04x04 - Mystery of the Mighty Colossus/The Doubloon Monsoon

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea
Yo h*, yo h* ♪

♪ Let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook
and Smee ♪

♪ Yo h*, yo h*,
let's go, let's go! ♪

♪ The merry crew of
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through,
they're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along,
we need some volunteers ♪

Izzy, ahoy!

Cubby, ahoy!

Skully, ahoy!

Matey, ahoy!

♪ Yo-ooooo! ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties,
and be a pirate true ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set
the course together ♪

♪ Come on
and join the crew ♪

- Come on, mateys.
- Yo h*, let's go!

Yarr!

JAKE: Careful through
these waters, mateys.

Scuttle me scuppers!

In all me piratin' days, I ain't
never seen fog this thick.

It jitters a pirate man's
nerves, it does.

That's why I called
everyone for rescue duty.

Blast this infernal fog!

I have lost me ship,
and now I be lost, too.

Don't worry,
Captain Hook.

We'll help you find
theJolly Roger
when this fog lifts.

Good. The sooner,
the better.

[ evil laughter ]

Oh, crikey, it's him!

BOTH: The Grim Buccaneer!

The Grinning What-Bucket?

♪ Deep in the shadows
is a darker shadow ♪

♪ Of the Grim Buccaneer ♪

♪ They say by the time
you can blink your eye ♪

♪ He's disappeared ♪

♪ Watching the shadow
for a darker shadow ♪

♪ Of the Grim Buccaneer ♪

♪ Just get one glimpse
and he's gone that quick ♪

♪ He's nowhere near ♪

♪ He's a phantom
in the rigging ♪

♪ Shrouded in swirling
smoke and fog ♪

♪ He's a no-good mutineer ♪

♪ And he's a treacherous
scary dog ♪

♪ Deep in the shadow
is a darker shadow ♪

♪ Of the Grim Buccaneer ♪

♪ They say by the time
you can blink your eye ♪

♪ He's disappeared ♪

Aye, legend tells
the Grim Buccaneer

used to be first mate
to Captain Colossus

aboard this very ship.

That was before
he turned bad,

and betrayed his captain
and was cast away.

I wish he'd stay
cast away forever.

And they say
the Grim Buccaneer

still roams
the Never seas.

Then it's up to
the league of pirate captains

to be on the lookout
for the Grim Buccaneer.

ALL:
Aye, aye, Captain Jake!

Oh, fish water
and poppycock.

This Grand Buckaroo
is just a foolish fairy tale.

We should be looking for
me ship,

not chasing shadows.

[ yelling ]

Oh, coconuts, where did
Sharky and Bones go?

You don't suppose...

Aye, that I do suppose.

The Grim Buccaneer
got 'em.

We could be next.

Colossus is a big ship.

Maybe they wandered
into the fog.

Let's search the deck
to be sure.

- Yo h*, Sharkey!
- Sharkey!

- Bones!
- Musical mateys!

- Ahoy!
- [ rattling ]

Boil my bandages.

What's that?!

[ evil laughter ]

By thunder,
the Grumpy Poobah is real!

[ screaming ]

Cracked coconuts.
It's him!

Shiver me terrified timbers.

This is no good.

We'll never find
Sharky and Bones like this.

We need to post
lookouts.

Captain Flynn,
you take the first watch.

Flynn?

Shiftin' sands, the Grim
Buccaneer got him, too.

Hide! Everyone below deck!

Quickly bar the door
so that no one may
enter or leave.

Hey, where's Captain Jake?

Oh, no!

He must've got grimmed
by the buccaneer, too.

I'm out here, mateys.

Let me in.

Belay that.
It could be a trick.

That spooky scalawag
could be pretending
to be Captain Jake

in order to trap us.

Right, Mr. Smee?

Mr. Smee?

Now Mr. Smee is gone.

What have you
done with him?

Oh, it is you.

[ door slams ]

[ evil laughter ]

Skull and crossbones,
it's the Grim Buccaneer.

Every pirate
for himself!
But me first!

Blubberfish. It's locked.

