02x37 - The Mermaid Queen

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♪ Just off the shores of Never Land
A hideaway at sea ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ A pirate band outwits the plans
Of Captain Hook and Smee ♪

-Yo-h*!
-Yo-h*!

-Let's go!
-Let's go!

♪ The merry crew of Never Land Pirates
Through and through ♪

♪ They're jolly buccaneers ♪

♪ Join with Jake
And the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Come along
We need some volunteers ♪

-Jake!
-Ahoy!

-Izzy!
-Ahoy!

-Cubby!
-Ahoy!

-Skully!
-Ahoy!

Yoo, yo-h*!

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ Climb aboard, me hearties
And be a pirate true ♪

Let's go!

♪ With Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ We'll set the course together
Come on and join the crew ♪

Yo-h*, let's go! Ha-har!

Ahoy, mateys!

Do you want to join my pirate crew?

Great! To start today's adventure,
everybody say the Pirate Password.

Yo-h*-h*!

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dings]

One more time.

-[all] Yo-h*-h*!
-[bell dings]

[Jake] The Mermaid Queen.

[woman] Away, friends of the Never Sea.

Make way for me, Queen Coralie.

♪ I am Queen Coralie ♪

♪ Greatest of the Never Sea ♪

-♪ Her Highness of the underwater realm ♪
-♪ La-la-la ♪

♪ Not just mermaid but the queen
As any fish can see ♪

-♪ I wear the crown upon my head so well ♪
-♪ La-la-la ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la ♪

♪ From a guppy to a whale
By gill or scale or fishy tail ♪

-♪ I'm empress of all aquamarine ♪
-♪ La-la-la ♪

♪ Every ocean rank and file
Octopi to crocodile ♪

-♪ You may call me Your Majesty ♪
-♪ La-la-la ♪

♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

[whinnying, snorting]

Scales and tails!
Who dares delay her Royal Highness?

-[snoring]
-[Queen Coralie] You there.

-Hmm?
-Out of my way. Shoo!

I could never forgive myself
if my mermaids didn't get a chance

to bask in my radiance.

-Mmm.
-There. Much better.

Now away, seahorses.

[snores]

My loyal subjects await
Queen Coralie the Great!

-♪ I'm Queen Coralie the Great ♪
-♪ La-la-la-la ♪

♪ And by now you understand
That my wish is a command ♪

♪ I'm Queen Coralie of all Neptune City ♪

-♪ I'm Queen Coralie the Great ♪
-♪ La-la-la ♪

[humming scales]

[humming off-key]

No, no, no, no!
Fidgeting flounders! That will never do.

-Let's get it together, singers.
-Yes, Marina.

Queen Coralie doesn't come here every day.

Everything about her welcoming pageant
has to be perfect.

Try it again from the top.

[humming scales]

Smooth sailing.
Now let's see the synchronized swimmers.

[both giggle]

[both giggle]

Fantastic! Now, where's
that welcoming speech for the queen?

[Jake] Right here, Marina.

I've just finished writing it.
It's pretty good, if I do say so myself.

-And we brought her gifts.
-Specially picked from our treasure room.

Wait'll she sees mine.
It's fit for a queen.

Wonderful. All we need now
is for the queen to arrive.

♪ So many fish in the sea ♪

♪ And I caught me two or three ♪

♪ And once on a lark, a hammerhead shark
When he was fishing for me ♪

♪ One catch was worthy of note ♪

♪ Got a catfish big as me boat ♪

♪ I pulled him aboard
He chewed up me oars ♪

♪ And I had to dog paddle home ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ The one that got away
Is bigger than any one we got ♪

♪ There's nothing in the pot for dinner
'Cause nothing's what we caught ♪

♪ But we were wishing
We was fishing on a lazy day ♪

♪ Whatever we find
On the end of the line ♪

♪ Be nothing like the one that got away ♪

[Sharky] Thunderation!

Now we're cooking. Ha-har!

[both grunting]

[Sharky] Whoa! It must be a whale.

Or a really big shrimp.

I beg your pardon.

[gasps, stutters] You're no shrimp.

What insolence!

How dare you speak that way
to Queen Coralie,

ruler of the mermaids
and empress of the Never Sea!

But I thought you was a fairy-tale legend.

I am a legend.
A living, swimming, singing one.

Oi! I'm bedazzled
by your magnificence, I am.

I'm tired of waiting, Smee.
Where's my dinner?

What's this?

And now, my little two-leggers,
you may help me off this dingy dinghy.

