03x17 - Sleeping Mermaid/Jake's Mega-Mecha Sword

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪
♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy!
- Ahoy!

- Cubby!
- Ahoy!

- Skully!
- Ahoy!

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!
Ha-har!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say
the Pirate Password:

Yo-h*-h*!

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

[Izzy] Sleeping Mermaid.

[Skully] Crackers!
It's a shell-a-polooza!

This is an amazing find,
Izzy.

When I saw all these shells,

I knew I had to share 'em
with all my mateys.

Thanks, Izzy.

It's so pretty here.

Oh, it is quite pleasant,

considering it's above water.

We are so honored you joined us,
Queen Coralie.

We don't get to hang out
with royalty every day.

Oh, I enjoy getting away from
the palace once in awhile.

especially to see seashells.

They're the jewels
of the Never Sea.

♪ I cherish every tiny shell
and coral reef ♪

♪ Every blade of seaweed
flowing free ♪

♪ Every tidal pool
is a sapphire jewel ♪

♪ Our ocean is a treasury ♪

♪ There are so many treasures
under Never Sea ♪

♪ Brilliant colors everywhere,
in every shape and size ♪

♪ So many treasures
under Never Sea ♪

♪ And I adore them, every one ♪

♪ They are my greatest prize ♪♪

Beautiful.

Hey, check this out.

[Queen Coralie] That's very old
mermaid writing.

[gasps] It seems to be
a warning.

[gasps]

Does anybody see a shell that
looks different from the others?

It would be dark purple.

It may be a Spell Shell.

Like this one?

Yay-hey, no-way.

A Spell Shell is a seashell that
holds a powerful magic spell.

And not the good kind.

Be very careful with that,
Marina.

[gasps] Oh, no!

Oh!

- I'm... so... sleepy.
- [gasp]

[sighs]

[crashing]

Whoa!

That's a lot of magic to fit
into such a small shell.

[Marina] And it's not over yet.

Look! The writing's changing!

It says that the Spell Shell was
filled with a sleeping spell,

and that the sleeping mermaid
will remain asleep forever!

There's gotta be a way
we can help her.

Wait! There is!

"To awaken the sleeping mermaid,
there are three important steps:

One, get past
the impassable thorns.

Two, climb
the unclimbable tower.

And three, awaken her with...

...a kiss!"

Don't worry, Marina,
we can do all of that.

According to this...

"For the sleeping spell to end,

someone must help,
but not a friend."

Not a friend?

Then how about a sneaky snook
who wears a hook!

Captain Hook!

He's no friend of the queen,
that's for sure.

They fight like cats
and dogfish.

[chuckling] Then he's
the right pirate for the job.

Come on, mateys.

Let's get Captain Hook
to help save Queen Coralie

from the sleeping spell!

Is everybody ready?

- I got my sword.
- My map.

And my pixie dust.

Yo-h*!
Let's go find Captain Hook.

♪ Yo-h* mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h* here we go ♪

♪ Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

You must be joking!

I shall never help that
insufferable mermaid queen.

Now go away.

You're keeping me
from me morning relaxation.

But the queen needs your help.

Only someone who
is not her friend

can break
the sleeping spell.

And that's you.

Nothing in Never Land
could ever get me

to help that
waterlogged sea fish.

- Nothing!
- Nothing, Captain Hook?

If you help Queen Coralie,

you'll be rewarded with
a precious, priceless, peerless

pearl!

Oh.

Here, give me...
Oh, do so give me!

Oh, no!
Not unless you help!

Oh, very well!

For payment of
the precious pearl,

I, Captain Hook, will help
Queen... what's her fish.

Think of the good feeling you'll
get knowing you helped someone.

All right.

- Now, I'll just take that.
- After the queen wakes up.

The first step to waking
the sleeping mermaid

is for Captain Hook to get
past the impassable thorns.

[pings]

Ouch!

Ah!

These plants must be made
of wrought iron.

Maybe there's a way to dig up
one of the plants,

to get it out of the way.

Uh... but that sounds like...

work.

Have you forgotten, Captain?

[grunting]

Timber! Ha-ha! It worked.

And look,
the thorns disappeared.

Terrific tides!
The first step is done!

Captain Hook has passed
through the impassable thorns.

All right!

For coming up with the way to
get through the thorn bushes,

we got four gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and
go on to the next step.

Climbing the unclimbable tower.

Why... I shall just fly up
with me whirly hook.

'Fraid not, Captain.

The rules say you've
gotta climb.

Do I look like a mountain goat?

Aw, you can do it, Captain.

It's just like climbing
the mast of a ship.

And that's easy for a great
seafaring legend like you.

[chuckling] Why,
you're right, lad!

Prepare to witness
a legend in action.

[grunting]

So much for the legend.

Well, I know how to make it
easier for Hook to climb.

We can use long strands
of seaweed and make a rope.

Smooth sailing, Jake.

With a seaweed rope
to hang on to,

even Captain Hook
can climb to the top.

That should do it.

All we have to do is hang
the seaweed rope on the tower.

Then it's pixie dust away!

There you go, Captain.

Now you can hang on
to something while you climb.

