01x07 - All Through The Night

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every time I look at

you I'm so glad that you're the

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one I've been growing closer

to as the years of come and

gone sharing for good or

ill hardly a day

aart older out side but still

young

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at it's your turn Albert I know it's my

turn well get on with

it I'm thinking it's Scrabble we're

playing Albert not International

chess

right up c o

dou

s i e what's that

Coy

Coy yes yes that's right what you wear

when you go swimming a

Coy the word is

costume I've always called it a Coy it

doesn't count Albert why not it's not a

proper word Mr C oh yes it is you go

into any Draper shop in Stoke and ask

for a c they'll know what you mean yeah

but it's slang you've got to use proper

words

oh well I have to rethink oh

no we'll be here till

Christmas spelled with a

Y my auntie never spell her name

with a why you can't have your auntie

why not because it's a proper word

now make your mind I can't have cozy cuz

it's not a proper word and I can't have

cuz it is you're not allowed to

use names we've been better off playing

dominoes can I have a rude word no you

can't and if you can't go let somebody

else have a turn hang

on

Soldier I said no rud words that's not

rude it is the way he uses it oh come on

we'll allow him that one right that's

one and two two is four right put that

on barara right four to Mr colier uhuh

well um what's the score up to the

moment uh well Norman's got 53 Mrs col's

got 44 I've got 41 and you've got

six not doing very well am I luk I don't

want to be a wet blanket but uh have you

seen the T time oh it's nearly half 12

think we better go some of us have got

to go to work in the morning all and I

must get my beauty sleep I wouldn't

bother it's not doing you much

good I hope he doesn't disturb you in

the night oh Norman no Albert when he

snores that loud I'm sure they can hear

him in the next street I've never heard

him me neither once my headit that

pillar I'm out like a light he's right

no take a b*mb to wake him you know one

night he rolled over in his sleep fell

out of bed still never woke up I tell

you what I know a good way to stop

snoring Albert all right what's that

stop

breathing oh really funny I don't think

oh it doesn't bother me anymore I've got

myself some ear muffs and once I've got

those on I I can't hear a thing oh well

come on D I'll see you up the

princes good night Mrs CIA good night Lo

good night Norman good night oh look at

Tim he's half asleep already come on

oh it's a bit nippy who that cold enough

to freeze the ba*ls

off say corn broke a sign Hey look it's

full moon you want to watch him bar

could turn funny oh he's funny enough as

it is come on RI vanwinkle see you

tomorrow not I see you first good

night oh damn what's up this door got to

have it shutting itself come mind I got

the key good night good night sleep

tight

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did You Turn All the Lights Off yes did

you Bolt the back

door yes did you put the milk bottles

out

yes would you like me to climb up on the

roof and see us any slates

loose there's no need to be sarcastic

are you coming to bed are you going to

sit there scratching yourself all night

I've got an itch can you scratch me back

where in the middle somewhere there up a

bit over to the left you missed

it there it is oh that's

nice hey hang on you RI the

pajamas come on get into bed

oh what's

up your feet are like

ice you don't you to sleep me to on no I

don't here have the hot water bottle why

can't we have the electric blanket on no

we're economizing

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do you have to do that I'm just making

myself

comfortable what you reading next week's

paper oh now is being sarcastic it's a

library book Agatha Christie

oh is it good yes what's it about it's

about time you shut up and let me read

in peace sorry you uh you carry on thank

you

Albert sorry I'm just just setting

it the French Windows opened and in

walked Hercules

parrot quo

it's a

PLO oh yes yes yes I couldn't see proper

yet he looked around the room do you

mind I'm trying to read I'm sorry why

don't you go to sleep well I'm I'm not

sleepy well you read something then I've

got nothing to read there's a paper

there I read it oh you are aggravating

at times I tell you

what I'll do the cross word good

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you you carry on

want to

crush

sorry no what you're

doing it's depend when I'm lying down

the ink runs to the bottom just trying

check it up the top

again oh have you have you finished

reading yes oh that's good we can talk

then I'm going to

sleep

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what are you

doing I I I was just seeing if you were

asleep

what I said I was just seeing if you

were

asleep well I'm

not what do you want do you fancy a cup

of

cocoa all I want is to go to

sleep now what is

it good

night good

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night what's that sounds like our milk

btle it's that damn Jun Dum across the

road flags are covered in broken glass

better go down and sweet it up well

can't you leave it till the morning no

no no no no I better go better go better

do it now well if I'm asleep when you

come back don't wake me up I wouldn't

dare

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heo

Aro

hello hello

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what you doing your awake the old street

