04x14 - Beardini's Apprentice/Mummy First Mate

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea
Yo h*, yo h* ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook
and Smee ♪

♪ Yo h*, yo h*,
let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ The merry crew of
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through,
they're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along,
we need some volunteers ♪

Izzy!
Ahoy!

Cubby!
Ahoy!

Skully!
Ahoy!

Matey!
Ahoy!

♪ Yo-ooooo! ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties,
and be a pirate true ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set
the course together ♪

♪ Come on
and join the crew ♪

- Come on, mateys.
- Yo h*, let's go!

Yarr!

Now watch carefully,
Cubby.

I shall demonstrate
the two most useful
magical maneuvers.

First, causing objects
to disappear.

Abra-piratical-dabra!

Awesome coconuts!

That is why I signed up
for magic lessons,

Magical Master Beardini.

I wanna do cool stuff
just like you.

Ha! And you will,
lad, you will,

armed with the proper wand,
the right magic words,

and confidence.

Lesson the second:

magical transformation
of objects

into different objects.

[ laughs ]
Watch the book.

Alaka-piratical-zam!

Wow! That's amazing!

Now you try.

Turn that hat
back into a book.

Uh, okay.

Alaka-piratical-zam.

[ shrieks ]

Lizard!

Alaka-piratical-zam!

Oh, who am I kidding?

Tut-tut. Confidence
is key.

Right.

Now try to make
an object disappear.

Say, that pirate
coat of arms.

Abra-piratical-dabra.

Trespassers!

Spies!

How dare you, good sir?

We were simply
passing by

when we heard
some magical mumbo-jumbo.

So we...

came by.

To see the show.

But, cap'n, I thought
you said we were here

to steal
magical treasure.

Just as I suspected.
Thieves.

Cubby, make these uninvited
villains disappear.

Me?

Okay.

Abra-piratical...

- Hide me!
- Dabra!

I did it!

Magical Master Beardini?

Oh, coconuts.

He's gone, too.

Cubby, you okay?

Mateys.

I'm fine, but I kinda
messed up

and made my magic
teacher vanish.

Captain Hook
and Smee, too.

Where did
they all go?

I have no idea.

BEARDINI: Ahoy, Cubby.

Look into
my magical spyglass.

It shows where I am.

Magical Master Beardini?

Good job on
the vanishing, lad.

But, uh... [ chuckles ]

you've sent us all
to Castle Castaway.

The enchanted place where
objects and pirates go

when they disappear.

It has no doors
or windows.

No way in or out.

According to
the Code of Magical Spells,

there is one way
to magically escape.

Only the magician
who used the wand

to cast the vanishing spell
can reverse it.

Well, I cast the spell,
so...

Yes! Yes, you're
the magician we need.

You must vanish yourself
to Castle Castaway

and zap me out
in person.

Don't forget me,
miniature magician.

Or me.
Oh, dear me.

[ gulps ]

Mateys, I've gotta go free
Beardini, Hook and Smee.

You can do it,
Cubby.

Oh, well.

Um, here goes.

Abra-piratical-dabra.

Hey, I did it!

Well done, lad.

- Yay hey, no way.
- Awesome.
- Whoo hoo!

Rats. I zapped
you guys, too?

Here's your wand,
Beardini.

Help us return
to Never Land.

Sorry, Cubby.

Remember, you cast the spell.

- You must be the one to--
- HOOK: Finally!

Now get us out of here.

Now, lad,
remember, confidence.

Okay. Everyone
squeeze in.

Make room for the great
and glorious Captain Hook.

Hook, take care. I...

- Whoa!
- No way!

Magical Master Beardini!

The wall swallowed him up.

BEARDINI: Help! Cubby!

Where are you?
You must come at once.

Come find me.

Beardini's lost
in the castle somewhere.

We gotta find him.

Cubby, come find me!

I'm here.

Magical Master Beardini?

- Whoa!
- Where are we?

- SMEE: Well, I'll be.
- HOOK: What in wonder?

JAKE: Come on, crew.
We're gonna find him.

SKULLY: Kooky staircase.

IZZY: Sandy shores,
where'd he go?

Smee! A door
to the outside!

We are free!
Follow me.

- Step quickly.
- Stepping.

Blast and bilge water!

We're back where
we started.

BEARDINI: Cubby,
come find me.

Shiver me castle timbers.

Now we lost
Captain Hook and Mr. Smee.

Finally
some good news.

Cubby, I'm over here!

Look. In that painting.

It's Beardini.

I fell through the wall,
and landed in this oil painting.

Colorful. But how do we
get you out of there?

Painting a doorway
onto the canvas

should pull off a trick.

But we don't have
any paints or brushes.

Ah, but you do have
my wand.

A transformation spell may be
just what's needed here, lad.

Maybe you could turn this helmet
into a bucket of paint.

This torch will make
a great brush.

Go for it, mate.

Alaka-piratical-zam!

