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03x34 - Captain Jake and the Never Land Pirates: The Great Never Sea Conquest!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Jake and the Never Land Pirates". Aired: February 14, 2011 – November 6, 2016.*
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The series focuses on Jake, Izzy, Cubby, and their parrot Skully, a band of young pirates who spend their days competing for treasure against Captain Hook and his pirate crew, consisting of Mr. Smee, Sharky and Bones.

03x34 - Captain Jake and the Never Land Pirates: The Great Never Sea Conquest!

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♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Izzy!
- Ahoy!

-Cubby!
- Ahoy!

-Skully!
- Ahoy!

-Mateys!
- Ahoy!

♪ Captain Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

♪ Captain Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

[Jake] Come on, mateys!

Yo-h*, let's go!

Yar!

"The Great Never Sea Conquest."

Part One.

[Hook] Blast this storm!
Horrendous it be!

But it will never shake
the great and glorious

Captain Hook from his
steady course for treasure!

[growling]

What, what...?

[gasps] What be this?
Is this the end of... of me?

[Smee]
Cap'n! Cap'n! Wakey-wakey!

You're having a nightmare!

[screams]
[breaths heavily]

A nightmare you say?
I thought I was a goner.

Monsters at sea and the such!

Ooh! Sounds monstrous!

Sounds like you
shouldn't have had that

double-double codfish
and green cheese
sandwich last night.

Now be nice to the cap'n, boys.

He's hardly slept for days now,
what with him looking for
that old sunken shipwreck.

Mr. Smee, theMighty Colossus
is no mere wreck.

Legends say that
tons of treasure
fill that fabled vessel!

- I heard the ship was colossal!
- It was really big too!

♪ The Mighty Colossus

♪ It was fight for Never Land ♪

♪ In a battle
on the Never Sea ♪

♪ A ship with a hundred sails ♪

♪ Was sailing on a stormy sea ♪

♪ And the captain stood
upon the deck ♪

♪ The same day
that his ship would wreck ♪

♪ But Neptune
needed help that day ♪

♪ From Mighty Colossus ♪

♪ A serpent rose up
from the sea ♪

♪ The battle
waged on valiantly ♪

♪ They sent the monster
to the deep ♪

♪ The Mighty Colossus

♪ Though the captain
and the king
had won the victory ♪

♪ They lost a fortune there
at the bottom of the sea ♪

♪ It was a fight
for Never Land ♪

♪ In a battle
on the Never Sea ♪

♪ The Colossussank that day ♪

♪ And left a pirate mystery ♪

♪ At the bottom
of the Never Sea ♪

♪ Was the Mighty Colossus ♪♪

Think of it, men.

Thanks to me natural genius
and keen sense of direction,

I am about to find
theMighty Colossus
and its treasure.

Excuse me, sir,
but you only found out about it

last week when you were
spying on the sea pups.

Oh, so that's why we've been
following their little ship.

Enough! Just keep your eye
on those puny pirates

and look out for the one thing
that makes me happy.

- [both] Treasure!
- Precisely!

[beeping]

Crackers!
That kooky compass
hasn't stopped beeping

since you told it to find the
Mighty Colossus! Is it broken?

No, it's supposed to beep!

Peter said it will always lead
us to wherever we want to go.

So the more
the Never Sea Compass beeps,
the closer we're getting!

Steady on to
theMighty Colossus!

The biggest
battleship of all time!

- [bell rings]
- And the biggest pile
of treasure!

Like barrels of gold doubloons!

And rubies,
and pearls, and sapphires!

Finding the treasure
would be great, all right,

but finding the ship
that Captain Colossus sailed?

Now that would be awesome!

Captain Colossus was only
the coolest captain ever!

It's said that he battled
sea demons and giant serpents.

- Whoa!
- Look alive!

Three islands dead ahead!
It's the Tortuga Triangle!

Bucky, drop anchor
and raise the periscope!

See anything, Jake?

[Jake sighs] Just a bunch
of fish and seaweed.

Wait! There's something else!
Bucky, drop the net.

Is it theMighty Colossus?

Is it gold? Rubies? Or is it...

A rusty old tankard?

So much for the colossal
treasure of theMighty Colossus!

Don't give up so fast, Skully.
I recognize this symbol.

It belongs to Captain Colossus
and it proves the ship
is around here.