I'm sorry to disturb you Barber is is

Norman awake oh he was asleep as soon as

his headit the pillar well I've locked

myself out oh dear aren't you too that

down door was sweeping the broken glass

into the gutter and and then it it just

swung to like that locked

out just not you

are no

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no oh it's no use Mr Collier I told you

once he's as sleep it's as though he in

a coma I tell you what let's snip around

the back it might be a beginning our

house through the kitchen window no what

about me well we got a spare key of your

house you'll be able to get in well come

on then I'm freezing cold

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Albert Albert

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hello Mrs Kia hello Norman have you seen

Albert no have you seen Barbara no she's

disappearing saw Albert you don't think

they a do you oh don't be so DED they

can't just have vanished you better look

up and down the street for them yes just

a minute I put the catch on the door all

good idea we don't want to lock

ourselves

out you go that way and I'll go this way

we'll meet around the back right

oh you Mr C here I'm getting Frost byed

I'm doing rest it it's stiff so am

I

got got short open you all right yes

oh somewhere somewhere in the

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sideboarding

Norman you look no sign of them me

neither where the heck are they perhaps

we should ring the police hello that's

funny what there's a light on in our

kitchen you've got Burgers well you

better go and look no perhaps we should

no that's what they

thought can't you wake up Mrs Coler and

ask girl no it's more than my last

were hang on here it

is helpy there's someone in the kitchen

hey we got burglar I think there's

somebody in the other room oh be careful

Norman here take

oh yeah look

go ring no

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nobody

here think you must have left the right

on by

mistake

bar are you all right M I think so is is

anything anything broken yes my best V

I thought you were a burglar snap where

have you been well I lock my out and

then he locked me out oh you're not safe

to be left alone well I didn't do it on

purpose well whatever won't you all well

I was cold I turned over for a

cuddle hey you were gone oh well come on

before I catch me death of cold well

come on you can go out the front way all

right well I'll see you what you stay

where you are good night again good

night come on no I'm

freezing fancy nice cup of tea love I

tell you what I would like what's that

to give you a kick up the

backside come on let's get to bed right

I just fet the brush and lock up I'll do

that you go

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upstairs Albert come here love oh I wish

you wouldn't get one off uh I was only

spending a

penny come on let's get to

bed they forgotten your ears I'll leave

them off in case you decide to flit

again good night good night

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what he

T

yes oh and I'm certainly too tired for

that you don't I don't know what you

mean l

you know perfectly well you've got that

fruity look in

there put your light up and go to

sleep very

light full

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moon it's funny isn't it think that men

actually walked on that

Moon I wonder if there's any life up

there in space there'll be a death down

here on Earth if you don't shut

up do your

mind oh sorry

what do you think you're doing just

stubing a pipe Oh no you're not I've

told you before I don't like you smoking

your pipe in bed sorry

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to turn the volume down and I turned it

will you go to

sleep I'm I'm just not sleepy you're not

trying do some deep

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breathing can't you do it

quietly no oh you know you're just not

relaxed you're too tense

I know a very good thing to relieve

tension now don't start that again look

I'll get you to sleep how well there was

an article in my woman's magazine last

week just lie flat on your back in a

comfortable

position

right now say toes go to sleep oh that

was a dance

too it's supposed to help you relax now

come on

toes go to sleep now knees go to sleep

knees go to sleep legs go to sleep legs

go to sleep hands go to sleep hands go

to sleep arms go to sleep arms go to

sleep body go to sleep body go sleep

head go to

sleep hang

on what's the matter my toes have just

woken

up you're not doing

it it's no good EA I'm just not tired

well are you worried about

anything no well yes I am worried about

the future oh well I shouldn't wor about

that love at our age we've got more past

than

future by he we've seen some changes

aren't we oh one or

two you happy

love of course I am I wouldn't change

you for

anybody not now Clark Gable's

gone you always had a crush on him

didn't you never missed a picture

M it were bet GRA with me what a pair of

legs you remember when we used to sit in

the Parlor your parlor when we were

courting and my dad always thought you

up to no

good and he was

right you remember when we became

grandparents for the first

time young Terry's spitting image of his

dad

he favors me

well oh is it that time already ah it is

O I fell asleep I know you did did you

no I haven't slept the wink all night oh

dear well look you have a lion no no

it's to get up oh no you stay where you

are you have nothing to get up

for I'll bring you some breakfast up

later a lovely

morning Mrs Kia morning nor Barbara

how's the Insomniac we never slept a

wink all night took me ages to get off

again and me give over you were snoring

on your way upstairs cool mom both been

late for work see you

later Albert

Albert

Albert every time I look at

you I'm so glad you're the

one I've been

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gr as the years come

caring

the I need a day

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of

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still for