04x09 - Dread the Pharoah!/Sharky Unchained

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea
Yo h*, yo h* ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook
and Smee ♪

♪ Yo h*, yo h*,
let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ The merry crew of
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through,
they're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along,
we need some volunteers ♪

Izzy!
Ahoy!

Cubby!
Ahoy!

Skully!
Ahoy!

Matey!
Ahoy!

♪ Yo-ooooo! ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties,
and be a pirate true ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set
the course together ♪

♪ Come on
and join the crew ♪

- Come on, mateys.
- Yo h*, let's go!

Yarr!

Ah! Being the Pirate Pharaoh's
cat has its perks.

[ laughs ]

The Never Desert
is one big sandbox.

Whoo hee hee!

Oh, what do we got here?

Rub the bottle!

Rub the...

Oh, sweet tuna,
a genie!

Ew. Get lost,
creepy bug.

Now, genie,
come to kitty cat.

I'm free!

[ yells ]

[ groans ]
Thank you for
setting me free.

I am Dread the Genie.

Or I was...
until a while ago.

Yes! Oh h* h*, yes!

My very own genie.

I have got it made.

What to wish for?

First, a pyramid
of kibble,

and a dog to be
my personal servant.

But most of all, I want
my own crook and flail

so I can do magic
just like my master.

Stop, feline!

I used to be a genie.

I am no longer.

But tell me more about
this magic crook and flail.

Wait, wait, wait, whoa!
Go back.

You can't grant me
any wishes?

Alas, I don't have
any magic power.

Just my luck.

I rub a bottle,
I get some guy

who wishes
he was magic.

Later, Druid.

My name is Dread.
Hey, come back here.

I must know more
of this crook and flail.

Tsk tsk,
what a shame.

No respect for
the magicless.

It was bad enough
I had to endure

your constant taunts
while trapped in a bottle.

I certainly don't
need them now.

I've got a magical
crook and flail to steal.

You could take me
with you.

Ha! Take you?

Haven't you heard?

Nobody likes scorpions.

Oh, wait.
That's it.

Nobody likes scorpions,
even pirate pharaohs.

You might just
come in handy after all.

Scorpio, at your service.

It's time for Operation
Distract A Pharaoh.

Behold, Otaa,
my great golden city.

It is the greatest monument
to the greatest ruler

that Never Desert
has ever seen.

Me!

However, it is out there,

buried under
mounds of sand.

What we must do
is dig it up.

My crook and flail
have the power

to move mountains.

A little sand
should be no biggie.

[ evil laughter ]

What? A scorpion!

They're mine!

Who are you?

Aw, fleas,
it's Dread,

the ex no-power genie,
and he's working with
that scorpion.

How dare you?

Return my crook and flail
immediately.

Vile intruders!

I'm afraid you are
the intruders.

Dread the evil genie
is no more.

Long live Dread
the evil pharaoh.

This is preposterous!

- You can't--
- I can...

and I will.

I'll use the crook and flail
to rule the Never Desert

and beyond,
for with their magic,

I can turn Never Land
into a desert

and rule it all!

Now, you will both
leave my kingdom,

never to return.

[ coughing
and sputtering ]

Otaa, I need
serious help.

Two words, boss.

Captain Jake.

Ahoy, Pirate Pharaoh.

We got the message in a bottle
you sent down the Never Nile.

So dreaded Dread
took your crook and flail?

Yes, and now he plans
to turn Never Land

into a barren desert
that he can rule.

Behold the villain at work.

♪ Trapped without my power,
no magic of my own ♪

♪ How helpless you feel,
how awfully alone ♪

♪ But as Dread
the evil pharaoh ♪

♪ I've got power
here to burn ♪

♪ This desert needs a ruler
and now it's my turn ♪

♪ You can turn
the Never Land ♪

♪ Into never-ending sand ♪

♪ It's tragic
losing magic, you know ♪

♪ When you have to give up
all the magic that you stole ♪

♪ It's tragic ♪

♪ Losing magic,
it's true ♪

♪ But your powers returned ♪

♪ And there's evil
that I must do ♪

[ laughs ]

Crew, here's the plan.

Return the crook and flail
to the Pirate Pharaoh.

Then stop Dread
from turning Never Land
into a desert.

Climb aboard, mateys.

It's yo-h* go time!

SCORPIO:
It looks very good.

It definitely says
Dread the Pharaoh.

But you missed
a little spot at the top.

Oh! If only
I could fly.

When I was a genie,
I could fix that easily.

Oh, but you can fly,
Pharaoh Dread,

with the power of
the crook and flail.

Try it.

We're flying.
We're flying!

I've got magic again,

and I am loving it!

- [ ship's bell rings ]
- Huh? What?

Well, well.

If it isn't the accursed
Captain Jake

and his meddling mateys.

Thanks to the power
of the crook and flail,

those pirates
won't stop me this time.

Yea hey, no way.

Dread spotted us from
atop the pyramid.

