04x15 - The Legion of Pirate Villains

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♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea
Yo h*, yo h* ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook
and Smee ♪

♪ Yo h*, yo h*,
let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ The merry crew of
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through,
they're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along,
we need some volunteers ♪

Izzy!
Ahoy!

Cubby!
Ahoy!

Skully!
Ahoy!

Matey!
Ahoy!

♪ Yo-ooooo! ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties,
and be a pirate true ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set
the course together ♪

♪ Come on
and join the crew ♪

- Come on, mateys.
- Yo h*, let's go!

Yarr!

HOOK: Drop anchor, men.

Aye, aye, cap'n.

This is where
the treasure is.

Are you truly certain
we need to take
the plunge, cap'n?

That horrible serpent,
the Strake,

lives in
the dreadful cove below.

See? He's sleeping
like a baby,

and we do not want
to wake the baby now, do we?

Cast off your
ninny-nanny worries, Mr. Smee.

I am not interested
in that beast.

I want the fabled treasure
that sank with

that Mighty Colossus
ship,

the lost treasure of...

what was that pompous
pirate's name?

Captain Colossus!

♪ There be one great treasure ♪

♪ Every pirate
wants to find ♪

♪ We agree that
it's the greatest ♪

♪ What we don't know
is what kind ♪

♪ Captain Colossus had
the greatest treasure ever ♪

♪ There be riches untold ♪

♪ Hatches
overflow with gold ♪

♪ Whatever it be the greatest
treasure ever ♪

♪ Well, it doesn't
really matter ♪

♪ And that's
what makes it sadder ♪

♪ 'Cause no one can find it ♪

Stop! No one could find it
until now.

♪ The greatest treasure ever ♪

♪ Will go to
the greatest pirate ♪

♪ The greatest treasure
ever goes to me ♪

♪ Ya can't deny it ♪

♪ If I have to use every hook
that's up my sleeve ♪

♪ The greatest treasure
will belong to me ♪

Sharky, Bones,
take us down.

Now!

Going down, cap'n.

Oh, dear!

Move it, Sinker.
No time to waste.

Yes, O Lord Fathom.

Now that this piece of
the DarkLight Emerald

is helping
your great power return,

you can begin ruling
the Never Sea again!

Exactly!

I am finally ready to wake
the Strake from his slumber,

for the mighty beast shall help
me regain my royal throne.

Oh, dear me!

Captain?

Oh, Lord Fathom.

I think that net
was meant for you.

Lord Fathom?

Boss man?

Quit your gill gabbing.

We must get my DarkLight
Emerald back.

Master knows best.

Mr. Smee, where be
the cap'n?

He's gone.

Someone or something
caught him,

like a fish!

JAKE: Steady as
she goes, mates.

Aye, aye, Captain Jake!

Cubby, we're still
on course, right?

Um, I guess so.

Cubby, what's wrong?

Everything about
this mission we're on.

Going to Dreadnaught Cove

is officially coconuts.

Anyplace the Strake
is sleeping is bad.

Super bad!

Don't worry.

We're not gonna
wake him up.

We just wanna make sure
that Captain Hook doesn't.

And that's another thing.

Skully, are you sure you saw
Hook sailing out this way?

Totally sure?

Sure I'm sure.

If that crookedy-crook
is around,

I'll spot him.

- [ loud squawking ]
- Oh, crackers.

We got company,
and it ain't Hook.

[ squawking ]

JAKE: It's a bird.

SKULLY: It's a Never Land
fire bird.

They're the fastest
birds ever.

And this one's
on the way here,

heading straight
for us.

So this is where
that bird is headed.

Just as I suspected.

[ squawking ]

Incoming!

Whoa!

Hey! Whoa!

Check it out.

A book.

I bet it's
the captain's log.

All captains write about
their travels in a journal,

and this is the one
that Captain Colossus wrote.

These symbols
are his initials.

I bet he hid the journal here
before he disappeared.

Wait a minute.

How did this whack bird
know that was in there?

Sounds like a mystery.

Yeah, just like Red here
suddenly showing up

without an invite.

[ squawking ]

I can't wait to read what
Captain Colossus had to say.

Wow!

