the Rottens' racer, Dread Baron.

And that's enough to make gypsy violins cry.

Or laugh, even. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

A horseless gypsy wagon?

Not exactly, Snagglesnoop.

There's 1500 horses under the hood of my wagon.

Sufferin' pentangles!

The Rottens may not have to cheat to win.

[male announcer] 'The next entry is Hokey Wolf for the Yogis.'

And what kind of gypsy wagon contraption is this?

This is my roller baller whizzy roo.

The very latest in gypsy racing wagons.

This half-baked silliness?

[male announcer] 'And for the Scoobies, it will be Tinker'

'in his speed buggy powered gypsy wagon.'

Golly, Speedy. We just gotta win.

[sputters] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[sputters]

[male announcer] 'There's the get-ready overture'

'so, wagons, h*!'

vroom

'And they're off.'

'With the Rottens taking the lead'

'as they head into Mount Terrible pass.'

'If they try to pass me in the pass'

'they'll be in for a terrible surprise.'

Alright-y, Speedy. Shift into passing gear.

[Speedy sputters] Okay, okay.

Here they come. So here come the Rottens' cleanest cheat yet.

[gurgling]

Go-o-lly, Speedy!

[male announcer] 'The Rottens have cleared the pass'

'but the Scoobies are covered'

'with hanging wall-to-wall bubbles.'

'Bubbles?'

Quick, Speedy, reverse your radiator fan.

[fan whirring]

[Speedy sputters] Okay.

Wowzy! It worked!

[male announcer] 'It sure did. Now, they're clear.'

'But what happened to Dread Baron?'

Drat!

[male announcer] 'Dread Baron, watch out for the rapids!'

What rapids?

splash

Forget I asked.

I needed a..

[coughs]

...rinse job, anyway.

[male announcer] 'Meanwhile, our other racers are also stalled by the rapids.'

'Stalled, but not stopped.'

whoosh

Galloping gadflies.

Talk about the latest in gypsy racing wagons.

'Or a rapid hopper, even.'

boing boing

Our only hope is air power, Speedy.

So take some de-e-ep breaths.

[coughs]

O-oh, okay, okay.

whoosh

One more oughta do it.

[inhales]

[sputtering]

Oh, good grief!

First, Speedy thinks he's a gypsy wagon.

'Now, he's imitatin' a balloon.'

'What next?'

clink

Thanks for the lift, Stoopnagle.

[male announcer] 'Back at the race, Hokey still has the lead.'

'But the Scoobies are ready to overtake them.'

That is, if Speedy can hold his breath that long.

How about it, Speedy?

[coughs] Huh?

whoosh

[male announcer] 'What a time to run out of air!'

'Now the Scoobies have backed out of second'

'putting the Rottens ahead.'

'No, hold it. Thanks to an airpin turn'

'Speedy is planning to drop down in front of Dread Baron.'

'But the Yogis still have the number one position.'

'Now, Hokey stops at the rickety old suspension bridge'

'spanning El Diablo canyon'

'the last obstacle to the finish line.'

There goes me.

Shucks! If he can do it, so can we.

But just watch where I'm driving, Speedy.

Ah-ha! The bouncy bridge!

This is my chance to steal the lead.

And then bounce upwards to victory.

[male announcer] 'A fantastic aerial maneuver by Dread Baron'

'which bounces the Scoobies and Yogis up'

'and on their way to victory.'

[engine rumbling]

'Thanks to Dread Baron who is stuck in last place.'

Drat! Drat! Drat!

[male announcer] 'Nearing the finish line, the Scoobies' Speed Buggy'

'has a slight lead, though still traveling in reverse.'

'This is where each racer makes a final effort'

'to get their wheels over the line.'

Hey, g*ng, I decided that will be me

in the home stretch.

Oh, yeah?

Let's give it the home-stretch stretch, Speedy.

Here goes, here goes..

[sputtering]

[male announcer] 'It's the Yogis and Scoobies.'

'It's a first place tie.'

[cheering]

'Now, here comes the Rottens'

'being towed across in last place.'

[booing]

'Now, at the half the Scoobies and Yogis tie'

'for 25 points each still keeps the Yogi Yahooeys'

'leading with 50 points.'

'The Scooby Doobies second with 40.'

'And the Rottens still in the basement at 20.'

[cheering]

Here's the Himalayas.

If you think these events were pulse pounders

stay tuned for the second half.

Don't you dare dial away

or you might miss the colossal cl*max, even.

[male announcer] 'Welcome back to the final half of the Laff-A-Lympics'

'here in the mysterious Himalaya mountains'

'where our first event will be the ever popular'

'"Hang the bell on the Abominable Snowman" contest.'

Grape Ape..

