01x05 - France and Australia

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[male announcer] It's "Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics."

Starring Scooby-Doo and the g*ng.

Scooby Doo.

[male announcer] Blue Falcon and his mechanical misfit..

...Dynomutt, Dog Wonder.

That's me.

[male announcer] And introducing the World's First Super Hero

Captain Caveman.

And his mystery solving companions

The Teen Angels.

Captain Caveman!

[male announcer] And it's around the world triple team competition

with the Scooby Doobies, Yogi Yahooeys

and Really Rottens.

[snickering]

[male announcer] Forty five stars in the "Laff-A-Lympics."

It's "Scooby's All Star Laff-A-Lympics."

♪ Ready set let's go ♪♪

Yeah.

[male announcer] Greetings super sports lovers.

It's time again for another "All-Star Laff-A-Lympics."

Where today's action will reach for new heights

in the French fries capital of the world, France.

Grape Ape.

Grape Ape.

[male narrator] Then you'll be electronically whisked down under to Australia

where the Aussies will never be the same.

Dum dum dum dum.

[male announcer] After the conclusion of the days expl*sive events

where the surviving winner will be awarded..

He he he.

[male narrator] ...the greatest prize in the sports world

The Laff-A-Lympic gold medal.

Now, it's back to France where our three teams

are ready to compete. And here they are.

The Scooby Doobies.

The Really Rottens.

And The Yogi Yahooeys.

Scoring is 25 for first, 15 for second

and 10 for third.

Now, to the French countryside

and our on-the-scene reporters.

Hi, it's your on-the-scene reporters.

On the scene of the first event, the rough and bumpy

Tour de France Bicycle Race.

How velocipedic. Exciting, even.

Here we are at the starting line awaitin' the start

of the first to cross the finish line event.

What's this?

A Yogi gold medalist using trainin' wheels?

Surely you jest, Quick Draw.

Nope, never rode a two wheeler.

Only four leggers and they was horses.

If you think that's odd, Snag, get a load of Dynomutt.

Riddin' for the Scooby Doobies.

'No wheels at all.'

I knew I almost forgot somethin'.

One set of wheels comin' up and out.

ping

[cheering]

[male announcer] The racers are lining up at the start

Quick Draw for the Yogis.

Dinky Dalton for the Rottens.

And Dynomutt for the Scoobys.

[male announcer] And there they go, folks.

Quick Draw is peddling for all he's worth.

Not with only two sandals, according to my law.

[male announcer] And look at Dynomutt's action, will you?

I'm a little rusty.

[male announcer] It's a reverse wheel popping spinner roper.

Ha ha ha!

[male announcer] And there he goes.

[crowd cheering]

Help, Blue Falcon, what do I do?

It's simple, Dynomutt, just use your brain

the factory installed in you, and straighten up.

Thanks for the tip, Blue Falcon. Now what?

Push onward, Dog Wonder. The object of this race

is to put your bike ahead of the others.

Oh, is that it?

Okay, watch this.

[male announcer] In an amazing feat of bionic bicycling Dynomutt pushes ahead

to put his bike in first place.

[Blue Falcon] 'Oh, no, look out for that curve, Dynomutt.'

[Dynomutt] 'Oh, that curve.'

I'll catch it the second time around

and around and around.

See you around.

[male announcer] Amazing, Dynomutt made the curve in classic style.

The Scooby Doobies lead.

Can't stand the silly cycle show off.

[male announcer] The Yogis' Quick Draw is quickly closing the gap

as he takes the curve on five wheels.

And here comes Dinky Dalton at his Rotten best.

Oh, yeah?

Well, watch this Mr. Nosy Announcer.

Us, Rottens always have a sneaky back up.

Or should I say..

he he

...a sneaky back pack.

Now, you're gonna see me move up in this race.

A way up.

[male announcer] Thanks to a Rotten trick Dinky has moved up

the hill over passing Dynomutt.

Peddling furiously about a 100 feet behind and below.

As for Quick Draw, it looks like he is having problems.

"Looks like" nothin'. I am..!

Now, I know I should have stuck with horses.

They don't back up so fast.

[male announcer] Oh, no, Quick Draw, you'll never

make that turn in reverse.

Boy howdy!

You sure called that one. Whoa!

Oh, come on, bike.

Attaboy, bike.

[male announcer] Hold it folks, he's back up and on his way again.

Flying pass second place Dynomutt and under Dinky Dalton

to take the lead.

Hi, again. It's me Mildew.

Safe behind the finish line in a fox-hole

which is pretty foxy for a wolf.

I'll cover the finish line from the ground up so to speak.

Remember, Dynomutt.

'You must hit the finish line first.'

Sure thing, Blue Falcon.

It doesn't make much sense but if you say

'"Hit the finish line first", I'll hit it first, second'

'and a third time.'

