03x33 - Tiki Maskerade Mystery/The Tale of Ratsputin

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy!
- Ahoy!

- Cubby!
- Ahoy!

- Skully!
- Ahoy!

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!

Ha-har!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h* h*!

[all] Yo-h* h*!

[Jake] Tiki Maskerade Mystery.

Tiki mask complete!
[laughs]

Mine's done, too!

Tiki-tiki-tiki!

We all finished in time
to set sail for the
Tiki Tree Maskerade Ball.

Come on! A party where everyone
wears a homemade mask?

It's gonna be
a buccaneer blast!

Mateys, come with us to
the Tiki Tree Maskerade for
a night we'll never forget!

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

- [festive island music plays]
- [trees humming to music]

[children] Ahoy, Mr. Tiki!

Greetings, young ones.

So glad you could make it
to our Maskerade.

Yo h*, whatdaya know.

It's Captain Flynn
and Red Jessica.

Ahoy, mateys.

Ahoy, mini-mateys.

Your Tiki masks be
ship-shape for sure.

Thanks. Yours too.

Hey, where's Red Jessica goin'?

Methinks she's on the lookout
for her matey "James".

Oh, look, sir,
'tis the popinjays.

Ahoy there, sea pups.

Ahoy there, Mr. Smee.

Yes, yes, I see them, Smee.

But where is me beloved?

[gasps] What have we here?

'Tis the Golden Tiki.

Some say it can seek out
golden treasure.

You're not getting any funny
ideas, are you, sir?

I'm simply
appreciating it.

What say we get this Tiki
Maskerade shindig hoppin',
Bones?

Shake your branches.

[laughing]

♪ Shake your branches ♪

♪ Stomp your roots ♪

♪ Shake your branches
Stomp your roots ♪

♪ Boom-ba-boom
Boom-ba-boom ♪

♪ Shake your branches
Stomp your roots ♪

♪ Boom-ba-boom
Boom-ba-boom ♪

♪ Shake your branches
Stomp your... ♪

- [clears throat]
- [stammering] Popinjay?

Captain Hook, you weren't gonna
take that Golden Tiki, were ya?

Well, of course not. What do you
take me for, a common pirate?

Who took my Tiki?! I mean,
who took the Tiki's Tiki?

Right from under our noses?

I don't know,
Captain Hook,

but the Tiki's are
gonna be really upset.

It'll ruin
their Maskerade Ball.

Unless I solve the mystery.

Fie and flotsam!
Everyone will assume I took it.

And I didn't.
Not yet anyway.

How about we solve
the mystery together,

before anyone knows
what happened?

Very well, popinjay.

We two
pirate detectives

shall snoop out the thief

and return the Golden Tiki.

Come on, Cubby. This is
a great song to dance to.

Then let's shake it
till we break it.

[lively music plays]

[groans] Oh, dear...

I must dispose of this.

What's this?

Mr. Smee, eh?

- Smee!
- [startled stammering]

Oh my. Didn't see
you there, Cap'n.

But I saw you, Smee.

You threw something
into the woods.

What are you up to, eh?

[stammers] Oh...

I took a bark cookie
from the table and,

well, I really didn't
like it much.

Oh never mind, Smee!
I've real detective work to do.

Detective-whobiddy-what-now?

A-ha! What do we have here?

[both stammering]

- Ahoy, mateys.
- [both shout]

Got something there you
don't want anyone to see?

- Well, uh...
- [both stammer]

We'd rather nobody see
that we got our instruments
all tangled.

Awesome! I mean,
I gotta go.

Smee is innocent
as a newborn babe.

So are Sharky and Bones.

Well, that settles it.
'Twasn't my crew.

Your pesky, pint-sized pirates
pilfered the Golden Tiki.

- Never!
- Ah-ah-ah.

Aren't you the one so fond of
cheering "never say never"?

Fine.
I'll investigate my crew.

But I know
they wouldn't steal.

Ha! We'll see about that.

Yo h*, mateys,

let's keep the dancing going
with The Pirate Hot Foot.

Hit it, Sharky and Bones!

Dance as crazy
as you can.

Makin' sure to be upside down as
much as you are right-side-up.

And if stuff falls out of your
pockets you're doin' it right.

