03x20 - Jake the Wolf/Witch Hook

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy!
- Ahoy!

- Cubby!
- Ahoy!

- Skully!
- Ahoy!

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set
the course together ♪

♪ Come on and join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!
Ha-har!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h*-h*!

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

[Jake] "Jake the Wolf."

[Cubby] Yo-h*! I found some
coconuts for roasting!

- I picked some
pineapples and...
- [Skully] Crackers!

All we need now is Jake
to return with some firewood

so I could toast my crackers.

This ought to be enough.

Ahoy! What's this?

A gem... with writing on it.

"Touch this gem
and changed you'll be,

until the Great Wolf
again can see."

Hmm... I'll be changed
if I touch it?

Whoa! Oof!

[chuckles] That was weird.

[rustling]

[grunting, panting]

Huh? What?

No way! Oh, no!

[howling]

Jake! Hey, Jake!

Oh, there you are.

Did you get the firewood...
[gasping]

It's a w... wolf beast!

[yelling]

Cubby, wait!

It's me! [howling]

[yelling] Wolf beast!

- Wolf beast?
- [Jake howling]

[grunting]

[barking]

[both yelling]

[panting]

- [Skully] Crackers!
- Shiver me shiverin' shivers!

Aw, coconuts!

[rustling]

[Jake] Yo-h*... crew.

Careful, Jake, there's
a wolf beast out there!

I don't see anything. Just me.
[nervous chuckle]

I saw it! In the jungle!

- Whoa!
- [panting]

- Aah!
- Coconuts!

- Jake's the wolf?
- It's all 'cause of this.

That's the legendary
Moon Gem.

Whoa, you're not
supposed to touch it.

I know that... now!

Legend says the only way
to break the spell

is to return the Moon Gem
to the top of Midnight Hill.

Midnight Hill!

That's only the spookiest
place in Never Land!

The Moon Gem has to be
returned before sunrise

or Jake will stay
a wolf beast forever!

No...! [howling]

Oh. Sorry.

Mateys! Let's go to Midnight
Hill, return the Moon Gem,

and save Jake from
staying a wolf forever!

Keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Is everybody ready?

Got my sword...
and the Moon Gem.

- My map!
- My Pixie Dust!

Yo-h*! Let's go
to Midnight Hill!

♪ Yo-h* mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h* here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

[howling]

- [growls]
- [yelps]

- [barking]
- Barking biscuits!

We're gonna need
a leash for Jake.

- [whistles] Here, Jake!
- [Cubby] Here, boy!

This way, crew,
and no dawdling!

But, Cap'n, we've been
treasure hunting for hours

- without any luck.
- Push on!

[Jake howling]

[Smee] Cap'n, look!

It be a howlin'
wolf beastie!

- [all yelling]
- [Smee] Dear, oh, dear!

[barking]

[panting]

Bad Jake!

Bad... Jake!

[whimpers]

Oh, you're a good boy!

Who's a good boy?
Jakey's a good boy.

[panting]

Jake, you can't
run off like that.

Sorry. When I'm a wolf,
I just can't help myself.

I wish I never found
this Moon Gem.

The sooner we get it
to Midnight Hill, the better.

I don't want
to stay a wolf forever.

- Did you hear that?
- Yes. A Moon Gem!

No, I meant that Jake might
stay a wolf pup forever.

Ha! Who cares about that
mutt's canine conundrum.

I must have that
Moon Gem for meself!

Guys, look! The only way
to Midnight Hill

is through Tanglethorn Marsh!

And no one's ever
made it through there.

There's no time to lose.
Let's go!

Aw, coconuts!
What are we gonna do?

I think I can hack it.

Quickly!
After those pesky pirates!

But Cap'n, that be
a prickly place,

and I have
sensitive skin.

- Fine!
- Wha...?

Mr. Smee, lead the way!

Oh, my!

Thank you... Cap'n.

[exclaiming]

Stay close.
It's tricky in here.

Yay-hey, no way!