[male announcer] 'It's a real trick to bell'

'this belligerent beast.'

'But first, a recap of the first half scores.'

'The Yogi Yahooeys are first with 50 points.'

'The Scoobies, second at 40.'

'And the Really Rottens hanging in with 20.'

'Now, down to the snowfield and our reporters.'

Hangin' the bell for the Yogis will be..

'...Grape Ape!'

[crowd cheering]

'For the Really Rottens, it'll be Daisy Mayhem.'

I'll show that abominable snow critter

what really abominable is.

[crowd booing]

[Snagglepuss] 'And the Blue Falcon will represent the Scooby Doobies.'

[cheering]

Good luck, BF.

[giggles]

[male announcer] 'Scoring for this event will be 25 points to the winner

'fifteen for second place, and ten for last.'

'Plus, a 50-point bonus if anyone does happen to win.'

'Remember the rules, athletes.'

'You must hang your bell on the creature.'

Alright, you savage sillies. Go!

[male announcer] 'Blue Falcon dashes ahead'

'while Daisy is moving up into the clouds?'

'Amazing!'

[Creepley] 'And clever, too.'

All it takes is invisible wire

and a cloud camouflaged pedal chopper.

Alright, stop braggin' and start peddlin', Creepley.

I've got an event to win.

[male announcer] 'Meanwhile, in his Falcon Snowmobile'

'Blue Falcon has picked up the snowman's tracks.'

Hm, the tracks have doubled back.

Which can mean only one thing.

[growls]

I've found it, or vice-versa.

Quick, Dynomutt, throw the Magno Monster Net to me.

Sure thing, BF.

Ole.

Sure-shot Dyno never misses.

Hey, BF, how was that?

[Blue Falcon] 'Perfect. Except for your prepositions, Dog Blunder.'

I said, throw the net to me, not on me.

[laughing]

[male announcer] 'Simultaneously, some distance away'

'the Yogi's biggest star is cold on the trail.'

[Abominable Snowman growls]

Grape Ape, Grape Ape?

[gasps]

[male announcer] 'Impossible!'

'What on Earth could terrify'

'a 40-foot super simian'

'into turning tail?'

'Could the snowman be that abominable?'

[laughing]

Ah, hm.

[male announcer] 'So that's it.'

'It's not an abominable snowman.'

'It's a twitterpated snow-woman.'

'So, as true love runs its course'

'let's check our other contestants.'

'Ah, there's the snowman and that familiar cloud.'

'Only, this time, Daisy is floating down.'

'I don't get it.'

It's invisible wire. Can't you see?

[laughing]

[Daisy] 'Alright, tall, bleached and ugly'

turn around so as I can hang the bell on you.

[growling]

Shucks, uh, since you put it that way

uh, forget I asked.

[gulps] Please?

[male announcer] 'Uh-oh, it looks like Daisy is in real trouble, folks.'

'But suddenly, from out of nowhere..'

Fear not, Daisy. I'll save you.

Listen, snowman, you can't growl at a lady with me around.

[grunts]

[male announcer] 'What super heroics!'

[Blue Falcon grunting]

I mean you no harm, creature of nature.

Listen.

[rings bell]

'As I deduce, the sound pleases you.'

So, here. Wear it in good health.

[male announcer] 'The Blue Falcon has hung on his bell.'

'However, our second camera shows that'

'Daisy hung hers simultaneously.'

'So, it's another tie.'

'This time, between The Scoobies and The Rottens.'

[cheering]

'As for Grape Ape, our instant replay camera'

'recorded his second place win.'

'The love-struck snow-woman caught Grape.'

'He hung his bell on her pinky as a friendship token'

'and earned the Yogis a 15-point second place win.'

'Now, to the scoring.'

'Because of their tie the Scoobies and Rottens'

'each earn 25 points.'

'But who gets the 50-point bonus?'

'Our reporters have the answer.'

Our electric eye recorded the Rottens bell rang

one millisecond before The Scoobies.

Therefore...but unfortunately the bonus goes to the Rottens.

[cheering]

[male announcer] 'Our official score shows'

'the Rottens 50-point bonus puts them in first at 95.'

Flash! A last-minute ruling by the judges.

[male narrator] 'Our attention is called to a freeze frame replay.'

'Because of Daisy's un-sportsperson-like behavior'

'of hanging her bell while Blue Falcon was saving her life'

'the 50 bonus points for The Rottens'

'has been withdrawn.'

'Now, our final, final results are..'

'...the Scoobies and Yogis are tied in first place at 65.'

'With The Rottens back at the bottom with 45.'

[Rabbit] 'Brack!'

[male announcer] 'Our final event will be a relay race climb to the top'

'of Mountain Everest.'

