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Alex, alex, alex

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Kidsongs". Aired: April 1986 – September 18, 1998.*
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Home video series was launched with four Kidsongs "Music Video Stories" being announced at New York's Toy Fair in February 1986. "A Day at Old MacDonald's Farm" was one of those first four and has sold over 4 million copies and won the Vira Award.

Alex, alex, alex

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to the TV station and we as question can

we use Studio pleas don't you say no

we'll learn how to use it yes we're

going to work hard we'll be so creative

and put on our

show okay you've got it

[Applause]

yeah s

ta our

Feet's we got the sound we're going to

be coming to your city and town we our

kids

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great help us when we need them got

magic them enough and

the big we'll keep them secret com to

the resue when they

going we got s we're going to be coming

to your city and we our

kid we want our kidong press this

playback

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we I hope Mr Forbes and Mrs Wilson will

think that our guest today is

educational enough me too but I think we

can talk them into it I hope so because

I really think Mr McGee is going to be a

terrific guest good morning Mr for and M

good morning children so what have you

got planned for today's show we have new

videos that I think you're going to be

very pleased with there some of our best

ever great and who is our guest today a

very interesting gentleman Patrick McGee

who is an expert in guard Mo G Mo the

French food art exactly he can carve a

whale out of a watermelon and a clown

out of a cantaloupe what a fun way to

introduce children to sculpture we're

very pleased thanks save the last melon

por

MOA yes sir just a little more backline

on Alex please Dava that's much better

see her hair shines more with the light

like that she looks great we're on the

air in 10 seconds I've got the opening

title sequence on vtrb have a good show

everybody you too have you rehearsed

your singalong segments of course

absolute M we are always ready keep

rolling roll it and take it

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andk you the host Alex Aaron you're on

the air in three 2 good morning and

welcome to the kids songs TV show The

One and Only show made by kids for kids

and starring kids and

bigles hi I'm Billy bigle and this is my

big sister Ruby we use our magic powers

to come here from bigand every day to

help the kid song's kids make their TV

show

and if you're wondering why we do this

it is because we love music and we love

kids silly don't you think the kids who

watch the show know that already I just

wanted to be sure now where were we I

was just about to introduce our first

music video of the day it's about a

beautiful baby girl elephant her name is

Belle and she's really sweet so here's

Belle starring in oh you beautiful doll

you beautiful doll you great big

beautiful

doll let me put my arms up about you I

could never live without

you you beautiful you great big

beautiful

doll if you ever leave me how my heart

will I want to hug you but I fear

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you oh you beautiful doll right step

left you beautiful doll you great big

beautiful

doll let me put my arms about you I

could never live without

you you beautiful do you great big

beautiful

doll if you ever leave me how my heart

will I want H you but I Fe you bre oh oh

oh oh oh you

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beautifulll you

beautifulll well that finishes

tomorrow's script should I print it out

not yet I want to go back through and

see if I can add a little more fun to

Alex's lines she's so good when we give

her humorous material to work with hey

Ryan will you go over my interview

sketch with me I'm sure whatever you

wrote is fine I don't really have time

right now hey book how about you not

right now I've got to research Aaron and

Alex's material for the next show but

I'll try to find some time later thanks

a lot you

guys did you guys know Alex's birthday's

next week we should have a surprise

birthday party for her here at the

studio I'll talk to daavid about

decorations a birthday party St man PE I

love parties hey Billy what's with the

French today I'm getting in Z mood for

our guest who will be demonstrating

French food art oh Mr McGee we have a

few more music videos before he comes

out I think I better play one now C the

host our next song takes us down to the

paaw patch for those of you who are

wondering a paaw is a Pimon and a Pimon

is a fruit that grows on trees in warm

places they taste really good so if you

have a chance try one meanwhile let's

Head Way Down Yonder to the Paw paaw

Patch

dear is dear where oh where is dear

little down in Thea F come on kids let's

go find her come on kids let's go find

her come on kids let's go find her way

down in the paaw P picking UPS put them

in your pocket pick up put them in your

pocket pick up put them in your pocket

way down in the B

patch where where is dear little Katie

where where is dear little Katie where

where is dear little Katie down in the

come on kids let's go find her come on

kids let's go find her come on kids

let's go find her way down in the Popa

PCH picking up Pops put them in your

pocket pick ups put them in your pocket

pick up pop put them in your pocket down

in the

[Applause]

bat is dear little

David is dear little

David is dear little David down in the

come on we know where they are follow us

come on kids let's go

come on K let go him come on K let's go

find him way down in

the put them in your pocket picking upws

put them in your pocket picking upws put

them in your pocket way down in the

fcking up put them in your pocket way

down in the this is a much warmer color

it looks great on you and it really

brings out your eyes thanks a lot Shar

and I really like the way you did your

hair today oh me too we're introducing

I've been working on the railroad next

right you got it you're on in 5 4 3

2 our next video is a classic American

song about the building of the railroad

The Men Who Built the railroads worked

very hard the days were long and the

conditions were tough so they were very

happy when the cook would finally ring

the bell for lunch but if Dina she's the

cook was having too much fun in the

kitchen lunch would be late and din love

to have fun it's all going on in I've

been working on the

railroad I've been working on the

railroad all the long

day i' beening on the railroad just to

pass the time

away don't you hear the whistle

blowing rise up so early

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[Applause]

