03x06 - Trouble on the High Sneeze/Pirate-Sitting Pirates

[bunniefuu]

♪ Just off the shores
of Never Land ♪

♪ A hideaway at sea ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ A pirate band
outwits the plans ♪

♪ Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

- Yo-h*!
- Yo-h*!

- Let's go!
- Let's go!

♪ The merry crew
of Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

- Izzy!
- Ahoy!

- Cubby!
- Ahoy!

- Skully!
- Ahoy!

- Mateys!
- Ahoy!

Yooo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and
the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
and be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake
and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course
together, come on ♪

♪ And join the crew ♪♪

Yo-h*, let's go!
Ha-har!

To start today's adventure,

everybody say the
Pirate Password:

Yo-h*-h*!

[all] Yo-h*-h*!

[Jake] Trouble
on the High Sneeze.

[Izzy] Check it out!
Aren't these wild
Never Lilies beautiful?

I wanted to share them
with all my mateys!

They're awesome all right,
but weren't we gonna
meet Pip here?

Yeah, where is that
kooky pirate genie?

[loud belch sound]

Crackers!

Belch Mountain's dusty burps
always make my beak itch!

[Cubby sniffs]
You're not the only one!

[all] Ah-choo!

[Captain Hook] Ah-choo!

Say, I think someone
is trying to be sneaky!

[sniffing]
Don't be ridiculous!

Aye, we wasn't being sneaky,

we was just trying
to swipe your treasure!

That is until the Cap'n
here found out it weren't
nothing but flowers!

- [Pirate genie chuckles]
- Huh? Pirate genie?

Sorry I'm late, but me nose
has been giving me a little...

Ah... Ah...
a little... Ah-choo!

[gasps] My flowers!

Me treasure!

Ah-choo!

- [frog croaks]
- Me treasure!

Shiver me sneezes!
What's going on?

That's what I was
trying to tell you.

That belchy volcano's burps
have tickled me nose.

[volcano belches]

And now my sneezes are
making me magic go wild!

Ah... Ah... Ah... Whew.

♪ Got a tickle in me nose
You better stand back ♪

♪ My genie magic's
out of whack ♪

♪ You might be walkin' along
in pirate boots, oh yeah ♪

♪ And just like that you're
steppin' in codfish stew ♪

[all] Yuck!

♪ You can never be sure
your treasure chest be safe ♪

♪ No no ♪

♪ 'Cause I can change
into a seasick crocodile ♪

♪ Or a hippo
on roller skates ♪

♪ So watch out mate
when I start to wheeze ♪

♪ You gotta beware
of my allergies ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm sneezin' out
wishes that should never
come true ♪♪

Ah-choo!

Bah! This is a
waste of time, men!

Let us move on and find
treasure that stays treasure!

Ah-choo!

[both gasps]

Well, don't just stand
there gapin', you gobs!

Treasure awaits!
Why are you so tall?

Ooh! I'm a crab!

[chuckles] You're not
a captain anymore,

you're a crab-tain with
a silly little clown hat.

[laughs]

I am your captain and, uh...

- Whoa!
- Crabby.

- [Cubby chuckles]
- [Izzy] No way!

Bones, pick me up.

[clears throat] I've had
enough of this nonsense,
pirate genie!

Change me back now!

- He's a little crabby!
- [both laugh]

Flippity, slippity,
slopping, slapping!

Turn this crab-tain
into a captain!

- That's it?
- [nervous laugh]

Whoops! Sorry, Captain Hook,
but when me nose gets
stuffy-sneezy,

I can't control me magic!

Coconuts!
How can we help you, Pip?

I know just the thing
Pip needs to clear
his sneezy nose:

the magical mists
of Misty Cove.

Once he breathes
in the mist...

No more sneezes!
Let's do it!

Mateys, let's help Pip
the pirate genie stop
his wacky magic sneezes!

Is everybody ready?

- Got my sword!
- My map!

And I've got
my pixie dust!

Yo-h*, let's go get Pip
to Misty Cove so he can
stop his sneezing!

Follow that genie!
Walk this way!

[all] Aye-aye, crab-tain!

♪ Yo-h* mateys away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
and adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h* here we go
Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the
Never Land pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪♪

Mateys,
Misty Cove is this way!

Uh-oh! Not again.
I... My nose,
I, uh... Ah...ah...

Plundering blunderbuss!
He's gonna blow!

Ah-choo!

- [bell gongs]
- [all groan]

- Ah-choo!
- [gasps]

Ah-choo!

Whew! That was close!