Not that way, dog blunder.

[male announcer] The racers are nearing the finish line

and at this point the Yogis are ahead.

But the Rottens are moving up over the finish line.

Speaking of points..

'...I might as well drop down..'

'...and win.'

Here from my safe vantage spot I see it's Quick Draw

'for the Yogis, the winner.'

[cheering]

'And second place it's the Scooby Doobies.'

[cheering]

And last-- Uh-oh, it's that Rotten, Dinky Dalton.

- 'Watch it.' - Shucks.

I'd have won if I hadn't played it safe.

Safe?

"Safe", he says.

How can anybody be safe when

a two ton savage drops in on you.

Well, sports buffs, as we say here in France

let's sure see La results.

Look at 'em even.

[male announcer] For scores, Yogis 25.

Scoobys 15 and the Rottens 10.

[babbling]

Now, on to day three for one of the most challenging

of all athletic competitions, the captivating

capture the flag at the top of the Eiffel Tower contest.

The courageous contestants for this 948 foot climb

will be, Grape Ape for the Yogi Yahooeys.

[cheering]

Captain Caveman for the Scooby Doobies.

[cheering]

And Orful Octopus for the Really Rottens.

[cheering]

Before the contest begins our reporters are standing by

with undoubtedly the biggest figure in the sporting world.

Grape Ape.

Grape Ape. Grape Ape.

Are we gonna get a laugh

when that purple monkey tries to climb.

Especially with his feet embedded in two tons

'of fast dry cement.'

[laughing]

Or when that hairy super hero, Captain Caveman

'tries climbing up those girders'

'without getting all greased down by Greedly.'

Slippery, goopy greasy grease.

He he he.

Wait till they see Orful's problem free

guaranteed to win climb.

He he he.

[male announcer] Attention, ready on the climbing line.

Climb!

Grape Ape is off to a slow start.

Probably because of those cement shoes, he's wearing.

Uh, Grape Ape.

pop

thud

splash

Oh, well, if every cheat worked

it wouldn't be sporting, eh, Mumbly?

[blubbering]

[male announcer] Now, it's Captain Caveman racing up those steel girders

like grease lightning, folks.

Captain Caveman!

[Dread Baron] 'More like a grease pig, I'd say.'

[male announcer] Ah, now, we know Orful's climbing secret.

He's wearing magnets on his eight feet, uh, tentacles.

ting ting ting

Look and listen to him go.

clang clang clang

Off hand, I'd say them dirty birds

were up to some foul play.

- Rotten ones even. - Disgusting.

[male announcer] This maybe the Yogi team's big play.

Grape Ape studies the situation with an Einstein-ish look

of total and scholarly concentration.

Grape Ape.

[male announcer] It looks like the Captain's

face of magic club is about to be used.

Fly zoom.

[male announcer] And there's the take off

and now, he's actually

flying up those girders.

[cheering]

[babbling]

Uh-oh.

[male announcer] It looks like a power failure.

pew

Eoww!

[male announcer] Yes, Captain Caveman almost

made it to the top but now, that he's stalled

Orful's magnetic tentacles

are moving in a blur of noisy motion.

[cheering]

Great Ape is still planning his climb.

He is making his move, folks.

He wraps his arms around the tower

and it looks like he may try to shimmy up.

No, incredible as it is folks, since Great Ape can't climb

up to the flag, he's pulling the flag down to the end

tower and all.

What ingenuity. What strength.

[cheering]

But Orful is almost to the top but Great Ape

is pulling down hard.

Now, Great Ape is up to Captain Caveman

who's quickly spinnin' and he flips up almost to the flag

Oops, victory is snatched from their grasp.

The Eiffel Tower top is ground level

and Great Ape captures the flag and a victory

for the Yogi Yahooeys.

[cheering]

Grape Ape.

And tied for second, Captain Caveman of the Scooby Doobies

and Orful Octopus of the Rottens.

splash

[babbling]

[babbling]

Brack.

[male announcer] Amazing. The Great Ape has

enough energy to put the Eiffel Tower back in place.

Now that's what I call a real constructive ape.

A little joke there, folks.

[male announcer] Checking the score board we find the winning Yogis

are still in the lead at 50. The Scoobys and Rottens

each get 15 points for second place tie.

[cheering]

[booing]

It was the old reservoir.

- It's time to depart fellas. - It's such sweet sorrow.

[male announcer] Yes, it's time to bid adieu to picturesque Paris.

And get ready to say "Hello" to Australia

where the fierce competition will determine today's winner.

So, stay tuned for the second half

of the "All Star Laff-A-Lympics."

[male announcer] Welcome to Australia for an expl*si*n

of grills, chills and chuckles.

As the Yogi Yahooeys, the Scooby Doobies

and the Really Rottens, face each other

in the sports battle of the century.