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someone's in the kitchen

with someone's in the kitchen I know

someone's in the kitchen

withing on

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[Applause]

the I

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the whistle

blowing R up Ear in

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the the kitchen

with someone's in the kitchen I know

in

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the

i

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i on

the on

the string on the old

no no boring yuck we have to find Alex

something really

special isn't this an adorable dress for

Alex definitely it's just her style I

can't wait to show it to her hey you

guys I was looking for something to wear

for my segment tomorrow just help

yourself to anything on the rack that's

great walking the dog is cute and ready

to roll hey Megan you star in this next

video that's me all right weren't you

scared of that big dog she was bigger

than me she was almost as big as you I

was scared no I wasn't scared at all I

love animals and Susie that's her name

was an absolute sweetheart you're very

brave Megan and you are very cute Billy

therey that means thank you coost three

two and this next video stars our friend

and coworker Megan and a very a very big

great Daye named Susie and don't forget

our director Casey and of course my

talented co-host Alexandra and us we

were there too when Megan went out

walking the

dog just a walk in the

dog just a walk in her

dog well if you don't know how to do it

I'll show you how to walk the dog

marry Mac dressed in

black silver buttons up and down

her how I know she told

me she broke a needle now she

can

W just walk in her

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dog well if you don't know how to do it

I'll show you how to walk the

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dog her mama for

15 to see an elephant jump the

fence it jump so high it touch the sky

didn't come back till theth of July walk

in the

dog just a walk her

dog well if you don't know how to do it

I'll show you how to walk the

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do Mar Mary

contrary how does your garden

grow Silver

Bells watch it

Buster I'm out of here

just a walk in her

dog well if you don't know how to do it

I'll show you how to walk the

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dog

wo just just just

walking well if you don't know how to do

it I'll show you how to walk the

dog walking the dog was a lot of fun to

make but the silliest day we've had is

when we made yes we Have No Bananas yes

those chimps definitely have their own

agendas what's an agenda it's a list of

things to do like a plan of action oh so

the chimps had a different plan than the

kids you bet I don't think Casey planned

on having an apple thrown at him I've

got to see

this in three two in this next video our

hardworking director is trying to run a

produce stand with two baby chimps as

his assistants which might not have been

the best possible choice although they

are very cute to watch that's for sure

let's check out Casey and his chimpanzee

friends in yes we Have No Bananas today

yes we Have No

Bananas we Have No Bananas

today we Str be and onions cabbages and

scallion and all kinds of fruit and say

we have an

oldfashioned

tomato a Long Island

potato but yes we Have No

Bananas we Have No Bananas

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today yes we Have No

Bananas we Have No Bananas today

we Str beans and onions cabbages and

scallion and all kinds of fruit and S we

have an old fashioned

tomato a Long Island

P but yes we Have No

Bananas we Have No Bananas

today yes we Have No Bananas

we Have No Bananas

today we drink beans and onions cabbages

and scallion and all kinds of fruit

and we have an

oldfashioned

tomato

along

po but yes we Have No Bananas No Bananas

we Have No Bananas

today we have no bananas

today we Have No

Bananas

today there you go can you believe how

much fan mail Alex has gotten this week

jeez how is she going to answer it all

Alex Alex Alex that's all anyone ever

talks about around here isn't the

Alexander Palm show you know what's with

her I think Alex has been getting all

all the attention and Lindsay's feeling

left out well being ingred out isn't

going to help anything we need to help

Lindsay feel better does anyone have any

ideas well we can let Lindsay know how

much we care about her perfect I know

you guys will do that very well and I'm

going to have a talk with Lindsay about

her feelings everybody ready for

Question Time Lindsay and Mr mige are in

position and their microphones are

working the graphic is parked on vtrb

good roll the graphic and take

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it and K the host every day around this