- [monkey sounds]
- Huh?

Why do I feel
like eating bananas?

[giggling] Because
you've got a monkey tail!

And monkey ears!

- I'm really sorry, Jake.
- Don't worry, Pip.

The magical mists of
Misty Cove is gonna help
you stop your sneezes.

Then you can
fix everything.

That mist better work or
Jake'll be a monkey's uncle!

OK, but let's stay away
from anything that might
make my nose itch,

like smoke, flowers or dust!

You mean like the
Dusty Bucket Forest?

That blasted genie
said no dust!

But it's the only way
to Misty Cove!

Just be careful not to
bump into anything and
we'll get right through...

[makes monkey sounds]

[nervous chuckle]

♪ Tiptoe mateys aweigh ♪

♪ Movin' mighty
sneaky creepily today ♪

♪ That ain't pixie dust
a hangin' from the trees ♪

♪ Don't bump a bucket
or the genie will sneeze ♪♪

[sniffs]

Amazing! No one bumped
into a dusty bucket!

No dust, no sneeze!

Blast!

[gasps]

Oh, dear.

Ah... ah...

- Aw, coconuts!
- Yay-hey, no way.

Ah-choo!

[both] Abandon Pip!

Ah... ah... Ah-choo!

- [makes monkey sounds]
- Ah-choo!

Huh?

- That's a lot of bubbles.
- What... Oh...

[all gasp]

- [Captain Hook] Smee!
- [Cubby] Flying coconuts!

[Skully] Crackers, too.

- [Captain Hook howls]
- Yay-hey!

- [Izzy] What a view.
- [Jake makes monkey sounds]

Misty Mists ahoy!

[Pip] Shiny lamps! We made it.

Aye! And so long as
our bubbles don't burst,

we'll be floating there
in no time at all! [chuckles]

Not to mention, these bothersome
bubbles might even keep us safe

from any more of
those silly sneezes!

[howls]

[all howling]

This is an emergency.
[makes monkey sounds]

Pixie dust away!

[all howling]

Say, I think my sneezes
are gone. Wait.

Ah-choo!

Whoa!

Well, that wasn't so bad!

[makes monkey sounds]

Methinks...
[makes monkey sounds]

might be monkey for
sneezy-magic whirly-wind!

[Cubby] If that whirly-wind
gets any closer to the mist,

all the magical misty mist
will be whirled away!

Crackers! Then Pip will
never clear his nose

to get control of his
out of control magic!

Then I've got to get over
to that mist, fast!

I hope this works!

[breathes deeply]

[sighs]

Ha ha!
I can breathe again!

No more sneezing
and no more wacky magic.

Pip! Here comes
the whirly-wind!

Oh! I almost forgot!

Desert sands and
magic lamps galore!

Turn everything back
to the way it was before!

[chuckles]

Glorious day! I am back
to me old self again!

[chuckles]
You and me both!

Yay-hey! For helping
to stop Pip's sneezes,

we got 12 gold doubloons!

Let's grab them and go
back to Pirate Island!

Step lively, lads!

Before we get caught up in
any more sneezy silliness.

Oh... Oh you better hurry,
I feel one coming on!

- Ah... ah... ah...
- Save me, Smee!

- Ah...
- [all screaming]

- Just kidding!
- [all laughing]

Mateys, thanks for helping
us stop Pip's wacky magic
sneezes today.

Now let's put all
our gold doubloons into
our team treasure chest!

♪ Way-hey well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on! Count with us!

Yeah!

[Jake]
One, two, three, four...

[Cubby]
Five, six, seven, eight...

[Izzy] Nine, ten, 11, 12!

[Jake] Yo-h*! We got

And Izzy finally gets
her bouquet of flowers,
picked by me!

We got something for
you too, Jake. Bananas!

[chuckles] Hey, I may
not be a monkey anymore,

but I still love bananas!

- [makes monkey sounds]
- [all laugh]

Oh, what a wasted day!

Tomorrow, all I want
is treasure and no more
meddlesome magic!

[Sharky] Oh, but, Captain,

Bonesy here thought
he'd cheer you up with a
little magic of his own!

Aye, Cap'n! Watch me
pull a treasure out
of this chest!

That ridiculous
trick never works!

Ta-da!

Oops.

- Oh! Save me, Smee!
- [growling]

Save me!

[Jake] Pirate-Sitting Pirates!

Crackers! Nothing beats
a big bag of yummy crackers.

Mmm! Except more crackers!

Whoa! Hey!