Oh, I don't know about this.

Oh, Captain!

[laughing] To the top!

To the very tippy top!

Fantastic!
The second step is complete!

- [crashing]
- Oh!

- [groans]
- Way to go!

For using seaweed rope to help
Captain Hook climb the tower,

we got four more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em
and go wake up the queen.

Rise and shine,
Your Royal Sogginess!

Ooh, don't just lie there
like a mackerel on ice,

wake up!

Captain Hook, you can't
wake her like that!

You've got to kiss her,
like in the storybooks.

Oh, well, that makes sense...
What!

The final step is that you must
kiss the sleeping mermaid.

Oh, no!
I never agreed to that!

Oh, Captain!

Have you forgotten your reward?

Pearl, schmearl! I'd rather
kiss a squirmy squid!

- You have to do it.
- It's just a little kiss.

Never!

Whoo!

[kisses]

Baracooties!

What have I done?

Wonderful waves!
The last step is done.

[sighs] Oh! Huh?

Did I nod off?

Queen Coralie, you were
under a sleeping spell.

And only the kiss of someone who
wasn't a friend could wake you.

You mean... him?

Oh!

Nevertheless, I thank you
for your help, Captain.

Although I'm not sure
why you did it.

Because we promised him
a reward.

I'll take that!

And then I'll take me leave
of the lot of you.

Let no one ever speak
of this day.

Trust me, Captain,
my lips are sealed.

So... are... mine.

[laughing]

Mateys, thanks for helping
Captain Hook

wake up Queen Coralie.

Now, let's put all our
gold doubloons

into our team treasure chest.

♪ Way-hey
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two, three, four...

[Jake] five, six,
seven, eight...

Yo-h*, we got eight
gold doubloons today!

[Cubby snoring]

[laughs]

Now we have to deal
with Sleeping Cubby.

[laughs]

OK, but I'm not kissing him!

[laughing]

My, my, Captain,
what a magnificent pearl.

It is... but it came
at a dreadful price.

Ew, the pearl has a
speck of dust on it, sir.

Let me polish it up for you.

No one touches me
precious pearl!

[grunts]

Blast! Me treasure!

[laughing]

Oh, no, you don't!

[grunts]

Come back here with me treasure,
you scaly beast!

[Cubby]
Jake's Mega-Mecha Sword.

[Jake] Hup, hup,
hup, hup, hup...

Crackers, that's a lot
of jumping jacks.

We've got to get limbered up for
the Belch Mountain Parkour Race.

If we're gonna hop obstacles,
leap boulders,

and backflip off giant leaves,
we gotta be loose.

Wouldn't it be easier
to just fly?

Yeah, but then we couldn't
pull off cool moves like this.

- Whoa!
- Way-hey!

- [Jake] Whoa!
- [crashing]

Yo-h*, mateys!

Check it out!

Whoa!

That's the Mega-Mecha Sword!

It's legendary! It can do
tons of awesome things!

A legendary sword?

Methinks 'tis time
for some sneaky snookery.

This Mega-Mecha Sword
is mega-cool!

Hey, I bet it can be a big help
during the parkour race.

But what about your old sword?

The one Peter Pan gave you?

I won't need it today, Cubby.

- Here, hang on to it for me.
- Wow! Thanks!

Oh, look.
'Tis the popinjays.

Oh, look.
'Tis the sneaky snook.

Tut, tut, bird.

I am simply here
to ask if I might run

in your little
Belch Mountain Parkour Race.

Of course!
You're all welcome.

The more pirates, the merrier.

Oh, bust me buckles,
such fun.

Mateys, let's all run
the Belch Mountain Parkour Race.

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.

Is everybody ready?

I got my map...
and Jake's sword!

I got my pixie dust!

And I got my new
Mega-Mecha Sword.

Captain Hook,
would you do the honors

and use your cannon hook
to start the race?

Oh, but of course.

On one's mark,
get set...

- [cannon booming]
- Yo-h*, let's go.

♪ Yo-h* mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h* here we go ♪

♪ Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Come on, mateys,
the race course goes this way.

[Cubby] Coconuts!
Look at those weird trees!

Perfect for making cool moves.

Hup!

Hup!

[grunts]

[grunting, groaning]

[Captain Hook] Popinjays!

Eat my proverbial dust!

Uh-oh! Hook's taking the lead.

Let's try my new sword.

Check it out!
It's a whirly-blade.

Grab on, mateys.

Yo-h*, up we go!

[all] Wa-hoo!

Sorry, Captain Hook,

but you're not the only pirate
with special gadgets.

Blast it!

That sword be faster
than me own whirly-hook.

I alone deserve to own
that mechanical marvel.

Yo-h*!

For leapfrogging Hook
with my cool whirly-blade,

we got two gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and continue
the race to Belch Mountain.

[grunting]

Oh, dear!
This race is all uphill!

Yes, indeed.

But while Jake may have
a whirly-blade to take him up,

he doesn't have a rocket hook!

Prepare for liftoff!

- Aye-aye, Captain.
- Aye-aye, Captain.

Three... two...

[all screaming]

[all] Whoa!

Oh! [groaning]

Oy! Which way do we go?