Well, what goes up
must come down.

Pirate Pharaoh,
is it okay

if we take down
that pyramid?

If it brings down
that thief Dread,

then have at it!

Bucky, it's time
to tunnel.

Leave my kingdom,
pirate pests.

JAKE: Mateys, prepare
for impact.

[ laughing ]
Bad guys fall down.

Nice try, Captain Jake.

But you can't stop me,
not with power like this.

Oh, coconuts!

I could easily return
your vessel to its
upright position,

if I had
my crook and flail.

But how can we get them
away from Dread?

They're so powerful.

Dread can use them
to fly,

and to blast us.

But not at
the same time.

Mateys, we've gotta
get Dread up in the air.

Once he's flying
with the crook and flail,

he can't use them
to blast Bucky.

Or any of us.

Well, let's get him
to chase us.

Izzy, this is
one big emergency.

Aye, aye,
Captain Jake.

Intruders!

This is
my kingdom now.

IZZY:
Pixie dust away!

Huh?

Hey, Dread,
bet you can't catch me.

Bah!

Oh, it's like a magical
target game, Scorpio.

It's not working.

We need a foolproof way
to get him off the ground.

Leave that to me.

Give that back.

You think
that'll do it?

Trust me.

There's nothing
a pharaoh hates more

than somebody messing
with his headdress.

You cannot escape
Dread the Pharaoh!

These silly games
end now.

Return my headdress
or I shall hurl

my full magical force
against you.

Oh, you want it, Dread?

It's all yours.
Oops. My bad.

You fiend.

Why, I'll show you.

No, my pharaoh, don't.

Yes! They are
mine again!

Pirate Pharaoh,
Dread's in freefall.

Relax. It's all
under control.

Well, looks like it's time
you two clowns hit the dunes.

And don't come back!

Unless, of course,
your genie powers return,

and you've got
wishes to grant.

[ growling ]

[ laughing ]

Thank you,
Jake and crew,

for returning
my magic,

and my kingdom.

Hey, it's what we do.

Yo h*, mateys.

For helping return
the Pirate Pharaoh 's

crook and flail, we got
ten gold doubloons.

Let's put 'em in
our team treasure chest.

[ whistles ]

- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!

Oh, what a horrible day.

Being a magical pharaoh
did not work out.

You know, Dread,

there are other things
that someone

with a heart as dark
as yours can do.

Yes!

Like be a fearsome
Never Sea pirate captain

in command of me own
ship and crew.

Why, I could be the new
Captain Dread Hook.

Yum yum!

Scorpio!

Save me!!

Sorry, ex-genie
pharaoh.

This one is all yours.

No, and once again,
no!

But I tells ya,
cap'n,

you gotta give me
the day off.

Today is the day
a monster will be wakin' up

on Stay Away Island.

A giant shark with legs
for walkin',

and razor-sharp teeth
for chewin'

is comin' to
Never Land.

The beast is
so fearful to behold,

folks call it
the Shudder.

And I'm the only one
who can stop it.

Balderdash! Of all your
ludicrous excuses,

this is by far
the most ridiculous.

Now get back to work.

Sorry, matey.

I thought it was
a very creative excuse.

They just don't understand.

Somehow, I just gotta
get away.

Hang on.
That just might work.

Okay, I need this,
and these.

This should do nicely.

- Bones.
- Sharky?

[ laughs ]
I knew it would work.

Okay, Bonesy,
I need you to put

this here dummy
around the ship

so the captain
will think I'm still here.

You think the cap'n's
gonna fall for this?

Thanks, matey!
I owes you one!

Sharky, Bones!

We're setting sail.

Raise the anchor.

Aye, aye.

Aye, aye, cap'n.

Bones, put your back
into it.

Like Sharky.

Oi!

Ahoy, Sharky.

What are you doing
way out here?

No time to talk.

I'm in a powerful
big hurry, mateys.

Well, hop on board.

Bucky can take you
anywhere fast.

And he's called
the Sh-sh-shudder?

Yep, and every 50 years
on this day,

he wakes up and tries
to destroy Never Land.

Pirate tales say that
the Shudder is after something,

but no one has ever
figured out what.

Over the centuries,

there's been
only one thing

that could stop
the Shudder--

A descendant of
the Dark Shark Clan.

♪ Trained in
an ancient fighting style ♪

♪ Deep in the shadows
of Never Land ♪

♪ Our only hope to stop
the Shudder ♪

♪ The heroes of
the Dark-Shark Clan ♪

Before it can get you,

Shudder be stopped
by Tiger Shark Jitsu.

Back in the day,
from my family,

I learned the kung-fu
sumo shark fin ways.

- ♪ Dark Shark Clan ♪
- ♪ When fifty years go by ♪

- ♪ Out there on
Stay Away Isle ♪
- ♪ Dark Shark Clan ♪

♪ When the Shudder
shakes his head ♪

♪ The Dark Shark Clan
will put him to bed ♪

- ♪ Dark Shark Clan ♪
- ♪ Our only hope to stop
the Shudder ♪

♪ The heroes of
the Dark Shark Clan ♪

And now, it be up to...

rip-roaring Tiger Sharky.