Featuring The Bombastic Boomerang Throw.

And the Crazy Kangaroo Race

to determine who wins the coveted Laff-A-Lympics gold.

Here's how the scores stood in the first half.

The Yogi's are leading with 50 points.

Scooby's 30, and 25 for the Rottens.

So, on with the games.

And here's our starting line up for the first event

The Boomerang Throw.

It's Doggie Daddy for the Yogis.

Dread Baron for the Rottens.

And the Scooby's All Stars Star, The Blue Falcon

will be the starting boomerang thrower.

Ready for the first throw.

Blue Falcon, ol' buddy surely there must be

something I can do to help.

Yes, Dog Wonder you can unwrap yourself from my throwing arm.

Get ready, Horrible Hawk, when Blue Falcon throws

you know what to do.

craw

crawk crawk crawk

pftpoii

Exactly.

Chew it up to sawdust. He he he.

[male announcer] The rules are simple, folks.

The boomerang must pass the 100 yard marker flag

and return to the thrower's hand.

In case of a tie, the throwers will be judged on distance.

I'm ready.

[male announcer] And there is the throw and in perfect form

And just look at that boomerang speed.

craw

zoom

craw craw craw

ha ha ha

phew

[male announcer] What a throw, however since, the boomerang

must come back to the thrower, I'm afraid

Blue Falcon's throw doesn't stand a chance.

Hold it a sec, Ol' Blue, I'd like to ask you a question.

Of course, Mildew.

You don't seem at all perturbed

your boomerang didn't come back to you.

Of course not.

My throw isn't complete yet.

Oh, really?

Can't stand an overconfident, Super Hero.

[male announcer] Now, next up it's the Yogis Doggie Daddy.

[cheering]

Let's move it, before we get bonked by a boomerang.

So, here it goes.

Show 'em , dear ol' dad.

[male announcer] And it's headed straight for the marker, a perfect ringer.

[Mildew] But unfortunately, Doggie Daddy this is a boomerang throw

Not a horse shoe pitch.

Too bad, dear ol' dad.

The Rottens' Dread Baron is next.

But what's he up to?

I'm preparing my sneaky boomerang

with a model radio control.

How utterly underhanded.

Oh, it's dreadfully dirty, Dread, darling.

Golly, Blue Falcon. I can't believe you made

an imperfect throw seein' how you're perfect and all.

I repeat, my throw is not complete.

I gotta get Blue Falcon back in out of the heat of the outback.

[male announcer] At last, Dread Baron arrives at the throwers circle.

Raises back and tosses his boomerang

back over his shoulder with his eyes closed.

And it flips flops away off course.

And you'll soon see some super boomeranging.

First, I'll loop the loop and spin around the marker.

[male announcer] Amazing, loop the loop and a triple spin around

the marker followed by a grass cutting sweep then an up sweep

which could spell a win for the Rottens.

[cheering]

A simple..

...ha ha ha but effective win. If I do say so.

thud

Bravo.

It couldn't have happened to a nicer rotten.

It appears to me that, that's the contest, folks.

The winner is--

[Blue Falcon] 'One moment, Snagglepuss.'

The contest isn't over yet.

I, now estimate my throw will be complete just about now.

Yes, right on schedule.

Around the world in eight minutes.

[cheering]

I'm flabbergatted, Blue Falcon.

Discombuberated by a boomerang.

This changes everything.

The winner even.

[male announcer] Correct, Snagglepuss.

The Blue Falcon's super terrific throw

gives the Scoobys 25 points, the Yogis 15

and the Rottens 10 for using an ill*gal electronic control.

[cheering]

Moving right along to the vast Australian outback.

Our athletes are mounted and ready

for the big 60 point bonus Kangaroo Race.

Mumbly for the Rottens.

Huckleberry Hound for the Yogis..

[cheering]

...and Scooby-Dum for the Scoobys.

What a sight, seeing these gold medalist savages

on Kangaroo back. Ridiculous sight.

And it's not gonna get better as they hop about

this crazy course to see who comes in first.

[male announcer] Ready on the racing line, go!

Mumbly is all prepped up. He seems to be having his ups

and downs getting going.

Huckleberry leaps off to take the lead.

But it looks like Scooby-Dum is having problems.

Giddy up, go!

Hop to it.

Hey, wait for me.

[male announcer] The Rottens haven't started yet

as their rather tinny looking kangaroo

continues to hop in place.

dong dong

[babbling]

Don't blame us, Mumbly, we ain't never drove a kangaroo before.

But we'll take off now, just down that a way.

Hang on, Mumbly, we're ready to roll.

[engine revving]

[male announcer] 'And they're off!'

Heavens to how many grids.

A tin can, eight cylinder kangaroo.