I'm late for an appointment.

-Yes, Your Majesty.
-Right away, Your Highness.

Not so fast, boys.

Methinks this royal she-fish
will be staying.

And who is this annoying mammal?

I am Captain James Hook,
the famous pirate extraordinaire.

Captain Hoop? Hmm. Never heard of you.

Hook. Me name is Hook!

Now, as much as I like all this attention,
I must be going.

You're going nowhere.

You see,

a mermaid queen is a rare treasure indeed.

[giggling]

[squeaking]

That's enough, everyone.
We don't want to over-practice.

Um, Marina, where's the queen?

I don't know. She should be here by now.

-I'm really getting worried.
-[seahorses whinnying]

[Marina gasps]
There's the queen's chariot.

If that's the queen's chariot,
where's the queen?

Look, there's a note.

"Be it known that Queen Coralie
is being held prisoner."

[gasping]

"She will be set free

only after the mermaids give
all of the queen's royal treasures to me,

Captain Hook!"

-Yay-hey, no way!
-I'll say.

You can't trust Hook to let the queen go,
even if he does get what he wants.

Oh, this is a sad, sad day
for all the mermaids.

Don't you worry.

Me and my mateys know
how to handle the captain.

We'll go talk to him.

Mateys, will you help us rescue
Queen Coralie from Captain Hook?

Great! Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Whenever we solve
a pirate problem together, they'll appear.

Then we'll collect 'em
and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Yo-h*, let's go!

Is everybody ready?

I got my sword.

-I got my map.
-And I've got my pixie dust.

The fairies gave it to me
so that we can use it to fly,

but only in emergencies.

How can we help?

You stay here and keep an eye
on the royal treasure,

just in case Hook has another trick
up his sleeve.

[both] Aye-aye, Jake.

♪ Yo-h*, mateys, away ♪

♪ There'll be treasure
And adventure today ♪

Let's go!

♪ Heave-h*, here we go ♪

♪ Together as a team ♪

♪ Jake and the Never Land Pirates ♪

♪ And me ♪

[Queen Coralie] Oh, please.
You can't be serious.

Uh, but this is the best room on the ship.

[gasps] We are trying
to make you comfortable, Your Majesty.

Oh, by the beard of Neptune,

how can I be comfortable
locked away in a dungeon?

Well, I'm afraid the captain says
you must stay here,

but I brought you fresh strawberries.

What in blasted blue blazes
is going on in here?

Uh, we're, uh, trying to make
Her Majesty comfy.

And provide her
with a few bare necessities. [blows]

What are you thinking?
You men are pirates, not handmaidens.

I may be your prisoner, Captain "Hoof,"
but I remain a queen.

It seems your men, unlike you,
know how to treat one.

-Can I get you a pillow?
-Would you like something to read?

Can I make you soup?

Agh! Keeping that waterlogged
fish-woman is too much work.

I should have demanded a bigger treasure
for her freedom.

[Jake] Ahoy! Jolly Roger, h*!

[stutters] Is that the puny pirates?
Perhaps they brought me treasure.

Quick, men. All hands on deck.

Did someone mention soup?

You there, pirate pests!

Have you brought the treasure to exchange
for the Mermaid Queen?

No treasure for you, Hook.

No treasure, no queen.

Let her go! Now!

Oh, I have a much better idea.

Men, release the...

Barnacles! Where is everyone?

[Smee laughing] More soup, Your Majesty?

Mm! Blast that selfish she-fish.
Must I do everything meself?

Release the hammerhead.

[chuckling]

Happy hammering, me proud beauty!

-[Hook cackling]
-[shark chuckling]

Crashing crackers! Hammerhead, h*!

[Skully] And it looks like
he's in a hurry.

[Izzy] Shiver me timbers!

A hammerhead's noggin
is as hard as a hammer!

And there's nothing that big fish
likes better than pounding on ships.

-What are we gonna do?
-I know.

Dive, Bucky, dive!

[Jake] Okay, Bucky.
Now let's give Mr. Hardhead the slip.

[chuckling] Huh? Oh!

[chuckling goofily]

Shimmering sharkskin!

[Skully] That hammering hothead
is closing in!

[Jake] Bucky, head for that shipwreck.

Full speed ahead!

[chuckling goofily]

[chuckles]

That big wreck should keep Mr. Hammerhead
happily hammering for hours.

[horn blows]

Way to go, mateys.

For escaping from the hammerhead,
we got three gold doubloons.

[Jake] Let's grab 'em and go.