Yo h*, don't panic.

[ all exclaiming ]

[ evil laughter ]

SKULLY: Can I panic now?

[ all talking at once ]

Shiver me rattling timbers.

Now Pirate Mummy's missing.

Come on, crew,
we're not gonna sit around

and wait for
the Grim Buccaneer to get us.

We're gonna find him
and get our mateys back.

Ahh! It's him!

He's found me!

I am doomed!

Doomed, I say!

Relax, Captain Hook.

It's just an old mirror.

Oh, I should've known.

I am far too handsome
to be scary.

- What?!
- Hey!

Cracked crackers!
Grim nabbed old Salty Shorts.

HOOK: Save me, Smee!

It sounds like he's taking
Hook down into the ship.

That's probably where
we'll find the others.
Come on.

Sandy shores,
where'd he go?

Oh, coconuts.
Look!

[ laughing ]

What's your game, Grim?

Why are you pirate-napping
my crew?

Because I should be captain of
theColossus,not you.

You don't frighten us.

Speak for yourself.

He scares the feathers
off of me.

Hey hey, no way.
Now where'd he go?

I am everywhere.

And nowhere.

No one escapes
the Grim Buccaneer.

IZZY: Yo h*, let's go!

- Coconuts!
- Izzy!

Our matey's
been swiped.

The Grim Buccaneer
is sneaky.

Circle up,
and keep your eyes open.

Skully!

I've been caged
like a bird.

Round and round we spin.

Only two little pirates
left for Grim.

[ laughing ]

Where are
my shipmates, Grim?

Would you like
to join them?

Be my guest.

Coconuts!

Cubby!

Last of the pirates
finally caught.

You haven't won yet.

I'm still captain
of theColossus.

Not for much longer.

You're not bad,
Captain Jake.

For a little pirate,
you've been big trouble.

I admire that.

Let go, you little menace.

Crackers, old Spooky Boots
got you, too, Captain Jake?

- Now we're sunk for sure.
- Take heart, Cubby.

I bet a salty sand crab
that Captain Jake
has got a plan.

At last.

I am captain
of theMighty Colossus.

And my first order
is to make certain

you never bother me
again.

I'm leaving you on
Pirate Doom Island,

where you will
never be found.

[ laughing ]

Crikey, that be the most
never-to-be-foundest place

in Never Land.

Buck up, crew.

I'll have us out of here
in a Never Land jiffy,

thanks to the Grim Buccaneer's
crossbow.

I grabbed it when
Grim and I wrestled,

just before
I fell down here.

Yes!

Bull's-eye.

Ha ha!

Told you he'd
have a plan.

Now who's with me
for taking back

theMighty Colossus?

ALL: Aye, aye,
Captain Jake!

Ugh. Aye, aye, too.

[ laughing ]

I wish Captain Colossus
could see me now.

Kick me off this ship,
will ya?

Ha! Now who's captain?

Me! That's who--

Sorry, Grim. I'm taking
back theMighty Colossus,

and you're the one who's
getting marooned

on Pirate Doom Island.

You escaped the brig.

Impressive.
And look.

My crossbow.

Hey!

You're a clever pirate,

but it'll take more than
one pirate to stop me.

Then how about ten?

Hm. Ten is a lot.

But you'll never catch me.

There he be.
I got him.

Get away from me.

Izzy, I'd call this
an emergency.

Then it's pixie dust away.

Come on, let's net
this big, bad fish.

Ha! You're no match
for the Grim Buccaneer.

Whoa!

BOTH: Yeah!

Yo h*, we are so.

Mateys, set course for
Pirate Doom Island,

new home to this
beaten buccaneer.

ALL: Aye, aye, Captain Jake!

- He escaped!
- Look alive.
There he is.

You haven't seen the last
of the Grim Buccaneer.

Watch the shadows,
and beware.

Kooky crackers.
I gotta admit,

that buccaneer's
got style.

Way to go, mateys.

For helping defeat
the Grim Buccaneer,

and save
theMighty Colossus,

we got

Let's put 'em in
our team treasure chest.