Let's keep looking.

- What?
- Hey!

- Huh?
- [all] Captain Hook!

What can I say?
Plundering treasure
is in me blood.

It's what I live for.
Now sail on, swabs!

I am about to take
what is meant to be mine:

the treasure
of theMighty Colossus!

Aw, you couldn't find
the feather on your hat
with a compass!

What Skully means to say is,
why don't we all work together

to find the ship
and its treasure?

Such a generous gesture.

But getting rid of you
be much more to me liking!

Anchors away!

[Bucky] My new compass!

[giggles]
Now we can get back to
what matters most:

getting that colossal treasure.

Drop anchor!

Hunting for golden goodies.

This is what
being a pirate is all about!

Bah! Rubbish! Nothing down here
but rocks and seaweed!

This was all just a puny pirate
trick to waste me valuable time.

There obviously is no
treasure here. Hoist anchor!

[gasps]
Sorry, Cap'n, but, uh,

we thinks the anchor
be stuck on some rocks!

Then we'll yank it free.
Then set sail
for anywhere but here!

- [Smee] Anywhere h*!
- Aye-aye, Cap'n Hook.

[evil laughter]

[exclaims]

Sweet mother of pearl!
Can this be?

Finally... free!

[gasps]
It's him! Him!

Sinker!

Uh... Um...

I know you're out there
anxiously awaiting my return.

Show yourself and give tribute
to your masterful master,

Lord Fathom, the future
King of the Never Sea!

[fish] Lord Fathom!

[stuttering]
I've never left your side.

Never! I swear!

I have no doubt.
You've always been so loyal.

Yes, yes, that's me!
Loyal Sinker!

Now let us get to work.

I have a great deal of
unfinished business to tend to.

I will rule
the Never Sea forever.

But-but-but the last time
you tried to do that,
you failed miserably!

Well, this time there is
one very special treasure
that will help me.

I will not allow anyone
to imprison me and stop me
from fulfilling my destiny!

No, no, no. Yes, yes. Of course!

So says the stupendous
and tyrannical Lord Fathom,

soon to be
Ruler of the Never Sea!

"Soon to be"
cannot be soon enough!

Now follow me to Neptune City.

[chuckles] I knew you'd break
out of that prison someday.

[beeping]

[girl giggles]
Happy waves.

Ah, the jewels of the Never Sea
fill me with such wonder!

- There are so many kinds!
- And so many colors!

Red, green and blue
are just a few, ba-ba-boo!

Oh, such amazing treasures!

I'm so glad you like them,
kind stranger.

Oh, I'm not exactly a stranger,

although it's been many years
since I last swam here.

You see, I came here as fast
as I could

after I heard the news.
Uh, bad news, that is.

What? Do tell!

It's about that very special
emerald the King Neptune once
gave you.

The DarkLight Emerald.

The magic gem he took away
from an evil mer-wizard?

Why, ever since that day
I've kept it safe.

Well, I was told by others
that they'd seen someone

using the emerald
for doing evil deeds!

[gasps]
That's impossible! I've had it
under lock and key for years!

Um, Queen Coralie, maybe we'd
better check out the emerald,

just to make sure
it's locked up!

Good idea!

Yes.

Oh, thank Neptune!
The emerald is safe!

And it's even more beautiful
than I remembered!

Remembered? How could you
remember it if you never saw it?

Because it's mine!

[gasps] We know you! You're
the mer-wizard. Lord Fathom!

Actually, he's about to be
known as King Fathom,
Ruler of the Never Sea!

- Finally!
- [gasps]

It's invigorating!

I can feel
the emerald's power once again.

You should be
ashamed of yourself!

You once tried to rule
the Never Sea,

but thankfully King Neptune
and Captain Colossus stopped you

and sent you to
the bottom of the ocean.

And to think you were once King
Neptune's most trusted advisor.

Yes, it's a pity
he didn't listen to me.

He said I was...
Uh, what was the word?

- [both] Greedy!
- [chuckles]

Well, what can I say?
I wanted unimaginable power.

And the day I found
the DarkLight Emerald,

it gave me exactly
what I needed:

the power to rule the Never Sea!

- [gasps] My crown!
- My crown!

All hail, King Fathom!

- [all] Never!
- That is so rude.