Map. Pixie dust pouch. Sword

Bah. Nothing at all.

Well, that proves it.

None of my mateys have
stolen the Golden Tiki.

Yes, yes, popinjay,
but check out Captain Flynn,

and that mysterious
object he's hiding.

Ahoy, lads.
Rousin' bash, eh?

Rousing indeed.

But it would be
so much more fun

if you were to return
that object you're hiding.

What, this?
That's my Flynn Figurine.

Me gift for the Tiki Trees.

Carved it meself.

Almost forgot I brought it.

Well, that's everyone,
puny pirate.

Not everyone. We still haven't
ruled out you-know-who.

Balderdash!

Me beloved would
never do anything nasty.

But she's our only remaining
suspect. I'm goin' in.

Belay, puny pirate!

I shall be the one to
investigate Red Jessica.

Milady, may I
have this dance?

Such a lovely ball.

Did you happen to notice the
striking Golden Tiki decoration

the Tiki Trees put out?

Sorry, Captain Hook.

[coughs] I must go.

Did she just call me
Captain Hook?

How odd. She always
calls me James.

She sure is acting strange,
Captain.

I have an idea.
Don't let her leave.

Mateys, I need your help.

Everyone loan me
a gold doubloon.

Sure, Jake, but why?

To see if the legend
of the Golden Tiki is true.

If it really can
seek golden treasure,

it may help us
catch a thief.

You see, Jake.
You were utterly wrong.

Oh, Red Jessica!

You're wasting
your time, Jake.

Red Jessica
is as innocent...

- [gasps]
- [all gasp]

Whoa!

Shiver me treasure.

It's seeking out Jake's bundle
of gold. The legend is true.

[gasps] Red Jessica,
me dearest, a thief?

- Let's find out, Hook.
- Oh!

[all] Beatrice le Beak?

[French accent] Qui.
And I want zat Golden Tiki.

Stop her!

- [woman] Timber!
- Whoa!

You naughty trees
cannot stop me.

Wuh-oh. Pixie dust away!

Ooh! Rotten Roquefort.

I am getting nowhere fast.

You've been pixie dusted
and busted.

I'll take that Golden Tiki now,
le Beak.

Oh, le snarl!

Oh! You saved
the Golden Tiki!

Very good, puny pirate,
we have the thief,

but who is inside that
mysterious mystery tree
that stopped Le Beak?

[woman] Oh, James!

[gasps] Red Jessica!

When I arrived at the party
I saw someone dressed as meself
and I got suspicious.

So I made this costume
to go undercover and
"root out" the sneak.

- Clever, eh?
- Sheer genius.

And a great relief. I knew
you weren't a common thief.

Be gone, le Beak.
You are not welcome here.

You have not seen zee last
of Beatrice le Beak!

Thank you, Jake and
Captain Hook, for
returning our Golden Tiki.

And now let's par-tay!

♪ Shake your branches
Stomp your roots ♪

♪ Boom-ba-boom
Boom-ba-boom ♪

Yo h*. For working with Hook
and saving the Golden Tiki,

we got ten gold doubloons.

[laughs] Look. The little guy
wants our loot.

Mateys, thanks for helping us
solve the mystery
of the Golden Tiki.

Now let's put all
our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way-hey
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three,

four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, ten.

Yo-h*, today we got ten
gold doubloons!

- Cool!
- Check it out!

Whatcha carvin', Skully?
Another mask?

Nope, it's my very own
treasure-seeking Tiki.

It hunts for crackers.

[all laugh]

[laughs] What a wonderful
evening.

Dancing, romance,
even a mystery solved.

And the romance rolls on,
Smee. [laughs]

Methinks me dearest Red Jessica
is back to her silly games.

Hello, me precious.

Even dressed as a tree, your
charms enchant and beguile me.

[laughs] Why, Cap'n,
that's the nicest thing
you've ever said to him.

Him?

[laughs]

[screams]

Smee! Save me!

[Jake] The Tale of Ratsputin.

[Skully] Gather 'round,
me hearties.

It's the perfect night for
tellin' spooky stories.

Do they have to be spooky?

The spookier, the better.

[cackles]

[girl] Mateys. Help.

Marina. Stormy. Are you OK?

No. We were swimming past that
old shipwreck when something
horrible crawled out of it.