[straining] I'm stuck!

[squawks] I've run aground!

- Me, too!
- Hold tight, mateys.

[grunting] Oh, no!
Now I'm caught!

[straining]

Rusty anchors!

I'm sorry, crew.
None of this would have happened

if I left that
Moon Gem alone.

[panting]

Oh, crackers! Not now!

[howling]

Good boy, Jake.

[panting]

That was easy.
Now, follow me.

[sniffing] My wolf sniffer
will sniff out the way to go.

[sniffing]

[howling]

All right! We made it
through Tanglethorn Marsh

and we got four
gold doubloons!

[howling]

Let's grab 'em and go
to the top of Midnight Hill.

[Jake barking]

[gasping] Thank goodness
the sea pups left a trail
we could follow.

I can't believe we made
it out with nary a scratch.

[exclaiming]
Speak for yourself.

After those puny pirates
and that treasure!

Well, we're here.

[stammering]
Midnight Hill!

And we've got company. Look!

[gasping] Another wolf?

[howling]

I bet he's waiting
for the Moon Gem.

[cackling]

At last the Moon Gem
belongs to me!

[snarling]

Captain Hook, you have to
give the Moon Gem back.

We've gotta return it
to the top of Midnight Hill
before sunrise.

Otherwise Jake will
stay a wolf forever!

I do not care.

I've got what I came for
and now I'm leaving!

[barking] No! Captain Hook!

- Don't touch the gem!
- [Hook yells]

Oh, my!

What are you ninnies gawking at?

[gasping]

I'm a wolf beast!

[howling]

[barking] Captain Hook!

You've gotta take the Moon Gem
to the top of Midnight Hill.

- Now!
- Before sunrise!

[howls] Izzy!
This is an emergency!

Pixie Dust away!

[hollering]

What in blazes?

Give the Moon Gem to the wolf
at the top of the hill!

What wolf?

That wolf?

[yelling]

[Izzy] Yay-hey, no way!
The Moon Gem!

We can't reach it!

[growling] I can!

[panting]

Jake, hurry!

[panting]

Huh? The wolf's a statue?

Oh, it's like
the Moon Gem says:

"Touch this gem
and changed you'll be

until the Great Wolf
again can see."

Whoo-hoo! I'm back!

[laughing]

Yo-h*, way to go!

For returning the Moon Gem
to Midnight Hill,

we got five more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go
back to Pirate Island.

Wait! Aren't you
forgetting something?

Oh, dear, we'd better
fetch the cap'n.

Aye, he's probably in a beastly
mood after the night he's had.

Mateys, thanks for helping me
return the Moon Gem.

Now let's put all our
gold doubloons into our
Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way-hey
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three...

[Cubby] Four, five, six...

[Izzy] Seven, eight, nine!

[Jake] Yo-h*! We got
nine gold doubloons today!

[wolf howling]

[all shouting]

[stammering] What is that?
Another wolf beast?

[blows raspberry]

[all laughing]

[chittering]

Hey, you!

- Come back here.
- [Skully] Wha-hoo!

[grumbling] Barnacles!

I cannot stop itching!

I must still be a wolf!

Uh, big pardon, Cap'n.

You're no longer
a wolf beastie, but, uh...

...you picked up
a bad case of fleas.

So we're gonna give you
a bubbly flea bath.

- [chuckling]
- Let's grab him and
scrub him down, boys!

[Hook] But...
I just had a bath last year!

- [water splashing]
- [Hook spluttering]

- No, no!
- [water splashing]

[sea gulls squawking]

[sea gulls squawking]

[Jake] "Witch Hook."

[Hook] Step lively, men!

Back aboard the Jolly Roger
at once!

[exclaiming]

A floatin' treasure chest!

Ha-ha!
That be a new one.

[gasping] Careful, Cap'n.

That's the mark
of the Sea Witch.

Dare not touch it!

Nonsense!

It's mine!

Bilge rats! A mirror?

As a question if you dare.

I tell the truth,
so beware.