[ whistles ]

- All right!
- Yeah!

It sure was nice
of Captain Jake

to help us find
theJolly Roger.

Aye. Now I just hope
we never cross paths

with that scary
Grim Buccaneer again.

Scary?

Captain James Hook
is not afraid of...

It be the Grim Grand
Hootenanny!

Supper's ready, captain.

[ screaming ]

Captain? Captain?

Now, James, pick as many
Never berries as you can.

They're only ripe
this one day of the year.

Yes, Mummy dearest.

Ahoy, Mama Hook.

Me gramps is visiting,

and I've always
wanted you to meet him.

Mother Hook,
Grandpa Bones.

Pleased to meet you,
Mr. Bones.

I've heard
a lot about you.

And I've heard
a lot about you, as well.

I'm not surprised.

The Hooks are
the first family

of Never Land's
greatest and
proudest buccaneers.

They're first, all right.

The first to boast
and take credit

for the deeds
of other pirates.

Oh!

Ooh! I know that sound.

Give a listen.

It reminds me

when a cool wind blows
from the south,

and whistles through
Skull Rock's mouth...

BOTH: There's no time
to dilly-dally.

Follow the wind
to Hidden Valley...

Past the Crescent
Moon Lagoon.

And the maroon
sand dune.

It is there you'll find
the doubloon monsoon!

Ahoy, everybody.

Blast and double blast.

You invited the popinjay
and his bird

to our berry harvest?

The more, the berrier.

Hey, was that a poem
you were reciting?

Aye. Me gramps told it
to me on pirate camp-outs.

Me mummy told it
at nappy time.

I always wondered
what it meant.

Well, it's an old
nursery rhyme

told to baby buccaneers
to get them to go to sleep.

It tells how to find
the doubloon monsoon.

The whirlwind filled
with gold doubloons.

It's in far away
Hidden Valley,

but the monsoon
only appears

when the wind blows
through Skull Rock

and makes a whistling sound
just like it says in the rhyme.

And that happens but once
in a long, long while.

[ whistling ]

BOTH: Like now!

But Mummy, if there really
is a doubloon monsoon,

I want it.

There, there, dear.

If that's how you feel,
we'll go find it together.

It shouldn't be a problem
for brave buccaneers like us.

Mightn't be so easy.

'Cause the way I figure it,

me and me grandson
will be the first to find it.

The Bones beat the Hooks
to a treasure? Ha!

All right, then how about
we make it a race?

First to find
the doubloon monsoon wins.

Deal.

Oh, a treasure hunt
and a race.

Twice the fun.

It shan't be
too much of a race,

for the great and glorious
Captain Hook, and his mum,

always prevails
and wins.

You know, I've always
wanted to see that old
doubloon monsoon.

Well, then, we should
go along, too.

I'm glad you're
joining us, lad.

You can keep an eye out
to make sure

them Hooks don't cheat.

More like he'll be
making sure the Boneses
don't get muddled and lost.

When does the race start?

- Now!
- Let's go.

ALL: Yo h*, let's go!

Yo h*, let's go!

♪ All aboard, on our way
with Captain Jake ♪

Lead the way!

♪ Come on, crew,
I'm calling you ♪

♪ We're with you
all the way ♪

♪ Band together,
pirates and mates ♪

♪ And anchors aweigh ♪

♪ We'll set sail
with Captain Jake today ♪

Yo h*,
Captain Jake!

Mr. Bones, would you
and your grandson

kindly stop following us?

We're following
the wind, thank you.

If there was
another way,

I wouldn't come within
a league of you.

It's just like the rhyme.

The wind is leading us
straight to...

Crescent Moon Lagoon!

Quick, Mummy.

We must be the first
to cross.

Give it up, Mrs. Hook.

[ panting ]
Years at sea have
put a spring into me step.

You are rather spry,
Mr. Bones.

But I do hold
other advantages.

Uh-uh-uh.

Lady buccaneers first.

Mind your pirate manners.

Thank you.

I'm with the lady.

- Hey, no fair.
- [ Hook laughs ]

All's fair in love
of treasure and racing for it.