It was big as a walrus, with a
pointy nose and a long tail.

And it went:
[makes snarling sounds]

That does sound scary.

I've heard an old legend about
something like that.

A long time ago,
sailors found a giant bilge rat
hiding on their ship.

It scared them,
so they jumped overboard
and their ship crashed.

[stammers] Coconuts!

Some say that the rat still
lives in the shipwreck.

And the giant rat
is called Ratsputin.

- [gasps]
- Eww! We saw Ratsputin.

I'm never coming
near here again.

Terrible tides!

We can't be sure you really saw
a giant rat.

But my mateys and I
will find out what scared you.

Come on, let's go see if
the legend of Ratsputin is true.

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Is everybody ready?

- I got my sword!
- I got my...

Are you sure you wanna
go looking for a...
[stutters] big rat?

- [all] Yes!
- Then I got my map.

And I've got my pixie dust.

Thanks, mateys. Be careful.

[Marina] Good luck.

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away! ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

♪ Let's go ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[Cubby] Well, nothin' here
but ol' junk.

Marina and Stormy were
probably just seein' things.
Let's go back.

[soft thudding]

Shh. Listen. What's that?

Sounds like fat rat footsteps.

[stammers] Big ones.

Cubby. We've got nothing to be
scared of as long as we stick...

[birds chirping]

[all] Whoa!

[Australian accent]
G'day, g'day! Long time, no see.

Brewster.
What are you doin' here?

Why, lookin' for Ratsputin,
of course.

[all] Us too!

Fancy that!

Y'know, Ratsputin
is the one Never Land critter
I've never seen.

I heard he was around here, an'
bein' an authority on animals,

I'm not gonna miss my chance
to catch a glimpse of 'im.

- Had any luck?
- Nope.

But I was about
to build a trap.

It won't hurt the creature,
but it will give us a chance
to get a good long look at it.

Great. Then we can decide what
to do to keep everybody safe.

Well, we can help you build
the trap, Brewster.

Ha-ha! Thanks for
your help, mates!

[kids grunting]

That's high enough, mates.

Yep, tie it off.

Cool dummy.
What's it for?

Bait. In the dark,
Ratsputin will think
he's a real live pirate.

So when that big ol' rat
sneaks up to scare him,

the cage will drop
and we'll have him.

Awesome! But what
do we do now?

Oh, we hide. And wait for
Ratsputin to take the bait.

Let's scramble.

Quiet's the word, mateys.

And keep a sharp eye out.

[wind whistling]

Jackrabbit! A trap's no good
without bait.

Cubby, you're the closest.

Can you put
the dummy back up?

Me? Oh, coconuts.

[soft footsteps]

Something's coming. Hide.

[creature snarling]

[stammers] Ratsputin.

- [snarling]
- Now!

[grunting]

Crackers! We'll never
catch him now.

Did you see that?

That thing almost
stepped on me.

Eww. The trap
got its tail.

Hey. This isn't a real tail.

It's a piece of rope.

It's part of a costume.

That rat was someone
in disguise?

Who would do such
a sneaky thing?

I'd bet my beak
the rat is Captain Hook.

Maybe, maybe not.

But whoever it was
made a mess of tracks,

and there's nothin'
I'm better at than
followin' critter-tracks.

Come on.

Look alive.
Something's going on dead ahead.

[Jake] Check it out.
It's Captain Hook.

He's got Sharky and Bones
digging.

If Hook is looking for treasure,
he can't be pretending
to be a big rat.

You're right, he can't.

'Cause take a gander.

There's the big phony rat now.

[Jake] He's gonna sneak up
on Hook and scare him.

We've gotta stop him.

Sounds like an emergency.

Brewster. Do you have
a net with you?

Wouldn't be much of
a beast trapper if I didn't.

Then let's go net that rat.

Pixie dust away!

Heads up, ya bogus beast.

[frightened snarl]

[man grunting]

Now let's see
who's under all this.

[gasps]

Mr. Smee?

[nervous chuckle]
Why thank you, Jake.

[coughs] Oh dear.

Ah! That mask, it was
a bit too tight it was.

Mr. Smee. Why are you
dressed up like that?

Oh, it's all
Cap'n Hook's idea.