A wailer, instead of a hopper?

A kangaroo is a kangaroo accordin' to the rules.

[male announcer] The Rottens racing Kangaroo racer has rolled ahead

to leave the Yogi entry in a cloud of smoke.

Somebody oughta check its smog device.

[male announcer] Finally, Scooby-Dum's kangaroo is on her way.

But doing a graceful tippy toeing.

I'm impressed with her, Mildew.

Bowled over even.

Yes, Snag, she's a real cutie as a dancer.

'But a real clutsy as a racer.'

That's my kangaroo.

Giddy up, Matilda.

[male announcer] Now, from her pirouettes, Matilda

is going into a graceful leap

to catch up with Huck's racing kangaroo.

Meanwhile, it looks like the Rottens are headed

for some rocky racing or rocks and rolling.

Ha ha ha.

[blubbering]

We'd best stop the rockin' and get to hoppin'.

[male announcer] The Rottens have stopped, but now, they're really

putting some springs into their steps.

Yes, they sprung over the rock area and..

...right into a mud hole where they end up clogged down.

[blubbering]

So, while the Rottens pause for a mud bath

the Yogi's and the Scooby Doobies' kangaroos

hopping neck and neck bounce past and into the lead.

We ain't done in yet, Mumbly. We're gonna get up

out of this muck, yet.

Push, pull and push. Everything in sight, Dastardly.

One of these gadgets oughta get us to going.

[male announcer] The Rottens aren't giving up yet, folks.

Now, they're using their rotary tail spinner to take off..

...for a nose dive.

But they're back up on their spring loaded feet

and they just sprung back into the race.

Wow, a hundred foot spring straight up and down..

boom

...this maybe the end of the line for them.

Huh, not while we got this one last lever to pull.

[Dastardly] 'Ha ha, that's it, Dirty.'

'Now, we'll be on our way with pogo sticks, powering.'

[Dirty] 'Just keep the pogo-ing.'

[male announcer] The Rottens haven't given up.

schlip schlip

And here at the finish line, I can see our starved racers

'hoppin' down the home stretch.'

'Dancin' even.'

[male announcer] Yes, Snags, Scooby Dum's kangaroo

in a series of kangaroo party doos

has just danced ahead of Huck Hound to take the lead.

[cheering]

You heard 'em, fella. You better get a hoppin'

before that dancin' damsel beats us.

[male announcer] The Yogi's just leaped into the lead

past the pirouetting Matilda.

[cheering]

Hey-h*, I'm getting dizzy.

How about a simple foxtrot?

[male announcer] But what's this? A tornado tumbleweed?

No it must be..

Yes, it is. The Rottens.

And they're rolling on to victory.

bang

[male announcer] With the Scooby's entry twirling in second

and the Yogi entry skidding in third.

Yes, it looks like the Rottens made it with a bang-up finish..

...or should I say, banged up finish.

Ha ha ha

[blubbering]

[male announcer] And the winner is--

Hold it. Cease. Call off the marines.

Honest and replay on the Rottens even.

What kind of kangaroo is this?

That's motorized with high speed rollers.

Steel coiled, spring loaded tootsies?

[male announcer] Sorry, Snagglepuss, but there is nothing in the rules

forbiddin' the racing of a mechanical kangaroo.

[snickering]

[male announcer] So the Yogi Yahooeys get 10.

The Scooby Doobies get 15 points

and those Really Rottens get 50 bonus points

making them, today's victor.

[cheering]

This calls for an on the spot Rotten interview.

Well, loud and lovely, you Rottens are the winners.

You're putting me on.

I realize it was an accident and just wait till I tell

the world that you Rottens won without cheatin'.

You zip your lip, you hear?

[mumbling]

After all, us Rottens have got a rotten

reputation to maintain, you know.

[male announcer] Now, for the award ceremonies.

Hold it, cease and desist even.

'The judges discovered the Rottens had two extra'

'hitch hoppers on board. They're disqualified.'

[blubbering]

[male announcer] This changes everything, folks.

The adjusted scores put the Rottens in third

the Yogi's second and the Scoobies are champs.

[cheering]

[male announcer] Accepting the Laff-A-Lympics gold medal for the Scoobys

is the captain himself, Scooby Doo.

For the Yogi Yahooeys is..

crash

Grape Ape.

[male narrator] Yes, it's Grape Ape.

[crowd cheering]

Hooray! And just wait till next week.

[cheering continues]

I knew we'd be down under here in Australia

but this is too much.

All I can say is arrivederci.

Or words to that effect even.

[male announcer] Join these super sports teams

next week, sports fans.

To see who'll win the magnificent gold medal

in the next thrilling action packed

funaramics sports spectacle.

With new events in new exciting places.

The "All Star Laff-A-Lympics."

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kaak

kaak

Aagh!

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