[monkey sounds]

[Izzy chuckles]

Guess you're not the
only one who likes a
tasty snack, Skully!

Maybe, but those
are my crackers!

Skully! Wait up!

Step lightly, boys!

Me Treasure Finder only
works when it's quiet!

[chuckles] Hows will we
know if your dandy doodad
finds buried treasure?

'Twill make a noise,
that's how.

- [monkey sound]
- Oh! Is that the noise
you be listening for?

- [monkey sound]
- What in plunder?

- After him!
- [commotion]

[makes monkey sounds]

Hey! Get back here with that!

- Come on, mateys!
- [Captain Hook groans]

Men follow me!

Heads up, crew!
Trouble dead ahead!

[crocodile snores]

Avast monkey boy!
Get back here with me...

- [crocodile growls]
- [Captain Hook screams]

Out of me way,
puny pests! Move it!

Give me back me hat!

[grunts]

Uh, Captain Hook,
we really should keep going.

[crocodile growls]

[commotion]

- Wallopin' walruses!
- Oh, dear!

It's the
Pirate Pool of Youth.

It's said that whoever bathes
in it turns into a wee pirate!

[both giggling]

Swiggle-swaggle me eyes!

They all turned into
cute little popinjays!

- Cap'n, is that you?
- Bilge-mousey!

Oh! That's the Cap'n,
all right. He's a big baby!

- What else is new?
- [both laugh]

Mini-mateys,
are you all right?

Me shippy-shapey, S'ully!

Yay-hey, 'ess way!

Aw, ca-nut!

[squeals]

Save me, Mr. Sneeze!

Saving you,
little cappy-wappy!

Yo-h*, wet's go!

- Ixy dus' 'way!
- Mighty didey!

Bye, bye! [giggles]

Taking care of
these popinjays ain't
going to be easy!

Well, how can we get them
all growed up again?

Hmm. Maybe the writing
on that there rock will
tell us what to do.

It says that to reverse the
magic of the Pool of Youth,

we need to find the oldest
plant in Flora Forest,

the Grandfather Gladiola.

It's pollen can turn anyone
who falls into the pool
back to normal.

Mates, let's pirate-sit
the babies and find the
Grandfather Gladiola.

Then we can turn everybody back
to the way they were before!

Remember to keep a lookout
for gold doubloons.
Is everybody ready?

Sword!

Mappy!

Picky dus'!

Yo-h*, let's go find
that fancy flower.

[crocodile growls]

♪ Yo h* babies away! ♪

♪ We be pirate-sitting
pirates today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Baby strolling buccaneers
tiny as can be ♪

♪ Jay nomma noodle
ne pie yay and me! ♪♪

[babies giggle]

Um, does anyone know how
we get to Flora Forest?

What we need is Cubby's map.

Little Cubby,
could we please have...

Uh-uh! Mappy mine!

Oh, Cubby-wubby.
Over here.

Ooh. Jingle-jangle!

Let's see, um,
to get to Flora Forest

we go down Petal Path
then to Gladiola Gully.

That's where we'll find
the Grandfather Gladiola!

Mine-mine-mine!
Me want flower!

Me turn big.
Keep puny piwates puny!

- [giggles]
- Uh-uh. Mappy mine!

- Got it!
- [bawling]

[sighs]
Some things never change!

♪ Bum bum bada
bum bum ba dum bum ♪

♪ Walking crawling
caterwaulin' ♪

♪ Bouncing Baby Buccaneers ♪

♪ Keep 'em all in tidy didies ♪

♪ Make sure to wash
behind their ears ♪

♪ Burping bottles pacifiers
Daycare popinjay suppliers ♪

♪ Blinky blanky peek-a-boo
We're the Never nanny crew ♪

♪ Bum bum bada
Bum bum be dum bum
Bum bum bada bum ♪

♪ Cooing cryin' bawlin' whinin'
Bouncin' baby pirate pups ♪

♪ Let's go find that gladiola
And grow 'em up ♪♪

- Which way go?
- Dis way!

Shorty cut! Go fast!

- Whee!
- [Mr. Smee] Oh, dear!

Whoa!

[giggles] Fun!

Pirate baby, ahoy!

Oh no! Eh, don't move,
little Cubby!

Uh-oh! Izz...

[gasps] 'Urgency!

Mine, puny piwate!

Me wants to fly!
Get Flower!

No grabby!
Picky dus' mine!

- Mine! Mine! Mine!
- Mine! No! Mine!

Oopsies!

Fly like birdy! [giggles]

Ca-nutsy! Fun!