Yo h*, way to go, Cubby!

I'm free!

[ laughs ] Well done
on that transformation.

- Thanks.
- [ loud crash ]

Crackers.
What was that?

Someone is trying to
smash his way out of here.

Hook! It's gotta be him.

Well, what he's doing
is a bad idea.

Only Cubby can get us out
with a vanishing spell.

Any other attempt to escape
will only cause

this whole enchanted castle
to work harder

to keep us all inside.

Quickly, Cubby,
disappear us right now.

Sorry,
Magical Master Beardini,

but it's my fault
everyone's trapped here.

I can't leave without
Captain Hook and Mr. Smee, too.

Responsible lad.
Very well.

Progress, Smee.

A few more hits with
this battering ram,

and we'll be
home free. Pull!

Stop, Captain Hook.

Trying to break
through that wall

will only make Castle Castaway

want to keep us
all inside longer.

Balderdash.

Castles don't
want things.

Certainly not as badly
as I want out.

Again, Smee. Pull.

Aha! I've done it.

Uh-oh.

Oh my, cap'n,
what's happening?

Yikes!

Izzy, this is
a magical emergency.

Pixie dust away!

Gentlemen, when these
magical fuses burn down,

ka-boom!

The three of us
will disappear forever.

You're a magician,
Beardini.

Use some hocus-pocus
to free us.

Alas, Hook,
I am powerless.

- I have no wand.
- CUBBY: But I do.

And I know
just how to use it.

Time for
a transformation.

Watch this.

Alaka-piratical-zam!

Yo h*!

- All right!
- Awesome crackers!

We better get
outta here before

anything else happens.

Squeeze together,
everybody.

Abra-piratical-dabra!

Pah! We're back, Smee.

- Quickly. Run for it!
- Following, cap'n.

Well, here's your wand back,
Magical Master Beardini.

Thank you, Cubby.

And this one is your
very own piratical magic wand.

You earned it today.

Super coconuts!
Thanks!

♪ You found your magical
talents at last ♪

♪ With confidence,
that was the key ♪

♪ So now it's
my pleasure to introduce ♪

♪ The Awesome Cubby! ♪

[ cheering ]

Yo h*, way to go.

For helping
the awesome Cubbini

save the remarkable
Beardini,

we got eight
gold doubloons.

Let's put 'em in
our team treasure--

Belay, Jake.

What you got there?

Whoa! Magic!

Let's put away
our nine gold doubloons.

[ whistling ]

- All right!
- Yeah!

Leave me be, Smee.

That magical nightmare
left me in a foul mood.

But sir, to cheer
you up,

Bones did that one big
chore you wanted done.

Aye, cap'n. I polished up
the big cannon.

Brighter than your
finest hook she be.

Whoopsy.

Smee!!

Ahoy.

Ahoy, mateys.

What a wonderful
surprise visit.

What can I do ya for?

We're on a desert
treasure hunt,

and thought you might
wanna join us.

- [ loud rumble ]
- Whoa!

OTAA: Talk about making
an entrance.

Bravo, big guy.

I seek the Pirate Mummy.

Step forward.

How may I b-b-be
of service?

I require the aid
of another mummy.

Since you are the only
other mummy in my kingdom,

I command you to become
my mummy first mate.

First mate?
To you?

Together, we shall quest
to find the Luxor Elixir--

a powerful potion...

BOTH: Said to hold
mammoth magic.

So, you, too, know
the legend.

This mammoth magic
can help me build

the biggest pyramid
the Never Desert

has ever seen.

I do love hunting
treasure, but...

you scare the bandages
off me, so...

I think I'll
have to pass.

Impudent knave!

You will be
my first mate,

or suffer my wrath!

Let me just get
my wallet.

Ahoy there,
Pirate Pharaoh.

Captain Jake.

We meet again.

Mind if my mateys and I
tag along?

I hear finding the Luxor Elixir
can be treacherous.

Oh, very well.

More peasants
to boss around.

Thanks, Captain Jake.

I feel a lot better with
you guys taggin' along.

Smee, we be in luck.

Because we're safely hidden
from that pharaoh fellow?

No. Because they will
lead us to treasure.

I must have
the Luxor Elixir,

and its mammoth magic.

Whatever that means.

JAKE: Yo h* and away
we go!

Yo h*, let's go!

Yo h*, let's go!

♪ All aboard, on our way
with Captain Jake ♪

Lead the way!

♪ Come on, crew,
I'm calling you ♪

♪ We're with you
all the way ♪

♪ Band together,
pirate and mates ♪

♪ And anchors aweigh ♪

♪ We'll set sail
with Captain Jake today ♪

Yo h*,
Captain Jake!

Whoa! Belay,
Mummy First Mate.

Why are we stopping?

Sorry, but my map says

that's the Plain of
Popping Palms,

and it's kind of...
dangerous.

I see no...
palm trees!

Oh, dear, cap'n.