He must've explored
all over the Never World.

Hey, what's that?

It's a... key?

It's made out of crystal.

[ squawking ]

Does the journal say
anything about it?

Let's see.

"North, south, east, west.

I gathered riches from
all over the Never Sea.

And every pirate
worth his salt

has tried to find
me treasure,

with no luck at all."

Whoa! He's talking
about the most
valuable treasure ever.

The one we've never
been able to find.

The lost treasure
of Captain Colossus!

I think you're right, Izzy.

Listen to this.

"Note to
all treasure hunters.

No way any scoundrel
is gettin' it.

That's why I've hidden
the keys that open the chest.

A crystal key,
a golden key,

and an iron key."

Cool. We've got
one key so far.

Okay, pal, you seem
to know something,

so start squawkin'.

Where's the other
two keys?

[ squawking ]

Whoa. Where's she going?

Crackers. What's got
her feathers in a bunch?

No idea.

But mateys, how about
we go looking for

Captain Colossus' treasure?

- Awesome!
- Yay!

First, let's see if
we can find some clues

to the whereabouts
of these other keys.

Aye, aye, Captain Jake!

[ squawking ]

Stay still,
you naughty beast.

You must listen.

For it is I,
Dr. Undergear,

who made you from
mere scraps of metal.

I invention-ated you,

and this is
how you treat me.

Well, it could be worse.

[ giggles, screams ]

[ evil laughter ]

Freeze snap.

Useless snow mugs.

On frozen guard,
no one rests.

You guard!
Now mush!

[ evil laughter ]

What's this?

More lazy layabouts
not doing their jobs?

I have rules about
this sort of disobedience.

Freeze...
[ screaming ]

Huh?

Uh-oh.

[ evil laughter
echoing ]

Frostbite.

HOOK: Blast and barnacles.

HOOK: Blast and barnacles.

Who did this?

Oh, nasty
nuts and bolts.

Where am I?

[ all yelling ]

Ice Man?

It was you who wrenched me
from my lair?

Shiverjack has no interest
in you, googly eyes.

Or in you.

Then who dares snatch
the great and glorious
Captain Hook

from the Never Sea
like a common codfish?

Gentlemen.

Grim greetings
to one and all.

[ gasps ]

It is you!

The one who is
everywhere and nowhere.

Oh, pirate tales say

that no one escapes
the Grim Buccaneer.

Balderdash.

Ye may choose to pirate-nap
these other fools,

but how dare ya
snare me,

the infamous
Captain Hook?

I was not expecting
you, Hook.

I wanted
Lord Fathom.

Oh, yes, that mer-wizard
is quite vicious,

and very powerful.

Nothing like you.

So true.

You're just
a pompous fop,

a plaything for
Peter Pan to foil.

[ laughter ]

Blasphemy!

I am legendary.

The number one villain
of Never Land,

and no one shakes
a hook like me.

Ah, crankshaft!

On second thought,
Captain Hook,

you might be useful
after all.

Indeed.

Was there ever any doubt?

ALL: Yes!

Okay, Grim, now that
we're here,

what do you want
from us?

I want the lost treasure
of Captain Colossus.

[ evil laughter ]

Doesn't everybody?

Well, it is now
within our reach.

If we work together,
we can find it

and split it
four ways.

Equal shares.

Keep talking.

First, we must get
the three keys

that open the chest.

One of them
has already been found by...

ALL: Captain Jake?

That stone-cold
scoundrel.

The worthless
wiggy widget.

The buccaneer
bane of my existence.

Yes. This little pirate
has been big trouble.

But he will no longer
stand in our way.

If we band together
as a single force.

The Legion of Pirate Villains!

♪ The Legion of
Pirate Villains ♪

♪ Evil-doers,
ne'er-do-wells ♪

♪ Just follow me ♪

♪ We've had enough
of losing now ♪

♪ We need our own league ♪

♪ We can pull off
this job better ♪

♪ If we're doing bad
together ♪

♪ That lost Colossus
treasure will be ours ♪

♪ Just wait and see ♪

[ laughs ]

♪ I have had enough
of all this sunshine ♪

♪ And those
pesky little pirates ♪

♪ Throw a wrench in
all my schemes ♪

♪ I will play along,
then freeze 'em ♪

♪ I'll pretend to help,
then squeeze 'em ♪

♪ I'll cut out
the other three ♪

♪ And keep the treasure
all for me ♪

♪ All hail the Legion
of Pirate Villains ♪

♪ The Legion
of Pirate Villains ♪

♪ The Legion
of Pirate Villains ♪

Now gather around,
merciless mates,

and I shall unveil
my grim plan.