[clears throat]
Mirror, mirror, from the chest,

Who is braver than the rest?

Over the sea and golden sand,

Jake is the bravest
in Never Land.

Blast that buccaneer boy!

If only there was a way to prove
that I am truly the bravest.

I can help you find a way,

but first you must do as I say.

Hop on one foot,
then scratch an itch.

Hop on one foot,
scratch an itch.

Zim, zam, zing!

Turn into a witch!

Turn into a...

- ...witch?!
- Wha...?

Oh, my!

Zounds! You tricked me!

Captain, do not look so sour,

for now you have
great magic power.

Really? Let's see.

Get ready for me magic power.

Zim, zam, zing!
Turn this rock into a flower.

Warts and worms, it worked!

With me magic, I can prove
I am the bravest one

in Never Land, not Jake!

Zim, zam, zing!

[cackling]

Follow me, you swabs!

Nine pirate... Ten!

Ready or not, mateys,
here I come!

Ha! Tagged ya!

[Hook] Help!

I need someone brave to save me!

I need... Jake!

Hold on, Captain Hook!
I'm coming!

- Where are you!
- Here I am, puny pirate!

Zim, zam, zing!

From now on, you'll be
afraid of everything!

What... What just happened?

- Boo!
- Aah! Save me!

Jake, what's wrong?

I... I'm not sure.

Sorry, sea pups.

The wicked Sea Witch's
magic mirror turned
the cap'n into a witch.

And he put a scaredy-pirate
spell over Jake.

Precisely! And now
that your little leader

is afraid of everything,
I am the bravest!

My work here is done.

Aw, coconuts!

How are we gonna break
that spell over Jake?

Maybe Misty the Wonderful
Witch could help.

Mateys, let's go see Misty
and find a way to break
the spell over Jake.

Keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Is everybody ready?

[stammering] Got my sword.

- My map!
- My Pixie Dust!

Yo-h*, let's go!

♪ Yo-h* mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h* here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

And that's why Jake
is so afraid, Misty.

- Can you break the spell?
- I can try.

By the power of roses
and sparrows that sing,

return Jake's bravery,
so he won't fear a thing!

Did it work?

- Boo!
- Aah!

Oh, I'm sorry. The spell
is too powerful, even for me.

But there is a way
to break it.

Jake needs to take a dip
in Washaway Falls.

Its water can wash away
any magic spell.

Check it out! Washaway Falls
isn't too far from here.

Thanks for your help, Misty!

Oh, good luck, pirate friends.

- [frog croaks]
- [hollering]

- Gotcha!
- Wow!

That was really brave, Cubby!

Nah, I'm always brave when
it comes to helping my mateys.

Well, let's get moving before
anything else spooks Jake.

Fie and frogs' legs!

I can't let those scurvy scrubs

get to Washaway Falls
and break the spell.

Mirror, mirror,
from the chest,

who is braver than the rest?

Witch Hook,
what a buffoon, ye be,

for Cubby is far more
brave than ye.

Cubby? That puniest of puny
pirates can't be braver than me!

I shall get him out
of me way!

Then I'll be
the bravest one of all.

[cackling]

[Cubby] Oh, no!
Hot lava rocks!

To reach Washaway Falls,
we've gotta cross this bridge.

[stammering] No way!
I might fall!

You can do it, Jake.

We'll be right here with you,
every step of the way.

[Hook cackling]

Watch your step!
Look around!

And have fun as this bridge
jumps up and down!

[all exclaiming]

Guys! I can't
hold on much longer!

[stammering]
I... wish I could help,

but I'm too afraid to move!

Hang on, Cubby!
Grab this vine!

- Thanks, Iz!
- You're welcome.

OK, Jake, now let's
get you safely across.

[all] One step at a time.

So, mirror, mirror,
from the chest,

who is braver than the rest?

Witch Hook,
ye be a simple knave.

Izzy is, by far, more brave.

Izzy?!

Bested by another puny pirate.
How can this be?