What a snook!

What's all the commotion?

Are they all right
back there?

Oh, best to ignore
their caterwauling, Mumsy.

The first rule of racing is,
never look back.

Now what do we do?

Mates, we can float
to the other side.

Great idea, sonny.

Chin up, Bonesy.
We can catch up
to them Hooks.

The race ain't over
till it's over.

Where we headed now?

The maroon
sand dune.

Bilge water
and blast furnaces.

JAKE: This way!

Me boy seems to have
gotten himself in a bind.

The sand is quite
unsafe.

Serves him right
for cheating.

[ gasps ]
The Hooks cheat?

The very idea.

Why, that sea slug
of a son of yours

cut the bridge
and left us stranded.

James, is that so?

Well, um, yes.

Me hook might've slipped.

Hooks do not need
to cheat to win.

You have my word.

There will be no more
shenanigans.

Now, do help my boy,
if you please.

I'm way ahead of you,
Mama Hook.

Captain, grab onto this.

Got it.

[ all straining ]

No worse for wear.

Thank you kindly,
gentlemen.

Now let the race resume.

But how are we
gonna get across?

I got that
covered, too.

Mr. Bones, isn't it
about time you had a nap?

[ panting ]
Not a bad idea, Mrs. Hook.

'Cause I could beat
you and your sonny boy

in me sleep.

Crackers, if this were
a nagging contest,
they'd both win.

Look alive.
Hidden Valley!

Check it out. The wind
is going into that crater.

What do we do?
Are we supposed to follow
the wind down there?

Well, if your rhyme's right,
the doubloon monsoon should be

around here somewhere.
Whoa, listen.

[ whistling ]

[ all exclaiming ]

MAMA AND GRANDPA:
It's the doubloon monsoon!

ALL: Ooh! Aah!

Me mind's been
boggled.

But we all
saw it at once,

so who won the race?

The first team to pluck out
a doubloon, that's who.

You can't just make
that up and change the rules.

Come back!

Oh, do be careful, James.

You watch yourself,
Bonesy.

[ laughing ]
The Hooks are victorious.

Nuh-uh, I've got one too.

HOOK: Save me, Mummy!

BONESY: Gramps!!

Round and round they go,
where they stop,

beats me.

Milady, if we're
gonna save our loved ones,

we're gonna have to
stop feudin'

and work together.

Well, that's the first
sensible thing you've said.

But we need a plan.

I've got one.
Let's make a human chain,

and use a tree
for an anchor.

When the monsoon
passes by,

we'll pull Bones
and Captain Hook out.

BOTH: Aye, aye,
Captain Jake.

Get set.

It's gonna be a bumpy...

Hang tight, mateys!

GRANDPA: That's a pain
that'll linger.

Is everybody okay?

Yes, yes,
but who won the race?

Call it a tie,
for squawkin' out loud.

Listen to the birdie, dear.

We're all lucky to be
in one piece.

Gramps, you saved us.

You're the best!

It weren't just me, Bones.

Young Jakey did
a top-notch job,

and as for Mrs. Hook,

well, she's a first-class
sea hand, she is.

[ giggles ]
Such sweet talk.
for an old salt.

You're not
so bad yourself.

[ all exclaiming ]

It's raining doubloons.

I've had dreams like this.
[ laughs ]

Now let's gather up
each and every one.

Oh, James,
leave them be.

The fun was in
the finding them.

I agree.

There's plenty more
treasures out there

waiting to be found.

Well, let's go, Skully.

The mystery of
the doubloon monsoon

has been solved.

We better shake
a tail feather.

Not me. I will gladly
take all the doubloons

for me own.

Mateys, thanks for helping
us find the doubloon monsoon.

Yo h*, what do you know?

A mini doubloon monsoon
followed us here,

and it looks like we got
nine gold doubloons.

Let's put 'em in
our team treasure chest.

[ whistles ]

- Yeah!
- Whoo hoo!

There. That is
the last doubloon.

I'm rich!

No! Oh!

Cease your swirling.

That's my treasure!

Come back!