Rusty anchors.

No hidden hatches here.

Mateys, anyone found
anything?

Ugh! No key, no map,

no clue, no way!

I got nothin'.

Rotten coconuts.

All I found were
some rotten coconuts.

Pee-yew!

Hey, did anyone see
Redhead?

Whoa! I think she's
up to something.

Let's see if
you're right, Skully.

Crew, follow that bird.

Hey, fast feathers,
what's all the excitement about?

[ squawking ]

Relax. It's just a...

Ooh, nice painting.

And that's one
really cool castle.

I love that arch
with the golden stone.

Cubby, that gold stone
is actually called
a keystone.

Keystone?
I think it's a clue.

I bet Captain Colossus
is telling us

the golden key's there.

I know where
that place is.

That's Big Stone Quarry
on Never Land.

Whoo hoo! We found us
a clue!

Crew, set sail for
Never Land.

[ squawking ]

Yo h*, let's go!

Yo h*, let's go!

♪ All aboard, on our way
with Captain Jake ♪

Lead the way!

♪ Come on, crew,
I'm calling you ♪

♪ We're with you
all the way ♪

♪ Band together,
pirate and mates ♪

♪ And anchors aweigh ♪

♪ We'll set sail
with Captain Jake today ♪

Yo h*,
Captain Jake!

Big stones
dead ahead.

And there's
the keystone.

Yeah, but where's
the golden key?

Whoa!

- Wow!
- Crackers.

I've got a hunch this key
will help us find it.

All right!

Gotta hand it to
Captain Colossus.

He definitely found
cool places

to hide the keys
to his treasure.

Cool indeed.
Ha ha.

Hmm. The crystal key
helped us find the golden key.

So maybe these keys
can help us find the iron key.

Whoa!

I think they want me to
yo h* go with them.

- Wow!
- Awesome!

It's a keyhole-shaped
cave.

Whoo! Key-razy!

Yo h*,
what do ya know?

More keys.

This is incredible!

It'll take forever
to find the key we need.

We don't have forever.

We need to find
the iron key now.

Whoa! What's happening?

The sky is falling!
Duck and dive!

Unbelievable.

The magic of the crystal key
and the golden key

helped us find...

...the iron key.

ALL: Yeah!

You did it, Jake.

You got all three of
Captain Colossus' keys.

What good are the keys
to the treasure

if we don't know
where it is?

Hey. What do you think
you're doing?!

Maybe she knows
where the treasure's hidden.

Come on, let's go.

Mr. Smee, Sharky, Bones.

What are you
doing here?

Sorry to surprise you
so, Jake,

but when the boys
saw your ship docked onshore,

we came a-runnin'.

BOTH: We need your help!

Our poor, dear misguided
cap'n's been pirate-napped

And we don't know
who done it.

Or why.

We need to find him
and get him back.

Don't worry, we'll help
you find Captain Hook.

Bless you, lad, for
being so gracious.

You truly are
a hero.

[ squawking ]

What about looking for
the lost treasure, Jake?

We can't forget about that.

It can wait.

We always help mateys.

Even Captain Hook.

How noble of you.

[ laughing ]

ALL: Captain Hook!

Captain!!

Thank our lucky stars
you're safe and sound.

[ giggling ]

We thought you were
gone for good.

Nice to see you
up and runnin', sir.

Where you been
all this time?

Making new friends.

That doesn't sound right.

Yeah. Friends wouldn't
catch you in a fishnet

and whisk you away.

Who are these
new mateys?

[ evil cackling ]

ALL: Undergear!

Uh, Dr. Undergear.

Although I'm not really
a doctor.

More of an obsessed
tinkerer who works with...

Just call me doctor!

And let us not forget...