[Smee] Now, now, lads!

Just before we made contact,
I took note of the sign.

We're to head... that way!

Split crackers!
There's a fork in the trail.

Which way do we go?

This way, crew!

Yo-h*, uh-oh.

This is a dead end.

- We could check my map.
- Hold on, Cubby.

Look! My Mega-Mecha Sword
has a built-in compass.

And it says go this way.

- Cool!
- Yeah! [laughing]

Mateys, we're back
on the trail.

[Hook] Step lively, men.

[Izzy] Right behind
Captain Hook.

Yo-h*!

We found our way back
to the trail

and got three more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go.

[Hook] Push, push, push, men.

[straining grunts]

Once atop this pile of boulders,
I shall jump off,

then run up Belch Mountain
and win this race.

Oh, looky! The popinjays
are on their way.

Ahoy, popinjays!

Again!

- I've got to slow them down.
- [rumbling]

[screaming]

Oh, that should work,
Captain.

[gasps] Yay-hey!
Something's coming our way!

Got it covered, mates.

My Mega-Mecha Sword
has a cool periscope

to help me see over
and around stuff.

- Everyone, out of the way!
- [gasp]

Yo-h*!

Thanks to my Mega-Mecha Sword,
we avoided the rolling rocks,

and got four more
gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go see
what else my sword can do.

- [beeps, whirring]
- Hey.

- Whoa!
- Awesome!

Wow! My sword turned
into a pogo stick.

Let's hop to the finish line.

[bouncing]

- Go for it, Jake!
- We're right behind you.

And...Jake...does it!

First across the finish line

wins the Belch Mountain
Parkour Race.

And all thanks to my Mega...

[grunts] Correction!
I won the race,

and the mega-lega
thingamajig.

No! Whoa!

[grunts]

Captain Hook, give me a hand?

Hmm, oh, I suppose I could.

I know! Why don't I use me fancy
new sword to hoist you out?

[rumbling]

Blustering blunderbuss,
Belch Mountain's ready to blow!

'Tis every pirate
for his or herself!

Captain Hook, come back!

Somebody, get me out of here!

Ahoy, Jake.
Need a little help?

You bet, mateys.

We'll be right down
to get you out.

[mountain belching]

- Whoa!
- Whoa!

We got down faster
than we thought.

Look! My map shows a secret exit
through Belch Mountain tunnel.

Awesome! We can hike out!

But before we do... Here, Jake.
You might need this.

Thanks, matey, but how can
this old sword help me now?

Peter gave it to you,
not because of what it does,

but because of what you can do.

You're a leader, Jake.
So... lead us out of here.

Thanks, mateys. I don't know
what I'd do without you.

Or this.
Yo-h*, let's go!

Follow me, crew. This way...

Whoa!

[rumbling]

Aw, coconuts,
can we jump?

Not necessary, mateys,
I've got my sword.

- Yo-h*, way to go, Jake!
- Yo-h*, way to go, Jake!

Let's get outta here,

before the whole place
blows sky high!

Crackers!
You led us to safety!

And all without
my Mega-Mecha Sword.

[mountain belching]

[Hook] Help!

- Oh! Oh, my!
- [whimpering]

Oh, no. Hook and his crew
aren't safe.

I'm on it, Jake.
Pixie dust... away!

We're saved!

You may have saved me hide,
puny pirates,

but you still can't have the
legendary moo-moo monkey sword!

[chuckles] That's OK,
Captain Hook.

I don't need
the Mega-Mecha Sword.

I got everything I need
right here.

Come on, mateys.
Let's go.

Mateys, thanks for running
the Belch Mountain Parkour Race.

Now, let's put all
our gold doubloons

into our team treasure chest.

♪ Way-hey
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three, four,
five, six...

[Izzy] Seven, eight... nine.

[Jake] Yo-h*! Today,
we got nine gold doubloons!

And I got something even better.

I remembered I've got the best
sword and the best crew ever.

Yo-h*, way to go!

[Hook] Flying flotsam!

This worthless, mocha-latte
sword won't cooperate!

It doesn't do anything at all.

Have you tried the buttons, sir?

Buttons?
You mean, like this one?

[whirring]

Oh, my.

Shall we abandon ship, sir?

[Hook] Blast!

♪ Hoist your sails
and set to sea ♪

♪ Check the map
for Pirate Island ♪

♪ Keep a look out now,
me buccaneers ♪

♪ And with your spyglass
you can find it ♪

♪ There be treasure there
on Never Land ♪

♪ But we need some help
to navigate ♪

♪ By thunder there
be plunder there ♪

♪ Gonna need a plan
for Pirate Jake ♪

♪ Heave h*, here we go
sail away ♪

♪ We're exploring every shore ♪

♪ And at the helm
be our mate Jake ♪

♪ Point the way
with your pirate sword ♪

♪ Lead the way now Jake ♪

♪ You're a Never Land
Pirate hero ♪

♪ Lead the way now Jake ♪

♪ Yo-h*, let's go ♪

♪ Lead the way now Jake ♪

♪ You're a Never Land
Pirate hero ♪

♪ Lead the way now Jake ♪♪