Look alive, me hearties.
Ol' Feather Hat's on the run.

Then yo-h*-h*, after him we go!

[gasps]

Captain "Hog," please inform your men
they are carrying a queen,

not a kettle of fish.

Oh! Is there no end to your complaining?

Here we are, my High-maintenance Highness.

[Captain Hook] Your new home
away from home.

What a horrid place!

Still, anywhere has to be better
than your itty-bitty boat, Captain "Heel."

Hook. Hook. The name is Hook!

Well, now, isn't this cozy?
But don't be getting too settled.

You're only here until all your treasure
is turned over to me.

Oh! The Never Sea will dry up
before that happens, Captain "Hoot."

It's Hook. H-double-O-K, Hoop!

I mean Hoot! I mean Hook!

[sighs] This carping queen has given me
a king-sized headache.

I'm going to lie down for a bit.

And, men, no more fussing over her.

She's spoiled enough as it is.

I don't know which I find more dismal,
this cave or your captain.

Ooh, it isn't very cheery here, is it?

And the captain is making it worse.
He put booby traps all around.

Oh, how I wish I were safe in my palace.

Or anywhere in Neptune City.

Oh, Neptune City.
The home of the mermaids.

♪ If you've never seen a sunrise
From the bottom of the sea ♪

♪ Then you've never seen a sunrise
The way it's meant to be ♪

♪ Shimmering and wonderful
The waves above of gold ♪

♪ Over my underwater home ♪

♪ In a Neptune City sunrise
You're swimming in sunlight ♪

♪ With gemstone-covered coral castles ♪

♪ Dazzling and bright ♪

♪ In the sun rays turtles play ♪

♪ As the mermaids sing all day ♪

♪ Neptune City sunrise ♪

♪ Until you've seen the glow ♪

♪ Of the sunrise from below ♪

♪ You'll never know how beautiful ♪

♪ It could be ♪

♪ I wish I could see ♪

♪ Turtles swimming free ♪

♪ If only we could be ♪

♪ Underneath the sea ♪

It sounds beautiful.

[Jake] Good eye, Skully.

If you hadn't spotted the Jolly Roger,
we would have never found this cave.

Or heard the song.

And that was a mermaid singing.
I just know it.

Hook must be hiding Queen Coralie inside.
We've gotta save her.

Hold on, mateys.

If I know Hook, he's set out booby traps.

Keep your eyes peeled.

-Uh-oh.
-[chains rattling]

Stand back!

Aw, coconuts.

That's Hook putting out
the welcome mat, all right!

[snoring]

[gasps]

[shivers] Mr. Smee, bring me my blankie.

I'm freezing!

Smee? Where is that loopy lout?

My... hooks?

[Captain Hook] Smee, what is all this?

Well, you see, sir, I thought the place
could use some brightening,

and the only thing we had was--

Me hooks!

Captain "Heap,"
the decorations are my idea.

If there's a problem,
kindly address it to me.

Oh, fine.

The problem is all this rude
and selfish behavior.

Well, Captain "Hock,"
if the tiara fits, wear it.

[groans]

Mateys, here's how we can get past
these pointy rocks.

We can use this seaweed
like a lasso and bring them down.

Yo-h*, let's go save the queen.

Yahoo!

Now we pull.

[all] Heave-h*! Heave-h*!

Heave-h*!

All right!

For clearing the way,
we got three more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and go save the queen.

And furthermore, Captain "Hump,"

it's greedy sea slugs like you
that give pirates a bad name.

Oh, how I wish I'd tossed you
back into the Never Sea

when first I laid eyes on you!

Captain Hook,
we're here to take Queen Coralie

to a welcoming party in her honor.

Oh! You must be my rescuers.

Now hand over the queen, please.

Splendid. She's all yours.

It would be worth every treasure
on Never Land to get rid of her.

Take her away. Quickly.

It's gotta be a trap.
What do we do? We can't trust him.

Well, I did overhear some blather
about booby traps.

Stay where you are, Your Majesty.

Hook couldn't have put
booby traps everywhere.

We'll go around to the back and get her.

No, no. This is where I really did
put a booby trap

in case somebody tried
to sneak in from the back.

Look! There's a wire right here.

It's hard to see,

and if someone should step on it,
like this...

[rumbling]

Blast!

Abandon cave! Smee! Sharky! Bones!

Gather up me hooks.

-Izzy, this is...
-An emergency.

Pixie dust away!

Now let's save the queen.

This way.

Get out while you can, Hook.