[ roars ]

Tiger Sharky?
Is that you?

Yes, sir. I be
the last member

of the Dark Shark Clan.
[ growls ]

Cool coconuts.

Check out those
Dark Shark Clan duds.

Glad you like
'em, matey.

But now, it's time
to stop the Shudder.

Well, we'll help you,
Sharky.

Or Tiger Sharky.

Land h*!
Home of the Shudder.

Stay Away Island.

And I sure wish
we could stay away.

Mates, keep
a wary eye out.

All these signs say
stay away, danger.

[ Sharky yelling ]

This be all
part of me training

to face
the Shudder.

It's called
Tiger Shark Jitsu.

The most important move
is the golden pinky touch.

You see, there's
a special spot

right 'tween
the critter's eyes.

Just one touch of this,

and he'll go back to sleep
for another 50 years.

[ shark snoring ]

Hang on to your
hatch covers, mateys.

The Shudder
be wakin' up.

[ ferocious growling ]

You young'uns stay safe

while I do the job
I was born for.

I be rip-roarin'
Tiger Sharky,

last of the Dark Shark Clan.
[ roars ]

And ye shall go
no further.

Now for
the golden pinky touch,

and it will be
beddy-bye time for you.

Yeah!

Whoa! Look out below.

Gallopin' galleons!

The Shudder be headin'
for Never Land.

- I failed.
- Not yet.

There's still time
to stop the monster

before it gets
to Never Land.

We're gaining on him, Bucky.
Give it all you got.

Crackers. More trouble.

The beastie's heading for
the Jolly Roger.

Oh, you won again, Sharky.

HOOK: Amazing!
What a grip.

I never knew he was
a champion arm wrestler.

Cap'n, it's a...

[ stammering ]

It's... it's a...

A monster!
[ screaming ]

Me own sweet Sharky.

Swallowed like
an anchovy.

And that thing
is coming back.

Hey, snaggletooth.

Over here.

SHARKY: That's right.
Come and get it.

Huzzah! The sea pups
and that strange hooded
pirate saved us.

We owe them
a big thanks.

Yes, and they
shall have it.

We will send them
a fruit basket.

Now get me out of here!

JAKE: Keep your eyes
on the sail.

Round and round we go.

Thunderation. That monster's
still heading for Never Land.

We gotta
get there first.

Izzy, this is
an emergency.

Aye, aye,
Captain Jake.

Pixie dust away.

Come on, mateys.
Let's fly.

Thanks for the lift.

Now here is where
the last of the Dark Shark Clan

makes his last stand.

- We'll help you.
- Thanks but no thanks.

It is my job to do,
and I must do it alone.

[ roaring ]

[ roars ]
Right back atcha.

Now come and get
your monster tail kicked.

Golden pinky touch,
don't fail me now.

No. I can't believe
I failed again.

You can still
catch him.

Maybe the jungle
will slow him down.

Mateys, I know
this place.

This is where
the old sea witch lives.

There's dark magic
all around.

The Shudder be headed
right for her cave.

It wants something
in that there glowing pool.

Here's my chance.
Third time's the charm.

Wait. I think that pool
is filled with magic.

Anything could happen.

Anything? Then
I gotta stop it.

Uh-oh.

Swoggle me hornpipe.
The Shudder be gone.

That was a powerful
magic, all right.

Look!

Is that what's left
of the monster?

Check this out.

A warning from
the sea witch.

It's an old curse.

It says, "Anyone who dips
into the pool of metamorphosis

shall transform into
a monster.

This spell can only
be broken

by dipping once again
in its enchanted waters."

So the Shudder
wasn't trying
to attack Never Land.

He was just trying
to get here

so he could turn back
to his real self.

Now no one will ever
have to face that monster again.

You saved Never Land,
Tiger Sharky.

You're a hero.

[ laughs ]

Hear that,
Sharky Jr.?

I be a hero.

Come on, mateys.

Let's get this little fella
back in the sea

where he belongs.

Sure thing. Then we'll
give you a lift

back to
the Jolly Roger.

Okay, but no need for
the cap'n and me crew

to know anything
about what I did
here today.

It'll be our little
Dark Shark Clan secret.

ALL: Aye, aye,
Tiger Sharky!

[ roaring ]

Ahoy, cap'n.

Oh, 'tis impossible.

[ relieved laughter ]

Sharky lad, I saw you
swallowed up

with me own eyes.

Well, I guess the big beastie
didn't like the way I tasted.

He spit me right out.

But what became
of the monster?

Let's just say
a little magic

took the bite
out of him.

Well, now that you're
safe and sound,

get back to work!

Rip roaring Tiger Sharky
says,

aye, aye, cap'n.
[ roars ]

[ laughs ]