[exclaims]

I knew it. What's the ol' snook
up to this time?

Well, he's looking for
a treasure called
"The Great Gobs of Gold".

So he's using the legend
of Ratsputin to scare
folks away from here.

[groans] Treasure
or no treasure,

Hook shouldn't be givin' animals
a bad name by scarin' folks.

Right, Brewster.

Let's go pay the Captain a visit
so you can tell him yourself.

Faster.
Put your backs into it.

[Bones and Sharky grunting]

Whew! That be a heavy one, that.

Of course it is, you ninny.

It's a fabulous treasure
and it's mine, all mine.

[Jake] Captain Hook?

We have something else of yours.

[Smee grunting]

Oh, sorry, Cap'n,

but the sea pups have figured
out that Ratsputin is only me.

Oh, none of that
matters now.

I've found
the Great Gobs of Gold

and I'm rich, rich, rich!

- [shovel clanks]
- [grunting]

You didn't have to scare anyone,
Hook.

Nobody wants your ol' treasure.

Good. Because nobody else
can have a single bit of it.

[continues grunting]

A-ha! Finally.

- What? Huh?
- Crackers! It's cheese.

[sniffs] Ugh.

Who in blasted blazes would bury
a chest full of cheese?

- [animal squeaking]
- Hmm?

[Smee] Oh, dear!

It's the real Ratsputin.
Run!

[all shouting]

- Retreat!
- [kids shouting]

Whoa!

Hey, guys, come back!

[all panting]

Is everybody OK?

- Yep.
- Aye.

No worries here.
But where's Cubby?

- [thudding footsteps]
- [stammering] Ratsputin!

- [mouse squeaks]
- Ratsputin?

[giggling] You're a mouse.

- [all] Cubby?
- Oh, hi mateys.

- Is everything OK?
- I want you to meet Ratsputin.

- The real one.
- [cheerful squeak]

He's just a little guy.

But he's got a big appetite.

Well, g'day there, Ratsputin.

After years of lookin' for ya,
it's good to finally meet ya.

- [friendly squeak]
- Ah, little fella,

I have a feeling you and I are
gonna be the best of mates.

- [squeaks]
- [Brewster] For me?

[laughs] Don't mind if I do.

Mmm! Gorgonzola!

[all laughing]

Way-hey.

For finding out the truth
about Ratsputin

we got ten gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go tell
Marina and Stormy that there's
no reason to be afraid.

Mateys, thanks for helping solve
the mystery of Ratsputin.

Now let's put all our
gold doubloons into our
team treasure chest.

♪ Way-hey
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three,

four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, ten!

Yo-h*, today we got
ten gold doubloons!

And Ratsputin gave us cheese.
Lots and lots of cheese.

Good, 'cause I've got lots and
lots of crackers to put it on.

[laughs]

Mr. Smee, I don't think
I shall ever recover.

[shudders] There could be
nothing more frightening

than the sight of that
approaching rat.

- Ha-ha!
- Except him.

Ahh!

Save me!

[vocalizing]

♪ Limbo, limbo, limbo
Tiki Tree ♪

♪ Hang your branches low ♪

♪ Ba-rimba play
We dance all day ♪

♪ Down in Tiki Tree Grove ♪

♪ Can you sing with Tiki
Boom-ba-boom ♪

♪ Limbo, limbo, limbo
Tiki Tree ♪

♪ We will sing with you ♪

- ♪ Sing boom-ba ♪
- ♪ Boom-ba! ♪

- ♪ Sing boom-ba-boom ♪
- ♪ Boom-ba-boom ♪

♪ Sing boom-ba-boom
Chickie-boom-boom-boom ♪

♪ Boom-ba-boom
Chickie-boom-boom-boom ♪

♪ Let me give you
Tiki Tree intro ♪

♪ Just throw your limbs
back akimbo ♪

♪ Lean back
and dance to Calypso ♪

♪ Now you're doing
the Tiki Tree Limbo ♪

♪ Limbo, limbo, limbo
Tiki Tree ♪

♪ Hang your branches low ♪

♪ Ba-rimba play
We dance all day ♪

♪ Down in Tiki Tree Grove ♪

♪ Limbo, limbo, limbo
Tiki Tree ♪

♪ We will sing with you ♪♪

[sing-song shout]