Here are our courageous climbers or cuckoos, even.

On the first relay team, it'll be Boo-Boo for The Yogis.

'Dirty Dalton for The Rottens.'

'And Teen Angel Dee Dee for The Scoobies.'

The first teams will carry their banners

one-third the way up to the second team.

'The Yogi's Wally Gator, Dastardly for The Rottens'

'and Teen Angel Taffy for The Scoobies.'

Here, at the two-thirds mark, ready to relay to the top

'are The Yogi's team captain, Yogi'

'Dinky Dalton of The Rottens'

'and Captain Caveman for The Scoobies.'

[man on PA] 'Attention, athletes, the first to plant'

'their team's banner on the top wins.'

'So, get ready, set..'

[blows horn]

[male announcer] 'Dee Dee takes the lead.'

Go, Dee Dee, go!

[male announcer] 'In second place, Boo-Boo of The Yogis.'

'But what's this? It looks like Dirty's being held up.'

No. Just waitin' to get pulled up.

Yeah...the good old Rotten Western way.

[male announcer] 'Now, The Rottens have pulled into the lead'

'and The Yogis just pulled past the Scoobies.'

[laughing] You won't see us Yogis tailing behind.

[male announcer] 'Wally Gator has grabbed The Yogis banner'

'which puts his team in first place.'

Let's use your head, uh-uh, tail, Wally.

[male announcer] 'Dirty Dalton sails up to land in second place.'

'Finally, but still third, it's the Teen Angels.'

There has to be a faster way, Taffy.

Zowie, I wish this Teen Angel had wings.

[Captain Caveman gibbering]

[pterodactyl screeches]

[gibberish]

[screeching]

[male announcer] 'Wow, Taffy has flown past Wally Gator'

'and winged past Dastardly, into first place'

'to reach the last stop before the top.'

All the way, Taffy.

[male narrator] 'Here's The Scooby's banner transfer.'

'So, it looks like they're a cinch to win.'

[grunts]

[whistles]

[male announcer] 'Now what? Oh, I see.'

[gibbering] Hurry, come back.

[gibbering] Come back, come back.

[male announcer] 'Talk about a well-trained pterodactyl.'

[pterodactyl screeches]

[crashing]

Oh, no!

[male announcer] '"Oh, no," is right.'

'Captain Caveman has just been knocked out of the race'

'just as the others reach the last changeover.'

'Now, the Scoobies are really on the bottom.'

[pterodactyl screeches]

[gibberish]

Dumb bird.

[male announcer] 'It looks like the Scoobies are out of it now'

'as Dinky Dalton is elevated up into the lead'

'by his special mountain-climbing'

'elevator boots.'

'Now, he's passing Yogi'

'like he was standing still.'

Come on, Yogi, start climbing.

'This is no time to fish.'

Trust your leader, Boo-Boo.

It's not a fish I'm gonna reel in.

[hook reeling]

It's me I'm gonna reel in to win!

[male announcer] 'It's going to be close, folks.'

Go, Scoobies, go.

[male announcer] 'Cheering. Captain Caveman is about to use'

'his fantastic superpowers.'

[gibberish]

Captain Cavema-a-n!

[male announcer] 'And he's up, up and away!'

'Look at him fly.'

'He's overshot the top.'

screech

[gasps] Uh-oh.

[male announcer] 'He's dropping like a rock.'

'We're about set for that winning banner plant.'

[gibberish]

[pterodactyl screeching]

[Captain Caveman screaming]

'The winning banner plant by..'

'...Captain Caveman?'

'The Yogis plant second, and The Rottens are last.'

'That's the game, folks.'

'The Scooby-Doo team wins the first place, 25 points.'

'Fifteen points for second place, the Yogi Yahooeys.'

'While the last place Really Rottens earn ten.'

'And now, the final official scores of the day show'

'that the Scooby Doobies are the big winners'

'with 90 points.'

[cheering]

'Now, for the awards.'

'Let's have a hand for our gold, silver'

'and bronze medalists, folks.'

Will somebody give me a hand?

After this assignment

I'm too whacked-out to wheel out.

Heavens to frozen for Holly's.

You just got your wish.

A hand or two, even.

Oh, no. It's that abominable snow-woman.

[sighs]

I wish I hadn't wished what I wished

'cause how do you tell 12-feet of feminine freezey frost

you're just kidding?

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

Since wishes do come true, I wish I'd be seeing you

next week, even.

So, so long till then, even.

[male announcer] Yes, Snagglepuss, and we'll all be wishing

our all-star athletes good luck as they again compete

for the Laff-A-Lympics gold medal

in a powerhouse potpourri of exciting

all-new sporting events

all over the world.

[outro theme]

bang

screech

[screaming]

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