[ evil laugh ]

ALL: Shiverjack!

Surprise!

[ laughs ]

The cold chill upon
your back is back.

Allow me to introduce
our illustrious leader.

Ha ha! No one escapes.

ALL: The Grim Buccaneer!

The baddest!

What do you want, Grim?

Those three keys,
if you please.

So you're after
the lost treasure of
Captain Colossus, too, eh?

Clever lad.

You see, although I was once
Colossus' first mate,

he disappeared before
I could find out

where he hid
his fortune.

That's why I've been following
that shifty she-bird of his,

hoping that Wildfire
would lead me to it.

ALL: What?!

[ squawking ]

You knew Captain Colossus?

[ squawks ]

So that's how you knew
where the keys were.

What else do you know?

That's what
we'd like to know.

But first,
I want those keys, boy.

Let me handle
the boy, Grim.

He and I
are old friends.

Captain Hook, how could you
join up with Grim?

You were once in
the League of Pirate Captains.

You were a hero.

Hero schmero.

Everybody knows I always
go with a winner.

And today, we winners
shall win.

The keys. Now.

No way, Grim.

Mateys, I'll
hold off Grim.

You keep the rest of
the villains on the run.

ALL: Aye, aye,
Captain Jake.

Fellow Legionnaires,

Fellow Legionnaires,

I shall deal with
the lad.

You each take care of
the other pests.

With pleasure.

With clockwork
precision.

With style.
Hook style, that is.

Down you go.

Nope. Up I go.
Ha ha!

Izzy, up here.

Crankshaft!

Follow me, mates.

I know how we can use
rocks and coconuts

to shake up
that coconut.

Frostbite!

Lead the way,
brave buccaneer.

Ah, the little captain's
not only clever,

he's as nimble as a cat.

HOOK: Hi h*, yo h*.

Let us make
this easy, Jake.

Give me the keys and I shall
be on me merry way.

I've got a better idea,
Hook.

[ whistles ]
Skully, Wildfire,

how about giving Hook
a little tailspin?

Just what I was
thinking!

No! Stay back!

Blasted birds!

Bust me barnacles.

Gangway for
Dr. Undergear.

Prepare to be turned into
scrap metal!

Mates, heads up.

Oh, thank you,
Captain Jake.

Ah, the lad seems to care more
about others than himself.

Interesting choice.

I can use that.

One, two, three
steps to take,

and get what I want
from Captain--

Jake, look out!

Grim.

You're quite
a challenge, Captain.

But you are no match
for the Grim Buccaneer.

Hm. This hollow branch
is like a tube,

and with my pixie dust...

JAKE: Izzy, Undergear's
on the move.

I sure hope this works.

Pixie dust blast away!

What did you do,
you little gear grinder?

My crab tank
is not a toy.

No!!

My monstrous minion!

Come back!

Papa needs you!

Awesome pixie dusting,
Izz.

Thanks, Captain Jake.

Shiverjerk,
ice those pirates.

Now to shiver your bones!

Okay, mates,
we loaded the teeter...

And here comes
the totter.

ALL: Coconuts away!

Snowblast!

Good work, mates.

Ha! I'm not through
with you, lad.

Well, I'm
through with you.

Boy, you're no match for...

the Grim Buccaneer.

Look again, chum.

You're no match for
Captain Jake.

Don't be so hard
on him, Skully.

He's only doing what
all villains do.

Make bad choices.

Not to worry, Grim,
me old boy.

I, the greatest,

most glorious and useful
Captain Hook, shall...

So much for
the Legion of Lamebrains.

Something tells me that
the Grim Buccaneer

is not gonna give up
on the lost treasure

of Captain Colossus.

[ squawking ]

What gives, Wildfire?

Do you know where
the treasure is hidden?

Then what are
we waiting for?

Let's make with
the wing-flappin' and fly.

Yo h*,
let's all go.

ANNOUNCER: Captain Jake
has the three keys

that will unlock
the lost treasure

of Captain Colossus.

SHARKY: I hope he finds it soon,
'cause the Grim Buccaneer

and his Legion
of Pirate Villains

are after it, too.

ANNOUNCER: Who will find
the treasure first?

Stay tuned, mateys.