01x08 - Choose Your Own Evil

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yes you

and that's not the worst of it if you can't help me come up with the ransom in the next half an hour

Ben is dead a man torn from his family

m*rder*d in his prime only to return to earth resurrected we'd like you to

become an operative in the core fight even Saints soul as an agent of the almighty cold

Chandler at your new heart with no magic no special powers

forbidden from intimate contact unrecognizable to those from their past iron Chandler space and Henry McNeal now

fight to save La Soul against the minions of God deals with the devil or bad is our job to stop him is he always

like this it is a battle of good versus B G versus

e that's what it is

okay I lied okay we have resources on much it's not money then wash its what

is most valuable to the core Amin amulets

yes ambulance of the four horsemen this

is the booty in the w*r between the Morlocks and the core right now we have

to they have to if the Morlocks ever get a hold of all four of them it's the

human race that gets a head slap the important thing to know is when these amulets come together the spirit of the

four horsemen are released and thus begins the apocalypse okay so let me get

this straight if the ransom is amulet that means I

come to the intersection of on Saturday

not kidding okay this is no joke you gotta help me please and don't think about bringing your car

but it's in on this so how about nope

there's a kid I don't know I mean that guy knows everything about meas got a personal vendetta I talked with Ben sometimes we email

each other summation talk to that kid so much Chandler you didn't tell Ben who you

really are did you no no I I wouldn't do that cause you know it's forbidden to let members of your family know much

about from the dead never had anybody die on you yeah a couple of people

that's more common when you get older law of averages sucks huh really sucks

it's not like my dad and I were best friends this

it's a funny guy but he wasn't bitching at me we were just hanging you know sometimes I think that if we were the

same age could actually been friends probably would have sometimes just fix

myself man he'd just want to try to help that guy getting mugged never would have been k*lled

one thing if just one thing I've been different old storing the changed don't t*rture

yourself all right I mean what happened happened you can't go back you can't change things don't think I don't know

all that crap it's any consolation I feel the same way about my life

who are you you know you wouldn't believe me if I

told you I do remember though you fell off this skateboarding you kept your

chin here five and when you are a I remember mr. slithers your snakes living

away

well that's good I'm glad you that taller man cuz just hanging around and keep you put his life in Jungle look I

feel incredibly guilty about this as it is but right now I got a half an hour to come up with another amulet so I can

save my kid I have an hour and that's no timing when another ambulance what do

you mean another mu well I already got one from HQ he took the Dinos range cube

are you crazy man how the hell'd you get an amulet on H Q ha no it was this

morning I remember that Ford set the password to the ball so I started no running through

a bunch of his favorite things and I came up with Vegas

now you got to get another basically what you do

I lost it you lost it you lost the

ambulance okay okay okay okay all right let me just try to remain calm I hate I'm not good see you must place

in your wallet but an ancient object Henry okay I was coming out of the core

right and the part you remember the part where you were supposed to pick me up and I was gonna explain everything to you then and I was gonna ask for your

opinion on how to handle this Roboto guy but you weren't there so I I had to take a cab

could I have the number four yellow cab please pig oink wrench on step on it it's such

a lovely day why are you so nervous we'll get there honey don't you worry please lady

whatever you can do to make it fast I'll tip okay already but I don't like I mean too fast my eyes come on Lady let's go

back to look II think about you please faster okay are you all ready

I'm ahead

oranges

by God it's still there dammit it's in the back

of the cab you left the most powerful object in the universe man the key to keep the force the doctors at bay in the back of a cab

understand Henry I thought we had just run over a baby a baby huh that's whole

look my son's life is in the hands of a Morlock if he doesn't k*ll him he's

gonna convert him a bastian deal with Ben an amulet is ransom I mean families the forces of darkness town look Luke in

I'm far away from the car right now so I need you to go there and get the amulet in the next half hour I'm gonna be forced to to do something drastic what

kind of drugs like go there and have it out with this rapado guy alone g*ns a-blazing kamikaze style without my

partner about dudas it'll be the dumbest

thing I've ever done come on Han you've done dumb things before you said crash

on Pico right yeah all right I'll do that

if you don't hear from me at ten minutes Carver bottle trout storm you got it

- - 28 minutes 28 minutes - appendix a good nap like I said timing is

everything let's call it homes

Oh

yo mix come upon your rock where you give me that process um I don't like the death man

this is the last time

give me some soda I knew you're gonna ask me that should have got one I wasn't thirsty then come

on stage much super skin super much okay

look that cool-looking African American guy

I'm never gonna make it I got a call Roboto

it's just mine I figured you'd be calling right about now having a little

trouble I sooo okay I need more time denied our rendezvous has been set for a

day look Roboto I can get you the amulet it's just there are issues spare me the excuses Chandler the deal

stands give me the amulet oh-oh-oh then why don't you tell your father

what's going to happen Wow well this guy's crazy he's gonna crush me alive

let me show you what your father did to my brother when you drove him off the road what's so talented he was tasting

to be the greatest haiku poet in the world

hey I got the best thing on the street corner no watch other in her/his else

know what she needs to be working a CD changer you know I'm sad give my

baseball

what's up with the jaywalking inch tail

you walking suck man jaywalking yo jaywalking yeah Jamie Oh give it some

throttle Lamia I'm gonna need the password there chief I'll know the password now don't usually come in on Saturdays but I need

to talk to Ford and Decker uh-huh they used to me every day you gonna make me say it now aren't you

say what hey I don't make the rules around here you know that it wasn't

really Corbett oh damn it

it's now just give me a read no I can't

take this game in the office on Saturday

I must be seated thing what are you doing here you okay uh you know do some paperwork

uh-huh well what are you doing there I'm on my way out to the track play the

ponies why don't you come with me oh and I love to but um got an appointment you're a

dedicated agent Henry well I'm out of here later Henry

three down

I'm always writing this I'm gonna tell this [ __ ] out

pushed up into

any luck I got the amulet liquid down on the wine here so just meet me at the front de rasa Roboto I'm coming

do you know what time it is I know but I got the animal I'll be there in two minutes