It's like one big
carnival game of
whack-a-pirate.

It'll be worth
getting whacked, Smee,

if I get
the Luxor Elixir.
Onward!

There. You see?
That wasn't so bad.

Remind me to cushion
these seats.

Good news,
Pirate Pharaoh, sir.

Looks like we're
in the clear.

Coconuts!
Stop the ship!

The Shimmering Mirage
Sinkhole's dead ahead.

Nonsense. I see only
smooth sailing ahead.

But Cubby's map
is never wrong,
Mr. Pharaoh.

I've got a hunch, mateys.
Watch.

PHARAOH:
By the beak of Horus!

Well, that does it.

I guess our hunt for
the Luxor Elixir is over.

No. Quit now and feel
the wrath of--

Let's just remain calm.

Izz, this looks like
an emergency.

Aye, aye,
Captain Jake.

Pixie dust away!

PHARAOH: You young mortals
and your flying vessels!

How you amuse me.

Oh my, cap'n.
A sinkhole.

Looks like our sneaky
quest ends here.

Balderdash, Smee.

Haven't you heard
my new pirate motto?

"Always be prepared...
to fly!"

Oh, no.
Oh, no, cap'n, please.

No, no, no!!

[ Hook laughing ]

Master, look.

The obelisk.

Excellent!

Inside lies
the elixir.

Take us down,
Mummy First Mate.

Aye, aye, my pharaoh.

Stand back while I magically
shatter the monument.

Uh, you know,
Pirate Pharaoh,

maybe there's
an easier way.

Yeah. Maybe there's,
like, a secret panel

or a door.

Hmm, good point,
Mummy First Mate.

Hey, here's a carving of
my great-uncle Khufu.

What a guy.

That's odd.

I don't remember him
having such a big nose.

Oh! I... I found
the secret p--

I found
the secret panel!

The Luxor Elixir!

Its mammoth magical powers
are mine!

All mine!

Huh. Hey, y'all,
check this out.

Enough babbling,
Mummy First Mate.

Let us fly like
the desert wind

to my pyramid
building site.

Um... aye, aye,
my pharaoh.

PHARAOH: I must use
this elixir at once.

So he has found
the elixir.

I will have
that treasure.

Ah, so close to
a mammoth victory.

Hey!

- [ Hook laughs ]
- JAKE: Captain Hook!

The Luxor Elixir is mine!

By the jackal's snout!

Stay back.

The elixir's magical
properties are mine.

All mine!

How dare you?!

Well, at least
we'll finally find out

what mammoth magic
really is.

I... feel so strange,
Smee.

My, cap'n.

Look at the size of you.

Yes!

My physical size
now matches my greatness!

Oh! Oh, dear me.

Prepare to take a trip
far, far away, puny pirates.

And I do mean puny.

Come on, Otaa.
Let's stop the giant schnook.

I'm right beside
you, Skully.

Get out of me face,
itty-bitty bird.

Looky what I got here.

A giant-sized
scratching post.

- [ screams ]
- ALL: Whoa!

Hey, maybe cats
aren't all bad.

And birds, they're not
just for breakfast anymore.
[ laughs ]

And now, Big Boy
is goin' down!

Oh, dear.

Ha ha!

Is that all you got,
miniature monarch?

Curse my tomb!

He's too gigantic.

Jake, I found this
in the obelisk
with the elixir.

The inscription says,

it's an enchanted antidote
to undo the mammoth magic.

Think we can get
close enough to douse
him with that stuff?

Sure. We just have to
tie up a few loose ends.

Follow my lead.

Blast all you want,
mini mummy,

but you cannot stop
the unstoppable me.

Me legs!

[ yelling ]

Fools! This is
my construction site!

Your fallen giant
might have crushed

my masterful
pyramid model.

Uh, the potion and I
are both fine, cap'n.

Whoopsy-daisy.

The Luxor Elixir
has done it!

My pyramid
is the largest ever!

Whoa!

Now's your chance,
Captain Mummy.

Hit Hook with the antidote.

Aye, aye,
Captain Jake.

Smee? I... feel
strange again.

[ Hook yelling ]

I am well-pleased
with my pyramid,

and with you,
Mummy First Mate.

This shall be the first
of many adventures

we have together.

Uh, sorry, Your Royal
Excellency Highness Mummy.

I'm just not cut out
for this job.

Bah, it matters not.

I have the greatest
pyramid of all time.

[ kisses ]
That's good enough for me.

- So long!
- Good-bye!

Yo h*, way to go!

For helping
our Pirate Mummy matey,

we got eight
gold doubloons.

Let's put 'em in
our team treasure chest.

[ whistling ]

- All right!
- Yeah!

Ooh, this has been the worst
treasure hunt ever, Smee.

I never wants to see
a popping palm

or shimmering
sinkhole again

as long as I...

Smee!!

I just hope the cap'n finds
some nice treasure

at the bottom of
that sinkhole.