time our very talented Lindsay bartleson

presents her question time segment it's

always good always fun and always

interesting so let's join Lindsay and

today's guest Patrick McGee thank you

Alex and Aaron and welcome Mr McGee well

thank you Lindsay and you can call me

Patrick okay where did you learn to

become a chef I went to school in New

York really do you enjoy being a chef I

love being a chef and doing it for 15

years wow so can you tell us a little

bit about what you're going to do for us

today what we're going to be doing is

called

gag um one of the best examples is the

Apple bird cool so I can't believe that

this was an Apple 5 minutes ago mhm now

what is that this right here is a

watermelon whale so can I help you do

something today yeah we're going to be

making a honeydew clown now kids

remember all the work that has to be

done with with the knife has to be done

by a grownup us kids help with the fun

part putting it all together okay will

you help me mhm okay great the way we're

going to keep things on is with

toothpicks I'm going to put those in I'm

going to put the eye part

on just

SEC wow and then attach black and if

you'll do the other one for me okay

there's a toothpick

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and there you

go wow okay he's got his eyes what else

does he need um he needs um a nose Okay

and we happen to have one right there in

front of you I see it I there we go okay

you can go ahead and put that on cuz

what's a clown without a big red nose

Okay and we have a little piece of red

pepper we're going to use that what do

you think it looks like a tongue there

you go okay we'll put that in there and

if you pass me his hair okay hair his

hair okay we'll put his hair in WoW

there we go awesome

uhhuh okay happen to have his hat right

here

okay he's going

to and then we've got his ears on each

side see there we

go wow well well thank you so much for

coming today we had so much fun thank

you so much for having me it was really

cool and really

fun Billy and Ruby are in their studio

and ready for their sing along good Q

Alex and now it's time for that very fun

and very energetic portion of our show

Billy and Ruby sing and play

along Welcome to our studio we want you

to sing and dance along with us and the

kid songs video we're going to play

today's song is called wuba wua John

it's about a very big man who plays the

tuba the kid song's kids went to visit

him and had a lot of fun I think you

will too so get up and let's have a

little stretch like

this and

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this Rebecca are you going to join us

good I'm glad Michael what about you

great now that everyone's ready let's

learn the movements going to do with the

video first we're going to look around

and see what we can see like

this and then we're going to roll our

arms like

this throw in a kick a

point and a wave and you're doing the

boa woa

John kick a

tree kick a tree huaa John saw a a tree

in the middle of the sea hey

[Music]

John a FR Chas

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dog a frog chase the

do saw a frog Chas the dog sitting on a

h hey John

John John

[Music]

saw a snail chase a

whale saw a snail chase a whale w John

saw a snail chase a whale all around the

water pale hey John

John

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John a cow Me Out w

a cow

me a cow me and I heard s hey John

John John hey John

John hi Lindsay hi Ruby you haven't been

having a very good day today I've been

having a terrible day Alex gets all the

attention around here and I'm sick of it

I work really had and do a good job and

nobody ever pays any attention to me I

think you do a wonderful job and the

other kids including Alex thinks so too

how do you know because they've told me

really really you know Lindsay it's not

Alex's fault that she gets so much

attention she's the host that's been on

the show the longest so she's just

better known I know and being angry with

her just makes me look dumb besides way

I like her a lot I think you and Alex

should have a talk you wouldn't believe

this but Alex is a little jealous of you

too you're right I don't believe it but

I will have a talk with her we only have

time for one more song and the one we

picked is a lot of fun it stars a very

confident camp counselor Eddie who takes

the kid song's kids fishing but things

don't quite turn out the way he planned

which is why he ends up with the fishing

Blues

well I went down the hill about 12:00

ran right back got me a I'm going down

to the fishing home you can come fishing

all the time have you been fishing all

the time I'm go fishing too well you bet

you're you love and wife I'll catch more

fish than

you fish you got good F here's a little

story I would like to relate come on

baby come on C

I'm going fishing yes I'm going fishing

and you can fishing

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too I got a fish I got a

fish e oh I got

something I can't

went down the hill about 1:00 spot them

catfish swimming around I'm going down

to the fishing homeall live in the

country instead of the town have you

been fishing all the time I'm a go

fishing too well you bet

youring I'll catch more fish than you

and fish got good baby here's a little

story I would like to relate come on

baby come on down I'm going fishing yes

I'm fishing and you can

fishing oh I got a big one this supposed

weigh 100 lb or more don't worry we're

all going to have fresh fish for dinner

thanks to

[Music]

[Applause]

me Time to Say Goodbye share it is

sherik give him the sign okie

dokie well kiddos that's all we have

time for on this episode of the kids

songs TV show The One and Only show made

by kids for kids and starring kids and

big see see

see bye good show everybody you just

adore being a host don't you yes I know

it's great and everything but I don't

get to spend a lot of time with the rest

of the team you see I learn all my l

when I'm at home and then when I'm here

I at the hostess the whole time I always

feel like you guys are having so much

fun and I'm not part of it so I think

I'd rather have your job because you

could to be on the show and work with

everyone else too and I'd rather have

your job let's go to lunch and talk

about it let's go

[Music]

soon everybody going Tove to the be

us we got the sound we're going to be to

your city and our

KS our kid press this for play we our

[Music]

you

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