I'm sorry Chandler Brahma stickler for details

you should've known benefit bet your father was gonna make it now they'll die in the same car my

brother diamond

if things could have just been different I mean baby carriage and yeah the kids

with the coke following things could've been different story

if you said kershaun pickle right yeah Crenshaw and pico all right I'm not down

ten minutes Paul Roboto and try to store

T - 28 minutes now if the boy has had a second chance

to beat the clock I wonder if anything would turn out differently

you like Hey

please come Paul you're right you'd call it if I would give you the right come on man I got time whether it be hit look

tell tell you'll see I use the car cells no one call here oh hey tails tails tails it is

he's some soda I knew you were gonna ask me show you got with yourself what's a thirst Nick come on sting moosh

super sting super mooch

like 21 minutes left

you're not there yet Mike I'll make bike all right no that's it I'm calling Roberto he ran me right

here listen mr. Smythe I figured you'd be calling right about now having a little trouble I assume well actually I

think I am gonna make it but only in the nick of time so don't do anything rash oh me rash never but you better be on

time with the amulet or or Ben why don't you tell your father what's going to

happen Bob come on you gotta get me out of here

so looks like my dad's gonna make it neither of you are gonna make it man

I have real international gifts

authentic items

Yoho yeah something has white chocolate in it his out y'all ready see need to be

working at CD changer you know what I'm saying meet the hypocrisy beat go Bulls hitting

they're breaking away Stein on Sam paper b*ll*ts down what's wrong with me here

come on now Henry you know the rules

okay here's the deal you just have a little red 7c here

the kids all charm can't lose can't lose let's just do it one more time

hey Henry I won four games in a row I can't lose let's go to Vegas what's with

the amulet

you're fired you and Smythe been gap it up assignments for months firstly McQuarrie's you can do is to sit at the

end of the world you can't be serious

you guys need to tighten up to cook

what happened once you get him oh did you get it Oh

eight minutes left

from the narcos economy I'm always writing this amulet held a special house

well well looks like the g*ng's all here yeah I like to be punctual a wise choice

Mike but it looks like your f t ended wait bad I've set him up down there I

control his destiny with this

where's the ambulance I don't have it but I thought maybe we can work something out

no Angela then I'm afraid we don't have a deal mr. smight

all right wait k*ll me come on let Ben

go in and have the amulet but better k*ll member the Corps in it come on your papers with me this is the revenge thing

right now you're acting like the hero of the piece Chandler come on Roberto you

can watch me suffer and embarrass the court the same time does have a certain

citizen that I admire

I love you Bob

Oh what except do you happen to know what time it is

and what time was our rendezvous that's

what I thought

No

for hannassey me

falling face could be a different story

you said Kershaw picker right yeah Crenshaw and Pico I'll make it all right

I'm not doing ten minutes call Roboto and trouser store ting - 28 minutes look

like the boys got two strikes against them one more and they out unless they can get their timing right no hey you

want what I want it's my worry stuff I think it's good

luck

giggles look awful familiar this don't take long Kazan alright I got it you know well I'm

at the right you up for a number of offenses last registration and you were driving 41 miles per hour and at 35 mile

per hour speeds up 41 all over the form I'm all woman first you be careful now

thank you

sickens

all right I give you a fewer than 80 did you know that entities like me

you give mortals anything they want I could make you the most popular kid in

school the happiest little fill in the world

I can find to another family is painful

right you're on stability

all five necklaces best in the intersection yo I didn't see we work in

a city changing homes and need to be looking for my gold jewelry me

this still yeah I meant the corner of Catalina ninth I just hit my homie with

18b Oh Thomas so don't you either by my knees you ran out in front of my car you know that

right

something's wrong I mean whatever but I'm not asking hey man I can't let you

in there even if I wanted to I know somebody's still one of them having that thingamabobs and changing all the

security codes or sweeping from fingerprints in there right now somebody stole an ambulance that's right

it's gonna be a mess around here till they get Alden password sorted out

you want something yeah you got anything looks really old I've got something you

might like Oh

this would be a very nice

pushed up into

- we're getting gonna help

are you hurt lady snow look at my cab

you shoulda known better than to bet your father was gonna make it

look I got the ambulance and I'm on time look at this and with seconds to spare

like van Gogh oh no and let first or No

Deal no no no I'm not making no deal with no more Locke you want the amulet you let bed go first

let him go you're not in a very strong bargaining position

clambula-a-a-nce

now I can really get the apocalypse rolling two amulets one day how about

that Roboto you're having a good day now let my kid go

know what this got two of them start the apocalypse right now yeah

you really do k*ll Morlocks tell me you did toe not now Henry

it's like my daddy said even a Blind Pig will find an acorn every now and then he's got the time I said how I wish

things had turned out differently you know it's just a few things I'm different yeah remember oh I think I like this any

vest so that was one of those nice that was soaked in the blood of an innocent oh yeah under no circumstances can you

ever ever to lay by about your father or me anything to happen to you today all right I mean it was all pretty

dramatic how you expect me to live light also no listen forget about the core anything to do with the core models not

suppose no in this kind of stuff yeah just about every single day but he's

right man I shouldn't have told you who I was so swear to me you will tell no one

don't worry guys your secret's safe with me