- Ba-ba-boo, what can we do?
- We need help. Fast!

Sandy, go find Jake.
He'll know what to do!

Come, Sinker.
My work here is done.

Heartless monster!
I will not rest until
we rid the Never Sea of you!

No one talks to me like that!

You shall pay
for such insolence!

Creatures of the Sea,
hear every word I say.

Follow my command. Obey.

Obey.

Obey.

Never-Sharks!

Escort these misguided mermaids
to their new home.

♪ Obey me ♪

♪ A change in the sea ♪

♪ The queen has stepped down ♪

♪ There's a new monarchy
now that I wear the crown ♪

♪ King Fathom of all
the Never Sea ♪

[laughing]

♪ And I have just one decree
now that I am royalty ♪

♪ Obey me ♪

All hail King Fathom!

♪ Obey me ♪

♪ Every fin will fall in line ♪

♪ Obey me ♪

♪ The Never Sea is mine ♪

♪ Then I have to build ♪
a brand new city ♪

♪ A monument
to your new majesty ♪

♪ It's sure to take
some time to build ♪

♪ But I don't think
you'll mind ♪

♪ I can see by your eyes
that you agree ♪

♪ Obey me ♪

♪ Every fin will fall in line ♪

♪ Obey me
The Never Sea is mine ♪

♪ I will rule,
you will do as I say ♪

♪ By order of your king ♪

♪ Obey ♪♪

Now let us
be off to Dreadnaught Cove!

[giggles] To Dreadnaught...
Whoa! Dreadnaught Cove?

No, no, no, but that place
is the most dreadful spot
in the Never Sea and...

It is where I must go!

Then I will get
everything I want and more!

More, yes! More you shall have!

Uh, uh, well,
I think it's this way.

Coconuts! I can't believe
I lost my Never Sea Compass!

Ah, it's OK, Cubby.
I bet you'll find another way
back to the Tortuga Triangle!

Don't worry, guys,
theMighty Colossus
isn't going anywhere.

If it's down there,
I know we'll find it someday.

Yeah, it just won't be today.

[Sandy] Ba-ba-boo!

The Never Sea
needs help from you!

Sandy! You OK?
What's going on?

Ooh! The scariest mer-wizard
I ever did see

has attacked and imprisoned
Queen Coralie!

Shiver me timbering timbers!

Lord Fathom is evil
through and through,
he wants to rule the Never Sea.

Ba-ba boo-hoo.

[gasps] I've heard about
this creature before.

He's a bad one, for sure.
A real shark.

Um, make that half a shark!

A wizard? A shark? A wiz-shark?

That's double trouble!
What can we do?

Whatever it takes to stop him
from ruling the Never Sea.

Sandy, go back
to Neptune City
and let Queen Coralie know

that my mates
and I are on the job!

That's just what I'll do,
ba-ba-boo!

Then by the power of my
Destiny Sword, yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ We got to save
the Never Sea today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ There be trouble
On the double ♪

♪ Follow me team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[Hook] Oh, Never Sea,
why be ye so cruel?
[groans]

I spend me entire life
looking for the treasure
you hide below

and what do you give me
in return? Bilge water!

Oh, cheer up, Cap'n.
It's not like the treasure
of theMighty Colossus

is the only one in the sea.

But it's the one I want now!
Men, scour the Never Sea!

And do not leave
a single inch untouched!

[Smee] All done, Cap'n!

If there's any treasure
to be found in the Never Sea,

we will find it!

You bumbling buffoons.

How are fishing nets
going to find any treasure?

Air-breathers!
Get these nets out of my way!

Who in blue blazes said that?

I did!

So says King Lord Fathom,
Ruler of the Never Sea!

[all screaming]
Lord Fathom!

I do not take orders from fish!

And I do not listen to the
babble of bumbling buccaneers!

- Glory be! Spy that dandy gem!
- [Fathom overlaps indistinct]

Now that's a treasure!

I must have it!

...I commanded you
to remove your nets.

Since you have not,
I shall remove you.

[gasps]

- [all yelling]
- [laughing]

Smee, this is
the one time I might
actually need help from...

- [bell dings]
- [all] Jake!

[Smee chuckles]
It's the sea pups to the rescue!

Bucky, grab that mer-wizard!

Ah! Ah!
[laughing]

Wicked wizard,
you won't get away with this.