Me save Cubby!

Ooh. Shiny.

Tree gabloons! Grab! Go!

Izzy. Cubby. Cap'n.

Time to come down now,
like good little pirates.

OK, Misser Knees.

Me go get big flower!

[Captain Hook screams]

Bwast and barny-knuckles!

[Skully]
Look alive, me hearties!
Gladiola Gully up ahead!

[giggling]

Me want Jakey's
sword to dig up flower!

- [Captain Hook gasps]
- No way, 'Ook.

[both howl]

Eek! Help!

Uh-oh. Jake save 'Ook!
Me catch you!

Help me!

'Ook OK?

Foo, fie and fiddly-sticks!

Me save Hook!

Get twee dabloonies!
Grabby! Go!

Gladiola Gully ahoy!

Splendid!

I'm hoping that the
Grandfather Gladiola
flower is down below.

Let's gather up the
sea puppies and get
the special pollen

that will turn them
back to normal!

Um... Mr. Smee, the little
go-getters are gone!

Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear!

There they go!

[all] Whee!

Hold on, wee ones!
Bonesy's coming!

[all] Whoa!

Pirate go boom! [giggles]

[chuckles] Boom!

Ooh, me tweasure!
Big flower!

All for me!

Me be big again!

Mine, mine, mine!

Cracked crackers!
If that little snook
wrecks the flower,

we won't be able to
change the babies back!

[groaning]
Hooky wants it! For me!

[whispering indistinctly]

Mateys, go!

Giddy-up, Crocky!

Naughty 'Ook! Bad cappy!

- Kaboomsie!
- Whoo-hoo!

We stopped Little Hook
from wrecking the
Grandfather Gladiola.

Bwast! Crabby crabs!

No fair!
Me never gets me way!

[bawling]

Wow. Gold balloons! Lots!

Twee!

Grab 'em! Go-go-go!

Not so fast, guppies!

First, we have to gather up
the flower's pollen

and sprinkle it on you
so you can grow up again!

OK babies, it's time
to make the change!

- Whee!
- Whoo-hoo!

Way hey, we're big again!

[all] Yo-h*, way to go!

[crocodile growls]

Save me, Smee!

[crocodile snickers]

Saving, Cap'n!

They grow up so fast.
[chuckles]

Mateys, it sure was fun
being babies today,

but thanks for
helping us grow up!

Now let's put all
our gold gabloons...
[chuckles]

I mean, doubloons,
into our team treasure chest!

♪ Way-hey
well done crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew
just what to do ♪

♪ Way-hey
with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count
our gold doubloons ♪♪

Come on, count with us!

[all] Yeah!

[Izzy] One, two, three...

[Jake] Four, five, six...

[Cubby] Seven, eight, nine!

[Jake] Yo-h*! We got
nine gold doubloons today!

[Cubby] And we got
gold balloons, too!

You mean gold doubloons,
Cubby. [chuckles]

Nope! I mean gold balloons.

One for each of us! [chuckles]

[Mr. Smee] Captain, it's so good
to see you all grown up again.

[sighs heavily]
What an exhausting day!

Well, a nice nappy will
do you a world of good.

Nighty night, Cap'n.

[baby talk]

Nighty night,
Captain Cuddly Bear.

Set sail for Never Land
and treasure!

♪ Fiddle-dee high-dee
Fiddle-dee-dee ♪

♪ We dance a jig
on the Never Sea ♪

♪ Leadin' the way
with two left feet ♪

- ♪ Is the codfish
at the wheel ♪
- Blast!

♪ Fiddle-dee high-dee
Fiddle-dee-doo ♪

♪ I'd rather have
a rock in me shoe ♪

♪ It's Captain Hook
so what do you do? ♪

♪ You're dancing
the codfish reel ♪

Whoa! Smee!

♪ Caterwaulin' catfish
Captain Hook ♪

♪ Floppin' all around
cryin' "Save me Smee" ♪

♪ Thunderin' blunderin'
codfish flounder ♪

♪ Never been
a bilge rat big as he ♪

♪ Caterwaulin' catfish
Captain Hook ♪

♪ Floppin' all around cryin'
"Save me Smee" ♪

♪ Thunderin' blunderin'
codfish flounder ♪

♪ Never been
a bilge rat big as he ♪

- Ha ha!
- ♪ Codfish reel ♪

♪ A swaggerin' scurvy
shanty tune ♪

♪ Codfish reel ♪

♪ We're kickin' up our heels
to the codfish reel ♪♪