Not until I have all me precious hooks.

Come on, Jake. Hurry!

Move it, men. Run!

Way-hey!

We rescued the queen
and got three more gold doubloons.

Let's grab 'em and... go?

But what about...
Your Majesty, we really should...

Yes, yes, I know.

That sorry man may be horrible,
but we can't leave him to suffer.

We must help others in need.

Ah, that piece of wood might do the trick.

[screaming]

That should do it.

Sometimes even a queen
must get her fins dirty.

Now, back to the Never Sea.
My subjects await.

Beg your pardon, royal ma'am.

Before you go,
Captain Hook has something to say to you.

I, uh... I do?

You certainly do, Captain.

Queen Coralie came back to help you,
even after all you put her through.

Well, Your Majesty...

thank you for lending a fin and helping.

And?

And I'm sorry for keeping you a prisoner.

There. I said it.

I, the great Queen Coralie, forgive you,

Captain... Hook.

Now we must away to Hidden Cove.

I'm very late
for a very important engagement.

She... She...

She got my name right.

♪ We welcome you, O Mermaid Majesty ♪

♪ Hail to our Queen Coralie ♪

♪ Welcome, Queen Coralie the Great ♪

♪ Royal Highness of the Never Sea ♪

♪ Welcome, Queen Coralie the Great ♪

♪ No one could ever be
More welcome here than she ♪

♪ Our Mermaid Queen Coralie ♪

[mermaids giggling]

Bravo! Wonderfish!

-Oh, thank you, Your Majesty.
-Yeah, thank you. [giggles]

Oh, if I had legs,
I'd give you a standing ovation.

[Jake clears throat] Your Highness,

on behalf of all of your loyal subjects
and your friends

from around the Never Sea,
I offer you welcome.

And we bring you these gifts.

Oh. You brave young pirates
have already given me

the greatest gift of all: my freedom.

But I too have gifts for you.

[Queen Coralie]
Jake, Izzy, Cubby and Skully.

For proving yourselves
brave and resourceful,

it gives me great pleasure to name you
Honorary Royal Guards.

Let it be known far and wide

that these noble young pirates

have earned the respect and gratitude
of the Mermaid Queen.

And we all know that ain't easy.

Thanks for helping us
rescue Queen Coralie, mateys.

Now let's put all our gold doubloons
into our Team Treasure Chest.

♪ Way, hey, well done, crew ♪

♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪

♪ Way, hey, with help from you ♪

♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪

Come on, count with us.

[all] Yeah!

[Jake] One, two, three...

[Cubby] Four, five, six...

[Izzy] Seven, eight, nine.

[Jake] Yo-h*!
For solving pirate problems today,

we got nine gold doubloons.

Crackers! I never did get to give my gift
to the queen.

She would have loved it.

Crackers! [laughs]

[all laughing]

[sighs] Who'd ever thought

a scruffy ol' sea salt like me
would get to meet royalty?

Oh! She's ever so lovely.

[sighs] Her hands are dainty and smooth
as a baby squid's bottom.

Quit that mooning and on your feet, men.

-Back to work!
-[thudding]

Oh, no!

-[Captain Hook] A hammerhead.
-[chuckling goofily]

[Captain Hook] Boys, save me!

[all sigh]

♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-boo ♪

♪ Underwater, that's the way
Under the sun beneath the waves ♪

♪ So wonderful it's understood
If you could swim like a fishy could ♪

♪ Dive below the bounding main
Where mermaids and the dolphins play ♪

♪ Sunken treasure, gold doubloons ♪

♪ In the kingdom of Neptune ♪

♪ A full five fathoms down ♪

-♪ Five fathoms down ♪
-♪ Nobody's wearing a frown ♪

-♪ Don't you wear that frown ♪
-♪ Vacationing right off the reef ♪

♪ A tropical festival down in the deep ♪

-♪ Down in the bubbly blue ♪
-♪ Underwater ♪

-♪ Down in the bubbly blue ♪
-♪ Underwater ♪

-♪ Down in the bubbly blue ♪
-♪ Underwater ♪

-♪ Down in the bubbly blue ♪
-♪ Ba-ba-ba-boo ♪

-♪ Down in the bubbly blue ♪
-♪ Underwater ♪

-♪ Down in the bubbly blue ♪
-♪ Underwater ♪

-♪ Down in the bubbly blue ♪
-♪ Underwater ♪

♪ Down in the bubbly blue ♪

♪ Boo-boo bubbly blue ♪

♪ Ba-ba-boo! ♪