Oh, yes I will,

after I awaken
my secret weapon: the Strake!

Wha... The Strake?
Are you sure about this?

That giant beast is unstoppable.

Unstoppable.
How I treasure that word!

With the Strake at my side,
no one will ever defy me again.

Yay-hey, no way!

The Strake
is the worst monster ever!

No one can control him.

I can!
He will faithfully obey me.

Once he sets his eyes
on the DarkLight Emerald!

I must have that emerald!

Blast! I missed.

[grunts] I grow tired
of these silly sailor games!

"Great Power of the Never Sea,
send these vessels far from me!"

[all] Whoa!

Waves away!

Boom-shocka-locka!

Oh, you really showed them
who's boss. The big sea-cheese!

The slimiest bottom feeder
to ever scrape the murky dregs
of the Never Sea!

Oh, Sinker, I can only
stand so much flattery.

On to Dreadnaught Cove!

[Hook] That's it! I've had it
with these maniacal mer-things!

No treasure is worth all this!

[sighs] True, Cap'n,
but as long as that
Lord Fathom fellow is around,

no one is safe.
Not even you!

We're sunk!
With one magic blast,

that mer-wizard
could blow us away
for good, and that's not good!

That's why we need more help.

We need the best captains
on the Never Sea!

Skully, deliver this message:

"Calling all captains!
Set sail for
Never Land Beach. Now!"

Aye-aye, Jake!
This bird will spread the word!

[trumpet blows]

[Skully] Gangway for greatness,
me hearties!

Good work, Skully! All hands
on the Never Sea! Captain Flynn!

Ahoy, Jake!
At your service, mate!

Captain Frost!

In from the cold and eager
to heat things up,mon ami!

Captain Hook!

Present and accounted for,
of course!

Captain Beatrice Le Beak!

[bird squawks]

Beatrice Le who?

Bonjour, capitaine.
So not nice to see you.

But even I understand zat zees
Lord Fathom threatens us all.

And if there is one thing
I cannot stand
it is zee competition!

For once,
I agree with you, Le Beak!

That's the spirit!
As long as we all work together,
we'll be fine.

Captains,
set sail for the Never Sea.

Operation Stop Lord Fathom
is a yo-h* go!

[all cheering]

[Jake] Come on, mates. We're all
in this together, remember?

[Skully] Look alive, Captains!
Mer-wizard dead ahead.

[sighs]
Yet another distraction!

Creatures of the Never Sea,
rise up fast...

...and do not let
any pirate ship pass.

Flying fish? Coconuts!

To victory! Go!

Incoming!

[groans]
Drat!

Off the bow.

- [Sharky] Over the bow.
- Protect the mizzenmast.

[Hook] Protect me!

[all yelling]

[laughing]

Avast! Fish on the fly,
coming in fast.

Secure zee sails.
We need the speed.

Shoo! Oh, le rats
and le phooey.

- They're closing in on us.
- [dolphins squeaking]

[all] Whoa!

Gangway!Mon dieu.

Go Lord Fathom!
I didn't doubt you for a second.

You're the best
at being the worst.

Yes, I am. Aren't I?
[laughing]

Mateys, this isn't working.
We're gonna need another plan.

Captains, time to retreat!

[Sharky] To be continued...

[Bones] The evil Lord Fathom
is more powerful than ever.

[Sharky] And it be up to
Jake and his mateys
to save the Never Sea!

[Bones] But can they do it?
Stay tuned, mateys!

♪ Did you find
a bottle washed ashore?

♪ Did you find
an old sea captain's chest? ♪

♪ Did you make that treasure
map yourself now matey? ♪

♪ Does it point in north,
south, east or west? ♪

♪ Follow the clues
and you'll know what to do ♪

♪ When them littles
be blocking your way ♪

♪ Why any old pirate's that
worth their bandana ♪

♪ Will do what
the treasure map say ♪

♪ Check out the map
of treasure map where the X,
it marks the spot ♪

♪ Look for the path
that will take you there
and follow that dot-dot-dot ♪

♪ Spin around like
a compass needle 'til you
both be ready, set ♪

♪ My mateys follow me we'll use
this map and then you'll see ♪

♪ It's pirate map cartography ♪

♪ We'll find
the treasure yet ♪♪