I shall not rest
until I prove

that I am the bravest one
in all of Never Land!

Mark my words!

All right! Washaway Falls is
just over this hill.

B-But what if Witch Hook finds
us before we get there?

No need to wonder anymore,
scaredy-pirate,

because I have found you!

- [Jake shrieking]
- [Skully] Run!

I'll get you, me puny pirates!

Izzy! this is an emergency!

I'm on it!
Pixie Dust...

Zim, zam, zing!

Yay-hey, no way!

Correction!
No "Pixie Dust away!"

Zim, zam, zing!

[yelling]

Jake! You're the only one
who can save us!

Use my Pixie Dust!

All by myself?

I don't know if I can!

[cackling]

Such fun it is to watch
popinjays squirm in their boots!

I could do this all day!

Come on!
You can do it, Jakey boy!

Pick up the Pixie Dust!

[sighs] I've gotta
help my mateys.

Yo-h*, I'll give it a go!

[yelling]

Pixie Dust... away!

- Yay, Jake!
- You did it!

Look alive, me hearties!

Washaway Falls, dead ahead!

Hey, for being brave
and saving my mates,

I got ten gold doubloons!

Um... Let's grab 'em and go!

[Hook] Rotten spells
and egg shells!

- Huh?
- I'm not through with you, boy!

Well... I'm through with you!

Hey! This feels great!

[laughing] I don't
feel afraid anymore!

No! I like you better scared!

Not anymore,
Captain Hook!

[hollering]

- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah!

No more Hook magic!

[spluttering]
Barnacles!

Check it out, mateys!

I found the old Sea Witch's
magic mirror!

Let's bring it
back to Misty.

She'll know how to keep it safe
from sneaky snooks.

I didn't do
anything sneaky.

All I did was look
into the mirror and ask,

mirror, mirror,
from the chest,

who is braver
than the rest?

Over the sea and golden sand,

Jake is the bravest
in Never Land.

Alas, the puny pirate
leader might be the
bravest in Never Land.

[sighs] But only
for this one day.

Mateys, thanks for helping us
break Witch Hook's spell.

Now, let's put all our
gold doubloons into
our team treasure chest.

♪ Way-hey
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two, three,
four, five...

[Jake] Six, seven,
eight, nine, ten!

Yo-h*!

We got ten gold
doubloons today!

Jake, in honor of being
the bravest in Never Land,

we present you
with this sand sculpture.

Gee, thanks for the...

- Boo!
- [gasps]

- [all laughing]
- You got me again, matey.

This is ridiculous.

How could I not be
the bravest in Never Land?

Why, I'm not afraid
of anything.

Not even the
Tick-Tock Croc, Cap'n?

That slimy beast
doesn't scare me.

- [snarling]
- [clock ticking]

[screaming]

Be brave, sir! Be brave!

♪ Buzz, buzz, busy, busy
buzz, buzz, busy ♪

♪ All them bugs been
makin' me dizzy ♪

[squeaking]

♪ There be so many bugs ♪

♪ Here on Never Land ♪

♪ And they're all me friends ♪

♪ And I think they're grand ♪

♪ I like to bounce
with the bouncing bumbles ♪

♪ Or fly with zebra bees ♪

♪ Crawl around like
the golden caterpillar ♪

♪ Any time I please ♪

♪ With a buzz, buzz, busy
busy, buzz, buzz, busy ♪

♪ Chirpy, chattery
hum, hum ditty ♪

♪ Buzz, buzz, busy, busy
buzz, buzz, busy ♪

♪ All them bugs be
makin' me dizzy ♪

♪ I love bugs ♪

♪ I think they're cool ♪

♪ I like it when ♪

♪ They crawl over you ♪

♪ I love bugs ♪

♪ Even if they sting ♪

♪ And the bugs ♪

♪ Are my favorite thing ♪

♪ I love bugs ♪

♪ And this be why ♪

♪ 'Cause every bug ♪

♪ Be a friend of mine ♪♪